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Rastaramsey:
Damnnn

Dwarfism still dey

Mhen I dey pity her ooo

Point of correction

She no fit do half of wetin a normal human being fit do

Very unkind.

She didn't ask to be born this way.

Clearly she can do more than the full sized uneducated people hawking on the streets, so yes she can do more than a "normal human being".

shaggy007:
Yes, the same way I'm attracted to your grandmother

I didn't know you're a resident of the graveyard. Thanks for the heads-up.

And even if you switch that round, and round, to every female you think I have, you will continue to amuse me from there.

booblacain:
An ad post on front page.

Not an issue. Chatinet did it last time. Now you know how certain political and gender bias threads get to the top of the paging index.

When we said they're paid, we were told it's trolls.

shaggy007:
Who be this hoe-low-show?

Yet you're attracted to her.

okeychukwuj:
She's really impacting knowledge

Impacting?

Eberex:
Not true
My wife doesn't fall in this category, all because of God's spirit that is possessing her.

Or maybe you've been treating her fairly, so she is repaying you in kind.

Skullano:
Car nah wetin my ex girlfriend first me buy cos I was starting my business newly, you need to see how she started misbehaving ooh but I thank God say man don get two ride now and I always give her the papers to renew for me cos she works with revenue office..

Women are wired in a way that am yet to understand sha.

If we ask the woman in your life what she thinks of you, since you say that you are better off than her financially, we will get to realize you are the same as your ex and misbehave, but can't seem to stand it when it's a woman doing what you do to you.

The forum full of the most lopsided threads and observations in the region.

beautyhd:
It’s ridiculous that 60 percent of topics on nairaland is about women and 40 percent of them make it to the front page.

A jobless person will just sit and make up some nonsense post on women just for likes.

Only 60%?

Only 40%?

Another misguided thread full of assumptions. How many times has the topic been recycled in a month? There are enough rich people with 6 and 7 children. But they don't seem to matter when people don't want to see them.

jaephoenix:
I have explained to u. If u still don't understand, then I can't help you
IVF has success rate from 50-80% depending on locations in the world. No one would tell you its 99 or 100%
Its better than sitting and waiting for your non existent god to move his ass while one gradually gets old

And you are sure she isn't among the 20-50% it failed for? Do you know her personally?

Everything isn't IVF. I know a lot of people with failed IVF, and some got pregnant without it years later.

Your infalliable science is still failing everywhere.

[quote author=Magnoliaa post=114294214] Turned down ke? Make man like me dey chyke my fellow man? No be lady anything o. He dey pack gbola for down there, and we both have it, so nothing to pursue. I am just telling him to stop disgracing the brotherhood by pretending to have a poosi ni.

So that's a man, too?!

ibromodzi:
Lol
I am done typing oooo

Freelancing is what pays my bills for now. I have not really started practicing my profession (and I don't think I want to).

I've been following your threads from the very first time you dropped one. I wanted to know how it would turn out. It's interesting to see that you followed your passion. Or the moneybag.
If it's both, all the better.

Quest7777:
&these celebrities marriages will always appear blissful on social media while actually passing thru hell.

Do you expect them to release images of themselves while they are crying, fighting and cleaning their emotional and physical bruises?

Hardly anyone is living in marital paradise, irregardless of how everyone wants to sound like they are, and if they really are, that too will pass.

Nice thread. Following. Been following for years, actually.

Do you only freelance? Or is it something you do when your workload is low?

Magnoliaa:
You're not just the only "lady" who expresses herself, you're no lady at all.

Perhaps if you had wanted the image to stick, you would have tried harder to maintain it and not go foil it with your antics and oozing masculine energy on those Politics threads.

Have a nice day too.

Lol, what won't one see from you today? You've become repilled.

What do you have with that lady? Turned down proposition?

jaephoenix:
Simple
Whenever you hear couples with infertility issues for many years and suddenly they get hit with twins, triplets etc, it's a no-brainer. A woman's ability to conceive dwindles as she gets older, so getting pregnant for a singleton fetus is even difficult, never mind multiple gestations. It's only assisted conceptions that helps them. Many use donated eggs cos by ages 35 to 40, the eggs get poorer in quality and Mullerian factor dwindles. So during fertilization, 4 or more eggs are implanted so as to get the best outcome. Sometimes 2 out of them survive. Sometimes 3. That's how the multiple gestation came up, and boom, they give birth to twins, triplets, news gets to Nairaland and our ignorant Christians start praising their gods and what-not, while the parents look on in wonder at the sheer stupidity on display
Savvy?

How do you know it is IVF?

