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Wao! I lived in Ilorin back in 2006 and I loved the scenery. Stayed at the Unilorin guest house back then.

imam07:
Where will they create recreational center in ilorin. Bukola, governor Ahmed and friends have sold all Ilorin land space to themselves. No a single car park in ilorin and if u park anywhere, this useless people black and yellow uniform will be harassing u. Had it been kwara state owns University of ilorin, they for don sell the school sef.

Took the word out of my mouth. Makes no sense at all. Build recreational centers and add these stores as add on. Let people have a choice of where to go. Yes you are very right ...with all that multitude, I doubt if Shoprite would make more than 100k in sales from them. 80% would not buy more than FanYogo icecream and the remaining 10% roaming around the store. The other 10% would attempt to steal

computergeek:
This is funny AF. ShopRite and a handful of other shopping malls are the only sight-seeing centres in many Nigerian states. No zoos, no parks, no fvcking beaches. Shopping malls are for shopping and actually buying stuff, not for celebrating Ramadan and Christmas.

I bet my Python 3.6 Compiler that 90% of these people have no cash to buy anything.

Staboy and women shaaaaaa

1. Coach refused the players goat meat peppersoup and isi-ewu
2. Coach played some players in the wrong position
3. Coach was biased and asked for bribe from the players
4. The referee no wan epp we
5. The Russian authorities refused us our live chicken at the stadium

When he thought it was going to be a rout

CastedGist:
GistMore.com

Dele momodu observing Nigerian national anthem infront of his television before the kick off match between Nigeria vs Croatia.

He wrote;



BY GISTMORE http://www.gistmore.com/photo-dele-momodu-observing-national-anthem-infront-tv-match

Can wee see the after match call photo

Ronaldo is busy scoring hat-trick in first match Messi is busy talking about salary

The back-benchers

Infinix, Tecno and Apple done bribe NASS

Islie:
https://m.guardian.ng/news/senate-declares-samsung-md-illegal-immigrant-orders-immediate-deportation/

6 A1s in your school cert exams + 400 points in UME except waived by oga Seun (Chancellor) or Lalasticlala (VC)

chikachuks1:
Please fellow Nairalander I want to know the qualifications to have your post on Nairaland home page. I discovered that most times the posts that appears on the home are mainly those of akporo girl, praise blog etc. so I want to know how this is done. any help?

@ the image

Sirpaul:
Oooops

So they finally tamed Meghan ....they made sure she covered up her shoulders Truth is the English press will run the babe crazy ....why everytime all they are watching out for is Meghan infringing one Royal rule or the other

dammy13:
The Duchess of Sussex broke Royal hairstyle rule when she stepped out with the Queen for their first engagement together today.

Meghan did free flowing hairstyle that did not obey the Royal rule of having every hair in place.

The two were all smiles during their official engagements in Cheshire UK on Thursday.

Queen Elizabeth rocked a lime green dress with a matching hat while Meghan rocked a Givenchy dress with a cape.

http://kikiotolu.com/photos-meghan-markle-queen-elizabeth-step-out-together-for-first-outing-in-cheshire-uk/

So after all the show-boating, they finally realized jerseys don't win matches ....abeg nar joke ar de o before ona go wan roast me

YomzzyDBlogger:
@YomzzyBlog

Super Eagles star, Alexander Iwobi shared this photo as he posed in the New super eagles jersey with his two hands together and also captioned the photo with Two hands together emoji which is commonly referred to as the prayer or praise hands emoji alongside the Nigerian flag as he urged us to pray for Nigeria as they are set to take on Croatia on Saturday.

Gists via: http://www.yomzzyblog.com/2018/06/pray-for-nigeria-alex-iwobi-poses-in.html

Ok ....to all those clamouring for the home made version ....here it is

WotzupNG:
Below is a picture showing a man hawking the Super Eagles jersey in traffic on the third mainland bridge in Lagos.


The Super Eagles world cup jersey and kits have been named the best for the Russia 2018 tournament. The kits immediately sold out hours after they were launched with Nike saying they don’t have plans to restock.

The lack of availability of the jerseys in Nigeria has led to the production of counterfeits which are fast selling.

https://www.wotzup.ng/man-hawks-super-eagles-jersey-traffic/

That's paper serviette naaaa

Issame:
People were served with a bowl of nkwobi alongside 100 dollar bill at a party in lagos state.

