₦airaland Forum

Revolva:
Haaa 1o00 ways to die choose one..omo when white pple wan commit suicide dem no de let pple kknow
Tebillz never ready to die lmfao

That's Dr Dre...one thousand ways to die ..choose one
He should have chosen cyanide tea aka ota piapia

No wonder funky funke akindele was hailing tiwa the savage girl.

Divorcee clubs loading ..where is ini Edo and that Igbo girl Stella damasus Ojukwu aboderin

Divorcee club elite members popping Hennessey ati moet Na don perignon

Why would a man commit suicide because of Toto.. Tiwa seff no fine ....

God forbid if I depend on woman
May God never allow me to depend on anybody even a woman for that matter


If tiwa is done with you..pls move on

jiggar:
"Taps mic and clears throat"

I think you should try Titanium Backup.
It can backup both data and apk.

Hope this helps.

"Drops mic and leaves"

Which one be titanium back up bro

I upgrades to this marshmallow since then my phone's hasn't be the same .

I am working on downgrading but I am afraid of losing my files especially my dream league games that I have bought so many players


I can back up my pictures and contacts on Google server but not this game


I just going crazy

Built2last:
Buhari's first order,, upon being president was "remove all roadblocks in Maiduguri". At that time, he had not even removed Dasuki from NSA nor appointed his security advisers. WHY?

Wy was removing checkpoints that stops movement of arms across areas regions and states, that stops Hiluxes filled with Fulanis from going round killing innocents. Why was that one of his first decision? Was it to move arms arround?

I said Buhari will always support his Fulani. I posted his representing Fulani herdsmen in Yorubaland then and his speech as a statesman to the Yoruba governor "why are your people killing my people" when it was that the Fulanis killed more and began it all.

I asked how Nigerians could elect a man Boko Haram chose as the intermediary and who refused to help to negotiate ceasefire with them be elected president? I said patriots do not need to be president before they serve. I showed examples of opposition leaders who have helped the government in power in their areas of strength.

I pointed out that as former governor of Borno, Bauchi etc, the areas that today is a scourge to Nigeria (it was all one state then) Buhari is part of the problem of that area. I stated that this man despite being in power from 76-79 under murtala mohammed and Obasanjo, 83-85 as head of state, 1993-1998 as head of PTF and the most powerful man under Abacha, this man did not build a single school for Al Majiris nor try to actively engage the youths in progressive things. Even out of government and with mch influence, not one NGO that could better the lives of Northerners and dissuade them from Boko Haram. Bill Clinton has an NGO. Obasanjo has an NGO. Buhari, despite being an ex-president has none.
Somehow, Nigerians felt a Goodluck Jonathan was more responsible for the activities of Northern youths than a man who had served in government in capisity of President, Governor, NNPC MD, Minister of Petroleum and PTF boss, idiotic Nigerians felt a Jonathan from the creeks of Bayelsa was more responsible for the rot in the North than this man who was part of government since 1976.

And autistic Nigerians felt a change was to elect a man who has been in government since 1976/77 and who has ruled before to dastardly consequences of austerity. That is the man Nigerians felt was CHANGE

And I screamed then that Buhari would release the over 1500 Boko Haram members captured by GEJ army. He did. Now see the death all over. I specifically quoted Buhari saying "They have killed all our young men". I guess this is them killing others young men as well.

I then said even if Buhari was not backing Boko Haram and these Northern killers, that he is seen as their leader and this would embolden them. I said they will become bolder and kill more with gusto and chest-thumping. I said giving Buhari the presidency was rewarding Boko Haram and teling them "Killing has rewards. When you kill, the more people will bow to your will". Of course Nigeria bowed to their will and elected Buhari, believing by handing power to Boko haram, they will stop. MUMU. People never STOP without a fight. Killers are killers. They are stopped by resistance, not empowerment. Today watch how they come down to the south with pride.

