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RomanceRe: We Had Sex 2 Months Ago And She Is 3 Months Pregnant Now by aylipple: 1:01pm On Aug 09, 2021
This is the most realistic explanation. Pregnancies I believe are in weeks; most times the tests give a margin of + or - 2 weeks. If she's pregnant two months after you'd sex, the pregnancy result is most likely the foetus is 12 weeks old (which in calendar terms = 3 months) but when you +/- the 2 weeks period, oga sir, you've just become a potential father. Except she slept with someone else just before or immediately after she met you but if she states otherwise, you done did it.
Meanwhile, did you guys do it raw or the condom been dey leak? If the former, if konji abi love hold you reach where you fit knack girl without contraceptive/protection & she come get belle, you should be man enough to own the outcome please.

Pearl05:
Pregnancy is calculated from the first day of ladt menstrual cycle.

So approximately 2 weeks is added to the age of the foetus.
So go for scan and also know that the readings is also taken from the rate in which the foetus matures.

One can be 8 weeks old but scan can read 6 or 10 weeks old. Either ways, there is + or - 2 weeks.
BusinessRe: AGSMEIS - Nirsal Loan Applicants Rejected By Government by aylipple: 3:17pm On Aug 05, 2021
Are you in the Agri-business? If you're, are you a registered member of a government-recognized commodity association related to your line of Agri-business? What most don't know is that some of the recent recipients of these funds are members of government-recognized commodity associations and the loans were disbursed with help of their associations. In the next few days or weeks, more funds would be disbursed by NIRSAL to more members of associations whose leaderships are doing everything in their power to ensure their members benefit.

Mitsurugi:
I also applied for this loan since March 2020, got interviewed, got an okay call...... been waiting only to get this yesterday. The worst part is that I know a guy that just got a loan from this same NIRSAL recently and he never went through the process.

Well thank God I went ahead without them. I've been doing business. I just needed to acquire equipment to lower cost of production angry
BusinessRe: AGSMEIS - Nirsal Loan Applicants Rejected By Government by aylipple: 3:09pm On Aug 05, 2021
There's no cause for alarm; I believe you received this particular message between Tuesday & Today? Keep calm & hope for the best.
jmoore:
Tens of thousands of loan applicants in Nigeria received bad news as they were sent sms that their loan application has been declined by government.

The applicants paid 10,000 naira for training and 5,000 for business plan. Only to receive the sad news after a year.

The loan is for AGSMEIS under Nirsal Microfinance Bank

The SMS reads "Dear Applicant, Kindly note that your loan application has been declined because your request does not meet our current Risk Acceptance Criteria. Thank you"


No official explanation for risk acceptance criteria has been made by NIRSAL on their social media pages.
CultureRe: Esu Chikun, Danjuma Barde Is Dead by aylipple: 2:25pm On Jul 21, 2021
Nah, I doubt that. His eldest son, Benjamin Barde, will most likely ascend the throne.
MASTAkiLLAh:
To be replaced by an emir just like in Kajuru cool
PoliticsRe: Lagos Flooding:10% Commisson Paid To Tinubu's Alpha Beta Can Fix Drainage by aylipple: 6:57am On Jul 19, 2021
So, Tinubu might be the problem of Lagos State & whatever bashing he receives may be justified. However, to completely absolve Lagosians themselves of a share in the blame is sheer madness.

Who builds/erect structures on drainages or water channels? Who empties all their wastes into the drainages thereby blocking them? Who is in charge of overseeing/enforcing building plans & environmental laws in Lagos State? Is it Tinubu?

Why have successive governors also failed to find lasting solutions to the yearly problem of flooding in the state? See, the problem of Lagos flooding predates the era of Tinubu & as some experts have oft predicted, nature is only fighting back & it's only a matter of time before the entire state is submerged by water & there's nothing even the best drainages can do to prevent that.
Nairaland GeneralRe: The Memoir, Life And Time On Nigerian Waters Through The Eyes Of A Nurse. by aylipple: 10:11am On Jul 17, 2021
OP please come and continue your story: captivating so far & your use/choice of words is truly commendable.
I believe there are a lot of readers here (myself inclusive) who will appreciate your continuing the story you've already begun. Don't be discouraged by the very impatient few who have tried to derail your thread - to no avail.
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu seeks transfer from DSS custody to Kuje Correctional Centre by aylipple: 10:16am On Jul 15, 2021
I sincerely hope he receives prompt & quality medical care under the close supervision of his own medical team.

