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Family › Re: Men Sleeping With Their House Maids...who's To Blame? by bukatyne(f): 10:16am On Jun 16, 2015
tartarus:
What the hell?? So if I cheat on my wife she is to be blamed?? What nonsense! Many Nigerian men have a terrible way of thinking. How would I leave my wife and then go and Zap my maid?? Why can't nigerian men have self control?? *spits* undecided

Many of you saying why can't she do all the chores by herself, how many of you men can juggle house chores, babysitting and work?? Why can't u put yourself in her shoes?. So if I cheat on my wife I'll tell her I did it cos she couldn't do the chores herself?
Just came to this thread to quote you.

The things we read here.

@bold: well well

Weldone, this was a refreshing post.

There is hope afterall cheesy
Politics › Re: I Am Not The First Lady - Aisha Buhari Says by bukatyne(f): 5:23pm On Jun 15, 2015
cococandy:
I don't fancy eye service sha.
If she didn't want to be First Lady, why was she campaigning with her husband to win the presidency?

Pfft undecided
She should divorce him....

It is that simple.
Politics › Re: I Am Not The First Lady - Aisha Buhari Says by bukatyne(f): 5:17pm On Jun 15, 2015
cococandy:
false humility you mean. Lol
Na real lol!

She is not a 'first lady' yet she uses the privileges and rights of the 'first lady' to achieve her aim.
Family › Re: Help I Need Advise….should I Go Ahead And Marry Her Or Not? by bukatyne(f): 4:56pm On Jun 15, 2015
bellong:
grin grin

Why are you shinning your eyes? Don't let dust enter them oo
My glasses protect them cheesy

So shinning lomo grin
Family › Re: Help I Need Advise….should I Go Ahead And Marry Her Or Not? by bukatyne(f): 4:55pm On Jun 15, 2015
kubba:
I am the lady

O my heart, my heart, my heart.
Hmmm

Are you serious?
Politics › Re: I Am Not The First Lady - Aisha Buhari Says by bukatyne(f): 4:53pm On Jun 15, 2015
If a meeting of African First Ladies are called, who attends for Nigeria since we are first ladyless? undecided

Instead of 'denying' the position, why doesn't she handle it the way she believes it should be handled?

Well, if she wants to unfirst lady herself so bad, let her divorce Buhari.

Reminds me of another tag.

Extreme humility is a form of pride.
Family › Re: Funny Pictures Of Fathers And Babies (David Beckham and others) by bukatyne(f): 10:48am On Jun 15, 2015
The newer pictures are also cute.
Family › Re: She Always Call My Younger brother By Name by bukatyne(f): 10:43am On Jun 15, 2015
babygirlfl:
op, how do you come up with these hilarious posts?

In less than one month you have asked us if you should invite her to your sisters introduction. Then you asked about how you can protect her from her boss before telling us that she broke up with you and asked if you can accept her back. Now the problem is calling your brother "brother".
This is called 'a fun-filled relationship' grin
Family › Re: Funny Pictures Of Fathers And Babies (David Beckham and others) by bukatyne(f): 10:37am On Jun 15, 2015
Some fathers will see this as an affront to their 'manhood' and 'headship'

On a second thought, maybe he is a beta grin

Nice one Beckham
Family › Re: Help I Need Advise….should I Go Ahead And Marry Her Or Not? by bukatyne(f): 10:24am On Jun 15, 2015
bellong:
Please let her go. I am willing to help you. Send me her phone number and she will totally forget about you.
I wish you well in your decision.
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

Super nice one cheesy

@OP: Since she is on NL, you can also go through her posts to see if the online her = offline her

And if no, you can get a glimpse of another side of her.

cc: Acquilla
Family › Re: My Graduation Pictures!!! by bukatyne(f): 9:57pm On Jun 14, 2015
Congratulations darling kiss

All the very best in life

Kudos to your sugar daddy for his support (powerful tribute there) and kudos to sugar mummy for achieving her PhD cheesy and honey siblings.

