₦airaland Forum

ObamaMessi:
Few days ago my elder brother went with his side chick to visit his friend only to meet his girlfriend in his friend's bedroom.

He is seriously heartbroken and he has been crying all the time since then.

Any advice?

The biter bit?

HenryDion:
Hmm

Yes is elementary English nah... primary 3 English at that..

This is elementary English... primary 3 .

I am more concerned with the lady's posture

twinskenny:
Happy Sunday everyone

Talk about taking things up a notch

The founding father of Nigeria miseries.

As the first democratically elected president since military regime.. he had a chance to lay a foot print of good governance.

Instead, he was doing do you know who I am? Rewarding his cronies.

While he did some good stuffs no doubt, he could have done way better and set Nigeria up for greater success..
Now at his old age, he is regretting his actions and trying to make atonement but ship have sailed.. just like they say, make hay while the sun shines.

Notaket:
Hey guys, I think I need your help. So for close to 2 weeks now, I have been having itching sensations round my private parts and I noticed some rash around my dick ..

Have been to the hospital they said I had prunitis and gave me some injections and a drug called loterine but it's 3 days now and I still have this serious itching around my laps that surrounds the private part .. My bums itch me too despite frequently changing boxers etc...

Please I need help from anyone who has experienced this before.

Mind Everytime I have sex I have used condom... Any recommendations will be good. Thanks

Are you allergic to rubber?
.it could be an allergic reaction.

Did you just start having this issue now or you have been having this issue since?

spyder880:
Just a year after I last visited this house, I was surprised to meet two built houses behind this house today, where them dey see this money sef?

Nigerians are shock absorbers

Very sad

Sombori is scared

Boogiebee:
Hello Nairalanders,

So straight to the point. Please I need your advice about two things.

1. I just got my inheritance and I got cash of 8M and there's this popular belief of people squandering their inheritance,I don't want that to be my portion so which business can I invest it into. For context, I currently have a job and I'm not ready to quit so please put that into consideration.

2. My younger brother is still a student so he has asked me to save his portion of 6M in bank until he graduates but I don't think that's a good idea. I would rather he put it in some form of secure investment that will be yielding something. Kindly give us suggestions.

May the soul of my beloved Father continue to rest in peace. Amen

Depending on where your reside.

If you live in one of those states that have plot of land in the 500k to 1m range for a decent place.

I would say maybe bump up your budget to say 2m or 2.5m.. that should get you a decent place in a developing area and if you are lucky , if the lot is on a corner or so. you can buy a plot , fence it and build 4 or 5 shops in front of it.

The rent might not be all that great but hey.. every little bit helps..

Then when you or your brother decides on something else.. you could always flip the real estate and move on to something else...

Please, if you go to the real estate option, please make sure you investigate very well.. get your documents intact... hire a lawyer if you must.

Other alternative is you could put the money in a fixed deposit account.. it might not add much interest but at least you secured the principal.. (as long you don't withdraw before the maturity date).

I will go for either of these two options because one , real estate appreciate.. if you have a lot with shops already... that's small income and this could be a foundation for someone.. even if na batcher you nack inside the compound.. you are a landlord.. you save money on rent while you work hard to better the living condition there..

Let me wait and hear from mummy G.O fess..

jesvic91:
NFF should go to Genot Rohr's house and sack that man again

I heard the guy is on house arrest...

Surprise Surprise

ChizzyBuna:
I had a fling with one of my work friends.
She lives 15 mins apart from my area
We have been having sex for over a year
She is a good friend.

Long story short, i was given promotion at work. My job is one of the hardest.
I'm in charge of recurring new workers and im the one that submit the names of those who will be sacked.
The M.D is my uncle and he trust me so much

Today i opened a file and saw this girls name on list of people to be sacked.
I have to submit it and prepare their letters.
I have defended her when my uncle wanted to sack her last year.
If i defend her again, my uncle will suspect im having fling with her. He almost caught us kissing so he is suspicious
If my uncle find out, he might sack me.
He sees me as an angel and i want to keep that reputation. So i can become M.D

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For those asking why they want to sack her
Last year, during staff meeting. She kind of challenged a senior collegue's idea infront of everybody, the man was not having it. It caused a riff between them. Since then the man has been trying to sack her. Based on he is my uncles alley.
I defended her privately to my uncle. They didnt sack her..
Last year my uncle annouced that he will be going to uk for hip surgery.
His wife has taken over as of January.
Maybe the wife has a hand in this. 
And i cant ask her why..

Both my uncle and wife are not on nairaland. So its safe to bring this topic here

If you have some contacts at different company.. help her get a job there....

Shaking my head

saphiere:
Men are evil. This year I vowed not to collect the least thing as recharge card from Nigerian men.

They always have a way of coming back to get something in return.

Nothing is free in life..

If you your parents trained from infant to adult.. trained you in school. When you start working and become someone.. they expect something in return.. love, respect, gifts etc..

If man give you sth, he expects something in return so let's no demonize men.

Similarly if a lady gives a guy sth, they expect sth in return... that is just the way it is..

This is why I tell anyone , do not take anything from anyone unless you are willing to give sth in return.. the payback might not be immediate but eventually you will have to pay it back or they will ask for it.

Where is this country headed?

I pray she returns to her family safe and sound..

Where was op all this time??

We have been complaining on how bad things are in this country since ..

Na wah oo.. so many back and forth here... Wahala no dey finish oo ...

Please don't quote me, I am not feeling well..

For those that don't want to come to mummy G.O's church .... there's a mansion for you in hefaya.

Hefaya to whomever is deceiving Nigerians..

KolaShangOne:
If you have a LandCrusier Prado and a Toyota Hilux or rent one (2014 model upwards)..

Clean shave if you have beards. Go with 4 to 5 military guys..

Go to the Head Omonile house. Let the soldiers open door for you and salute you.

Give them 200k for bitter kola.. Give the soldiers 25k each..

Problem over.

Street

Dude never even blow just dey make noise like that.. e go shook am when a guy with deep pocket go snatch hin girl.. e go do am like film

Let me wait for what Mummy G.O have to say...

Please were is wicked Wike??

What is he doing about this??