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They need to pass a law which will allow rapists to have their testicles cut off. Might be the only way to stop the madness.

humberjade:
When you push a snake to a dead end, it turns back and faces you...I pray this man doesn't get frustrated to the extent of triggering his nuclear arsenal.

Let him try this because NATO held a highly classified meeting and Biden flew to Brussels to attend. The meeting was to all about preparation incase Putin chooses to use that route. So far NATO has been watching him, but let him not cross the line.

hotseat:
While you drive about town in your own car, your mother is a common street hawker and you are proud to make it worse for her by posting her photos for the whole world to see.






What a lawyer son!.

Where did you read that the car is his or he was the driver?

Jamesbiodun:
I'm sorry to say this, he is a lawyer and his mum is still hawking... Why can't he get her a shop instead of her hawking
This life sha

Do you know if he only recently graduated from law school? Still looks young.

wallarwallar:
Nonsense post. U dey drive car and ur mama still dey street dey hawk 5k stuff 4 head den suppose gather beat sense to ur head

Did he say he was driving or that text car belongs to him? He could be just a passenger.

nobetoday:
Jonsing nigga...Everything inside that tray may not be up to 10k...and you'll still enter back inside that ride and wave her "bye bye, we see at home"

Did he say the car belongs to him? SMH.

Proudlyomonna:
Hmm.
But chere kodi,he has a car yet his mother is hawking
Can't he afford to start a small business for the momsy?
Hmm something is not right here,it's no secret that Nigerians will die for a moment of attention
They can do the unimaginable just to seek attention.

Did he says the car is his? He simply came down from a car. He probably was just a passenger. Besides, the guy looks young and probably just started working. People conclude so fast.

AmuRubber:
They are his parents.

ohh nice.

projectorz:
I think so.

Seems Seun is a silver spoon dude.

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@Seun Osewa, are these your parents?

Michelle70:
Share ur experience, so we will know those that are possessed on NL, how did u feel when u came back to ur senses?

As for me ehn, maybe the witches and wizards in me is coming from the lucifer directly, no matter how pastor touch my forehead, I can't fall.

No I’ve never. Used to attend vigil at a certain church. It wasn’t my church though, so I’d only go there on Friday nights. Everyone in the church used to fall except me. I was raised in the Presbyterian church and so am not used to drama. That was how I concluded that most people falling in church are just actors. God is not the author of confusion. I didn’t read it in my Bible that people fell on the day of Pentecost. It’s a false doctrine.

[color=#770077][/color] The generation that loves drama but cannot memorize Bible verses. People with itchy ears who will go to every new preacher in town for prophecy. They listen to their “daddy” and “mummy” more than they read the sound Word. God is not in this nonsense.The devil masquerades as an angel of light, so let’s not be deceived.

bigpicture001:
...My friend whose dad passed on two months ago and who was so sure he will henceforth become a big boy got the shock of his life when his dad's will was read to them by his father's lawyer...

In the will his dad gave him Nothing which was unusual especially being the eldest son and coming from the Igbo tribe.. his father owns two filling station, a big and very busy half-warehouse store where he sells dangote cement wholesale, three commercial houses , a sign supermarket,3 pieces of land also one SUV and two small cars.

We suspect, it may be connected to his visibly wayward lifestyle, he has twice been sent packing from two different private University in the south east over tuancy and suspected cultism....more shocking is the late father handing over the day to day running of the firm to his oldest daughter "not his wife"

The said girl is just 24 years old but graduated as second best in the dept of economic then..his father even helped her secure a lecturing job 5months before his demise..he stated that his wife will only be an important signitory for transaction worth a million and above.

He added a clause that his son can join the management of the firms and estate only when he graduates from any University with at least a pass and record less than 7police cases before he turns 28..

Even at that he can eventually take over the firm after joining management for minimum 4years...

Abeg oo. is this. Dead man not wicked... Allowing a girl lead the house when her mum is still alive.. although she is older than the guy.. sh is the first child

Actually, calling the dead man wicked for his property shows a level of entitlement. Actually sounds like you might be that son. That’s not important. The man was wise. Please watch Genevieve Nnaji’s Lion heart on Netflix and everything will make sense. People need to have a sense of responsibility. When purpose of a thing is not established, abuse is inevitable. The guy in question has some growing up to do and lessons to learn. Otherwise some people who haven’t worked for something, they may not know it’s value and therefore will waste it.

Fred166:
I married my beautiful wife January this year, I Love my wife so much, I have never cheated on her since we got married. I opened a business for her worth 900k. i've already promised her a car this coming year (well I ride camry muscle and I'm tired of sharing the car with her).