Allowing MNK to die in detention (deliberately or not) will not help the FG, which for long as since PMB assumed office, has been viewed with a high degree of suspicion especially among the people of S/eastern Nigeria.

However, after all is said and done (he receives the quality medical attention he requires) but His creator deems his time on earth is over, nothing will happen to Nigeria. Those (including their supporters) beating the drums of war/threatening fire and brimstone should any harm befall MNK will only bring untold hardships, suffering, misery, destruction & bloodshed on the people they're claiming to fight for.

It has happened before. It's happening now in the Northeast; those who thought they were "doing" GEJ by aiding and abetting Boko Haram just to destabilise his government are today reaping the bitter and rotten fruits of the whirlwind they sowed.

Just "small" destruction that we witnessed during the EndSARS protests in Lagos should give a glimpse of what a war situation looks like; it's not funny, it's not pleasant and it sure as hell is costly (in terms of human lives & material resources).

Meanwhile, this recourse to "sudden" claim of a life-threatening ailment has played out before with Sambo Dasuki, Olisa Metuh, Dino Melaye, Albdulrasheed Maina etc but they're still alive today. MNK will surely pull through.
FamilyRe: Share Your “ Feel At Home” Experiences With Visitors. by aylipple: 8:01pm On Jul 12, 2021
Feel at home na him this guy open one tin of condensed peak milk empty am for one cup of tea; tin milk that 2 persons could've used fa grin
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu Arrested, Extradited To Nigeria, Arrived Nigeria On Sunday by aylipple: 3:41pm On Jun 29, 2021
You hit the nail on the head. It's all about priorities for them.
pocohantas:
News like this should always serve as a reminder that the Nigerian Police and security outfits as a whole, are not as clueless and incompetent as we thing they are.

It is all about priorities. Anything they are not addressing or tackling is because they do not want to. Gracias.
PoliticsRe: Zaria Residents Sacrifice 2 Rams While Praying Against Incessant Kidnapping by aylipple: 6:39pm On Jun 17, 2021
Kusfa, HQ of jazz in Zaria. If you know, you know.
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo Writes Letter To Buhari, Lists Four Avoidable Calamities by aylipple: 5:11pm On Jun 13, 2021
While the concerns raised by Chief Obasanjo are still valid today, this letter was written over two years ago.
AutosRe: ASK GAZZUZZ by aylipple: 8:57pm On May 16, 2021
Oga Gazzuzz, I hope I'm not detailing your very insightful thread but if you or anyone reading this has the client, my cousin has a 2011 Range Rover HSE bulletproof vehicle for sale.

The vehicle was bought brand new with a mileage just under 5,300 miles.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Appoints Ahmed Audi As NSCDC CG, Nababa Ncos CG by aylipple: 5:32pm On Feb 18, 2021
Unfortunately, many people don't realise this. A non-northerner gets into a position where they can empower their people by putting them into strategic positions but for some reasons borne more out of fear than anything else, they choose to be indifferent or worse case scenario, even antagonistic towards their own.

For the northerner, once they get into a position of authority, they empower their own damning the perception or consequences & this is one of the major reasons why in most government MDAs where appointment is by hierarchy/seniority, you'll find one northerner replacing another because at that level, they're the ones occupying those positions.

BabbanBura:
Another nepostic appointment.

On a second thought, do you guys know that the North has strategically positioned and continues to strategically position their own at all levels of the civil service such that whenever you are looking for a pick, there is always someone from amongst them.
CelebritiesRe: Valentine's Day: D'banj Gifts Wife Latest Range Rover Velar by aylipple(op): 12:24pm On Feb 14, 2021
Lol. It's possible celebs do that but have you seen D'banj's compound?? Dude hardly shows off, even when he bought his RR, it was some of his celebrity friends & blogs that carried the story before he later confirmed it by posting some pics.



internationalman:
Dbang always gifts his wife car to commemorate any occasion and yet the compound isn't full of cars..

