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PoliticsRe: VC And Fouye Management Team Visits Chef Damilola In Ado-ekiti(pictures) by Cantonese: 10:43pm On Jun 13, 2023
inoki247:
Nigerians nd always doing copycat to sit down nd think dey hard for dem....


The thing don dey turn to madness sef think of something different and stop rushing into things like say na PoS business....
Not Nigerians.
Those copycats have tribalised it already as you can see.
PoliticsRe: Breaking News!! Ijaws Get Delta State Speaker After Deputy Governor by Cantonese: 10:41pm On Jun 13, 2023
GreatBoss:
Seriously Ijaw deserve Governor in Delta.
How? After having Bayelsa as their state?
FoodRe: Hilda Baci 'Spent Over ₦‎80m' For Her Cookathon by Cantonese: 10:31pm On Jun 13, 2023
MatrixReloaded:
And you are still selling food for 3800 naira. You no see Ikoyi club for falomo open restaurant or go for Ikeja hotel airport road buy space build hilda bachi empire restaurant.
80m? wetin concern me and guiness record recognition.
Tell us say man wey go keep u 4 hse na 80m b ur target cash out for marriage/relationship to stand. "As per world record cookaton individualholder".
Seriously we need to dey give Nigeria women enough space I swear down. I no fit lie.
Without doubt you are a complete olodo.
Christianity EtcRe: Chef Dammy's Pastor Jeremiah Adegoke Creates Own Version Of Big Brother Naija by Cantonese: 2:16pm On Jun 13, 2023
princeade86:
So what's wrong in encourage ur members in doing what they believe they can do? Why castigating the man of God wrongly. Is it only bacci that entitle to d record? Nigeria and hypocrite
Why should the Pastor not be original? What's his business copying BBnaija and trying to tell them that he can do better at what they created?

What's his business?
PoliticsRe: How Do Graduates Pay Off The Loan Without Having A Job by Cantonese: 7:04am On Jun 13, 2023
kettykings:
This is the type of failed country policy that apc plays with, school feeding program, trader money and now student loan in a grounded economy.
Part of the reason why buhari failed woefully was these useless policies that make some consultant very rich but add nothing to the economy .
They will still take loans to loan the students
Nailed.

The terms are make it impossible for majority of the Nigerian students to access. With the requirement of a civil servant and a lawyer as guarantor, how many students can achieve it?

Anyway, the mindset of our youths too make them feel that such facilities are free and must not be returned if received. Look at the issues with the online finance companies. Youths do not want to pay loans obtained, claiming that it is their rights.
FoodRe: Cook-a-thon: Man Offers Chef Damilola Two Weeks Cook Tour In US by Cantonese: 11:42pm On Jun 12, 2023
lhordspy:
Very commendable.

This girl is going places. I wont be surprise if she is recognise by Guiness world record before hilda. It shows we still have people who dont give a damn about fake Ny*nsh, and padded breast.

I love how her fan-base is moderate and small. I love how it includes only people who matter, who have the capability to help and propel her into a greater status. Significant, sensible, sane people not social media kids who have nothing to offer except noise, ranting, and more noise.

The same people criticising and attacking Chef dammy because she is trying to break Hilda's record, are the same people that is serving as a stumbling block to Hilda's confirmation by Guiness world record. You think Guiness-World-record will forget how you people maligned Chef Tata, the current world record holder from India. How they invaded her social media pages, taunt and insult her over nothing; that she had to beg for mercy even when she commited no crime. How they dragged Guiness-world-record itself for days because of confirmation, and how they accused them of 'planning to steal their mandate' .
Always talking rubbish.

Where was she all the years when Hilda Baci organized herself to make that attempt? How did she not ever look in the direction of breaking that record? Na so dem go dey copy copy. After seeing the well thought out effort of someone else, they all started their yeye attempts at breaking the record.
PoliticsRe: Assistant Director IPPIS Suspended For Salary Padding by Cantonese: 6:08pm On Jun 12, 2023
Hmmmm
PoliticsRe: 10th Nass: Akpabio Will Emerge Senate President - Uzodinma by Cantonese: 5:08pm On Jun 12, 2023
After calling the same senate “cesspit of corruption”? Did he quickly forget?
RomanceRe: Ladies Have You Ever Dated "Mr Return All The Things I Bought For You"? by Cantonese: 3:08pm On Jun 12, 2023
Women also do it.

