₦airaland Forum

IdeyFindWife:
And, what's the big deal about N6m jewelry.

Even meat seller boys in Lag don dey get blingbags wey contain more than that.

We ain't talking no Naira here dude, we talking effing dollars mehn!

The lady get mind o. Or she dey foolish well well.

He could have killed her too. And nothing go happen.

IdeyFindWife:
And, what's the big deal about N6m jewelry.

Even meat seller boys in Lag don dey get blingbags wey contain more than that.

We ain't talking no Naira here dude, we talking effing dollars mehn!

Clinton9000:
Gregoree, District Manager reporting from Benin Republic Name Check office to Zeburudiya, Regional Manager West Africa

Gregoree: Oga, Madam, Na dem again oh.
Zeburudeya: You mean Jegede Shokoya people who are resided in Benin Republic are contribution to this offshore crime?

Wow! Very nice.

africanusvu:
I cant read any story.i only read an imcomprehensive post.well.OP.d truth is u dnt buy d Venza frm dat biz.bt if u did.then u arnt as wise as u think.just made som savings frm a smal scale.and ur first investment is buying a venza.then rushng to nairaland to show up.dnt u knw wat d amt u used in buying dat car can fetch 4 u if u invest it.my friend u ar nt wort my praise

You nor go keep quiet before those who worship material things descend on you.

If you suggest she should have invested in property or open another shop or diversify, those who show off every little thing they acquire with their last money on social media will never get your point. They will say you have bad belle. That is where we are right now in Africa.

No wonder we do not produce the Mark Zuckerbergs and Bill Gates of this world.

Aliko Dangote is known to be very parsimonious. Even bargaining over car parking fee. We can see how far he has gone.

africanusvu:
I cant read any story.i only read an imcomprehensive post.well.OP.d truth is u dnt buy d Venza frm dat biz.bt if u did.then u arnt as wise as u think.just made som savings frm a smal scale.and ur first investment is buying a venza.then rushng to nairaland to show up.dnt u knw wat d amt u used in buying dat car can fetch 4 u if u invest it.my friend u ar nt wort my praise

You nor go keep quiet before those who worship material things descend on you.

If you suggest she should have invested in property or open another shop or diversify, those who show off every little thing they acquire with their last money on social media will never get your point. They will say you have bad belle. That is where we are right now in Africa.

No wonder we do not produce the Mark Zuckerbergs and Bill Gates of this world.

Aliko Dangote is known to be very parsimonious. We can see how far he has gone.

lolaed:
IVF doing wonders

alhamdulillah

My brother. People should be telling us the truth in order to help other people.

Some people just keep sleeping in church for miracle while those with enough money and information help themselves.

MrEverest:
Even Atiku knows that this the solution to many of Nigeria's problem yet the dullard keeps decieving himself and his zombie followers!!

True. But even if he wins the primary, he cannot win the election. Should be by miracle win, he will have to put the North first and jettison the idea.

In reality, some Southerners will collude with the North to ensure it does not work, if only just to get some crumbs from the table.

For example, he cannot implement the plan & win a second term.

Quite touching how so little means so much to these kids. Who probably hardly get anything for free usually.

We in Africa are only just beginning to realise the power & impact of charity. It does not take much to make impact if we all try to joins hands.

The psychological impact is massive. To know that there are people out there, who do not know you from anywhere but still ready to assist & encourage.

Too often we intend to give but soon forget to actualise it. I'm guilty of that too.

To be honest, I never knew that Nigerian armed forces still have to import all their boots. Very funny. Considering how much pomo we eat in 9ja.

No wonder GEJ was discouraging pomo eating years ago. To provide hide & skin for the leather industry.

With this Boko, the more you look, the less you see.

There is something important we the masses are not told.

What kind of plate number is on the car?

How long has it been in Nigeria for?

EnigmaticEnigma:
That's the height of disrespect

Just imagine if it happened to u, guys!!

So the guy will open ur gate and great u "Good evening Sir!", but he's smashing ur wife

You will be shouting on the guy for not doing his job properly and in those moments, the guy will just be laughing in his head, like, I'm smashing ur wife nigggah

My goodness, horrifying! Nightmare inducing! Heart attack causing!

That woman needs to be Fedexed with high priority back to wherever she came from.

I feel for u dude, damn

Ol' boy this is more common than you think. Lots of girls sleep with several boys at a go. Some still do after marriage.

That's why until you have done DNA test, never be sure your kids are yours.
I know several people whose "kids" failed paternity test when the high commission needed one to process family reunion, to issue visa in 9ja. Imagine raising kids that are not yours for 10 to 14 years

Great as always.

misspicy:
Everyone is just sugarcoating this thing.
Hope he won't complain when she doesn't cook his meals



PS: #istandwithpmb

What if the man is a professional cook?

