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Better than nothing. Continue to apply for jobs and don't rest or give up. Don't give your current job up till you find another job that's much better. Make sure you don't get any girl pregnant by the way.

Lol, make i close for church e be like pastor dey look me cuz I'm restraining myself from laughing.

EfemenaXY:

You try. You wanna get me in trouble this fine Sunday evening.
From left to right...
First Lady: (with the heaviest Eba). Chilisauce. Check out her muscles. Out of this world. That's why NL "alpha males" respect this lady. Who no go run when she say, "Boo!"?
Second Lady: Armyofone. Her army pants match her name to a "T". I bet you, that Egusi soup was cooked with Scent leaves - you can tell from the way she wan swallow her "swallow".
Third Lady: Ifyalways. Her gorimakpa has quicky sprouted new growth after touring the world - her fashionable blouse speaks volumes
Fourth Lady: Naijababe. An advocate for fairplay. Her disapproving look at the size of Chillisauce's Eba says it all.
But Eddy you nor do well o!
How come everyone's in a group and I'm alone? C'man take that pic down jare.

Being this fat used to be in high demand. Now brothers like Truckpusher are looking for muscle-fied chic forcing us to eat cucumber for breakfast.

damiso:

This is the big bowl of Eba picture I was talking about

Efe, that wasn't the pix I sent you. I think you posted the wrong one Was my contact lenses deceiving me? Because the one I tubed to you had the ladies in bikini, slim and toned...thanks to the daily eating of "proteinous and liquidified cucumbers"

Thank you..but the sweet basil I do see around the veg section are not like or your average S.leaf. I even asked the Chinese herbs/leaf seller at the farmer market for bigger leaf and not mini basil leaf the guys was like huh
I think those are the mini curry leaf. Trust me, I have sought for basil around the seven seas. I'm even looking it up on ebay and amazon...it was basil not scented leaf I used for my search prince shinning armour
Common drop 120 bucks for shipping

merahki:
Okay...I had to come in like a knightelle in shining armour to save those pretty dollars...and their equally pretty owner I believe
Go to a shop.....to the vegetable section, where you have small fresh green veggies like parsley, oregano, mint, coriander? You know this? Look for sweet basil.....that is your scent leaves (my ncheawu)
Sells for less than one GP fifty I am sure.

(aside) I was an adult before realising that people generally called it scent leaf....I remember telling my agric teacher what it was called...I told her all leaves like coriander, sage, mint etc are also scented and therefore ncheawu should not have the monopoly of being called scent leaves, seeing that some even had stronger scents...etc but I digress, like I always do
Cheers

Think of all the dollars I jes saved you now.....
I guess I have done one real good for the day, yay!

Good because he should not be eating in that pot.
If he couldn't eat it when the pot was big, why should you give him your stitched small pot ?
If you are still with him, best leave your pot alone.

naniawini:
Why am bothered is that I dnt want any future occurrence.. thanks anyways

Yes see the gynecologist and get it stitched. Now is time to focus on yourself and your child.
That guy doesn't have respect for you. Face whatever is it you are doing in life now.

naniawini:
I will try and see gynaecologist!

Cheated on you and still playing reverse psychology on you
If you don't have a child, biko find your way. What hassles!!
Not minor my friend, by the time he is done (just getting started), you will know South Pole is far from Africa.
He disrespected your marriage from the onset. Una dey try o.

The other time a guy tried that on an American woman, she sliced off his prick while he slept. She ran away with the sliced prick and flung it into the bush .
The cops later found the battered and agrolized konji skin, pale and dying. Oyinbo doctors did an ok job to glue it back.

Op, what are your family's plan? Give him back his dowry and bring your sister home.

Always make sure to eat your food or meals when it is very hot. My friend ate lukewarm fried rice and
diarrheaed from Nigeria to Atlanta.
Better burn your mouth than shit uncontrollable. Watch out what your kids are eating.

You are supporting 3 siblings and you are still thinking of marriage
It will not work. You better let that gal go.
Forget about marriage for now till they are done with school.

Lmao @ Efe and Damiso.

Today, I'm so craving scent leaf and nig spinach soup.
Looks like it will cost about 120 dollars to get scent leaf posted to me...

I heard many Nigerian guys love butting
Leilah, where are thou?

Dasparrow, I'm wondering too.

dasparrow:
@ Bolded

Why would a man leave the natural use of the vargina and start sticking his prick into the butt hole of the woman? By the way, a butt hole is a butt hole irrespective of gender. Don't ever think that the butt hole of a woman is softer than that of a man. That place is not meant for penetration but rather for sh!t to come out of. So yes, a man who leaves the natural use of the vargina and instead starts digging into the butt hole of the woman is a closet gay. I wonder whether he will be around when his woman's butt hole slacks and starts leaking?

Maybe her biz is not profitable.
Research and print out articles on why husband and wife should help each other.

Nigerians and Nigeria!!!

What a joke and bunch of primitive cavemen and women.

@ Edwife, thanks a ton. Update coming soon after my follow up.