What is the success rate of your silver bullet IVF?

javaguru:
am following, let's see how this goes,


black vs white lawyers

but shaa who go pay for the case

How is this about the race of the lawyers? Committing a crime is about being white or black? Tell us more.

jaephoenix:
IVF doing wonders
Instead of these guys to thank the scientists, they're here thanking a God that is nowhere to be found in 19 years

How do you know it's IVF?

airsaylongcome:
Apologies if you found my comments insulting. I've "known" Bratislava here for a bit hence my engagement with them.

About your pricing, you are right that since I don't have any idea 8what you are being paid for this, I should not be criticising you. But if your 20c per image is afl fair offering based on what you are being paid, then your employers need to be bathed with colourful insults. Would they pay such amount for an American engaged in the same task? It's a lot of work involved. Ensuring your phone camera meets requirements. Engaging and convincing the models and all the work. It's a lot of work for 20c per image. But hey, don't let my pessimism hamper you. It's easy to criticise

Honestly!

ibromodzi:
Exploitative you said? You are very wrong on that one. Have a nice day.

Okay. The price is quite nice. It's not criminal.

airsaylongcome:
They should use the knife and cut their throat. And I'm almost certain the original job will be fairly priced. You want someone to take a high resolution camera (meaning a decently priced phone), go and talk to 415 random "models", convince them to take their pictures under specific poses, not pay the models, pay the photographer less than $100 for all that work. Let that AI project die by fire

LMAO.

It's one of the throatiest ones I've seen, but as you said, a high density area with people who don't think you want to use their pics for the usual voodoo.

Mishra knows.

airsaylongcome:
At 20cents per image, op should go to Oshodi. There are more than 500 people there at any given time.

Lol.

Cutthroat pricing, exploitative but not criminal.

[quote author= post=114231906]India is something else mehn.
This is what happens when your population is approaching 1.4 Billion people!!![/quote]What about China?

It's not about the population, but the rape culture.

Deicide:
See slave work 0.2$ that's approximately 50k for the stress of meeting a lot of people and taking their permission to get a photo of them.

Subcontracting isn't criminal.

The topic was weird.

edward1106:
It's the same me and u in abroad shooting videos that we watch in NatGeo wild and you have a chance to save a rare bird and you consider the person strange. Common man! Animals don't know really how to speak and even when you want to render them help, they are still scared and will try to attack you. But you just have to take the stress out of them by calming them. This I did while back in secondary school for an owl that fell from a big mango trees.. Owls are such beautiful creature and I just like the way their neck or head turns.

You are strange. How many Nigerians care about catching a bird to feed it? Especially a "big lonely" one? Let alone owls necks?

Anyway, it's a beautiful creature. I don't know why they don't just leave it alone to fly off when it wants to. With the way they're disturbing it, it's probably been hurt or killed by now.

It's an owl, though. It needs fresh meat. Not milk. You have a good heart.

What happened to the owl you found?

1stGenAmerican:
But they weren’t going back to Nigeria. They were arrested trying to board a flight to Turkey to have the procedure done.

This came directly from the UK police. They gave these statements to the media. If it’s a lie then their lawyers should be suing the UK police and the news outlet rather than agencies in Nigeria, right? Why haven’t their lawyers released a statement denying these claims?

Thank you for this. I was just about to respond to that particular post. The age debacle is a smoke screen.

Either paid posts or they don't actually think much.

Jnana19:
I disagree with you OWlS see in day light and also fly at noon the reason his eyez are closed is because they usually fly and hunt at night and once day breaks where ever the bird remains he sleeps there ,while you people were busy snapping the owl was sleeping

Sleeping on long standing legs?

edward1106:
Pls, do you stay in Lagos and if it's still alive and u don't need it, let me know...
Otherwise, go close to it with a wrapper and arrest it wings and claws and after that, u can use syringe or a straw to give it water. Most the the birds in this state are dehydrated. After that, u can feed with with any crushed food or milk if you have or can afford. That's a good bird to let perish while just merely staring at it.

You're a strange person. Why do you want to save it so much? And how do you know birds are very dehydrated? When last did you ask the birds that?

altteemy:
Confirm if there is a dropped admission letter somewhere nearby, who knows Hogsworth might have commenced admission

Lol

kennethfranc:
I hate killing animals but you see this ugly creature and cats, I kill them for fun.

It isn't ugly. Maybe cats are.

Chijeep:
I really felt sorry for it but I can't touch it because I'm scared of it claws and probably it's also a wild bird.
Nobody dared go near because all of us are afraid of it.
Everybody was just snapping it from afar... lol
Some said it doesn't see in the day time and I think they're right as it closed it eyes and never opened till someone threw small stone at it and it ran into that corner behind.

How do you know it's lonely? How big is it? It looks like a barn owl. Maybe it's hurt? Very lovely birds. Give it a rat and see what it does.