Watch Video HERE

Source:
http://nairaplus.com/2018/06/people-served-with-a-bowl-of-nkwobi-alongside-100-bill-at-a-lagos-party-video/

Not funny but is this your first time handling a new phone? Normally guys would relax on their bed and caress the phone with so much care that they don't even remove the plastic screen cover ....instead you just go put the thing on top plastic table ....haba! You nor try shaaa

abumoney:
I got an infinix hot 6 pro, the moment I tried inserting Sim cards, the idiot had a slight fall from a plastic table, if u see the damaged screen ehhhn, it looks like something that fell from a moving vehicle and got crushed by another vehicle.
The useless device is laying in its carton as I'm typing because it can't even swipe.
I was thinking of notifying the company of the nonsense they produced and how I could possibly get my refund. The phone � is a serious fraud and a rape of our technological dignity.
Who else has experienced this?!

funny but do they even know where Nigeria is? #JustSaying

Milllz:
Pictures circulating on social media shows an entire family taking family photos all dressed in the Nigerian jersey. Even the family dog got one for himself.

lalasticlala mynd44

No you are not ....just a Service Provider

ChangeIsCostant:
A 28-year-old relationship expert has taken to social media to reveal her dilemma. The young lady identified as Oby Omalicha Chuka revealed that she has been dating three guys for over 2 years now but sleeps with only one of them. According to her, the two other guys who "she does not have sex with" - are now separately asking her questions about marriage which has led to her confusion over who to choose.

She posted her story in a Facebook group as she urged online users not to judge her for action and give her reasonable advice on what to do.

Below is what she wrote;

I have never been this confused in my entire life, kindly read to the end and advice me sincerely. Please don't tell me to pray or go for deliverance, I know that already, I just need practical advice. I am 28 years old, I have been dating these 3 guys for 2 years plus, I am not an ashawo cos I don't even sleep with 2, I only sleep with one. I just don't want to put all my eggs in one basket cos you never know who would turn out to be an asshole.

So everything has been OK until recently, as if they planned it, the 2 guys that I do not sleep with started asking questions about my people, how they do marriage rites, if I would like to marry them and so many questions suggesting that a proposal is probably on their minds.

And the way this is going, if I don't make up my mind soon, I will not be able to say yes or no if any of them proposes, I like them differently for different reasons. Please help me to decide, what really matters most in marriage, should I test them with one of my girlfriends to see who really loves me? What do I do please? No insults please I will be reading comments.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/06/am-not-a-prostitute-lady-who-has-been-dating-3-guys-over-two-years-photo.html

The way they keep churning out all these mega watts on paper ....by now we should have been producing 100,000mw buh as one minister put am ...'Demons' nor go allow them

Okwyla:
The Dangote Group’s sub-sea pipeline infrastructure is expected to augment the natural domestic gas supply and add an estimated 12,000 Mega Watts (MW) to Nigeria’s power generation capacity. Dangote also has plans to construct a 570 MW power plant within refinery complex.

The 12,000mw, which is being expected from the Dangote subsea pipeline is far more than the average of 2,812mw, which is presently being supplied to power plants.

The subsea pipelines are expected to create a corridor for evacuation of trapped from offshore platforms in Nigeria to allow their monetization.

Most of the associated gases produced offshore in Nigeria are currently being re-injected or flared. Hence the Dangote strategy is to serve as a transporter only transporter and processor, or buyer for producers of the gases.

Speaking at this year’s Ghanaian International Petroleum conference (Ghipcon 2018) which held in Accra, Ghana, the Technical Adviser to the President of Dangote Group on Refinery and Petrochemical matters, who led the Dangote Refinery team to the Conference, Engr. Babajide Soyode, noted that Alhaji Aliko Dangote will always do his best in whatever sector of the economy he ventures into, and that is why this refinery will be completed and meet the needs of Nigeria, West Africa and the entire African continent.


He went further to state that the Nigerian government has been supportive of the refinery citing the visit of Nigerian Minister of State for Petroleum Resources, Mr. Ibe Kachikwu to the site of the Refinery during which he said the government would support efforts toward its completion.

“I have made very firm commitment to Nigerians that I must stop the importation of petroleum products by 2019 and I am going to keep to it.”, Kachikwu was quoted to have said.

Meanwhile, ahead of the completion of the Dangote Oil Refinery, petroleum importing African nations and Bulk Oil Distributors based in Ghana have expressed eagerness to patronize the Nigerian Refinery when production starts.

The oil buyers said arrangements have been put in place to import petroleum products from the world’s largest single-train refinery, situated, Lekki, Lagos state owned by the foremost industrialist.