I believe they return this car to wherever they borrow it from after the show off..

PS that's not to say he can't afford them.
CelebritiesValentine's Day: D'banj Gifts Wife Latest Range Rover Velar by aylipple(op): 11:55am On Feb 14, 2021
Multiple award winning entertainer & business man, Oyebanjo Oladapo popularly known as D'banj, has surprised his wife & mother of his two kids, Lineo, with a brand new Range Rover Velar 2020 model.

D'banj, who got married to Lineo in a secret ceremony held sometime in 2016, bought the expensive automobile as a Valentine's Day gift to her.

An elated Lineo couldn't hide her tears of joy as her singer-hubby led her to the multi-million naira automobile which was wrapped in red ribbon & parked in the driveway of their expansive mansion in Abuja.

D'banj shared the news in a short video uploaded to his Instagram stories on Val's Day with the caption "Happy Valentines my lover @lineo_dd you deserve more".

A Google search reveals the 2020 Range Rover Velar has a MSRP (Manufacturer's Suggested Retail Price) of about $56,300 or N21,458,745.

CelebritiesRe: D’banj Spoils His Wife Lineo With Cash And Hermes Bag by aylipple: 4:49pm On Jan 09, 2021
NORSIYK:
All for the gram
If you know D'banj very well, he hardly puts his business out there on social media; even his wife, reason her IG is private. If you see videos of this particular gift he got his wife, it's from her IG stories.
CelebritiesRe: D’banj Spoils His Wife Lineo With Cash And Hermes Bag by aylipple:
JoeEeL:
This DBanj just dey act like man with guilty conscience these days.
Lol. Guilty conscience ontop wetin na? Woman just gave him their first daughter & second child in less than 2 years; she deserves every gift & more.

Meanwhile, that bag retails for between N5.9m-N8.9m. May God not put us to shame.
RomanceAnother Us-based Lady Claims Dangote As Her Sugar Baby With Picture Evidences by aylipple(op): 1:07am On Jan 02, 2021
Barely 24 hours after an Atlanta, US-based chef Bea Lewis revealed that Africa's richest man, Alhaji Aliko Dangote broke her heart, another lady has come out to lay claim to the business mogul as her "sugar baby".

Posting via her Instagram page @allarounda1, the lady though did not authoritatively state if she was still in the relationship with Dangote, she hinted that Bea Lewis is her "sister wife", whatever that means.

While accusing Lewis of using her broken down relationship with Dangote to go viral on social media, she disclosed that the multi-billionaire may have slammed her with a non-disclosure agreement.

@allarounda1 also posted some private photos of Dangote & in the process, may've inadvertently revealed that he's either on the verge of purchasing a new private jet or has even purchased one already.

RomanceBae Lewis Claims She Dated Dangote In 2019 And He Broke Her Heart by aylipple(op): 12:04am On Jan 01, 2021
An Atlanta, US-based lady has accused the richest black man on earth, Alhaji Aliko Dangote of breaking her heart.

The lady - who goes by the name @iambealewis on Instagram - in a post to her over 2,000 followers to mark the end of 2020, claimed the Nigerian multi-billionaire broke her heart "in 1,000 pieces".

In the same post, she however credits him with changing her perspective on work ethic and patience.

She also said she learnt more from him than any person she had ever met.

She further uploaded a close-up photo of her with Dangote & a Valentine Card purportedly signed by him to her.

PoliticsRe: Nigeria May Lose $493m Paid To Procure Fighter Jets —senate by aylipple: 3:46pm On Nov 27, 2020
Is it a different Super Tucano A29 abi no be the same aircraft be dis dey land for rugged terrain? Or is the aircraft heavier/bigger than the C-130 that there's no runway operated by NAF that can accommodate it?

