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Embolden ...got me reeling with laughter very apt! Happy Vals day lover boy

giselle237:
I do not think it’s a red flag per say. What if he didn’t want a holiday before hence he wasn’t saving up... now he wants to take a holiday he has decided on the United Kingdom. He wants to save up for it bcus working has been stressful for the last 3 yrs... I have seen an opening balance of 1k with closing balance of 1.8m after 6 months get the visa... salary was 320k, disposable income 300k.. I sort of think they are more comfortable with ‘good’ salaried accounts as against self employed ppl with credits all over the place and not separating business from personal funds.
Even if you were an ECO and u see some people’s statement of account that they use for uk visa app, u will know that the person is lying... so so huge credits everywhere.. trying to give a false impression
If u truly don’t have energy to explain, stay clear of unecessary money lodgements for that 6 months.. u will hear stories like my friend was repaying loan I gave him, my this dashed me money, my rent money, my invoice, my receipt.. all just before u applied for visa. Why were u not dashed this money since? If u were an ECO this is how u would think.

Most people have minimum of 2 bank accounts, for that 6 months period avoid any funny deposit in the account u want to submit, give ur friends and family the 2nd account number... I don’t understand why this is hard.

Do a business name registration and open an account.

rheene009:
the thing is I don't have a business account.

You would need to confirm where the funds are coming from. If you claim paid employment, you need to back it up. If you claim business, you have to back that up to show how those funds are available for your vacation without impacting your business negatively.

Best bet ...open a business account and use solely for your business, pay yourself a fixed amount monthly from your business account, run it for like 6 months and attempt applying.

rheene009:
Hi Nairalanders,

I have read a few posts here regarding some refusals because of the large amount of money deposited into their account. As for me, I’m self-employed, I’m into real estate, my business is registered (business name tho). At least I make 800k-900k per month, I use my personal savings account for business transactions.
I would like to ask do I maintain the monthly payment of 800k-900k in my account or if I have a larger sum/transactions they shouldn’t go to my personal account to avoid been queried and denied.

Thanks

I blame APC as a party solely for this, they should've vetted their candidates properly before presenting them for any election. How can one man bear different names. Samething happened to late former Senate President Evan Enwereme ...in contention was the name 'Evan' while in his certificate it was Evans.

chrisxxx:
These are the different names traceable to the APC Deputy Governor in Bayelsa that led to Supreme Court disqualification of the governor.
He bore these names at different stages of his life.

Mr Degi-Eremienyo’s name was written as Degi Biobara in his primary school certificate.
The documents from his secondary education bore Adegi Biobarakumo, as his name.
While that of his university education had Degi Biobarakuma as his name.

Also his MBA certificate had Degi Biobarakuma Wangaha as the name of the same person.
As the Deputy Governor-Elect he bore
Mr Degi-Eremienyo.



https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nan.ng/news/why-supreme-court-sacked-bayelsa-gov-elect-deputy/amp/

The Igbo states governors could not even help tar the roads leading up to the church sef

Arrewa:
In 2017, Nnamdi kanu posted a fake obituary posters of buhari online but today,
A real obituary posters of his parents have been pasted in his hometown.

Karma is a bitch...

Karma is a law of nature

Law enforcement and criminal justice degrees yet circumventing the law

Kcitytv:
Former Senator Dino Melaye show his 6th Masters degree certificate, In Law Enforcement and Criminal Justice: ABU Zaria

https://mobile.twitter.com/dino_melaye/status/1228098206468317186

Now we have every cause to be scared. Shei na our scientists wen never fit manage things well go begin research and in the process release a different strain of virus locally?

Anyway, we go soon hear those pastors pushing claims and testimonies in churches of being healed

We are just a joke

Updated
Didn't even know it was this joker that promised us made in Nigeria pencils #mtscheeeeeeew

Islie:
https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/fg-to-scientists-discover-conoravirus-vaccine-get-n36m.html

Question is were all 57 SIM cards registered the same day? Are they all still active on the network? Has the SIM card numbers been reassigned to other users? The minister is not asking the right questions it seems. Just rushing to try justifying lock down of 3 Sims to one user policy

ybalogs:
The person should be arrested ASAP or put on a watch. How will a person register 57 SIM cards of a network??

Did you explain the whereabouts of the large deposit made into the account?

Did the bank statement you attached had entries to the N500k you earn monthly?

Did the large deposit form 90% of your account balance?

Johnadelaide00:
Thanks boss, this is the note

Excellent

iphi:
story has finished ooo... I got 1 hour with her... I know it might mean nothing bu It means so much to me

Be a man and respond back teasingly... 'I want to be your val' on the atrenght of her status message. Highest she will say 'awwwww... How sweet, but I already got someone'

iphi:
My boss posted on her WhatsApp story "Who will be my Val" and other series of messages concerning taking her out for Val.

I'm older than her and she respects me, deep down I really like her, I don't know if I should ask her playfully, we chat a lot. I tease her a little bit when she posts a picture that is not fine and we laugh over it.