Hints of eager expectation and hopes on the Dangote Refinery were revealed at Participants at the international Conference as well as oil distributors and marketers from various countries were eager to know how they could key in for supplies from the 650,000 barrel per day refinery, that is preparing to take the continent by storm.

The Ghananian government expressed the view that dealing with Dangote refinery for petroleum import would be a better business for African nations than depending on the international market for the supply of refined petroleum products, “we will rather purchase from the Dangote Refinery due to the proximity of the refinery to Ghana and other neighbours.

President of Ghana, Nana Akufo-Addo, who was represented by Vice-President Alhaji Mahamud Bawumia, said African nations are anxiously waiting for Dangote Refinery.

During their visit to the Dangote oil exhibition stand, the Ghanaian Vice-President and the Minister of Energy, Boakye Agyarko, were amazed at the size of the project and expressed satisfaction with the pace of work being done at the refinery.

http://www.akelicious.net/2018/06/dangote-deep-sea-pipeline-to-boost.html

I agree ....Amen!

pemiakd:
This is what I call God favor, not just him but his entire family. His divine helpers located him. God is great


Let my divine helpers locate me, my family and my love ones

Nice one! While it is a good gesture towards Taju and his parents, the 'celebrities' should ...may be do more by visiting the slums and help out. There are thousand and one needy ones out there that could with a little help from them ....its not obligatory but at least spread the love! God bless us all.

CastedGist:
GistMore.com

The video of Taju, the cute 5-year old boy went viral. The cute Yoruba kid became an instant social media hit the moment his video trying to speak English hit the internet because he hasn't been to school before.

Celebrities started searching for him to send him to school, the likes of, AY Makun, Don Jazzy, Falz, Adeniyi Johnson, Mo Abudu, Funmi Awelewa, Alibaba and others.

According to comedian AY other celebs have also contributed towards Taju, to send him to school. A huge thank you actress, Funmi Awelewa who went through a whole of stress to make sure she finds Taju.

See his latest photos below...

BY GISTMORE

http://www.gistmore.com/little-tuja-now-fine-boy-check-swag-latest-pictures

So how did he get the break through to play in England? We never heard him play the local league in Nigeria naaaa

Yes so ...why the call for a National Award?

Built2last:
Nawa for you oo. The military says don't announce and annuls it and you announce. Abeg who won die.

This is a matter of the state he has no powers to act contrary

Exactly ....

Enice:
even at that do you award government employees for doing their jobs? Did the prof lose his life, his money or was he sacked? Why the award.

But what id Prof Humphrey Nwosu did to deserve an award? He did not and still refused to divulge the final result. If he had gone ahead and announced the results and dare the powers that be, then we can say he deserved something, buh right now, I'm personally struggling to understand his contributions ....no pun intended

Next thing you wee hear is that she has jumped over on 3rd Mainland Bridge #iRanuAbasha

Ha! Where's Tee Billz naaaaa

chiomarita:
Well, there have been rumours that Tiwa Savage and Wizkid are having an affair. It has just been confirmed by some photos and video circulating online.


See the photo for yourself below.....


Watch full video here: [url]https://www.goldenpearlmediang.com/2018/06/wizkid-and-tiwa-savage-caught-kissing.html [/url]

I wonder if we can reciprocate this back home if the King comes visiting

Ourtrends:
President Muhammadu Buhari has returned to Abuja after two-day official visit to Morocco where he was received and accorded `five-star’ Royal reception by the Moroccan leader, King Mohammed VI.

The presidential aircraft conveying the President and some members of his entourage back home from Rabat, Morocco, landed at the presidential wing of the Nnamdi Azikiwe International Airport, Abuja, at about 5.15p.m.

The News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) reports that Governors of Ebonyi and Jigawa, Dave Umahi and Badaru Abubakar respectively who were part of the president’s entourage to Morocco; the Inspector-General of Police, Ibrahim Idris and other top government functionaries lined up to receive President Buhari at the airport.

While in Morocco, Mr Buhari and King Mohammed VI of Morocco held bilateral talks where Nigeria and the Kingdom of Morocco signed three agreements, which included a regional gas pipeline that will see Nigeria providing gas to countries in West Africa sub-region that extend to Morocco and Europe.

The two African leaders also focused on strengthening economic relations in gas resource development, global investments and agricultural training and management.

The feasibility study of the agreement on the pipeline would be concluded by July 2018, while construction of the pipeline would be phased based on needs of countries over the next 25 years.