Women ask men to return all that they gave them while they were in relationships. There are too many such cases.
PoliticsRe: Nnolim Nnaji Asked For Bribe - Hadi Sirika by Cantonese: 1:20pm On Jun 12, 2023
ozo13:
did u watch the interview.some of the questions u raised was also asked and he answered it
And you believed the man?
Do you need to be told that the man was saving his own face?
FoodRe: Chef Tope Maggie Set To Gun For Guinness World Record By Cooking For 140hours by Cantonese: 8:04pm On Jun 11, 2023
Delphi:
This scenario that is playing out in Nigeria now where every tom, dick and harry wants to cook and surpass Hilda's time is typical of Nigerians' mentality. No originality at all, just copy-cat ideology!. No one wants to create a niche for oneself but just wants to imitate. Once one does something extraordinaire every other person copies. This is so nauseating.
Na some people.

Play music dem copy am.
Sell pure water dem copy am.
Sell cloth dem copy am.
Drive motor dem copy am.
So so copy copy for everything.
PoliticsRe: May Your Path Be Filled With Thorns, Horrors Of Night – FFK Curses Emefiele by Cantonese: 8:59pm On Jun 10, 2023
tesppidd:
grin

Even FFK is talking...

Someone who stole money from the Aviation ministry and still collected from Diezanni is talking... EFCC is still pursuing him upandan.


So sad that FFK and most of these people on nairaland cursing Emefiele are doing it because they thought he was out to hurt Tinubu's Presidential chances,
Not because they felt his naira policies hurt the masses.

Bloody Bloody Bloody hypocrites all of you!
Unfortunately the same suffering masses sing their praises to the highest while they keep the same suffering masses under slavery.

A man who probably joined APC to have his sins washed away, also wishes someone else in his same situation such terrible rhings.

What a shame!
FoodRe: Damilola Adeparusi Turns Off Gas To Pick Beans (Video, Photos) by Cantonese: 7:37pm On Jun 10, 2023
BigBlackPreek:
Yoruba Amaka!!!

Ride on Dammy!!!
Play music now now, dey must copy. Sell pure water with another packaging dem copy. Everything copy. Na by force?
FoodRe: Damilola Adeparusi Turns Off Gas To Pick Beans (Video, Photos) by Cantonese: 5:09pm On Jun 10, 2023
slawomir:
Damnnn niggar

Yoruba and beans...I know say she must cook beans

Make them go find better work do

baci uptill now never get recognition from Guiness

I can bet my balls most of wetin this girl want cook na amala, ewedu, gbegiri, Ewa agoyin, efo riro, ofada rice with too many pepper 🌶 infact the corn 🌽 she go still fit use pepper rub am
I remember when I dey with one yoruba baby girl that year...everything dey pepper....sex hot and pepper ! Akara na pepper...okro and stew pepper..jollof rice Iresi Eyin na pepper ....I miss that girl sha just that I nor green put my head for ground dey serious for the relationship way she be want form with me
The life of a real niggarrr smoking weed and drinking alcohol....always not responsible as at then
Very wicked fellow.
FoodRe: Damilola Adeparusi Turns Off Gas To Pick Beans (Video, Photos) by Cantonese: 5:07pm On Jun 10, 2023
The spirit of beans and bread possessed her na.

She kuku take am make her own record as "picking beans" record breaking.
Foreign AffairsRe: Colombia Plane Crash: Four Children Found Alive In Amazon After 40 Days by Cantonese: 4:59pm On Jun 10, 2023
God we thank you so much for this.

An entire generation was nearly wiped away. We are deeply grateful for preserving the children. Thank you to all those who participated in the rescue. Thank you to the country as a whole. Thank you to all those who are grateful for this.

May God comfort them for the loss.
PoliticsRe: DSS Files Terrorism Charges Against Emefiele by Cantonese: 4:47pm On Jun 10, 2023
Jagbajantis intete.

So Emefiele on unilaterally authorised $100m for terrorism financing in an Islamic country?

The same Emefiele authorised a prisoner swap unilaterally?

Where was PMB all the time? Where was the NSA?

Na waoh. How we want to believe this one? I thought the terrorism financing was within Nigeria?

How can the CBN governor authorise a prisoner exchange, which is not within his official powers?

Make we dey look o!
PoliticsRe: Orji Uzor Kalu In Tears As 9th NASS Bows Out by Cantonese: 4:45pm On Jun 10, 2023
HitlerWasRight:
This one doesn't know his uniform is still waiting for him in Kuje prison.