Dami, you tried with the packaging. I just wash my cucumber, wrap it with paper towel and off I go chewing it in the car. By the time I'm done flying the freeway, one cucumber gone and I'm in the parking lots.
The only funny thing is when there is traffic and a strong hefty cucumber is taking a stand in my mouth...
No be green prick, it's cucumber.

raumdeuter:
^^ Well said

You mean it is okay to have two children with no job?
I like the new dayo

I'd say go to school. Two kids without a job (you) is difficult no matter the sides of the mouth he is speaking with now.
Get married before having any more babies btw.

paid for your body You are wrong. This is the problem you all are facing in Nigeria/African.
Nobody has cheating rights. The man should either forgive or move out and ask for divorce. You don't go beating someone because they cheated on you.

TrumpDonald:
Women are getting dis gender equality all wrong. That ur husband cheats does not mean u shud too. He paid for ur body, u didn't pay for his.

"So he has every right to act when she cheats but definitely not to kill her."

Now for d women, if u knw u can't stand ur husband's infidelity, u can adopt d law of Kate henshawrism which states that...

No, you are wrong again...The only right he has is to divorce her. No other action is warranted.

One Drop

Bob Marley & The Wailers

Lyrics

Oo-oo-ooh, yea-ah. Wo-yoy! Wo-yoy! Wo-yoy! Wo-yoy-yoy-yoy!
Feel it in the one drop;
And we'll still find time to rap;
We're makin' the one stop,
The generation gap;
Now feel this drumbeat
As it beats within,
Playin' a riddim,
Resisting against the system, ooh-wee!

I know Jah's never let us down;
Pull your rights from wrong
(I know Jah would never let us down)
Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!
They made their world so hard (so hard):
Every day we got to keep on fighting (fighting);
They made their world so hard (so hard):
Every day the people are dyin' (dying), yeah!
(It dread, dread) For hunger (dread, dread) and starvation
(dread, dread, dread, dread),
Lamentation (dread dread),
But read it in Revelation (dread, dread, dread, dread):
You'll find your redemption
And then you give us the teachings of His Majesty,
For we no want no devil philosophy;
A you fe give us the teachings of His Majesty,
A we no want no devil philosophy:

Feel it in the one drop;
And we still find time to rap;
We're making the one stop,
And we filling the gap:
So feel this drumbeat
As it beats within
Playing a riddim, uh!
Fighting against ism and skism,

Singing: I know Jah's never let us down;
Pull your rights from wrong:
I know Jah's never let us down.
Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!
They made their world so hard
Every day (we got to keep on fighting), every day;
They made their world so hard
Every day (the people are dying), eh!
(dread, dread, it dread, dread) Oh, whoa! Make dem a-go on so:
(dread, dread, it dread on dread) Ah, whoa!
(dread, dread) I'll walk (it dread, dread)
Ah, whoa! Frighten dem, ah whoa!
(dread, dread) Ah, whoa! Frighten dem, eh!
Give us the teachings of His Majesty - with a stick-up!
We no want no devil philosophy. Can you hear?
Give us the teachings of His Majesty,
For we no want no devil philosophy.

We feel it in the one drop; you're lucky!
For we still got time to rap,
And we're making the one stop
Let me tell ya: this generation gap.
So feel this drumbeat;
I tell you what: it's beating within
Feel you heart playing a riddim - [fadeout]

This song is deep so touching...So gifted. . They are giving us Devil philosophy for free now.
RIP Bob.

Plain fakers now after all the noise they are falling in line after all. Trump the democrapublican is wrapping them around his little finger . Ryan is the latest. Next will be the Bush and Romney. I guess only a liberal like Trump could make them win the white house.
I wish Mr. Sander would stop and join Hilary at this stage.
CFCfan, you see your fellow lawyer bro huh ....what's your thoughts?

Singing dread, dread, dread
Jah will never let us down
Dread dread
Bob, the world is upside down now.

I have always wanted to ask if you are tpia ?

Pata = pant, dross, draws, thongs
Now send me check EfemenaXY for my tutorial.
Gboliwe, you too oya drop some changes.

It looks like we have a great deal of women beaters on here...anyway it is a common thing in Nigeria. You guys should not work hard at breaking the cycle but keep it going...it's legacy bequeathed upon the family.

Lmao at 14 inches dick pursuing us upandan . They are always toasting...check out nig uni like seriously go do your homework and study now.
Yeah, brothers would rather be concerned about his unrising 14 inches, how he could shook more, b.tashi etc than innovative gadgets to ease black women stress. Leave that to his N.America and Asian brothers .

Buhahahaha...stillwater and Chilisauce

Stillfire:
Lol. Don't mind them. They haven't done 1/4 of what Oyibo men have done to reduce the burden they have placed on their women and they are already depressed? Lmao! 99% of the kitchen appliances African women are enjoying today are Oyibo-made, left to Nigerian men we would still be using that traditional stone to grind pepper. Lmao! Thank God for Oyibo.

Suffering Sistahs are turn on.

I can't speak for Diosy because I don't know her preferences that deep. Can't make love on hungry tummy, can you?

Acidosis:
So it is true that women like strong abuna?

Many are not really confused because after big O comes hungry and growling tummy. I want both but if i must pick one, then money is it over strong abuna

Acidosis:
"Nothing confuse a woman more than a jobless man with a strong dikk"




But women love them more anyway.

Now the pix is

Jesus!! Daily work for 30 days ?
If you are working and have a side business that makes it impossible for you to do something at home, then get gadgets to simplify your house work and make it easier for your help now.

How much is the L8 ?