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CrimeRe: I Stole My Boss Car To Attend Valentine Party —suspect (pictured) by banmee(m): 10:16pm On Feb 21, 2016
BatmanIsWatching:
Read the story carefully. He didn't steal the car.
You have to respect bloggers.
Christianity EtcRe: Do You Actually Believe In The Existence Of Witches And Wizards? by banmee(m): 10:11pm On Feb 21, 2016
Holmes07:
Ur response is a deviation to my bone of contention. What i said in esssence was that some of them (the people who u think are atheist) practice witchcraft nd they also believe in the supernaturals,i never waded into laws guiding choice of religion,which i'm aware of..
What statistic or hard data do you have to back that up? I believe the definition of atheist is someone who does not believe in a higher or lower being. You can't just say whatever you like without facts. It's just like me saying every Nigerian is secretly gay. Yeah!! I don't have data to prove it but it's true because i said it.
Nairaland GeneralRe: #NaijaPolice: Tweeters Come For The Nigerian Police In Funny Tweets by banmee(m): 8:39pm On Feb 21, 2016
Nigeria does not need to re brand it's image when it has the Nigerian police.
Christianity EtcRe: Do You Actually Believe In The Existence Of Witches And Wizards? by banmee(m):
Holmes07:
Concerning Japan i'd like u to read this article https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religion_in_Japan. Keep dat act of denying reality to urself nd who told u successful countries dnt believe in the existence of the supernatural. The thing is dat they appear as atheists but they highly demonic some of them though. USA is an example,some of their young ladies practice withcraft but they appear as atheist. It's bcuz u're nt exposed that's y u habour all this fallacious opinions.
It took me a long time to understand this but you have to be in tune with the concept of freedom to understand America. America guarantees that if i believe in a donkey, nail, cat, tissue paper etc as my lord and savior then i have the right to worship it. They also believe that i don't have the right to impose my belief on anyone. But here's the thing, your private religious belief cannot interfere with the laws of the land and the constitution. So, in effect, you can worship as a witch as much as you like, but you cannot kill another man because your witch belief claimed that he charmed you. It is not a defense under the law. More often than not, they most likely will lock you up in a psych ward anyway if you do unlike Nigeria where people use witches and wizards as an excuse for doing something stu.pid.
Christianity EtcRe: Do You Actually Believe In The Existence Of Witches And Wizards? by banmee(m): 8:01pm On Feb 21, 2016
vickvan:
Guy, you see me for dream? Why you dey pursue me? Believe it or not, witches and wizards exist. Abeg swerve go left.
Kikikikikikiki. Dem exist gan ni. I'd like you to prove that in a normal society. It's people like you who murdered thousands of twins in calabar all in the name of witchcraft. You can take a man out of the stone age but you cannot take the stone age out of the man.
Christianity EtcRe: Do You Actually Believe In The Existence Of Witches And Wizards? by banmee(m): 7:19pm On Feb 21, 2016
vickvan:
Partially, some road accidents are caused by we humans. *modified* wow! It made front page. Signs of good things to come.
Lol. . .he said "partially". Why bother going to school when you'll think like a cave man. Why?
PoliticsRe: Kemi Adeosun Vs. Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala Video Comparison by banmee(m): 6:43pm On Feb 21, 2016
Obiagelli:
Some people think Ogun just became a hub overnight, someone did the hardwork silently.
Ogun state's proximity to Lagos is what you should thank. Plus, the fact that Ogun is in the west, which means it benefited from Awolowo's push for free education.

P.S I have not heard that name in decades. "Obiagelli". I just had nolstagic memories of our head girl when i was in high school. Incredibly brilliant. Lol. . .
PoliticsRe: Kemi Adeosun Vs. Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala Video Comparison by banmee(m): 6:38pm On Feb 21, 2016
LRNZH:
This your statement is a problem for me on many levels.

Look at the history of people OBJ has imposed on Nigerians when he is not in power.

Shagari, Yar'adua, GEJ.... And you want to bring up Ngozi.

They usually have one K-leg or the other from incompetence, illness or lack of integrity. OBJ looks for those he feels he can control because he identifies their weaknesses.

If you read OBJ's statement in his book where he brought up Ngozi as VP, he made a comment about her weaknesses that needed a firm leader to manage.