The EFCC should appoint Keyamo to file the already concluded case in court and have a judge confirm his sentence once and for all.

Traitor that has aligned with the north to deny SS the SP position.

A real 0koro bad belle who openly stated that Niger Delta ministry must be scrapped.

All enemies of the SS will be destroyed

Edit: I see many pigs quoting me and defending Emefile .

If I may ask what good did Emefile do for your yeast ?

Sanusi spent billions in the north constructing infrastructure over there under the guise of social corporate responsibility.

Name one thing Emefile did for you in your useless yeast.

Fools
Sorry. You hear?

1. The phone in your hand

2. The laptop you borrow to use

3. All the electrical/electronic appliances within and around you.

4. The fan that blows that your ozuguzugu like head.

5. The plumbing things that give you water

6. The clothes and shoes you wear

7. The korope/okada that carry you around

8. The building materials used for the house where you live.

9. The torch light that enables you see inside that your dark one room apartment.

10. The medicines that save you from the die wey you for don die since.

11. Dem still be your landlord.

12. The bed you lie on; the mat you sleep on, where you dey place those your dirty boxers and okro size prick used to rape women, na dem.

13. The toothbrush and paste to clean your dirty teeth, na dem.

14. Shishi you no get. Dem still dey pay school fees for you.

15. Fight, you no fit. No power.

16. The spoons and plates you use to eat your nonsense food, na dem.

18. The pure water that you drink to keep your miserable body hydrated, na dem import and sell the machines.

19. The rope and ceiling fan you go take hang yourself out of jealousy, na dem dey sell am

Do you now see that they completely preside over you and all your affairs?

With the above, I put it to you church rat that you are deeply jealous and aggrieved. They are far greater than your miserable self. They have been ruling you for ages. They absolute dominate your miserable life.

slowpoke.
CelebritiesRe: Evan Okoro: From Being A Gospel Singer To Actress & A Social Media Slay Queen by Cantonese: 4:32pm On Jun 10, 2023
TemplarLandry:
She was probably a marine agent before.
And you were the marine leader.
PropertiesRe: 200 Buildings Being Demolished In Anambra For Ekwulobia Road Expansion & Flyover by Cantonese: 10:09am On Jun 09, 2023
kosssy:
Nice project. I hope he is ready to kickstart the project immediately after demolition? If not, he should calm downooo! Some of my Nanka peeps that have shops along that road will be affected. I feel for them but it's for the common good anyways.
Not just Nanka. Look at the entire stretch of roads leading to Ekwulobia. A lot of the communities have citizens with stores in Ekwulobia. Even the people of Ekwulobia have been resisting it. They have claimed that Soludo wants to take away the parks there.

Thankfully communities like Aguluezechukwu, up to Uga and effectively Orlu and Imo state will enjoy the bridge. It will open up Ekwulobia and provide unimaginable opportunities to all. Life also will be better.

Soludo himself will benefit because Isuofia, his hometown is nearby and the bridge is located in his local government area.
SportsRe: Breakdown Of Inter Miami FC's Astounding Offer To Leo Messi by Cantonese: 5:51pm On Jun 08, 2023
Beverlyjean:
U are the one with a goats brain... just because Ronaldo plays there , u wanna discredit the league... go and Google who played real Madrid in the WC club final and check the scores u re.tard ... u wanna comparevsaudi league with that transgender league that the dwarf is heading to
Truly you no get shame na. That “wanna” na from where? You discredit the MLS and yet borrow their English.

Olodo, so you do not know that TP Mazembe and Raja Casablanca have played in the WC club finals previously? How has that made their leagues better?

Transgender league? You never comot inside that your face me I face you house, so you no know wetin dey.

The pain wey dey pain you be say your person no win World Cup after all the noise. E no let you see wetin you go say, so goat say wey get brain don better pass you!
SportsRe: Breakdown Of Inter Miami FC's Astounding Offer To Leo Messi by Cantonese: 1:55pm On Jun 08, 2023
Beverlyjean:
They laughed at Ronaldo for leaving Europe at 38 ... now their penalty merchant has runaway to transgender league at 35 as he knows he can never achieve what Ronaldo achieved in Europe ... He can never win another CL .. guy just went to destroy PSG and japa
Get small shame na.