The 5,660 km long Nigeria-Morocco Gas Pipeline (NMGP) will reduce gas flaring in Nigeria, encourage diversification of energy resources and cut down poverty through the creation of more job opportunities.

The NMGP will further encourage utilisation of gas in the sub-region for cooking, and discourage desertification.

In a communiqué issued at the end of the two-day president’s official visit, Nigeria and the Kingdom of Morocco affirmed their will to create South-South cooperation model.

To this end, the two countries welcomed the significant progress made in various areas of cooperation, such as agriculture, fertiliser production, energy infrastructure and mining.



The communique, which was issued in Abuja on Monday, said King Mohammed VI and Mr Buhari had noted with satisfaction the milestones achieved and underscored their commitment to the agreement signed on the Regional Gas Pipeline.

The pipeline will connect Nigeria’s gas resources, those of some West African countries and Morocco, thereby fostering integration and development of countries in the West African region.

The two Heads of State also noted progress made in other areas of the bilateral cooperation, as evidenced by the Agreement between OCP of Morocco and the Fertiliser Producers and Suppliers Association of Nigeria to invest in fertiliser production.

They noted that already the Memorandum of Understanding between OCP and the Nigeria Sovereign Investment Authority on the establishment of a Basic Chemicals Platform, specifically to develop a significant Ammonia Production Plant had been signed.

”On the basis of their exemplary cooperation, the two Heads of State agreed to develop a partnership in the field of agriculture, particularly through the signing of Cooperation Agreement on vocational training and technical supervision,” the two leaders said.

On regional and international issues of mutual interest and concern, King Mohammed VI and President Buhari confirmed their willingness to consult and coordinate the positions of the two countries in regional and international organisations, including the African Union.

Mr Buhari congratulated King Mohammed VI on Morocco’s election to the Peace and Security Council of the African Union.

He also congratulated him on the successful completion of his mandate as African Leader on Migration Issues.

He further noted that this had culminated in the presentation of the African Agenda for Migration and the creation of the African Observatory on Migration.

Mr Buhari also paid tribute to the personal commitment of King Mohammed VI to sustainable development in Africa.



On his part, Mr Mohammed congratulated Mr Buhari for his leadership in the regional initiative against terrorism in the Lake Chad region.

He also lauded his efforts in the fight against corruption and his role as the African Union anti-corruption champion.

The two heads of state, in the spirit of the holy month of Ramadan, according to the communique, underscored their commitment to moderation, tolerance and peaceful coexistence, as taught by Islam.

The two leaders also expressed deep concerns about violent extremism, terrorism and the persistence of security threats in Africa.

They affirmed their resolve to strengthen cooperation in efforts to combat radicalisation in Africa and beyond.

”The visit reinforces the positive bilateral relationship between Morocco and Nigeria since the Royal Visit to Abuja in December 2016.

”At the end of the working visit, President Buhari, on behalf of his delegation, expressed his deep appreciation for the warm reception and hospitality of His Majesty King Mohammed VI, the government and the brotherly people of Morocco,” the communique said.

Mr Buhari also met with the Prime Minister of the Kingdom of Morocco, Saadeddine Othmani, at the Royal Guest Palace, Rabat, Morocco, on Monday.

At the meeting, the president said, “Nigeria’s strongest selling point remains an “intellectually aggressive and economically ambitious’’ populace that always seeks self-improvement and self-actualisation in any part of the world.’’

Mr Buhari also met with the head of the Moroccan legislature, Habib El Malki and the President of the Advisers on Commerce, Ben Chemmas.

The Nigerian leader ended his two-day visit to the Kingdom of Morocco with a visit to the mausoleum where he laid wreaths on the tombs of past kings.

Link via-
https://nairatrend.com.ng/breaking-buhari-returns-to-abuja-from-morocco/

Trump be like: Tell me why you did it son, and why all these tantrums
Kim: <teary eyed> Sorry pa, I missed my papaa!

Like Kim Kardashian, that may be all she will be known for

nsidible:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiiLiN1SHx8

Shei una want made in Nigeria outfit naaa

JoyAda1234:
Which kain dressing be dis?

Those numbers belong to job agents and not the would-be employers

360frolic:
Sometimes we have to take things easy and thread with caution.

The police has warned Nigerians about placing adverts to house helps and personal drivers in public places and adding their personal data which could be used by criminals to endanger their lives:

As tweeted:


http://newshelm.ng/police-warn-nigerians-over-placing-adverts-for-sensitive-work-positions-in-public-places/

cc lalasticlala mynd44

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