I recently have pointed out that Buhari and APC are being very evil telling you that Boko Haram is defeated. Idiots repeat the claim. I ask for their dead bodies or those captured. I said the word DEFEAT whether on a chessboard or real life must show the head of their leader captured or killed, pawns and officers captured or killed and weapons gotten from them by surrender or forcefully. Buhari and his armies show one dead man and a car and 5 guns and say they have defeated Boko Haram. I asked that Buhari visits Sambissa and even Baga like GEJ and sit in the open. Obama made a broadcast from Afghanistan. That until you walk over the territory of those you fight, you have not defeated them. Today, Ogun, Agatu and Enugu. Tomorrow who

Tomorrow who?

I love you

As an Igbo man ..I am ashamed of the monkey we have as governor in Enugu and Igbo land

No pronouncement from them
Buhari should be the one coming to Enugu not the other way round

God why did you create me a Nigerian ? God pls can you make Biafra real. I am tired of these madness

Human lives are not valued anymore
Authorities lie recklessly
Hospitals and doctors ask for money before handling emergency

Give us a link ..and stop manufacturing stories. are you Lai Muhammed? Oh he is still a muslim

kumakunta:
Why are you people like this, we have had threads on nairaland about muslims guiding Christians when worshiping. A more global example was the one that happened In Mali. The Muslims won't allow themselves to be separated from Christians at a border controlled by terrorists. Hence they were allowed to travel on.
Meanwhile, their security gesture is not needed. They should be more concerned about securing their members.

But Muslims have never reciprocated that gesture

In preparation for the One Year Anniversary
of this administration of Change
*21 Notable Achievements Of President
Muhammadu Buhari
By Hosea Oliomogbe
I am not surprised that President Muhammadu Buhari has achieved so much
since becoming president of Nigeria on May
29, 2015.


Among his visible achievements are:


1. Power has dropped from 5000 MWs in
May 2015 to about 200 MWs in April 2016. 2. Fuel price has moved from N87/litre in
May 2015 to N160, N200, N250, N400, N500
a litre. It just depends on where you find it
to buy.


3. No fuel at most filling stations to power
our generators. 4. Nigerians now lose their jobs in droves as
companies close down due to the factors
listed above.


5. Insecurity has increased with
kidnappings spreading to the Northern part
of Nigeria. 6. Boko Haram has been empowered
through Fulani herdsmen, who now go
around unchallenged with assorted
sophisticated weapons like AK 47.


7. Due to the condition stated above,
terrorist Fulani herdsmen – the militia wing of the nomadic tribe – now kill Christians in
the South, kidnap their elders for ransom,
and kill some as they wish, unchallenged by
our security agents headed by fellow
Fulanis at different strategic levels.


8. The president has not deemed it fit to visit Agatu, a local government area in
Benue State, where about 500 Christian
natives were killed by this same gang of
Fulani terrorists with thousands of them
driven away from their ancestral homes
and their means of livelihood.

9. Since Nigerians have been ruled by the
president’s body language, we have learnt
to interpret same, no one dare challenge or
speak publicly against the Fulani Boko
Haram herdsmen since we do not know the
one that is taking care of the President’s 150 cows, allegedly declared in his assets.

10. Instead of sending the army to uproot
the existence of Fulani Boko Haram
herdsmen from our land as obtainable in
the North East, the president would rather
placate their anger with a provision of grazing reserves all over the South.

11. Our naira become weaker by over
100%. It has jumped from N180 in May
2015 to N380/USD this month.

12. There is hunger in the land. Since an
hungry man is angry man, Nigerians who fought vehemently to vote for Buhari are
now angry with their visibly incompetent
bride. Some them now long for the days of
Goodluck Jonathan.

13. The one sided anti-corruption war is
majorly ineffective. No single person has been convicted. People are only been
arrested and convicted on the pages of
newspapers. Opposition figures have been
clamped into detention by security agents.

14. Impunity has been given preeminence
by the government of the day and the rule of law now relegated to the background.