My wife is too lazy, all she cares about is her eye lashes, make-up, nails and watching Zeeworld all day, She goes to her shop 10am and return 3pm, She barely take care of the house. Sometimes the plate I used for breakfast before going to work would still be on the dining table unwashed when I return. Her make-up tools and bag littered everywhere in our sitting room.

We're expecting our 1st child, Now that She's pregnant (4 months) she's worst. Na so so chop chop, I will jokingly say babe Pls don't go out of shape I won't look ur side again, Is like the more I beg, the more she chop chop. ...weird food carvings. Coconut water and bread, shawarma and pepper soup with sugar cane in her hand, I dare not buy it for her otherwise I won't sleep.

I still cook when I'm back from work. Anytime I tried to talk to her, she would say can't I see she's pregnant, she's having waist pain, leg pain, Infact body pains. I wanted to employ a maid she refused, she spoke ill about maids, she said they are husband snatchers e.t.c.

3 days ago, She asked me to renew our dstv sub and I refused. Yesterday I noticed she has done it (first time). I saw her watching Zeeworld, laughing sheepishly and pointing to the TV, I needed to watch man united match so I changed the channel, she dragged the remote control from me and changed it back to Zeeworld, she said I'm too stingy, I didn't sub for her, I refused to buy her a car.

I don't know what to do. With her lazy attitude I'm scared during delivery she would be saying I can't push o.

Experienced men help a brother.

You’ve received blame for not being observant while dating your wife or ignoring the signs. It’s all the past and you are married. Women behavior can change during pregnancy due hormonal changes. Remember she’s also eating for two. Try not to make a big deal out of her feeding habits at this time. Since she doesn’t want a live in domestic help, why not get someone that can come daily and then go to their own home later? At least they’ll clean and cook. Turn a blind eye till your wife delivers. After delivery, put the matter at hand to the table. Let her be responsible for some bills in the home, after all marriage is a partnership. Hold on to the thought of buying a car unless you are willing to add more expenses to your budget because it seems like she might not even afford to fuel the car. Until she can show improvement, I don’t think it’s worth investing more money on her or her business. Goodluck

Mylordmygod1:
Hello nairalanders...

i got my girfriend pregnant since september, and it really got me crazy..

when it was 2 months, we tried to abort it, and so we met a chemist who gave her drugs and injection, he told us that the blood we rush out, but it did rush out just small and stopped.. So it did not work even after i paid him 8k..

now, we are about to carry out D & C abortion tomorow, but she keep saying she is scared.. Even me, i'm scared too..

i don't know what to do..

please, don't feel bad reading this, i only need advice on this, it is a wrong move but my mind is already made up to do it..

how i wish i can just allow her to birth it..

though, one of my mind is still telling me to keep it, but how can i be able to take care of her and the baby?

And she is just my side girlfriend, not my real babe..
pray for me nairalanders, i need strenght this moment to take the right decision..

You want to have fun but are not ready to deal with the consequences. Surely you are an adult and knew that unprotected sex could result in a pregnancy. You are now here disturbing us. It’s not bad enough that you are cheating on your girlfriend with a side chic, but you went ahead and impregnated the side chic. Now you want to commit murder. All these, one person? This year is not about motivating people. Do what you want to do.

EmeraldKing7:
U are the only one seeing it as a ridicule

Like I said, it's just an adjective for better description

Someone says you are black and u take it as an offense? ... Does being black disadvantage or handicap you in anyway? Does being black reduce your self worth as a human being?.... I am black and am proud of my color... Statistics even show that people darker in complexion are more protected from the harmful rays the sun radiates due to the melanin pigment in their skin

Jeeez .... these our generation is so sensitive or should i say suffering from inferiority complex

I have a gap tooth; So when someone wants to describe me to someone, he/she makes mention of my gap tooth

Should I now start flaring up that the person made mention of my gap tooth?

Inferiority complex or whatever you want to call it is your business. Am sensitive to foolishness and colorism. I am not here to agree with everybody so you are free to hold your opinion without mentioning me.

magicminister:
Thanks bro/sis.
No one is perfect but majority of Africans have a long long long way to go when it comes to awakening their consciousness! They refuse to learn and evolve! Just pathetic!!

You are absolutely right.

EmeraldKing7:
Keyans and people in east Africa are darker than the average black man; why being so sensitive?

It's just fact and an adjective for better description

Even among the whites,there are sets that are Whittier or fairer than the rest. For example, the people of Ireland and Scotland are Whittier than the average caucusian

Funny you. I’ve seen West Africans that are darker in complexion. Besides, have you been to Kenya? Interestingly, people see the marathon runners who are from a certain tribe and assume that all Kenyans are that dark in complexion. We’ve seen people who are darker. And yes I am very sensitive to dumb remarks. If one cannot create a human being, they have no business talking about their looks. We don’t care who’s more blue or yellow, we the human race are one. The white man’s blood group B is the same same as a black man’s in the same blood group. People should not be objects of ridicule especially in today’s world. Ignorance is not an excuse.