Pic credit: Defense News Nigeria

BusinessRe: Pictures Of Aba Automated Shoe Factory, Best In Nigeria – Technical Partner by aylipple: 5:40pm On Aug 01, 2020
While some misguided youths are busy fanning the embers of ethnic rivalry, the smart men & women are too busy building connections irrespective of tribe or religion, taking advantage of business opportunities & expanding their business footprints across the length & breadth of the country. This factory's major raw material for production is leather & which part of the country is renowned for processing leather in commercial quantity & quality?
The factory owners/promoters aren't ethnic jingoists & don't care where the leather comes from as long as it keeps their business going & rakes in revenue.
BusinessRe: Face-Mask Can Cause Failed ATM Transactions - Banks by aylipple: 1:56pm On Jul 09, 2020
This is so true especially for Fidelity Bank; if the camera doesn't detect a face, it'll automatically eject your card from the machine.
Music/RadioRe: Need A Music Sponsor by aylipple: 1:47am On Jul 06, 2020
Hi, I thought you're already earning money from what DinaGlory showed you, why do you still need a "sponsor" for your music?




olabodesamdex:
I have written some music yet to be recorded and I really want to start recording this year.

If you can sponsor me to record my songs, please send an e-mail to me on gd128729@gmail.com or call 09018998745.

Please state if there are anything involved if you sponsor me, also let me in on any details I will need before we start so as to avoid any misunderstanding later on.

Music is gospel.

Thanks.
TravelRe: COVID-19: FAAN To Deploy Robots In Airports by aylipple: 7:01pm On Jun 27, 2020
These are some pictures of the robots. If Benin Republic had done this, we would praise them to high heavens & pump our fist at our own country but now that it's in our own backyard, our cynicism won't even allow us acknowledge that we at least did something right here.

CelebritiesRe: Pregnant Princess Shyngle: My Man In Jail, I'm Struggling. Nobody Supporting Me by aylipple: 12:31pm On Apr 03, 2020
Na wa o. Filter & all the other stuffs some ladies do really help enhance their appearance. See as this Shyngle be like one bouncer. Damn!!
TravelRe: Photos Of Frozen Homes In New York After Snowstorm, Trapped Residents For Days by aylipple: 8:06pm On Mar 08, 2020
Am I the only person who felt somewhat "irritated" by the images; especially how the snow/ice formed? Wished I hadn't opened this particular thread.
CelebritiesRe: Laura Ikeji And Ogbonna Kanu Welcome Second Child, Laurel by aylipple: 11:23am On Feb 29, 2020
I guess this is one major reason why newly born babies are referred to as "bundle of joy". See as dem wrap the baby true true like parcel smiley congratulations to Ogbonna & Laura.
PoliticsRe: Aliyu Abubakar Faces Trial In Italy by aylipple: 1:31pm On Feb 20, 2020
Ehen? Okay, perhaps this is one of the reasons his very imposing & popular mansion on Gana Street was marked "Under Investigation" by EFCC? I see.
PoliticsRe: Ndubuisi Emenike 'Ototonwa' Shot Dead By NSCDC Officer (Disturbing Photo) by aylipple: 1:47am On Jan 27, 2020
Maxymilliano:
So sad!!! Why shooting into the air when there was no immediate threat to the life of his principal huh

How does one wraps one head around issues like this ?
The thing weak me. One can only imagine how a moment of wild celebration has led to the loss of valuable life.

I hope celebrities, politicians, socialites & the likes who condone such juvenile & primitive displays by their security aides as a form of celebration would learn from this unfortunate tragedy.
PoliticsRe: Idris Wada, Serving Governor, 7 Others In Trouble Over ₦6.5 Billion Fraud by aylipple: 7:11pm On Jan 26, 2020
immaculatesense:
Proof ur point...I still go with Tambuwal with the point dat he was a former speaker of d house of rep during dos period mentioned and he is one of the governors just vindicated by the court...plis tell me ur point...I will admit if u proof me otherwise...I always learn with points
Who is arguing with you? Believe whatever you want, your headache, not mine.
PoliticsRe: Idris Wada, Serving Governor, 7 Others In Trouble Over ₦6.5 Billion Fraud by aylipple: 2:23pm On Jan 26, 2020
People won't read nor digest the information properly before mentioning Ihedioha, Uzodinma, Bala Mohammed or Tambuwal.

The serving governor (who mustn't be named) in question is Bello Matawalle of Zamfara.

Premium Times did an extensive report on this particular matter & the findings are mind-blowing �; the level of corruption in this country ehn, it'll take more than EFCC, ICPC or any other commission for that matter to put a stop. The system is riddled with too many loopholes that makes sleaze very easy to perpetrate.

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