I want to tell her if she is unsuccessful in her search for a date I can be her back up plan. I don't know if it's a good idea to tell her that. I need honest and matured opinions please.

The judgement is flawed because the deputy governor wasn't standing election on a standalone basis and so his qualification shouldn't affect that of the main candidate. If in the case of the running mate to the late governor-elect of Kogi State was not allowed to take over the mandate because he wasn't a sworn-in yet before the death occured, then I see no reason why this should hold. Buh .....this is Nigeria, the result of this wahala will have a lot of input to the Imo State wahala at the Supreme court.....abeg na dem wahala

Same ol' story

Islie:
https://www.sunnewsonline.com/i-slept-with-virgins-for-money-ritual-ex-eagles-goalie-peterside/

See wash... World class indeed

AlexReports:
The management of Lit Suites has presented an official apology to famous Nigeria World Class Celebrity, Anita Natacha Akide, popularly called "Tacha" for the incident that occurred at her room, when one of members of staff of Lit Suites forgot to knock on her door, before entering into her room, which she condemned furiously.

According to a press statement released by the management of Lit Suites, it noted that the hotel had never had such experience with any of their esteemed clients, guests or customers. The statement noted that the staff in question was star-struck and full of excitement as a result of the prestige and stardom of the world class celebrity "Tacha".

The statement also noted that its hospitality facility was disappointed at the unprofessionalism displayed by their staff on the 10th of February 2020 at Lit Suites. It described it as an act of immense nostalgia when he met "Tacha" a world class celebrity of this time.

Lit Suites remains one of the world class hotels in Nigeria, strategically located in a serene environment and has maintained an effective and efficient service delivery, backed by a true international Team of industry professionals with world class standards and a perfected warmth of continental hospitality.

Regardless of the incidence, the facility has promised to take provisional efforts to ensure that such does not repeat itself, assuring guests and prospective customers that it was the first and last time the facility will ever record such unprofessional display by any member of its Staff.

https://www.abujapress.com/2020/02/abuja-hotel-finally-reacts-to-tachas.html?m=1

He nor visit Kaduna his favorite state to condole with the family of the 18 year old seminarian murdered? His blood is crying out in vengeance

Maxymilliano:
https://f5p3e9e4.stackpathcdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/Breaking-News-Red.png

Residents of Jiddari Polo in Maiduguri, Borno state capital, are currently running for cover following an attack launched by Boko Haram fighters.

The attack happened hours after President Muhammadu Buhari paid a condolence visit to the people of the state over the killing of 30 persons on Sunday.

https://www.thecable.ng/breaking-boko-haram-hits-maiduguri-after-buharis-departure/amp

I hope it's not the pipeline from South South to Kaduna refinery that got burst and leaked crude oil to the ground deep that they're claiming North that has no vegetation ow come?

dre11:
https://dailynigerian.com/over-1-billion-barrels-of-crude-oil-discovered-in-the-north-says-minister/

This man be using money to woo celebs to accept he's fvcking an underage girl

AlexReports:
Desmond Elliot, Fred Amata, Segun Arinze, Bimbo Akintola, Others Visit Prince Ned Nwoko, Pledge Support For Malaria Eradication Project

Active members of the Directors Guild of Nigeria(DGN) have paid a courtesy visit to Hon. Prince Ned Munir Nwoko, the Chairman and Founder of Prince Ned Nwoko Foundation, the initiators of Africa's biggest malaria eradication project. The Nollywood celebrities and Directors visited the philanthropist, Billionaire Businessman and Humanitarian in Abuja yesterday to seek his support for the industry as the association celebrates its 20years of active operations.

Amongst the Actors and Actresses who visited Hon. Prince Ned Nwoko was Desmond Elliot, Fred Amata, Segun Arinze, Bimbo Akintola AMD other notable Nollywood personalities. During the meeting with the charimastic and iconic leader, the Nollywood celebrities reiterated their commitments and interest to remain advocates and ambassadors of the Malaria Eradication Project in Africa which his Foundation flagged off recently and also intimated Hon. Ned on their interest to make him one the Patrons of DGN.

They also notified him of their appreciation to his efforts in ensuring the steady growth and development of the movie industry in Nigeria, stressing that the association will be presenting him an award of impact for his contributions to Nollywood and the entertainment industry in general.

While speaking with members of Directors Guild of Nigeria, Hon. Ned spotlighted some of his experiences during the Antarctica Expedition, which was to create awareness on the malaria eradication project in Africa, as well as meet with scientists from across the world to negotiate prospective strategies in ameliorating the devastating situation of malaria attacks and illness in Africa. He briefed them on his trip to the Antarctica, as members of DGN pledged to be supportive of the project in Nigeria.

