₦airaland Forum

Susily:
Exactly, that's why a lot of men are boycotting serious relationships over there cos they know they have nothing to gain

All these will ultimately backfire cos thanks to social media, men are getting enlightened and a good number will wash their hands off anything that has to do serious relationships causing a serious dent in human relationships

TolaniLuv:
I pray the same thing happen to you!! And I hope it count for you as well.

TolaniLuv:
I hope you go to jail for not paying maintenance fee for your gf

Kriss216:
If I begin talk about the foolishness of that SIMPle guy, this thread fit explode.

See the local dirty girl he took out of the country for vacation

I no go forgive myself if I lash this girl with meatpie and fanta.

See portruded belle

TMKsouth:
Je ne te comprends pas non plus

Susily:
Which deadbeat?? She doesn't have any kid for Ronaldinho

mmsen:
Who is the deadbeat if not the woman waiting on this man to keep supporting her?

Is she his child?

mmsen:
Naija women do the same.

slowice:
If you rich irresponsible you become a target for all sorts of rubbish. Oyibo people dry ment sensible totally, what sort of law that forces a man to pay his ex gf for simply dating her and spending on her. He made her life better enjoyed and used her, denied her of her dreams to follow his while it lasted and should be thanked not punished responsible for her wellbeing.

TolaniLuv:
I don’t understand why would Girlfriend count ! They are not even married. We allow rubbish as human and this Man made Law

InTheCloudySky:
I wouldn't necessary consider her clean. She has had more relationships than he has and was also married twice before marrying Kanye.

Magnoliaa:
Wawu. This can be the only reason with all you've said here. I had no idea.

baralatie:
But don't you think she should be wary of these kind of boizs that use and move on!

I.remember Jenifer Lopez used to dig this type of boizs but after sometime she just went quiet.and less stress.same thing with rihana

Magnoliaa:
Kim Kardashian is a cum factory? Abi you're referring to the guy?

adeolaben:
Just celebrated her 40th birthday

She had to study of course ... Polytechnic ND.... Then after this double major bsc from a university... After service... Then marriage .... Has 2 male kids now....with a full stop on baby making ...

Well I think what actually made the relationship survive was the influence of religion I believe..... Though I'm not very religious myself but my other siblings are....

OloshoMan:
See the ugly trash she's dating b'cos of yahoo money... Seems he's cashing out at the moment that's why she's stuck with the emotionless rhino-looking nigga,

and how's she comfortable in a room full of touts

adeolaben:
It does happen. My sister dated her hubby for 11years before they got married to each other... By the time of their marriage, my sister's age was 30yr....

So, "different people with different ideology"....

Ardar:
Dem don melt him penile missile with hot water.

See as he spread leg like bread.

Magnoliaa:
Bratis-i don't think you're sixteen-lava, let me call him to come and answer, 'cause I'm lost with your questions at this point. Am tayad, and he's back.

cc: lilgluedupwithmagvicky68

Magnoliaa:
Hmm.

Hmm? Don't you agree?

What does this one have to do with anything? What does it say?

Why don't you tell me? He's been MIA, unless he's under another moniker. You know exactly what, though.

This is interesting.

Is it?

Magnoliaa:
Tooor. Strange?

How?

Magnoliaa:
Oh. You think I'm older??

Magnoliaa:
Exactly. It's crazy how that deeply unsettles them. How can you be so fking obsessed over women's private parts?

When eating a pie, it's good to know if others washed their hands before dipping in their index fingers to taste it, not so? Or maybe they are just obsessed with the unattainable.


Therefore? Nah. It doesn't always mean that, but if you say you are, it's fine. You seem a lot to be interested in SA issues and topics and on threads by that tmk dude.

Therefore. This is a hard one. If I admit it, it will validate some silly theories from one language speaking woman. And if I don't, it will validate some other bonkers theory. I mean, to question Nigerian men has brought up a lot of theories from Nigerian defenders.


Hahahaha. I see. That's true sha. The name was funny and suggestive to me too when I first heard of it.

I thought it was the name of a pet pig initially. But then, it's a weird name.

Which one is slapping senator in a room full of bunnies laidis? Omooo. Be like you be OG oh. Ahh, this business must definitely sail.

I'm serious about the inspiration..

Lol. It is what it is now. Exactly as I have interpreted it.




You're welcome. I'm always at your service!



P.S.: Are you referring to that senator who slapped some woman sometime ago and was ordered to pay 50m to her?

Yes, that senator.