@Bifwoli, umeona huu upuzi? Mshenzi kabisa.

magicminister:
The Kenya reference is just disgusting!
How can you a black person from Nigeria even have the nerve to liken under your foot to another African person? Shame on you!!

Thanks. Am a Kenyan and it’s commendable to see a person or two condemn the racist thinking.

Abagworo:
@black racism against black. I wish more soot in your lungs

Say it louder. I wonder if this writer is white.

Kajaard:
Lol

I must report you to the Kenyan government. See insult

The fool is not ready to face the wrath of we Kenyans on Nairaland. If stupid was a person, the writer would win the award.

akunjohn:
This is something I cleaned on 31st December morning, sparkling clean. Look at it now. If not that I've been around, I would have thought maybe the appliance got burnt. And guess what? I never leave my window open without my net closed.

This is the air we literally breathe-in everyday!
I don't even want to snap my feet. I'm very light skinned but under my leg looks like I'm from Kenya

Please mods move this to FP let people see what we're going through.



It's okay...but why Kenya in matter?

Kenya’s mention here is a display of foolishness.

Chiefochiefo:
My brother what happened to Kenya people

Ask am for me because we Kenyans are allergic to stupidity.

vicki007:
This is something I cleaned on 31st December morning, sparkling clean. Look at it now. If not that I've been around, I would have thought maybe the appliance got burnt. And guess what? I never leave my window open without my net closed.

This is the air we literally breathe-in everyday!
I don't even want to snap my feet. I'm very light skinned but under my leg looks like I'm from Kenya

Please mods move this to FP let people see what we're going through.

Okaaaaay, I see a lot of cancer being caused by this air pollution. With that said, what has your feet got to do with Kenya? We Kenyans are not the cause of your poor governance and by the way if you are referring to the black complexion? You sound like one of those racist Africans with a low self esteem. Other races categorize Africans as the black race regardless whether you are lighter than another African.You don’t want to mess with us here because we are an army and don’t suffer fools gladly.Don’t start what you can’t finish with those insults.Go work on your self esteem.Black is beautiful.

Anonymous993775:
This might sound weird but I'm turned on when I see dead women. I find them attractive. I've masturbated to many dead women in movies and graphic pictures on the internet of random dead women, even here on Nairaland. I need some help. Sex with living women is boring and I lose erection. To sustain erection I have to think of them dead.

I need some advice.

Get someone to pray for you and with you. This is spiritual regardless of what people might say. I know this because I had a similar experience. I was always curious to have some medical knowledge of death. Eg signs doctors look out for to tell death is near and from there youtube took me to the dark side. I became obsessed watching embalming videos & I feel I have too much knowledge of the death industry, that you’d be forgiven to think I worked there before.The embalming process, liquids used, and all the hacks used as well as the process of decomposition. Nothing wrong with knowledge because death is a bridge every human must cross , but there’s a problem when it turns to obsession. I started waking up screaming after nightmares. It happened a couple of times and as a Christian, I knew that I had opened doors for the devil. I started praying every demon out of my home like a mad woman. I spoke the word of God and that thing stopped completely. Get into the word of God and get an active prayer life. Get a a Bible believing church. All this I wrote assuming you are a Christian. I can only offer Bible based help as a Christian because that’s all I know. If not a Christian you’ll forgive me for assuming.

Anonymous993775:
This might sound weird but I'm turned on when I see dead women. I find them attractive. I've masturbated to many dead women in movies and graphic pictures on the internet of random dead women, even here on Nairaland. I need some help. Sex with living women is boring and I lose erection. To sustain erection I have to think of them dead.

I need some advice.

I speak to strongholds, be broken in the name of Jesus. Powers of darkness I command you to flee. Every demon every foul spirit lose your hold over his life in the name of Jesus. May the power that raised Christ from the dead raise you up from the captivity of Satan. By the reason of the anointing that breaks yokes, let this satanic yoke be broken over your life. I mark you with the mark of the blood. When the angel of death sees the blood, he’ll pass over you. The God who answered Elijah by fire is God. Let His fire consume powers of darkness. For this reason the son of God was made manifest that He may destroy the works of the devil, let the works of the devil be destroyed over your life in Jesus name! I plead the blood of Jesus over your life. The blood has never lost its power. It’s mighty to save, mighty to deliver. Receive deliverance in the name of Jesus!