Hon. Nwoko however appreciated them for visiting him and pledging their devotion to the support of his malaria campaign. He assured them of his undiluted efforts in assisting and remaining committed in promoting the nollywood industry. Members of the body also thanked the Politician for the reception and acceptance of their request.

https://www.statepress.ng/2020/02/desmond-elliot-fred-amata-segun-arinze.html?m=1

Park wan side jooooooor

Antoeni:
Do you Know that “Tacha “ Has More Loyal Supporters & Fans Than Sowore And his AAC Party Put Together

No need for this though, we all knew she was lying

Can we ask you the question (truthfully) 'Why did your mother in law' stay more than the expected 3 weeks?' If you can convince us with a genuine reason, then you can convince the ECO

gal90:
Good point Darvick.

How do I convince the ECO why she stay so long? The reason really is she is not doing much in Nigeria. Also my children are in full time education, so she is really not doing any/much childminding for her grandchildren. So its just for
a change environment.

Also note that my first question was how do we make a successful application and secondly 6 months or 2years application because we applied for 2years after her first successful application hence I asked do we revert to 6month application.

Please give your views.

Thanks

I meant the man's wife or whoever made the comment that the drugs were his hypertension drugs

ojun50:
For we're, na bar d babe dey work....she just dey use prostitution has side hustle

Is she a lawyer too?

Hunger wan keel my guy naaaa. staying indoors won't get him food

effissyman:
One of our Nigeria brothers studying in Nanjing University of Science and Technology has showed support to the Chinese Government to help combat the deadly Corona virus in the little way he can..

Kudos to homes

Saving for Canada naaaaa #ifyouknowyouknow

starbuck:
As shared by Father Kelvin Ugwu:



https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=2676569419126096&id=2149201088529601

Have you had your blood pressured and heartbeat rate checked? Very important to know that when you jog or do strenuous exercises, your heart pumps faster than normal and if you have any underlying health issues, it aggravates it. You will never know all of these if you've not gone for a checkup

sampete:
No, I haven't gone for a medical checkup. Haven't had the need to. I have enjoyed excellent health for years, not even an headache. Thanks To God's grace.

I started small last year. Now I can jog up to 5km

And how do I know if I'm using the wrong/right running shoes?. I feel comfortable in the one I'm using. And I'm not overweight, just a regular average dude.

Have you gone for a medical check up prior to resuming your jogging? Your health condition 4 years ago may not be the same this year. Don't end up as part of the statistics. Start small and gradually increase your distance or better still register with a gym and use treadmill instead. Jogging affects the joints and bones if you're over weight and or using the wrong jogging shoes.

sampete:
I started jogging last year after quitting for more than 4 years. I have been having pains around my kneecap and my legs in general after jogging, and most times I can't stand on my legs the next day. I have had to stop to recuperate then continue, the pain continues. I have even had to build endurance, hoping the pains would go if I continue jogging everyday, it only got worst. Now I jog only on Saturdays and I still tend to feel pains around my legs and knee the next Saturday.

I would really love to go jogging at least 4 times in a week. Please guys what do I do?

Please I will like to know if there are drugs I can take for the pain or for quick relief?

Also are there any food supplements I can take to strengthened my bones?

Have you gone for a medical check up prior to resuming your jogging? Your health condition 4 years ago may not be the same this year. Don't end up as part of the statistics. Start small and gradually increase your distance or better still register with a gym and use treadmill instead. Jogging affects the joints and bones if you're over weight.

sampete:
I started jogging last year after quitting for more than 4 years. I have been having pains around my kneecap and my legs in general after jogging, and most times I can't stand on my legs the next day. I have had to stop to recuperate then continue, the pain continues. I have even had to build endurance, hoping the pains would go if I continue jogging everyday, it only got worst. Now I jog only on Saturdays and I still tend to feel pains around my legs and knee the next Saturday.

I would really love to go jogging at least 4 times in a week. Please guys what do I do?

Please I will like to know if there are drugs I can take for the pain or for quick relief?

Also are there any food supplements I can take to strengthened my bones?

All the states are now building one flyover or the other even when the traffic situation is not projected to be chaotic for the next 20 years Spending money at the detriment of the poor in the society.

Fariq:
Recall that the vice president Yemi Osinbajo was in Kano last month (January 2020) for the foundation laying of project.

Excellent idea. It doesn't matter, as far as you show clearly where the funds are coming from and your travel budget is not more than twice your monthly disposable income.

Atu6040:
Ok, but if I separate my saving from my business account now. Is possible for my monthly earning increase more than what I once declared in my previous application. Previous application I claimed dt i was earning 285k, can i increase it to like 350k now but I will ensure I pay it directly through my venture account to my personal account for 6months.
Hope ECO won't question it why my income as increased because I want to start ds month again to b paying dt money through my venture account to my Personal account . So I can reapply again by July ds year

Nice one! Aptly explained

Ooh really? Never knew that but then it depends on the type of business ...if you're offering a service oriented business then that might work but when it is a merchandise-based business, it might be difficult to separate your business capital from your profit using the receipts alone ...I might be wrong but the ECO would want to make sure you're not using customers' deposits for supply of goods for vacation

Darvick:
Your receipts of sales you submitted is counted as payslip, not only when you are self employed that you refer to it as payslip.