15. The longest and oldest fuel queues in
the history of our nation. People now park
their cars overnight at filling stations .

16. More Nigerians now trek or use public
transport.

17. The first government to have submitted,
stolen and resubmitted a disorganised
budget to the National Assembly. The only
government that had to wait for the NASS to
repair its budget.

18. All our elections have suddenly become inconclusive with Buhari’s men going from
one polling units to the other with armed
military personnel on election day to ensure
that the ruling All Progressives Congress
(APC) wins. In spite of this, People’s
Democratic Party (PDP) and the people have won more of the elections than APC.

19. No single project initiated in almost a
year. No water, no food, no job, no budget.

20. Eleven (11) months of complain about
what Goodluck Jonathan has done and has
not done enough, with all laudable projects of the previous administration in the
agriculture, aviation, transport, works, and
power sectors abandoned and new one not
initiated.

21. Buhari has been able to make Nigerians
realise that the much talked about APC manifesto was a fluke. There was no
manifesto to govern anybody since they
never expected they would win the
election. Recall Professor Wole Soyinka, who
is not an economist saw how
uncoordinated they have been and suggested they needed an economic forum
to make them come up with at least one
workable economic initiative in place of
present policy somersaults they have in
place.
Hosea Oliomogbe is a member of the Anti- Corruption Network of Nigeria. He is a social
media political activist.

babyfaceafrica:
I don't suport state police,the politicians will hijack that!!!!

Well we have had a kind of state policing such as latsma , kai ,AVS etc

Pejah:


They are discusing national issue ur hear talking trash may be that is what u take before quoting him

I silently and technically ignored him

makzeze:
It wad stolen on amazon street maitama Abuja this evening(26 april 2016). just bought the car.

Mazda 626, 1998 model

chasis no: JMZGF12P201181764

What about the number ..abi the car no get number ...if it doesn't have number .pls forget the car

I am sorry but that's the truth

If it has tracker fine but I doubt

This is a wild goose chase

KinkyAngela:
Retaliate against who? There is a high possibility that those Fulani invaders that attacked Enugu were from either Cameroon or Central Africa Republic. They might probably be on their way trekking back now.

It's confusing

AdoraAmadi:
Nollywood actress Toyin Aimakhu is currently in Rhode Island for an event. Look at the hilarious mess that happened on her IG page after she shared new pictures of herself and her sexy coke figure.

An unbothered Toyin shared more pics though and fans dropped more comments. See them all after the cut.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/04/toyin-aimakhus-fans-roast-her-for.html

One

She is a Yoruba actress not nollywood or whatever
She looks chocked
She looks suffocating
She is funny

Herdsmen: We are surrounded, we need guns!

You might not believe this but the truth is that we are surrounded and we are under siege! May Day May Day! We just need arms not for war but for protections, people have resolved to protect themselves than be sitting ducks for the gun trotting Fulani herdsmen. Theories claim that the herdsmen are the “seemingly and technically” defeated Boko Haram members masquerading as Fulani other theories opined that Fulani has always been warlike taking a cue from the Uthman Dan Fodio days to the fall of Ilorin to Kanem Bornu Empire. One major denominator is VIOLENCE and they come from NORTH of Nigeria. We have seen how Olu Fale has been kidnapped, we have seen the death of King in delta state, we have also seen the kidnap of a reverend catholic priest in enugu state. Agatu killings are still fresh in our memories though we might pretend to forget about Jos Plateau State (Such a lovely place) killings. Citizens have asked the President to declare Fulani Herdsmen a “Terrorist Group” but the Presidency is mute. Maybe because he is a Fulani, maybe because he has been globetrotting, maybe he hasn’t understand the gravity of the killings of the killings, maybe he hasn’t sent an official note to Olu Falae, maybe he hasn’t been around to understand that Fulani is becoming a thorn in the flesh. A lot of maybes if I may say... Insiders close to the decision makers in the Villa say that the presidency is “embarrassed” by his tribesmen. One thing of note is that presidency is quiet and as it looks, he is not in a hurry to make any statement as it regards to this incessant killings by Fulani. Buhari’s silence as it stands now is no more golden. Lai Muhammed was quoted to say that “we are silently resolving the Fulani herdsmen killing.” This lethargic approach to crisis might and will snowball to ethnic conflagration and fiasco. We understand that the federal government has a lot in their hands from Boko Haram in the North, South East secessions, Niger Delta agitation and now roaming Fulani herdsmen killing machine purportedly coming from Nassarawa State.