GOTVee:
As a born again Christian who is meant to speak the truth at all times, I hereby warn my fellow Christians that celebration of Christmas is a sin against God and the holy spirit. Jesus christ was not born on the 25th of December. It's a day of worship for pagan god. The Bible doesn't not encourage us to celebrate Christmas but to celebrate the sacrifice of our lord Jesus. Only Muslims are allowed to celebrate the birth of their Holy prophet Muhammad (Mawlid). I see so many Christians going to hell fire. If you are celebrating Christmas today, you have sinned against God and you are only serving mermon

See we don’t care.

Cyntie55:
Good day nairalanders. Season greetings to y'all. I'm so angry right now. Please I need mature advice.

My father is not a learned person but he make sure all his children are graduates. My younger brother(last born and only son) rounded up his Nysc few months ago, we're just 2 girls. My elder sis and I. My elder sis is a nurse in Austria (3 years now), she's married with a kid in Austria. My big sister send money home once in 3 months, and I have been the one receiving the money. I share the money exactly as instructed by my big sis. I have never cheated anyone, Infact my Dad and Big sis communicate very well. My Dad trust me so much.

My younger brother is always angry, He said he feel cheated all the time. He shouts and talks to me anyhow like I'm his mate.
Honestly speaking, I gave my younger brother more love and respect that he could ever imagine. When he was serving, he would call telling me he need 10k urgently, sometimes 20k, that he will pay back. Immediately I will send it to him and he would never pay back. Same thing he does to my father.
If we ask him what's he using his allawee for?? He would angrily say so is becus we're sending him "chicken change" that's why we're asking jamb questions.

He said we don't regard him, he called my Dad a SIMP, he said my Dad listen more to my big sis and I....but he don't listen to any of his suggestions.

My brother is a 2:1 (second class upper) graduate in economics from UNIBEN. After his Nysc all he does is to sleep and eat. My Dad's good friend told my brother to come to Lagos and resume work with him. He refused. My Dad ask him if he wants to further his education (masters or professional courses)he said no....Okay follow my Dad to his cement shop and help him (my dad even promised to pay him salary) he refused....I overheard him on a call with a friend and i suspect he's now into yahoo yahoo.

Look at what happened. My big sis sent us money yesterday to celebrate this festive period. She said I should give my brother 50k, I should take 80k and give my father the rest (abt 250k). My Dad is always aware of everything.
I even added 20k out of my money and I transferred 70k to my brother, I was left with 60k (becus she also sent me hair and I plan to sell it becus I already had enough). You can imagine this ungrateful idiot started insulting me, that I cheated him. the fool angrily withdrawn the money from his account and SET IT ON FIRE (70k). He called my elder sister and started warning her saying "if he can't receive the money henceforth, she should stop sending him money again that he's the man of the house".
My Dad gave him a resetting, resounding, hot and dirty slaps. He pulled out a knife, deflated my Dad's car tyres and ran away from the house.

Everyone is not happy. I don't want my brother to live a wayward life. He's 24 years old. Please nairalanders Help!

What a spoiled entitled brat he is? Your dad should throw that boy in jail for a week and warn him to look for a place to go. Let him be warned that if anything should happen to any member of your family, he’ll be held accountable. As a matter of fact your dad should have the cops check his phone to see what kind of deals he is into. You’ve got to nip his madness in the bud because tomorrow might be too late.

One thing all these seers have in common is that they always cove their heads covered. Nonsense.

razzydoo:
I'm sure there's an arrangement in place. Leave all this your oversabi.

if I call you stupid, you’ll come back ranting. What’s wrong with giving my opinion. The writer wasn’t specific whether there’s such an arrangement in place or not but, you sound so sure. Do you live with his family? Take your acidic self off my mention. I don’t need any toxicity today.

Ebelelivinston:
Happy Sunday Nairalanders. I need advice from bankers in the house.

My father has been sick for quite sometimes now that he doesn't know where he is. We are three sons two daughters he has. Our mother passed away for a long time now.

My father has an account of which we his children know the password because he do send us to withdraw money atimes. Ever since he has been sick, my elder brother has been in possession of his phone and he has been making unnecessary transfers from our father's account. I got to know about the unnecessary transfer via the bank app I have on my phone. Is it possible for me to go to the bank and change the sim connected to the account to another sim without him knowing because I have all the bank details but am afraid the bank would notify him and if he gets to know, he will deal with me. I want to do it because he's spending the money uselessly and if my father gets well, he would be very mad at him.

Elders in the house what do I do plz?

If my understanding is right, did you say that your father has lost his cognitive abilities? He can’t tell where he is at or even what’s going on around him? If that’s the case, you need to flag that bank account by reporting fraudulent activities. Thereafter, go to court and have the court stop your brother from making further withdrawals. The court can also determine how the money will be spent and who will be the head of administration incase your father is still mentally incapacitated to make such decisions.