₦airaland Forum

Lexusgs430:
NCC is toothless............

Then give them some of your own teeth to replace their missing ones!

yarimo:
Sir your deputy is a failure who is trying to drag you to his side.

Oga/madam, may I just ask you two simple questions please? Do you work with Waec/Jamb or any other examination organization? Did you give the deputy any examination that he failed?

247naijamedia:
Queen Wokoma's estranged husband, Prince Kalada Allison, who shared a suicide note on his Instagram page last night, is currently on admission in Port Harcourt, Rivers state, after a failed suicide attempt.

According to his close firends, he attempted to take his life but was quickly rescued and rushed to the hospital where he is currently being treated.

His friends say Allison became depressed after his one-year marriage to Queen packed up a few months ago. According to them, this will be the third time Allison is attempting suicide.

https://all-gists..com/2019/07/queen-wokomas-hubby-rushed-to-the-hospital-after-failed-suicide-attempt.html

Bros using style style or corner corner to beg his wife to return to him.

krattoss:
yes we have SBS..(special boat service).

Don't be quick to ridicule your country bro cos it's the only one you have you can call yours.

Special boat service ko. Which boats do they use? Go and see for yourself. All the know is how to use walkie talkie to shout "broad sword calling danny boy, broad sword calling danny boy, over! The proper name is Special Canoe Service abeg.

Adalberto:
thanks for the compliment. Please endeavor to vote El Rufai Akpabio 2023

You see again? Who do you this thing must not receive forgiveness. Never!

chiagozien:
what evidence do they have
that this people are fulanis,

they may be yoruba muslims.




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where is their cows.

Infact you are a Muntula!
Their cows are packed at the bus stop close to your house. Jagbajantis intete person.

Shanghai80:
You're hill in d name of Orumila.

Bros you go school well? As e be so either you no go school well or you no learn for school. Infact e be like say na so so akara + puff puff + guguru and epa + bread and ewa agonyin full that you head. Abi you do either bricklayer or welder work before.

I guess you were trying to apply the word "heal", but spelt it as "hill". Abeg person when "hill" e go well again so?

Abeg na bros download dictionary for your phone to help yourself na.

Has he been told that there are different ways to kill a person?
1. Strangulation
2. Baloon
3. Women
4. Drown him
5. Thrown him down a 5 storey building
6. Caterpillar/train/trailer
7. Beating
8. Failure of his charm on the day most needed.
9. Sniper
10. Acid
11. Spear
12. Heavy stone
13. Catapult

Idiot. He does not even know that protection is of God.

Adalberto:
Oh Akpabio... The onor mkpo inam 1 of Akwa Ibom state, the uncommon transformer, he is just like a god in Akwa ibom state. El rufai Akpabio 2023. You heard dis from me

And you are the greatest Muntula 1 of nairaland!

sharpden:
Source: https://todaypoliticsng.com/akpabio-reacts-to-selection-as-buharis-minister/

Exactly by looting in an uncommon way!

Quote Okorocha "we will no longer tolerate monkey dey work baboon deeeyyyyyy chop"

That is called Iberiberism!

Accord(ing) to PDP has become Accord(ing) to APC. The party always has this agreement to be used as a stepping stone. I'm very sure they will not go to court based on the agreement.

CoolAmbience:
Amaechi deserves to take a bow and leave.

What questions might they want to ask him?

We like to make issue out of nothing.

Abeg, find another thing talk....

Question: What questions might they ask him.

Answer: 1. Several bordering on looting of the treasury in Rivers state during his tenure.

2. Using the security agencies in Rivers state to cause chaos

3. Why does he roll his eyes like that. Is he a frog?

They either talked about it over the phone or they met somewhere to agree in the night. Implementation was carried out in the day inside the senate chamber. Jagbajantis intete!

GistMore9:
Daddy Freeze took to Instagram to share his opinion on billionaire, Femi Otedola's comment of 'technology ending the need for archaic wristwatches'.

Femi Otedola had revealed why he no longer wears wristwatches in an exchange with a follower on the social media platform. According to the billionaire he started wearing wristwatches at 12, but stopped wearing them 3 years ago. He wrote;

I started wearing a wristwatch when I was 12 years old and I stopped 3 years ago. Technology has ended our necessity for the archaic wristwatch. less is more.

However in response to this, Daddy Freeze who is a known lover of wristwatches, stated that while many see a wristwatch as a mere timepiece that tells what time it is, a handful of people appreciate it as the horological genius that goes into haute horlogerie.

