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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Post Abuja Jobs Here by aylipple: 6:55am On Oct 19, 2021
dante12412:
Good morning sir, pls is this work still available?
If yes, kindly notify me by sending mail to umehc2937@gmail.com, thanks in anticipation.
Good morning. Apologies for the belated response. Kindly send your CV to dashmic02@gmail.com & he'll get back to you.

Please, the job requires someone that lives in Gwarinpa or close to Gwarinpa.

Thank you.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Post Abuja Jobs Here by aylipple: 6:53am On Oct 19, 2021
Nextleve89:
Please l am interested here is the mail kcjenny89@gmail. Thanks
Good morning. Apologies for the belated response. Kindly send your CV to dashmic02@gmail.com & he'll get back to you.

Thank you.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Post Abuja Jobs Here by aylipple: 6:53am On Oct 19, 2021
Bestlink5:
I am interested. here is my email, mejachos1@gmail.com
Thanks.
Good morning. Apologies for the belated response. Kindly send your CV to dashmic02@gmail.com & he'll get back to you.
Thanks.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Post Abuja Jobs Here by aylipple: 11:08pm On Oct 02, 2021
LostMyZeal:
cheesy cheesy cheesy

There goes the regular line
Like I said, that's your cup of tea.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Post Abuja Jobs Here by aylipple: 10:49pm On Oct 02, 2021
LostMyZeal:
This is the definition of man's injustice to man cry cry

Indeed Nigerians are criminals

Ofcourse you'd have to take advantage of the fact that jobs no dey, wouldn't you

This country can never be better because Ole ni everybody
That's your problem. I've nothing to hide reason I spelt everything out here. I'm not taking advantage of anything as I didn't put a gun to the person's head; it's a matter of choice.

Meanwhile, the job isn't for you doesn't mean it isn't for others which if I've to say, has been paying atleast 7 other staff.

Meanwhile, go find out how much other businesses in Abuja pay "graduates" who must come to work Mon-Fri. Again, this isn't compulsory, if he doesn't want it, he can pass, others will take it up.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Post Abuja Jobs Here by aylipple: 8:30pm On Oct 02, 2021
Stiv19cuff:
Please I am available for any Job, Hotel, office, shopping mall...i am in gwarinpa. I have a Bsc Mass comm
I may have a job for you. I'll state here (so you decide if it's what you can cope with so we don't waste each others time) the details:
1. You come to work only 4 times in a week except on few occasions when there's monthly meeting & arrival of goods
2. You'll work from 9A.M-9P.M week days (incl. Saturdays) & 11A.M-9P.M on Sundays (you're expected to be at work 30minutes before the above times).
3. You've an hour break in-between your working hours.
4. You'll stand for the duration of your duty.
5. Monthly pay is N35,000.
6. Work place is in Gwarimpa.

If this is fair enough, quote my response & I'll get back to you.
Politics › Re: On The People-Centric Decision Of PDP Governors To Zone Chairmanship To North by aylipple: 2:44pm On Sep 30, 2021
For someone who supposedly is a political analyst to believe that PDP is automatically going to Zone its presidential ticket to the South just because it just ceded its chairmanship position to the North, speaks volume to the level of their understanding of the political mindset of the Northern power brokers who whether we accept it or not, hold all the aces as far as the two leading political parties are concerned.
Business › Re: Thanks To Nairaland My Money Was Sorted. by aylipple: 2:39pm On Sep 30, 2021
I since came to the conclusion that the problem confronting many Nigerians is ignorance/lack of (access to) proper information/refusal to be abreast of current happenings.

During that mandatory N50 charge on every POS transaction & the subsequent decision to reverse same following widespread outcry against the policy, I was in Lagos then & I remember visiting this pharmacy to purchase a particular medication & when I gave the cashier my debit card during checkout, she included N50 to the original cost of the medication & when I asked why, she pointed at a printed mgt statement informing all customers of the CBN directive to charge each POS transaction N50.

I refused. I told her it was N50 which wasn't a big deal but I wasn't going to pay because same policy had been reversed by the CBN. Thereafter, I informed her if N50 policy that had already been canceled was going to hinder our transaction, she should keep the medication. Na so she comot the illegal charge & I paid.