With all modesty, it takes a lot for a woman's cuisine to beat mine. Mum taught all of us how to cook, irrespective of gender.

Oh, they now want to use heat & sweat to drive out Oyegun. These people are childish sha.

Let them kukuma knock down or burn down the secretariat by themselves. It makes no difference to Nigerians.

The power tussle is between Tinubu & presidential cabal. And any of them rarely set foot on th secretariat. Some even nor get APC membership card.

ademola721gmai:
Only in Nigeria, while in saner climes, anyone with a taint of corruption is treated like a leper. No one will even wanna associate themselves with you.

Well in Christian history, lepers were healed. The church leaders are to console and comfort the poor, prisoners, the sick, widowed, orphans and such. They should care for exactly those otters chose to avoid.

Good.

Still waiting for the day an Arab Sheikh will wear a Yoruba attire as part of swag in his home country. SMH.

This mere commissioner has been really rendered jobless by the presidency cabal. All he does now is chair one meaningless meeting and give meaningless speeches up & down.

Enjoy the free ride & flights while it lasts.

You will go down as a very useless VP. Even if you become president by accident, tribalism & bigotry willl not allow you achieve anything.

At least GEJ saw the present & future menace of ignorance & illiteracy in the North & tried hard to educate the North by building many universities around 200 Almajiri schools.

Now you're pointing one finger at GEJ, four are already pointing at you "Mr Mere Commissioner Osibande".

Good. Despite minor inaccuracies.

Barigaboy:
Guy let me lecture u. Na pikin wey one no dey ask. Each time u fall in love too much for a girl she sees it as an opportunity to raid u n start loving n giving a guy who is not up to your level money. This lecture is for all guys.
1. Never attract a girl with cash
2. Don't be too nice spending too much n sending recharge card u r spoiling her n she wouldn't be able to cope when u don't have. Eg Am expecting my current girlfriend to think that am stingy but she has never for once said that cos I don't spend money for her at all. I only sent her recharge card once lol n I never let her no what I have yet but very soon she will no that I am not stingy if she doesn't no people will tell her.
3. No let a girl get use to u just going to her house without her visiting u too. If my babe want to see me I tell her am at home. Gone r those days I will be going there 2 4 7 n she start asking me what did I bring. " Abeg stop coming with empty hand o".
4. A girl who loves u will never turn u to ATM cause she never wanna loose u.
5. If u start spending cash for a lady from d start n she loves u for that, withdrawing the cash is withdrawing her love.

ADVICE
Test her with this if she really love u.
1. Stop going to her house n don't call her tell her that your Boko Haram is sick n tell dsame to your family pretending so that if they see her they wud feel she is visiting u because your Boko Sick. If she no call u or visit u then she no like u.
2. Keep gaps between your visits.
Ladies no dey too like good boys sometimes na him make some area boys girlfriend fine pass omo mummy girlfriend.
3. Sometimes if she ask tell her u don't have even if u have but rate the importance of what she want to use it for.

Nothing but the truth.

The vast majority are in a relationship because of economic issues. Remember the average 9ja girl is becoming high maintenance. The one currently just getting by is dreaming of a buoyant guy to spend more on her. Girls' taste can change drastically when they get a financier.

Even the average girl who does not demand money directly is still expecting from you.

You must test any girl you intend to take seriously.

Rest assured most easily fail it. Patience & foresight in a relationship is very rare on women's part these days.

At the end of it all, God is the only real bullet proof provider.

When Northerners begin to hail you, know that you have betrayed your people to please them.

And Zombies be like: why didn't you say that to GEJ who looted $5000 trillion dollars?

Problem is most zombies can only count to number 99 before getting muddled up about figures.

fuckboy:
why does the man beside that woman looks like Albert Einstein

Wrong. This one is Albert Zweistein.

RIP.

Bank is just a word in 9ja. More like glorified or privileged BDC, conduit for stolen govt & oil money, connivers wiith big men to cheat the masses, chargers of outrageous fees and slave masters, etc.

They have no interest in helping SMEs that drive the economy with loans. So they are not banks in conventional sense.

RIP princess.

Black man sha.

We're champions in things to do with emotions.

When it comes to sitting down, innovating & using God-given brain to chart a way forward and create new and sustainable things for our kids yet unborn, we are nowhere to be found.

Reason I laugh at those who want us to discard our culture that is original & indigenous to us.

You have nothing if you cannot create your own things, both physical & abstract. You will only be mentally & otherwise colonised and promote other people's culture, history, language and their innovations.

No matter how much or well you copy a dollar or pound or euro bank note, your copy remains a counterfeit. So are most things in life too.

OK

Zombies be like: Ipob yoots, Tanoids & NOI have taken over WB & IMF.

Back soon.