He wrote;



See more here; http://gistmore.com/daddy-freeze-reacts-after-femi-otedola-revealed-why-he-doesnt-wear-wristwatch

Rubbish talk from a rubbish person. Never reasons appropriately. A very wealthy person tells you that it is waste of funds when you have your phone right in your hands serving the same purpose. Any right thinking person without hesitation will agree with Otedola. Instead of talking and reasoning constructively he quotes names to back up his usual baseless talk.

OdinceGoodwill:
https://thenationonlineng.net/woman-inserts-pepper-in-housemaids-private-part-over-n26000-theft/amp/

Judgement: Let madam receive some days of her own with hard labour.

pressmanng:
Amid the incessant protest by the members of Islamic Movement of Nigeria, IMN popularly known as shi'its calling for the released of their leader, Shiekh Ibrahim El-Zakzaky, another group emerges calling for continual detention of the Shi'ite leader.

The group carried out protest displaying placards with 'Don't free Zakzaky' inscriptions.

https://www.pressmanng.com/2019/07/another-group-protest-and-call-for.html?m=1

If not that they were sponsored, looking at those men with gworo teeth, how many wrote what they had on their placards?

nzeobi:
serves the idiot right, marriage is for serious minded people and not social media boys.
discuss marriage with her at home and propose there.

Even look at his bia bia like old he goat!

pressmanng:
The presidency through presidential media aide on social media, Lauretta Onochie has said that if Atiku had won the 2019 elections it would have been over for Nigeria.



The presidency was reacting to the ongoing trial at the election petition tribunal where PDP presidential candidate, Atiku Abubakar and his party were opposing the reelection of president Muhammadu Buhari and said they had 400 witnesses to testify against the election but ended up presenting only 60.

Loretta through her Twitter page, wrote,

'I must again thank Nigerians for reelecting Muhammadu Buhari.

Imagine for a second Atiku won the 2019 election, it would have been over for our nation.

He cannot manage his own affairs

Hired 400 witnesses
Called only 60, a paltry 15%
He was scammed
We deserve better than 15%'

https://www.pressmanng.com/2019/07/had-atiku-won-it-would-have-been-over.html?m=1

Come to think about it. Is it not over for the nation? Herdsmen crisis everywhere, boko haram, kidnapper all over, more lack of trust and suspicion among the people, deeper division among the.various tribes, wrong people holding positions, violence like IMN, refusal to obey court orders, increased looting and corruption, threats, indimidation, harrassment and killing innocent people, threat of war looming, etc.

A man who is down fears no fall. Buhari tried three times and got it. Nobody troubled him. He threatened fire and brimstone, yet he got there.

Question: Has the situation improved more than when he took over?

I leave the answer to any Nigerian who has honesty and the truth in him.

MayorofLagos:
The same fulani vigilante have membership in SE. They have been in Enugu for some time. Iboland is sorrounded by fulani, Ibos know this but they hide and act like everything is ok. Yorubas will not hide it. We will bring it out, warn about it and take action.

Ibos are hoping we take action and disrupt Nigeria so they can easily break free.

Cowards! Lets see what you are doing about macban in Enugu.

Our Elders are issuing warning, Ooni, Alaafin, Obasanjo, Wole, Adams, OPC, Afenifere, Agbekoya.

What are your elders doing to protect and save Iboland from fulani menace? Nothing!

People with an open plan of action are better than you cowards sitting idle with no clue.

"Our elders are issuing warning". Abeg after the warnings, what things have changed?

"Cowards". Please remember that in the face of fights your people shout "Iwo, iwo,iwo" while stylishly moving away to avoid injury.

"Open plan of action". Whether open or closed, typically your people will only open their mouths and close them out of fear.

The need for political power, which will serve as a tool for embezzlement of public funds has led your people into this situation.

Advice: Face the challenge confronting you. If there is need for a fight be man enough to present yourself. If you cannot please remember to hide inside your baba's wardrobe.

konoplyanka:
I think this development will make you Igbos leave south west.

If we leave with our investments that run jnto trillions of naira how can you recover, especially given the fact that you southwesterners are very lazy, loudmouthed, cowardly and depend on government only for all your needs?

Adakintroy2:
If they are old prostitute and it's a fact. Then it's not an insult. It's what they are. It's like saying that girl is a nurse if that's what she truly is.



Things are already define before we got here. A harlot is a way of behaving just like a engineer of lawyers or businessman. In other words the box has already been created before now independently. It is no respecter of persons. Act a business role and you are called a businessman. Act a slutty role and you are called a slut.