[b]VPs are supposed to be leaders that can lead on their own without any management from a firm leader if the need arises. OBJ disqualified Ngozi with that statement
.

Finally, the same OBJ sacked her as his Finance Minister.[/b]
Lol....The vice president does not have any kind of responsibility. He is just there as a back up in case some shiit goes down which is how GEJ became president.
CelebritiesRe: Home-Wrecker: Annie Idibia Exposes Lady by banmee(m):
Chiccly:
Dear God,

Please save our marriages away from the know and the unknown home breakers.
There is nothing like "home breakers". Annie is just wasting her time. It can only happen if 2face wants it to. No one can force you to do what you don't WANT to in a marriage.
CelebritiesRe: Home-Wrecker: Annie Idibia Exposes Lady by banmee(m): 6:28pm On Feb 21, 2016
DashMeYansh:
That Girl is to ugly to be sucking my dad's chauffeur's divk not to mention 2face...The account seems fake tho.

Men are designed to fvck different pvssys. When will women realize this?...I can fvck as many girls as I want and raise a good family lovingly after all it's just pvssy I enjoy,it's not like I am tryna divorce you or something
I am sorry for you. You are preparing for a very, very sad life. You might want to change that mindset. When you are young you can say whatever and do whatever. Truth is life is not really like that.
Car TalkRe: Does Constant Use Of AC Have Any Effect On The Engine by banmee(m): 6:23pm On Feb 21, 2016
honmusa:
compressor is a considerable big load on the engine and dmyour engine need to work relatively harder to accommodate this extra load and still maintain the same performance .This extra load on the engine will result to increase in rate of wear and tear in the engine compared to engine without compressor load .The effect will even been more if the engine lack the necessary maintance requirement.
I will advice you only use the AC when necessary and adhere to schedule maintaince standard required for the car.
Completely disagree. It is a Nigerian myth. As long as your service the vehicle as instructed by the manufacturer you have nothing to worry about. The AC is not there for decoration. It's use has been taken into account in the design of the vehicle. Most of what you do when motoring affects the engine anyway. Speeding, stopping, starting, towing, etc This is why the oil used when servicing it is very important. Also, it is actually cheaper to use the AC than winding your window down. What most Nigerians don't understand is you get a better gas mileage when driving on highway than when driving through the city. Which is what most people do.
RomanceRe: Lady Breaks A Guy's Head For Touching Her ( Just Happening In Lagos ) by banmee(m): 5:39pm On Feb 21, 2016
gypsey:
i am glad we agree grin have a nice sunday.
That Nigeria is lawless? Yes. We definitely agree.
CelebritiesRe: Fans Blast Toke Makinwa: Your Face Is Artificial & Stressed Up,Get A Good Mirror by banmee(m): 3:46pm On Feb 21, 2016
knightsTempler:
Whatever!

People should learn how to mind their business.
When you share your personal life on twitter, Facebook and instagram with random strangers, you deserve whatever you get.
RomanceRe: Lady Breaks A Guy's Head For Touching Her ( Just Happening In Lagos ) by banmee(m): 3:04pm On Feb 21, 2016
gypsey:
yes! if proven unlike your earlier assertion that in your normal societies it will be autormatic prosecution and jail regardless of wether guilty or not just because they are females and live in your normal societies.
ever heard of injustice were some one have being jailed even though not guilty and didn't even commit the crime?
Do I need to spell everything out. Of course there has to be proof. This is not Nigeria remember. If that were the case everybody would accusing random people. Based on the topic, there is enough evidence to warrant a case. Jesus! !!. I can't believe I'm explaining this.
RomanceRe: Lady Breaks A Guy's Head For Touching Her ( Just Happening In Lagos ) by banmee(m): 2:40pm On Feb 21, 2016
gypsey:
okay, i live in the zoo grin i am not even going to dignify your obnoxious remarks by telling you were i live or born.

