₦airaland Forum

Security personnel have no business with electoral process. Nigerian politicians have set a dangerous precedent that would cost the country so much before it is resolved.

Nothing has been done to prosecute those individuals who perpetrated election violence. This is totally wrong

Yemmysworld91:
how I wish u can be our president. If wishes were horses.....

He never wanted to be president. His campaign was a job seeking opportunity for him

Never allow a woman give you conditions. If she doesn’t want your rules, let her go. Women are smart. The moment you fall for one condition, they will dish out the rest.

Welcomme:
I graduated in the year 2015 and did my NYSC in the year 2016 to 2017. Ever since, getting a job has been something else. Well, last year I took up a teaching job in a private school and the salary is around 26 thousand naira. I have been on it for a year now. I hardly have time for my self considering the number of classes and periods.

I recently got a job with Stanbic bank as a Direct sales agent (marketing) with a salary of about 50 thousand.
I am afraid of taking up the offer because of all these bank targets and how to meet up with the target. I am afraid let me not lose the job I have now and take up this offer and can't meet up with the target.

Pls those that have done this DSA job and others can do well to advise me and give me first hand experience and way of meeting target.
Thanks.

N50,000 as a sales agent. What’s wrong with Banks? Why are they paying this meager wages

The average Nigerian does not want to pay their debt. In the US this is called credit fraud. I know this loan very well. I know when the Bank gave Hip TV the loan and the support they provided.

If there were any concerns with interest charges, confront the Bank and discuss. Heritage Bank is a listening Bank. In fact no Bank wants to kill any business, but Nigerians don’t want to pay.

Oga please go and pay your loan and stop the deceit

iyke926:
Most Nigerian girls are greedy insatiable preposterous b!tches

Your comment stem from ignorance. A foreign wife will send you to a foreign grave. Women ain’t quite different

Nigeria seems to be a huge market for alcoholics drinks. Well the beer companies in Nigeria is not so much with very few brand choices

joo2018:
Boss, I find the bolded intriguing considering the number of years you must have spent in Canada. It appears there might be truth in the saying that the province you land defines you.

Not even close. Peckham is a terrible place. Brampton is still very organized. The ills you are hearing is because it is largely populated by a certain group of people.

Bibididi:
The bolded cracked me up





Also there is something we do very well in Canada, someone can easily make it seem like he has found his sweet spot here by simply working in a big name firm but if you look closely you would learn that he is still several rungs below where he left off, or its just a mundane role at a big firm(e.g I worked at almighty Amazon but as a forklift driver, this is very different from working as an I.T personnel at Amazon), for some people this is perfectly fine but there are people(career oriented) who this depresses. I currently work in an engineering firm as a Project coordinator, anyone who visits my linkedin would see this and use my story as an example of someone who was a Project Engineer in Nigeria and was able to land a Project coordinator role in Canada without much sweat but he would miss the bull's eye if he doesnt get a hold of me to learn more than what he can infer from my linkedin. Majority of the stories of folks in Canada have layers that hardly ever helps people make an objective assessment and keep their expectations in check, so they can strategise and find success sooner... I say this because people sometimes get so depressed that they end up permanently settling for survival jobs and giving up on their dreams because they never expected the journey to be tough. If they had a balanced narrative they would have landed prepared and had a plan to scale through the hurdles if it appeared on their path.

I still have a few more parts to write on, that would help with tips on chasing the dream job but having to work 14hr per day spares me little time. Believe it or not, I like it here in Canada but that`s largely because I knew what challenges I may face and felt I was up to the task (Anyhow[b] e be, Ogoro must jump).[/b]

14 hours per day? Are you doing 2 jobs?

Who are the people comparing Heaven with hell. The things you pray for in Nigeria has been answered in Canada

- 24 hours constant power supply
- Clean treated water
- Working transport system
- Good Security
- Good infrastructures
- Ability to travel to over 60 countries without embassy issues
- Good health care system. I have visited the hospital thrice and I did not drop a cent for services that would have costed me millions of naira.
- Quality goods and services from reliable brands and not fake ones
- Multiple recreation and leisure centers to visit
- Reliable community centers to assist you with your needs
- Quality Education and accessibility to quality teaching
- Fast reliable internet
- Diverse culture to grow your network

These are a few things people pray for in Nigeria. However, when you get to Canada, these prayer requests are already answered. Is Canada not heaven on earth?

Coded tunes for saying she has slept with Dangote

People are really desperate for attention

She is going to jail. That’s hire for murder. If you are in an abusive relationship, leave. Don’t take the laws into your hands

Gaspardd:
There is this lady at work, she works for the client and i work for the contractor. She has a nigga friend who is my padi and he has been talking to me about her, after so much persuasion, i said fùck it and gave it a shot.

Really she was so receptive than i envisaged and since then we've been casually saying hi and stuff.
On saturday i called her and asked about her weekend, she told me she wasnt doing anything, i suggested we meet on sunday(ytd). She said she wud call me wenever she's back from church.
She called around 5pm, i dressed up, all my clothes were creased so bad so i had to borrow a niggas Tshirt, pocketed 2k cus i am cheap and i live cheap, so i cant spend more than 2k on a date.