If okonjo iweala decided to wear skimpy outfit today and stand on the road and lure men. It won't matter who she was before she will be called a slut.

If you want to be respected, you should know how to act in a cultured word expecially in public. We are what we are in this world.

Very good. So if you as a person act to be a thief, you can be called a thief. If you are physically challenged, then you are a beggar. If you act like a trickster to you friends, then if your called called a swindler or as they say 419, you should not be angry. If your sister(s), girlfriend, wife or mama wears a skimpy dress you should not get angry when people address them publicly with the title Prostitute.

Remember as they say "what goes around, comes around".

ERockson:
There is fire on the mountain. We've been rounded up in the South already

Point of correction. Rounded up in the southwest and not the south.

Omoluabi16:
In this life and the next, Garba shehu can't lacy Madam oby's boots. She is actually is more intelligent than his principal who he shamelessly speaks for. Na country wey we find ourself sha.
Oby ezekwesili we know.

One question? Who is in power now?

NoSidonLook:
Mind you, Femi Otedola is no longer a billionaire

According to Forbes as at 2015 he was worth $1bn

2017 he was worth $700m (due to the fall in oil price and the naira currency...it affected Dangote too)

2019 he is currently worth $300m (you can go and confirm it)

He has even sold his forte oil company
He's waiting for the gas industry tonboom before he delves into it.....but right now things aren't going smoothly for him...forget the media shenanigans

The only billionaire business men in Nigeria now are:
1. Aliko Dangote
2. Mike Adenuga
3. Samad Rabiu
4. Folorunsho Alakija

Top Millionaires are:
5. Jim Ovia $900m
6. Tony elumelu $700m

All thesame I wish him and his family a happy vacation
Happiness is ultimate

Oh ok analyst. Which one be your own? Even the $300 e easy? You hear say the man dey holiday up and down yearly. Na your money? Abi your name go enter him will? Abi na your family? If you wan follow the pickin when no get boyfriend inside the man pickin tell us. Abeg leave the bros and his money to enjoy life.

Margy:
Why do some pictures not look alike!

This photographer n.a. scam

Question: Why do some pictures not look alike?

Answer: If you are in doubt, take any bus going to Aba. Remember to take your camera or camera man. Take as many pictures as you want and forward to us to clear doubts. Very easy bro.

dazzlingd:
All pastors are fake, there are no super humans... But the people have forgotten they are just like any other men but worship them as second to God.... They sin like any other person, they are the biggest hypocrites on earth because they try to hide their weakness appearing all perfect and holy...

Wolves in sheep clothings

First get an incurable sickness or let many tragic things befall you at the same time then you can prove if all Pastors are fake.

exstreve:
OMG!!!

Beyonce just channeled Yoruba goddess in her music, this is the best news ever in Nigeria's history, oh what will have become of us as a nation without Beyonce, we owe her our lives for associating with us, thanks OP for sharing, we love you beyonce

Which nation are you talking about? See eh mind yourself. Mind your own people.

HitlerGaddafi:
Later they'll start complaining that their alawee isn't enough. You should have let that old man be. He has just a few years ahead of him before he leaves you alone in this world to continue the suffering. You on the other hand have several years to achieve a lot and you're concerned about an old man.

Very good. Very very soon you'll get old. People like you get lonely and abandoned at their old age. Do not forget the saying that "what you sow you shall reap". When you begin to reap the rewards of your very evil and uncharitable words, remember your evil youthful years.

nzeobi:
is it Boko Haram or he had an accident

If you asked this question physically where people could meet you, I bet you'll never try it again. No be only accident. Na summersault.

Na by force to be an American citizen? I no buy I no sell must not cause wahala na.

luemz:
in as much as there are elements of truth in Reno's tweet, there are many exceptions to what Reno is trying to say. personally I love taking pictures of people/nature/events etc i find interesting and beautiful. this may inform my decision of getting a better phone with good camera and not necessary for show off. so that shouldn't necessarily inform your decision whether to render financial assistance or not.

Not just that. Reno's comment is lopsided. What if the expensive phone was gift given to the person? Is there any rule that says the poor should not use expensive phones given to them as gifts.

And by the way many people own cars, yet the squat in the houses of their friends. Most of them need the cars for their jobs and businesses. So because your friend has a car and you don't have then you cannot help out when the need arises.

Reno Omokri please this one na backward man thinking.