in the case of bill cosby don't believe every thing you read.
I am not talking about his current legal problems. I am talking about 20 years ago. And he already admitted paying more than one woman to drop their cases. And i only used Bill Cosby as an example. It is common knowledge in NORMAL societies that you pay heavily when you assault another person.
PoliticsRe: Why We Can’t Recover Funds Looted By Alison-madueke, Others — Presidency by banmee(m): 2:35pm On Feb 21, 2016
Islie:
www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/198746-exclusive-cant-recover-funds-looted-ex-minister-alison-madueke-others-presidency.html
Lack of funds is a stu.pid reason. All you need is a plane ticket to the country the loot is in, a table and people sitting around it to discuss the situation.
FoodRe: Did You Ever Buy This Satchet Ice-Cream? Memories by banmee(m): 2:01pm On Feb 21, 2016
ladyF:
Chai the tin sweet pass Coldstone, click like if you agree grin if you don't agree, raise up your hand, hit it against your 3rd leg grin

It's [size=15pt]LadyF[/size] again grin grin grin
Another moronic post. When will it ever end?
Forum GamesRe: Where Is This Guy Looking ? (photo ) by banmee(m): 1:59pm On Feb 21, 2016
darkenkach:
Side. The nose and the mouth r by the side.
He is facing front. It's just the same picture super imposed on one another.
PoliticsRe: Where Is Tam David-West? Nigeria Needs Him Now To Defend Himself! (pics) by banmee(m): 1:26pm On Feb 21, 2016
samofson:
Totally agree. We keep saying this one said this that one said that, did we ever ask how they planned to achieve whatever they said prior to elections?

Policitians know Nigerians very well we never ask the right questions then we start complaining after the fact

People say PMB only talks while he is abroad, well that's because our journalist don't have the kahunas to ask the right questions.
Did anyone really believe Tam David West when he said that huh Let's stop deceiving ourselves we the Nigerian citizens are too gullible abeg
I only pray Nigerians learn one day before they totally destroy the country.
Phone/Internet MarketRe: Dollar Hike : Current Android Phones And Tablet Prices. by banmee(m): 12:38pm On Feb 21, 2016
buchilino:
DIS IS NOT D FIRST-TIME OIL PRICE HAS FALLEN, D NAIRA NEVA FELL DIS WAY.
Correction, this is the first time it has fallen to this new low. Plus, you forget that Nigeria has had idio.ts leading it up to this point with no planning and no back up. You've had people leading you who did not have your interest nor the Nation's interest as heart and you expect this not to happen? There are people in Nigeria stealing money that are at par with some small countries budget. I am flabbergasted as to how Nigerians didn't expect this to happen. I want you to think objectively and ask yourself; How are countries like Germany who have no oil making it work?
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Presidency Was A Disaster Foretold (1) by banmee(m): 12:27pm On Feb 21, 2016
Adaure4ever:
I disagree, GEJ tenure may have had its faults but it was not as confused as this present Buhari regime.
I always pray that God will continue to provide multiple GEJ's in the future since this is what you all want. Nigerians really deserve the leaders they have.
Christianity EtcRe: The Church Banner I Saw On My Way In Portharcourt by banmee(m): 12:22pm On Feb 21, 2016
aboyaji:
Who is to blame?

The church that allowed it or the person that printed the banner?

"wordwild"? For real?
It's not new. It is a Nigerian thing. Just check out Nairaland alone and you'll understand. Most Nigerians don't understand the English language talk less of how to apply it.
PoliticsRe: Where Is Tam David-West? Nigeria Needs Him Now To Defend Himself! (pics) by banmee(m):
tomakint:
He was more like the mouthpiece of Buhari before the elections. He blasted the hell out of Jonathan for no just cause. He sees Buhari as his Lord and Saviour like many APC followers here. He was the one who said, there is nothing like oil subsidy that its all fraud. The icing on the cake was when he confidently said this...........loading........
As far as I am concerned, he said nor did anything wrong. He gave Nigerians what they wanted to hear. All politicians all over the world do it. It is up to you to ASK how the government intends to make it happen. The onus is on you to do due diligence before voting. Next time a politician tells you he's going to do something, you'll ask for a powerpoint presentation breakdown of how he intends to achieve it. S.tupid people.
RomanceRe: Lady Breaks A Guy's Head For Touching Her ( Just Happening In Lagos ) by banmee(m): 11:39am On Feb 21, 2016
cococandy:
Still waiting for my special dish tho' tongue grin
Honorable. ....i will surprise you.
RomanceRe: Lady Breaks A Guy's Head For Touching Her ( Just Happening In Lagos ) by banmee(m): 11:26am On Feb 21, 2016
gypsey:
Akuko na egwu! just like that? eh? abeg give me one example of your so glorified normal societies.
Are you sure you are current? Do you know how many times Bill Cosby has settled out of court for touching women inappropriately? I understand sha. animals who live in zoos don"t believe things like this can ever happen.
RomanceRe: Lady Breaks A Guy's Head For Touching Her ( Just Happening In Lagos ) by banmee(m): 2:46am On Feb 21, 2016
cococandy:
I totally agree with you guys.