Welcome to another phase in life.
Family › Re: Help I Need Advise….should I Go Ahead And Marry Her Or Not? by bukatyne(f): 9:44pm On Jun 14, 2015
realdee44:
That she is from a broken home or her mum got married to several men doesn't mean she is the same. Secondly being beautiful is not what makes a happy home. So many men get married to bad women because they choose to go after beauty or her financial status.

How ever I will not advice you to marry a lady you to love very much. My advice is give yourself like 2 to 3 months with her & try to love her for her good character & her faithfulness maybe this will make you love her much more.
@bold:

Meaning?
Food › Re: Paste Pics Of Your Healthy Meal Here. by bukatyne(f): 9:33pm On Jun 14, 2015
zemaye:
heard of it a friend of mine did it she's white though , she got super result, I read a lot of barbarn's article the guy know wetin e dey do.
Workout on point.
He wrote the anything goes diet books and it's great.
You wan buy the program?
Abi you get am
The Adonis or something like that is for male.
It's a nice program
Thanks

Came across it jare
Fashion › Re: Lingerie! A Must Have! by bukatyne(f): 9:01pm On Jun 12, 2015
cococandy:
if edwife permits me, I'll show you.
To bribe me abi tongue

Oya let's wait for her permission grin
Fashion › Re: Lingerie! A Must Have! by bukatyne(f): 8:18pm On Jun 12, 2015
Chillisauce:
Eh..I don't have the pics oh. Waiting for edwife to update recent ones. For now, plenty work here.
I just remembered I had appointment to upload pic wey I no gey
Howdy. Hope you are wearing black gown? cheesy
Good Good and you?

Would black skirt do?
Fashion › Re: Lingerie! A Must Have! by bukatyne(f): 8:16pm On Jun 12, 2015
edwife:
grin grin grin time for what? cheesy
angry
Fashion › Re: Lingerie! A Must Have! by bukatyne(f): 8:05pm On Jun 12, 2015
Edwife, chillisauce, efemenaxy cococandy, ifyalways it's time. cheesy
Family › Re: Women And "50 Shades Of Grey" Men by bukatyne(f): 4:51pm On Jun 12, 2015
tintingz:
In court we see these women saying my husband beats me, if I reject him on bed he beats me meanwhile these women love how their husband ravish them.
I guess I messed the definition of ravish. Does ravish here mean bondage sexhuh

tintingz:
They later want divorce when they discover their husband is cheating. Her family, friends will pressure her to file for a divorce etc.
Missing the link here

tintingz:
actually the bolded word is "eroticå" auto-censor is at work.
What does it mean?
Family › Re: Women And "50 Shades Of Grey" Men by bukatyne(f): 4:27pm On Jun 12, 2015
forandy:
lool. .you jst reminded me of my yeye philosophy lecturer back den grin 
Yeye angry
Family › Re: Should She Tell Her Fiancee Or Not by bukatyne(f): 4:26pm On Jun 12, 2015
patrickdarlins:
your reasons please...
The husband to be should know what he is up against so he is making an informed decision
Family › Re: She Has Almost All He needs in a woman, But 4years Older than him. by bukatyne(f): 4:18pm On Jun 12, 2015
Mbkite:
can u pls read d story again
I did.

If the age is an issue, why not walk again immediately?

Why waiting to see if she scores 7 or 3 and then talk about age?
Family › Re: MouthAction In Marriage by bukatyne(f): 4:14pm On Jun 12, 2015
sexymoma:
Someone has given your hubby mouthgig... e don see as e dey be or he must have probably watched it somewhere
Not necessarily

He might have picked up from his friends/ a film/ internet etc.