I won't even mention the most recent one where I sent some "hungry" AMAC tax/levy collectors running away in shame after they'd almost succeeded in extorting our business of over N46,000 in the name of "signage permit". All it took was sourcing for the proper information online & when I confronted them with it, people who had been harassing our staff & threatening to seal our premises for days hurriedly left & since then, never returned.
Politics › Re: PDP Governors Vote To Zone Chairmanship To The North by aylipple: 2:22pm On Sep 30, 2021
Saao:
It simply means the presidential ticket will be left open, anybody can take it,
You know this already. Let the South not rejoice yet; this is another political masterstroke by the "real" owners of PDP who have already finished playing the game even before it begins.
Politics › Re: PDP Governors Vote To Zone Chairmanship To The North by aylipple: 2:19pm On Sep 30, 2021
Lol. Don't you just love how the political chess masters in PDP think? They know zoning the chairmanship position to North at this time will douse political tension & give aggrieved persons who were already considering dumping the party, a reason to renew their faith in PDP.

However, this wool they pulled over their supporters' eyes will soon unravel when the presidential ticket of the party is rather than zoned to the South, thrown open for all to contest (which is supposed to be the most democratic thing to do) & when that happens, even a mad man knows which geo-political zone is going to clinch that ticket.

May God continue to bless Nigeria.
Romance › Re: We Had Sex 2 Months Ago And She Is 3 Months Pregnant Now by aylipple: 1:01pm On Aug 09, 2021
This is the most realistic explanation. Pregnancies I believe are in weeks; most times the tests give a margin of + or - 2 weeks. If she's pregnant two months after you'd sex, the pregnancy result is most likely the foetus is 12 weeks old (which in calendar terms = 3 months) but when you +/- the 2 weeks period, oga sir, you've just become a potential father. Except she slept with someone else just before or immediately after she met you but if she states otherwise, you done did it.
Meanwhile, did you guys do it raw or the condom been dey leak? If the former, if konji abi love hold you reach where you fit knack girl without contraceptive/protection & she come get belle, you should be man enough to own the outcome please.

Pearl05:
Pregnancy is calculated from the first day of ladt menstrual cycle.

So approximately 2 weeks is added to the age of the foetus.
So go for scan and also know that the readings is also taken from the rate in which the foetus matures.

One can be 8 weeks old but scan can read 6 or 10 weeks old. Either ways, there is + or - 2 weeks.
Business › Re: AGSMEIS - Nirsal Loan Applicants Rejected By Government by aylipple: 3:17pm On Aug 05, 2021
Are you in the Agri-business? If you're, are you a registered member of a government-recognized commodity association related to your line of Agri-business? What most don't know is that some of the recent recipients of these funds are members of government-recognized commodity associations and the loans were disbursed with help of their associations. In the next few days or weeks, more funds would be disbursed by NIRSAL to more members of associations whose leaderships are doing everything in their power to ensure their members benefit.

Mitsurugi:
I also applied for this loan since March 2020, got interviewed, got an okay call...... been waiting only to get this yesterday. The worst part is that I know a guy that just got a loan from this same NIRSAL recently and he never went through the process.

Well thank God I went ahead without them. I've been doing business. I just needed to acquire equipment to lower cost of production angry
Business › Re: AGSMEIS - Nirsal Loan Applicants Rejected By Government by aylipple: 3:09pm On Aug 05, 2021
There's no cause for alarm; I believe you received this particular message between Tuesday & Today? Keep calm & hope for the best.
jmoore:
Tens of thousands of loan applicants in Nigeria received bad news as they were sent sms that their loan application has been declined by government.

The applicants paid 10,000 naira for training and 5,000 for business plan. Only to receive the sad news after a year.

The loan is for AGSMEIS under Nirsal Microfinance Bank

The SMS reads "Dear Applicant, Kindly note that your loan application has been declined because your request does not meet our current Risk Acceptance Criteria. Thank you"


No official explanation for risk acceptance criteria has been made by NIRSAL on their social media pages.
Culture › Re: Esu Chikun, Danjuma Barde Is Dead by aylipple: 2:25pm On Jul 21, 2021
Nah, I doubt that. His eldest son, Benjamin Barde, will most likely ascend the throne.
MASTAkiLLAh:
To be replaced by an emir just like in Kajuru cool
Politics › Re: Lagos Flooding:10% Commisson Paid To Tinubu's Alpha Beta Can Fix Drainage by aylipple: 6:57am On Jul 19, 2021
So, Tinubu might be the problem of Lagos State & whatever bashing he receives may be justified. However, to completely absolve Lagosians themselves of a share in the blame is sheer madness.

Who builds/erect structures on drainages or water channels? Who empties all their wastes into the drainages thereby blocking them? Who is in charge of overseeing/enforcing building plans & environmental laws in Lagos State? Is it Tinubu?