I got to d venue, she was waiting already, she was putting on a gown revealing some cleavage which was a very nice sight but really unlike her as she always dress modest to work.
Long story short, i ordered for drinks, all was 1400 naira, which was within budget, d 100 naira change will be for my TP and i will give d maruwa guy 500 for her own TP to give her d remaining change. Everything was going according to plan, things were going fine , what a good time to be alive. Suddenly she said she feels like chewing sth.
I initially made as if i didnt hear what she said, she said it again and i interjected with "NOPE, CHEWING IS BAD FOR TEETH" She laffed and beckoned on the waiter to come over. In shock i yelled wait wait, i brought out the whole of 1500, dropped it on the table and told her this all i have with me, already she knows there is 1400 payment to be made.

She didnt give a shìt, she called the guy, brought 2 plates of meat, i was just feeling awkward watching how the whole shìt wud play out. At last she brought out her purse, gave d guy some money, i picked the 1500, gave it to the waiter but he returned the money, said the money she gave him is complete.
Seriously i was ashamed of myself, i wanted to talk about it but i decided to let it slide so as not to overflogg the issue.
Later we were done and i saw her off, i gave d driver 500 for her TP. Some hrs later i saw 3missed calls from her, i texted her back and she responded with... see you tmao. While i dont know wht that means but i know she is gonna tell everybody at work about what happened, about how i am a stingy pig. But i aint stingy, i just priotize things i spend money on.
Today i told my niggas what happened, i have only two niggas, but neither i nor any of them has heard about the parol from another source. But then i am sure that if words get around, my reputation = Ruined

Stop using the N-word. It’s a derogatory and insulting word.

delugajackson:
He thought he could cheat nature but unfortunately, nature has proven to be smarter than him. He officially declared himself dead both in the spiritual and physical realm the moment he got into that coffin. And trust me, the Heavens honored his decision and Hell sealed his fate.

This should serve as a deterrent to those who chose to be used as puppets for these charlatans to perform their fake miracles. Be careful what you wish for. For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. If you pretend to be blind, you will surely be struck with blindness. If you pretend to be mad, you will surely run mad, if you fake your own death, you will die mysteriously. Its only a matter time b4 nature takes its course.

Karma is the law of cause and effect. Your actions or way of thinking creates a cause and in time, you will see and feel the effects it has in your life. Your acts and thoughts are entirely your responsibility making your Karma ENTIRELY YOUR OWN.

Beautifully said

positivevibez:
I'm the faithful and loyal type due to my fear of infections. I started dating this girl since June last year she looked innocent not the runs type we dated for three months before we had sex the first time. I used condom a couple of times for one month before I ditched it believing she's faithful too.

Fast forward to January I became suspicious of her when she picked a call in my presence and a male voice was talking to her when I inquired about the person she became all sweaty and nervous which rose my suspicion and denied that she doesn't know the person she received several calls like that until I got fed up and stopped her from coming to my place.

A week later I developed a serious cough coupled with a sore throat a month later I developed rashes on both my upper arms and last month I experience vomiting in the mornings for three days I suspect she might have contracted HIV because she experienced similar symptoms too I'm too scared to go for a test is it too early to go for a test please I need your advice no insults.

Go for test Chief

Does Paul Okoye work with Nigerian Breweries now?

Some people come on social media to reveal how ignorant and stupid they are. International passport is a security document and it is expected your photo ID is a genuine identity of the individual. Why would you color your hair differently?

iragbmite:
Most Nigerians don't even know that italian pizza is better than UK pizza. Those that know, don't know their geography very well.

Nigerians only know about the UK, US and Dubai

Pizza originated from Italy.

Oga Kumuyi all these one you dey talk no dey applicable for western world. If better cold beat your wife, she go drag trouser with you

I think I can related with Kimani a bit. I don’t think the female artistes are competing with Tiwa, but they only want a piece of the action. Probably go Tiwa she is scared of uprising female artists, but you can’t blame her

That money is not sounding right. There is need to curb these players wages. It’s becoming abnormal

Is Nigeria still experiencing fuel scarcity in 2019?

holuwasheyiWGP:
Girls and beef...This is one of the things you can't find in real men,we sort our shit out in private
Excluding iyayan and ubi

I think what they are trying to emphasize is that Tiwa isn’t doing so well with her music career as being portrayed but getting support from big gods

Awol1:
For what Fela was able to do for African music at the global stage, no artiste should be compared to him.

Aside that, I think the guy is right.

All these small children. No be una fault. Fela died when many of you were never conceived, still a baby or drinking cerelac.

Mintum:
Na this old woman e be wan marry? Well done SARS, Good riddance to a foolish boy!!!

How come we have goats roaming around on this platform?

She doesn’t have to put out her energy in the public. If she wants to remain sad, do it secretly. Same with being happy. A lot of people are really suffering from social media disease.

This is not the first time she is doing this

What will the Christian do? These are the people diving Nigerians slog religious and ethnic lines

This is a woman who called her ex-husband a fraudster and yahoo yahoo man. Can someone remind me what is Tonto’s job again. She is yet to feature in a movie. If you ask me this is yahoo plus

CruellaDeVil:
Lmao shut up abeg. If you were a woman, you'd do worse so just shut up your self righteous mouth and beg God to bless you so you can bless young girls in return lol. What future is at stake? Runs girls are getting married to good men and are having children every Saturday, so whats your point lol. As if marriage is even a big achievement. Abeg rid yourself of all that bile and jealousy and beg God to bring you back to your next life as a beautiful woman

It’s stupid insecure men that marry prostitutes. It beats my imagination. I’m not against prostitute getting married, but the men are suckers and losers