Magnoliaa:
How, ma'am?

Magnoliaa:
3500 - 1989 = 1511

2021 + 1511 = 3532!

WOW. HE'S MY SOULMATE!

Awww.

Magnoliaa:
Lil? A monk? A fargin? Really? You mean to say all his bragging and mouths are just that and he no get shishi experience nor done the do? Eweee.

He will know better.



I have no choice other than to concur here, though. Those doods are sêx-starved. Yes. They wanna be used dirty and bent into 850° by the sexy ass women and feminazis they condemn as they scream their lungs out. Asin. Just the tip, and they are in the eleventh heaven.

They are wildly sexually attracted to feminazis. Hence the unending contact. What truly frightens/upsets/troubles them is their own brand of promiscuity in women skin.


OMGG. This is even your mind here. I had no pun in mind ohhh. But how do you know the word 'toto' and the meaning? From where you learn am? You're from SA, shey?

This is nairaland. Therefore I am Nigerian. And you don't mean to tell me I wouldn't have picked up toto? If not from Tonto Dike threads, where else? It seems her name evokes something else when men come across it, and they just had to rub it in each time.



Will definitely be best sellers. Erm. No problem. No problem there at all, with pooling our experiences. As I am kuku a thesis writer on Nairaland and you know, I'll contribute mainly to the theoretical aspects, yunno... the psychology of human sexuality and fantasies people want, that's my forte, trust me. And you supply from your practical knowledge. We could switch once in a while, but that's pretty much it. Yeah, the candies, too, and handcuffs. But holy water getting them wet? Hian. Anyway, damn! This business is gradually coming to life. Who said women aren't logical and can't run a business?!

LMAO. Just LMAO. Think EL James. And the slapping senator in a room full of bunnies. It's possible. I have your back. This project must see the light of day. .

Ohhhh. Flower and Magma. I LOVE that. Flower, for the women. Their 'garden' part... magma, the men. You know magmas are always hot and spilling. Shooting up. I see a pun in *that* name, too.

Lol. Now, I'm not responsible for what you're thinking. Whose mind is going where?

Bumps and Gasps. LMAOOO.

It's a self-explanatory name, and seems easy to remember.



So neat, right?

Very.
Thanks for the inspiration.

truthsayer009:
Nah, women have held posts in tech na, that's not the problem. Even Ozzy Etomi is currently in a top position at a top tech company including all her friends, I have worked with some of this ladies one on one, so I know. Is she motivating her company to offer girls scholarships? Answer is NO. The issue is that those who offer this free scholarships are men.

Btw why is your name changed to BRATIS-BOILING GOT-LAVA?

Magnoliaa:
Nawa o. Babe. Which one be this na? I only have alpha males to hook you up with. And no alpha is gonna be caught playing sub and being disciplined by a woman in the other room oh. LOL. Maybe you should find some liberal guys oh, for your wish.

Half of the alphas want to be used like dirty rags. You need to whip them into shape. To put just the cap in, they are putty. They just need a taste of it to get the thrill they've been missing.

You must be a sub in toto for my tips to work.

LMAO. Nice pun there. Forget about learning, this is much more fun.

LMFAO.



Chisos. Wait sef. There are even some things I'm not understanding here. Deep scrub? Gag reflex? Like a choking thing? Anyway, I have Google.
You want to start selling smut? That's actually a nice business concept. Let's do a joint thing together. As people are buying erotica from your stand, I give them a drop of anointing oil and sell a keg of holy water to them, in the adjoining stand. I mean, we have to be kind and considerate of their souls na? After we finish corrupting them, we give them a way to find salvation. Sooo ideas! Smut and Holy Water Ventures by ... abi you get any creative names?

If you're interested in such lovely work, we need to pool our experiences. I'm very sure the in Toto parts you earlier mentioned will be best sellers. But please, they need aphrodisiac candies to go with it. All that holy water will only get them wet. And maybe they'll be needing handcuffs.

As for names... The Flower and Magma Venture? Bumps and Gasps?.

How about: [color=dodgerblue]Bratis & Nolia[/color]... [color=deeppink]your one-stop spot, shop and bookstore for hot reads and intimacy gadgets[/color].

Oooh, here's a tidy business in less than 5 lines.

We could simultaneously consult Lilvicky68 sha. He's learned about these stuff. Erotic businesses, sėx stores and book shops. Yunno. To give us a consumer's perspective. What ya think?

But he's a fergin. Or a monk. Or what do they call them nowadays?