Why have successive governors also failed to find lasting solutions to the yearly problem of flooding in the state? See, the problem of Lagos flooding predates the era of Tinubu & as some experts have oft predicted, nature is only fighting back & it's only a matter of time before the entire state is submerged by water & there's nothing even the best drainages can do to prevent that.
Nairaland General › Re: The Memoir, Life And Time On Nigerian Waters Through The Eyes Of A Nurse. by aylipple: 10:11am On Jul 17, 2021
OP please come and continue your story: captivating so far & your use/choice of words is truly commendable.
I believe there are a lot of readers here (myself inclusive) who will appreciate your continuing the story you've already begun. Don't be discouraged by the very impatient few who have tried to derail your thread - to no avail.
Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu seeks transfer from DSS custody to Kuje Correctional Centre by aylipple: 10:16am On Jul 15, 2021
I sincerely hope he receives prompt & quality medical care under the close supervision of his own medical team.

Allowing MNK to die in detention (deliberately or not) will not help the FG, which for long as since PMB assumed office, has been viewed with a high degree of suspicion especially among the people of S/eastern Nigeria.

However, after all is said and done (he receives the quality medical attention he requires) but His creator deems his time on earth is over, nothing will happen to Nigeria. Those (including their supporters) beating the drums of war/threatening fire and brimstone should any harm befall MNK will only bring untold hardships, suffering, misery, destruction & bloodshed on the people they're claiming to fight for.

It has happened before. It's happening now in the Northeast; those who thought they were "doing" GEJ by aiding and abetting Boko Haram just to destabilise his government are today reaping the bitter and rotten fruits of the whirlwind they sowed.

Just "small" destruction that we witnessed during the EndSARS protests in Lagos should give a glimpse of what a war situation looks like; it's not funny, it's not pleasant and it sure as hell is costly (in terms of human lives & material resources).

Meanwhile, this recourse to "sudden" claim of a life-threatening ailment has played out before with Sambo Dasuki, Olisa Metuh, Dino Melaye, Albdulrasheed Maina etc but they're still alive today. MNK will surely pull through.
Family › Re: Share Your “ Feel At Home” Experiences With Visitors. by aylipple: 8:01pm On Jul 12, 2021
Feel at home na him this guy open one tin of condensed peak milk empty am for one cup of tea; tin milk that 2 persons could've used fa grin
Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu Arrested, Extradited To Nigeria, Arrived Nigeria On Sunday by aylipple: 3:41pm On Jun 29, 2021
You hit the nail on the head. It's all about priorities for them.
pocohantas:
News like this should always serve as a reminder that the Nigerian Police and security outfits as a whole, are not as clueless and incompetent as we thing they are.

It is all about priorities. Anything they are not addressing or tackling is because they do not want to. Gracias.
Politics › Re: Zaria Residents Sacrifice 2 Rams While Praying Against Incessant Kidnapping by aylipple: 6:39pm On Jun 17, 2021
Kusfa, HQ of jazz in Zaria. If you know, you know.
Politics › Re: Obasanjo Writes Letter To Buhari, Lists Four Avoidable Calamities by aylipple: 5:11pm On Jun 13, 2021
While the concerns raised by Chief Obasanjo are still valid today, this letter was written over two years ago.
Autos › Re: ASK GAZZUZZ by aylipple: 8:57pm On May 16, 2021
Oga Gazzuzz, I hope I'm not detailing your very insightful thread but if you or anyone reading this has the client, my cousin has a 2011 Range Rover HSE bulletproof vehicle for sale.

The vehicle was bought brand new with a mileage just under 5,300 miles.
Politics › Re: Buhari Appoints Ahmed Audi As NSCDC CG, Nababa Ncos CG by aylipple: 5:32pm On Feb 18, 2021
Unfortunately, many people don't realise this. A non-northerner gets into a position where they can empower their people by putting them into strategic positions but for some reasons borne more out of fear than anything else, they choose to be indifferent or worse case scenario, even antagonistic towards their own.

For the northerner, once they get into a position of authority, they empower their own damning the perception or consequences & this is one of the major reasons why in most government MDAs where appointment is by hierarchy/seniority, you'll find one northerner replacing another because at that level, they're the ones occupying those positions.

BabbanBura:
Another nepostic appointment.

On a second thought, do you guys know that the North has strategically positioned and continues to strategically position their own at all levels of the civil service such that whenever you are looking for a pick, there is always someone from amongst them.
Celebrities › Re: Valentine's Day: D'banj Gifts Wife Latest Range Rover Velar by aylipple(op): 12:24pm On Feb 14, 2021
Lol. It's possible celebs do that but have you seen D'banj's compound?? Dude hardly shows off, even when he bought his RR, it was some of his celebrity friends & blogs that carried the story before he later confirmed it by posting some pics.



internationalman:
Dbang always gifts his wife car to commemorate any occasion and yet the compound isn't full of cars..