But the truth is that if you want to sue that fellow, you won't even see him to sue the next minute.
He'll just vanish.
My honorable Minister, the point is, where does it end? Jungle justice is too ingrained into the psyche of the average Nigerian. Imagine that there were no people around and the guy decided to retaliate? There probably would be a homicide as we speak. Nigerians can't continue to use the non existent judicial system as an excuse for perpetuating illegality. Change needs to start from each and every one of them. They like blaming the leadership for their woes forgetting that they are the cause of their woes. The leaders they have didn't just fall from the sky. These leaders were once average everyday Nigerians who grew up with a phucked up mentality and are now leading them with the same jacked up mentality. Anyway, you are the only normal minister in PMB's government but one tree cannot make a forest though. grin
RomanceRe: Lady Breaks A Guy's Head For Touching Her ( Just Happening In Lagos ) by banmee(m): 1:55am On Feb 21, 2016
MissingBudget:
In a normal society, he would have thought twice before touching her inappropriately.
For the sake of knowledge, i will enlighten you. In Normal societies;

1. Guy touches a girl inappropriately.

2. Girl sues guy for sexual assault.

3. Girl becomes rich and Guy probably goes to jail. it ends there.

If for some reason Girl is insane and decides to take the law into her own hands like a Nigerian, it becomes;

1. Instead of Guy to be in trouble, he then sues Girls for assault and becomes rich.

2. Police file charges on Girl for criminal assault and Girl most likely goes to jail for a long time.

Bros, in normal societies, women are praying some random guy touches them without consent so that they get paid. In Nigeria where the law does not exist, it is jungle justice all they way. I'm glad you agree though; Nigerians are not normal because this scenario would most likely not have happened.
RomanceRe: Lady Breaks A Guy's Head For Touching Her ( Just Happening In Lagos ) by banmee(m): 12:56am On Feb 21, 2016
daretodiffer:
Don't besmiley
I am. cool
RomanceRe: Lady Breaks A Guy's Head For Touching Her ( Just Happening In Lagos ) by banmee(m): 12:55am On Feb 21, 2016
daretodiffer:
Don't be too suresmiley
I am very very very very very very very sure.
RomanceRe: Lady Breaks A Guy's Head For Touching Her ( Just Happening In Lagos ) by banmee(m): 12:43am On Feb 21, 2016
MissingBudget:
Serves him right. Some men behave like idiots. That's my kind of woman.
And that is the normal way to react abi? Keyword being "NORMAL". Nigerians are just animals. In a normal society, the guy would be rich right now and the lady would be going to jail for the next five to ten years.
CareerRe: Is It Right To Say Thank You To Your Boss When Collecting Your Salary? by banmee(m): 12:38am On Feb 21, 2016
MztrChukwu:
A simple 'thank you' goes a long way in showing how courteous we are. Its simple acts like this that counts in the hearts of many. We know your salary is your right but showing gratitude when you're paid is one way of encouraging your employers and it also shows how much you appreciate your job.
Saying thank you only confirms one thing. The employee is a slave. It's a Nigerian mentality thing. In Nigeria the employer is more powerful than the employee hence the gratitude. The misconception is that the employer is doing the employee a favor by employing him forgetting that the establishment would be doomed without the employee. In normal societies, employers almost beg qualified people to come and work for them. Even people with no skill or education when employed, are incredibly powerful. You cannot just fire because you don't like someone. That is a lawsuit waiting to happen.
CrimeRe: Vulcanizer Commits Suicide In Lagos This Morning (Photos) by banmee(m): 10:07pm On Feb 20, 2016
Elosky20:
Sucide is man's way of telling God "You Cant Fire Me - I Quit"
I swear, that is so phucking hilarious. You just won the thread.

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