I had a terrible accident years ago, the reason was that some stray cows that was been herded by the same herders strayed along Lekki expressway corridor. The SUV was a write off, I survived but the herdsmen took off with their cattle. So many people have died and sustained serious injuries because of herdsmen not knowing the difference between a free way and a bush track. Political correctness is pointless here ...we just can't be political correct always. One thing that I have come to realise is that the first law of nature is SELF PRESERVATION. in a nutshell it means that you try as much as possible to survive. Get a gun for protection. How can you see a bunch of herdsmen causing rampage and wanton destruction and you still insist that you want to be a sitting duck? God forbid ...I think to deal with savages and barbarian you have no choice than to be and act like them. We said this last year the called us WAILERS. Today, the herdsmen killing are unprecedented and the government hasn't done anything about it yet the want to aggravate it by ENACTING GRAZING BILL. The good book tells us that the kingdom of God suffered violence and only violence taketh it by force. Do we sit and allow these people take the kingdom of God by violent? Be gentle as dove and wise as serpent that's what we have been told.

That Enugu governor said that we should pray and fast, I think that statement should have made him a candidate for impeachment. Africans and Nigerians have always thought of the miracle as a way to solve things instead o f the empirical. Praying is good but that is not needed at this particular point in time, there must be practical approach to this issue. We tend to forget that the same Bible said that faith without commensurate work is useless. The prayer and fasting here is pointless. The gods cannot do for a man what man can do for himself.

When you deal with set of people that have refused to evolved. I am saying that the herdsmen are stuck between Homo erectus and homo habililis. They have refused to evolve to higher human known as Homo sapiens and sapiens sapiens ...they are trying to grab the concepts of homo habililis. The homo habilis is that pre historic man that is trying to understand the concept of staying in a place thus he started dwelling in caves. The Fulani herdsman have not learnt the act of staying in a place they are still nomadic for heaven's sake and still at savages’ level in this information age. I can't understand the situation where people won't stay in a place to understand the concept of modern livestock rearing.

States government should ban any form of nomadic livestock rearing ...be it goat, cattle , dogs etc

Our representatives should enact gun laws where citizens can buy guns; this is done in developed countries. If you know that I have a well oiled berretta or awesome Israeli Uzi you will think twice before you invade my farm with obsolete Kalashnikov rifle. There must be gun laws. We can copy American or Aussies gun laws. Guns don’t kill people, but people do!

The grazing rights must be discarded; it will be a panacea to ethnic fiasco. From my interaction with the people of the Southern Nigeria, they will not allow their lands to be given out for grazing. They are of the opinion that if you want to do cattle business gets yourself a ranch. The Igbo are saying if grazing rights is given to herdsmen then business and stalls rights will be given to Igbo. After all what is good for the goose is also good for the gander. If you want to rear cattle or any livestock, build yourself a ranch.

Institute a state police, we have seen that federal police isn't well equipped to tackle the new crimes today. The era of baton policing has gone. We need state and county police that understand terrains and cultural nuances of where they are working. Why should state fund police where they can have theirs. We saw how AVS solved kidnapping cases during Peter obi era. We can replicate this across the states.

The northern elites have failed, they have failed to educate their people, they have failed to modernise their people and they have failed to re orient them. I will suggest that the Northern elders should be banned from federal politics until when they put their region in order. This ban would only be lifted when they meet a certain criteria. They are the ones that put us as a country in this mess.