I believe they return this car to wherever they borrow it from after the show off..

PS that's not to say he can't afford them.
Celebrities › Valentine's Day: D'banj Gifts Wife Latest Range Rover Velar by aylipple(op): 11:55am On Feb 14, 2021
Multiple award winning entertainer & business man, Oyebanjo Oladapo popularly known as D'banj, has surprised his wife & mother of his two kids, Lineo, with a brand new Range Rover Velar 2020 model.

D'banj, who got married to Lineo in a secret ceremony held sometime in 2016, bought the expensive automobile as a Valentine's Day gift to her.

An elated Lineo couldn't hide her tears of joy as her singer-hubby led her to the multi-million naira automobile which was wrapped in red ribbon & parked in the driveway of their expansive mansion in Abuja.

D'banj shared the news in a short video uploaded to his Instagram stories on Val's Day with the caption "Happy Valentines my lover @lineo_dd you deserve more".

A Google search reveals the 2020 Range Rover Velar has a MSRP (Manufacturer's Suggested Retail Price) of about $56,300 or N21,458,745.

Celebrities › Re: D’banj Spoils His Wife Lineo With Cash And Hermes Bag by aylipple: 4:49pm On Jan 09, 2021
NORSIYK:
All for the gram
If you know D'banj very well, he hardly puts his business out there on social media; even his wife, reason her IG is private. If you see videos of this particular gift he got his wife, it's from her IG stories.
Celebrities › Re: D’banj Spoils His Wife Lineo With Cash And Hermes Bag by aylipple:
JoeEeL:
This DBanj just dey act like man with guilty conscience these days.
Lol. Guilty conscience ontop wetin na? Woman just gave him their first daughter & second child in less than 2 years; she deserves every gift & more.

Meanwhile, that bag retails for between N5.9m-N8.9m. May God not put us to shame.
Romance › Another Us-based Lady Claims Dangote As Her Sugar Baby With Picture Evidences by aylipple(op): 1:07am On Jan 02, 2021
Barely 24 hours after an Atlanta, US-based chef Bea Lewis revealed that Africa's richest man, Alhaji Aliko Dangote broke her heart, another lady has come out to lay claim to the business mogul as her "sugar baby".

Posting via her Instagram page @allarounda1, the lady though did not authoritatively state if she was still in the relationship with Dangote, she hinted that Bea Lewis is her "sister wife", whatever that means.

While accusing Lewis of using her broken down relationship with Dangote to go viral on social media, she disclosed that the multi-billionaire may have slammed her with a non-disclosure agreement.

@allarounda1 also posted some private photos of Dangote & in the process, may've inadvertently revealed that he's either on the verge of purchasing a new private jet or has even purchased one already.

Romance › Bae Lewis Claims She Dated Dangote In 2019 And He Broke Her Heart by aylipple(op): 12:04am On Jan 01, 2021
An Atlanta, US-based lady has accused the richest black man on earth, Alhaji Aliko Dangote of breaking her heart.

The lady - who goes by the name @iambealewis on Instagram - in a post to her over 2,000 followers to mark the end of 2020, claimed the Nigerian multi-billionaire broke her heart "in 1,000 pieces".

In the same post, she however credits him with changing her perspective on work ethic and patience.

She also said she learnt more from him than any person she had ever met.

She further uploaded a close-up photo of her with Dangote & a Valentine Card purportedly signed by him to her.

Politics › Re: Nigeria May Lose $493m Paid To Procure Fighter Jets —senate by aylipple: 3:46pm On Nov 27, 2020
Is it a different Super Tucano A29 abi no be the same aircraft be dis dey land for rugged terrain? Or is the aircraft heavier/bigger than the C-130 that there's no runway operated by NAF that can accommodate it?

Pic credit: Defense News Nigeria

Business › Re: Pictures Of Aba Automated Shoe Factory, Best In Nigeria – Technical Partner by aylipple: 5:40pm On Aug 01, 2020
While some misguided youths are busy fanning the embers of ethnic rivalry, the smart men & women are too busy building connections irrespective of tribe or religion, taking advantage of business opportunities & expanding their business footprints across the length & breadth of the country. This factory's major raw material for production is leather & which part of the country is renowned for processing leather in commercial quantity & quality?
The factory owners/promoters aren't ethnic jingoists & don't care where the leather comes from as long as it keeps their business going & rakes in revenue.
Business › Re: Face-Mask Can Cause Failed ATM Transactions - Banks by aylipple: 1:56pm On Jul 09, 2020
This is so true especially for Fidelity Bank; if the camera doesn't detect a face, it'll automatically eject your card from the machine.

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