Mouth gig is not such an exclusive stuff.
Family › Re: MouthAction In Marriage by bukatyne(f): 4:12pm On Jun 12, 2015
germainediva:
A friend of mine is worried cos hubby told her he's going out dere to get Mouth Gig if she won't give it to him......according to her hubby has never demanded it even while dey were dating and he knew she hates it tho she likes cunilingus but hubby declined, now after 10yrs of marriage hubby keeps asking her to give him a Mouth Gig even when he refused to also do it to her..my friend insists she hates Mouth Gig but will only give it a trial if hubby is willing to do same to her....but hubby has refused and threatened to go out and get it if she keeps proving stubborn(hubby have not been talking to her for about a week now).........pls ur candid advice
@OP:

I would say the wife gives it to him to encourage him to reciprocate.

If after a reasonable time (say 3 - 6 mths) he has refused to learn, she should stop.

Life is give and take.

While @ it, they should both ensure they are clean shaven and clean (preferably after a good bath) so the husband/wife is not discouraged when they are ready to try.

Goodluck and happy heading to you them both.
Fashion › Re: Lingerie! A Must Have! by bukatyne(f): 11:56am On Jun 12, 2015
Chillisauce:
Abeg send me the copy. I thought i had the picture. this yeye pad didnt even save it grin.
Hurry before them catch me.
Meanwhile edwife, what camera did you use for those pictures? Ipad 1? huh
Abeg use your food camera capture better picture jor angry grin
You can run but you can't hide tongue

How lovely I log in @ the right time grin

[size=3pt]Runs back to work.[/size]
Romance › Re: Angry Friend Takes To Facebook To Name & Shame A Guy Who Ditched Her by bukatyne(f): 12:19am On Jun 12, 2015
But the girl invited the guy na?

The guy's face is comic.

Let This be a lesson: not everyone who invites you to dinner is happy to pay

Watch your host When ordering wink

Perhaps the lady ordered for a meal of $20 and bros ordered for $100 meal grin
Family › Re: Body Stature by bukatyne(f): 12:12am On Jun 12, 2015
bellong:
Hire a heavily built guard to follow you around. People will know you are the boss and big madam.


NB: The picture of the small stature or ....
Hahahahahhahahaha!

She is a big madam into big things grin

Remembered When a family friend of ours came back home crying;

'What's wrong?' 'A boy said I have computer brain'

'What did you do?' 'I was getting all the answers'

Needless to say, we burst into serious laughter.

Or When my mates used to 'yab' me that my mates was still in primary school When I was in Jnr Schl. I told them their mates were married grin or they should be ashamed of themselves angry

Funny because it was a plus to me and that girl cool

@OP: the fact you do not look married statue wise / way younger after 2 kids is a huge plus. A lot of women want that So desperately like yesterday.

And people would accord you respect If you carry yourself with respect.

See the small mother as a compliment. I know someone who has 3 kids and she looks like a teenager and not tall too.

She is flexing seriously (yes she gets 'your sisters/nieces are A, B, C) Sister here kids and she is extremely Good at What she Does.
Food › Re: Paste Pics Of Your Healthy Meal Here. by bukatyne(f): 12:01am On Jun 12, 2015
Family › Re: Should She Tell Her Fiancee Or Not by bukatyne(f): 11:20pm On Jun 11, 2015
Yes
Family › Re: Girlie Quotes by bukatyne(op): 11:08pm On Jun 11, 2015
byvan03:
The first 9 and 10.


9. When you dance to you own rhythm, people may not understand you, people may hate you but they will wish they had the courage to do same

10. Strong women do not play victim, don't make themselves look pitiful and don't point fingers; they stand and deal.
I guessed as much cool

Howdy?
Family › Re: Body Stature by bukatyne(f): 11:04pm On Jun 11, 2015
AfricanApple:
lolzzz, don't mind me jare
grin
Family › Re: Body Stature by bukatyne(f): 10:55pm On Jun 11, 2015
AfricanApple:
op, is this a job?
I am sure you meant joke grin

It's surely a joke cheesy

@OP:

Take This advice

raumdeuter:
She should overeat so she can be obese
Soon, your story will change from smallie to iya apati

Anyways, This is the season of change.

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