The early we realise that we are under invasion the better for us. agha akpara akpa anaghi eri ngworo. As for Enugu governor he should tender apologies to his people for fasting and praying statement and tell people in a categorical manner what the state intends to do, how they will go about protecting lives and properties and what they have put in place that will avoid a repetition of this killings.

This is madness and it must stop, we have to ensure that this stop. We have to stand in unison against this killing. We must ask questions who are the Fulani Herdsmen? Are they Nigerians? Who and how did they get the sophisticated weapons? Have Boko Haram infiltrated into their ranks? What gives them impetus to kill everywhere? These are the few questions that demand answers. Whose cattle are they herding? I know saying the truth is bitter and also I know saying the truth is akin to treasonable felony in Nigeria but the truth must be said. Failure to heed to this, we will suffer the fate of Ilorin. A stitch in time saves nine.

Udmaster:
The zoning of 2019 VP ticket to South East is an insult to the Great Igbo Nation.
My fellow NdiIgbo, let us teach the ungrateful PDP a lesson in 2019 and stand behind APGA: PETER OBI 2019 APGA. (he is planning to return to the party)
Even if he loses, atleast the Igbo Nation will send out a strong signal that in 2019, We Voted and Stood behind APGA and build our own party.
If we do that, Another strong party will come to woo APGA for a merger.
PETER OBI APGA 2019 For PRESIDENT

Has Peter obi returned to apga


Ndi apali

Don't come and show us some random girls because those girls are not mor girls they are women

We are not decieved

There must be DNA testing if the girls you want to label chibok girls

Oladipupo22:


As I write this, I would not want to waste time because I am presently sad about this!

I went to computer village to buy a phone and I did not just know that I was supposed to buy a headset with the phone! So, they sold me a phone alone and it was without headset!

The annoying part is that, I went there and the guy denied I took the phone with me!

This is very painful I swear

Nairalanders= open your eyes when you buy anything from this evil people in Ikeja Please

Ordinary headset ..what if you were sold phone stuffed with fufu

To be honest, if yoruba boys cant date Yoruba girls and Appreciate them, Is it us that are non yorubas will date them?

charity begins at home. Yoruba have shown us that there women are not wife material from the way they jump to other tribes. I am sorry thats a fact. One even told me they lack cooking skills, only cook ewedu and efo riro.

Well I think he exagerated

obailala:
The last person who manned it was a professor of engineering. When power kept fluctuating erratically from 4000 to 2000 to 4500 to 1000, the learned professor claimed witches and wizards were responsible. Keep blaming Buhari and Fashola

http://www.nigerianeye.com/2013/01/witches-demons-hindering-electricity.html?m=1

An engineer can man legal work but a lawyer can't handle engineering work

When a man, a lawyer is manning serious set of Electrical, Civil and Design engineering why wont the power drop.

This is not the abracadabra that they did in Lagos. This is on a National scale, I think the best thing for the minister is to do the hummable and honourable thing...Which is just resign or throw in the towel. He should go back to what is known for...LAW CHAMBERS

I care about the average mentality of Muslim names like Ganiyat
I care about Women that bear the name Ganiyat acting strange
I care about African Muslims been more Muslim than Saudis
I care about your attitude

Ganiyat72:
Bullshit from a lost fellow........... Smh

The presidency have refused to make any pronouncement on the killing, people are shutting up for the sake of political correctness. People are dying in Uwani Enugu, Agutu dies, Mile 12 and yet no body is giving us any explanation apart from one old imp that is called Lai...he said that we are tackling Fulani killing technically. Can you imagine? A priest kidnapped, a king killed, A yoruba statesman kidnapped yet you are tackling this systematically. I pray we get pass this stage. Has Presidency made any pronouncement on these killing?

People are dying daily! The question is: are these really herdsmen or terrorist masquarading as Fulani Herdsmen? We need explanations here.