Saudi Arabian league? How is it better than Leagues in West Africa? Na only money be their difference. How can a so called great player move from Europe to Saudi Arabia and una still get mouth where Messi dey? MLS and Saudi league na mate? Even Chinese league no be the mate of Saudi league. How player go retire go Saudi Arabia league and you dey run mouth? Saudi league and Indian league no be the same?
PoliticsRe: Subsidy: How FG Used Court, Others To Ambush Labour by Cantonese: 6:57am On Jun 08, 2023
There was no ambush anywhere. Tinubu’s damaging remark set it all off. With Nigerians already groaning under the locust and cankerworm years of Buhari, Tinubu’s words should have been very soothing to the people.

Labour unions are the mouthpieces of the people. Government split labour into NLC and TUC long ago, just to exercise some control. What government simply did was explain itself and ask the two unions to allow them settle in.

Using the industrial court was the fastest way to go, in view of the very close date to commence the strike. TUC was speaking the same words as NLC. Walking away on the day by NLC was one of the standard approaches when negotiations happen. TUC could have adopted the same approach. In all, they arrived at an agreement to delay and watch government match words with action, in terms of their promises.

In all, those who have been shouting “subsidy must go” now find it hard to pay the exorbitant transposed fares. Many now trek to and fro their destinations. They are the same who beg for T-fare; the same who have less money in their pockets for food.

Subsidy must truthfully go, but measures must be in place to make life easier way for citizens.
PoliticsRe: House Of Representatives Holds Valedictory Session. by Cantonese: 7:48pm On Jun 07, 2023
Bye bye to them.

Jagbajantis intete!
PoliticsRe: No-Man’s Land: Lagos To Make Laws To Protect Indigenes by Cantonese: 1:31pm On Jun 07, 2023
TUTU147:
Igbo igbo matter go soon kill you, Igbos are one of the major tribes in delta state.You can't divide them like your forefathers did.The divide and rule system will not work anymore.Let all tribe go back to their state of origin, you will understand why Igbos are not depending on the government.
Don’t mind the rascal. Maybe na Asaba person wey forget say Asaba man na Igbo man.

Ask am say all the electronics, electricals, plumbing and building materials wey dey im house, whether no be Onitsha with transport fare of 500 naira im dey take go buy am.

Ask am why when all the lands dey sell for 50 - 70 k for Asaba around 1999, who send an make e no buy land. Abi dem never born am by then?
PoliticsRe: No-Man’s Land: Lagos To Make Laws To Protect Indigenes by Cantonese:
Yeye people with nothing to talk about.

Na dem dey shout say end subsidy. Na still dem dey trek up and down. Na still dem dey beg for T-fare up and down. Untop na dem dey beg for food so up and down.

Always planning the impossible. Anyway, take your time to read Section 15 (1), (2), (3), (4) & (5) and see whether their jagbajantis plans are not contrary to the objectives of consitution.
RomanceRe: Girl: My Ex Is Trapped In A Loveless Marriage. What Can I Do? by Cantonese: 11:53am On Jun 07, 2023
Body dey pain am say the bros waka leave am. She simply wants the man to kuku dump his wife and ask her to meet him is America.
Foreign AffairsRe: Ukraine War: Wagner Boss Rubbishes Russian Claims Of Ukrainian Casualties by Cantonese: 9:44am On Jun 07, 2023
Hmm.

One year and five months after Putin still finds it impossible to “overrun” neighboring Ukraine. If Ukraine was far away from Russia, it would have been a complete disgrace to the Russians.

What’s the purpose of sustaining that invasion, seen the effects internationally?
CrimeRe: Nigerian Police Officers Caught On Camera Assaulting 2 Boys In Ebonyi (video) by Cantonese: 8:08pm On Jun 06, 2023
Well as it stands, work don comot for their hand. Na dem take dem own hand comot food for dem own mouth.
HealthRe: I Mistakenly Chewed And Swallowed A Big Coackroach In My Porridge Beans. by Cantonese: 5:28pm On Jun 06, 2023
AroOkigbo:
Cockroach contains a lot of protein. No qualms aside the psychological feeling. You'll be fine
The only thing wey benefit be say as cockroach dey disappear as e like, once you eat cockroach, you sef go get power to dey disappear as you like.
HealthRe: I Mistakenly Chewed And Swallowed A Big Coackroach In My Porridge Beans. by Cantonese: 5:24pm On Jun 06, 2023
As you no use dried fish, ponmo, kote, shawa or Titus, na cockroach you take complete the food be that. By the way you use bread or garri join?

My advise is to drink water if you never drink. The next thing na to sleep. You know say dem say once you chop beans na to sleep next.

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