I care that we all live
I care that I may get my own place
I care that I might have peace with other tribes
I care for the little girls going to school without them been kidnapped and Islamised
I care that I get to gas station, I buy PMS without wahala
I care that I will walk down the street without having bombed or lynched because of my tribe or religion
I care for Nigeria
I care also for Biafra Agitators( They might be right)
I care for AFRICA
I care for peace
I care about the IPOB
I care about Nnamdi
I care about freedoom of my race
I care about Fulani employing modern mechnised dairy farming
I care about the North showing their people how to reason logically not Islamically
I care about my friend in the West taking us as counterparts not competitors
I care about the Youths that are been divided accross political lines

I care about you all

the presidency have refused to make any prouncement on the killing, people are shutting up for the sake of political correctness. People are dying in Uwani Enugu, Agutu dies, Mile 12 and yet no body is giving us any explanation apart from one old imp that is called Lai...he said that we are tackling Fulani killing technically. Can you imagine? A priest kidnapped, a king killed, A yoruba statesman kidnapped yet you are tackling this systematically. I pray we get pass this stage. Has Buhari made any pronouncement on these killing?

People are dying daily! the question is : are these really herdsmen or terrorist masquarading as Fulani Herdsmen? we need explanations here.

Ndi Igbo..bute nu aku anyi uno...aku ruo uno okwuo ebe osi

This is crazy

Embattled President of the Senate in Nigeria, Mr. Bukola Saraki, has released a public statement online asserting that his prosecution has little to do with the fight against corruption but the desire of his political enemies to cage him. Saraki is facing charges at the Code of Conduct Tribunal (CCT) for alleged false declaration of assets. The case has gone through numerous winding paths as the senate president struggles to halt his trial. A mix of legal and political taints has made this case controversial. But the courts have ruled the senate president has a case to answer. This was according to an Online news website http://itedgenews.com/2016/04/23/4508/



In his recent long letter, well publicized within social media, and which is an obvious response to an earlier article by the publisher of Ovation, Mr. Dele Momodu, asking him (Saraki) to resign as senate president, Saraki says his ordeal is fueled by his political rivals.

About 245 staff hired by the sacked Director General (DG) of National Information Technology Development Agency (NITDA), Mr. Peter Jack, will not be retained. Reason: They were recruited outside of due process and without adherence to civil service procedures, Minister of Communications, Adebayo Shittu, has affirmed in a news item published by Daily Trust. This was gotten from http://itedgenews.com/2016/04/23/no-place-245-hurriedly-hired-hands-nitda-says-shittu/


Inside NITDA, senior officials said the sacked DG ignored a directive from the ministry to jettison the exercise and failed to get due clearance from the Federal Character Commission (FCC) before the recruitment exercise were conducted.


“Everything was shoddily done against laid down principle. The leadership of the NITDA had no authorization to carry out the exercise. Even when it came to the notice of the ministry and the FCC, there were attempts to manage the crisis but the mess was deeper than anyone thought it was. Letters of employment were issued to would-be staff before they were called for interview. When the ministry queried the exercise, the former DG ignored the query and still went ahead to issue more letters of employment. This was the position until he was suspended then eventually sacked. Part of the problem emanated from the absence of a board which allowed the DG to act unguardedly,” said one senior staffer.

LadyExcellency:
I never commented on the Christopher's thread because Biafra agitation is no longer an online thing as your type made people to believe initially.

There is no time 100% of a people will support a course.

Learn to bypass Biafran news and focus on your life dreams by doing away with these unnecessary antagonisms. Nobody is going to forcefully conscript you to serve as a Biafran soldier or sympathizer hence keep calm and watch things unfold.

What's gonna be, will be.

I think that's a better answer

KanwuliaExtra:
No!
IGBO means CROSSING THE RIVER JORDAN TO HELL!

I nor go try am!!!! Lai-Lai!!!!

One Nigeria get limit abeg.

Whatever .....identity crisis is a bliss