₦airaland Forum

Openbusiness:
No malware can bypass my antivirus and no hacker can hack my phone, because I use the best "hackers" in the world to protect it (Bit Defender, Kaspersky, AVG, Norton etc). But what do most people do? They just download rubbish antivirus tools from unknown companies from the apps store, apps that themselves are compromised.

Lool, Jon snow you know nothing
I don't want to start talking about signature based detection vs anomaly based detection, or what obfuscation means.

But then don't argue what you have lil knowledge on. Just know that your antivirus can by bypassed.

Openbusiness:
Smh, Nigerians with their fear fear! Just install a credible antivirus like Norton, AVG, Bit Defender or Kapersky on your phone and computer, put them on maximum security settings and you'll be fine

Just so you know, A well knowledged attacker will bypass your antivirus if he wants to.

Another thing is how often do you update the antivirus.

But just so you know it can be bypassed by a well knowledged attacker

For me
- I switch off my phones on most birthdays to avoid that attention.

- I don't pick unknown numbers on my personal line, if your number isn't saved on my phone you are wasting your time calling me.

- I barely post pictures on social media so as to avoid comments

- I most likely won't be caught in a group meeting except it's something that really suits my interest like tech/finance talks.

Its one of the reasons I loved the Ambience of Radisson Blu, VI as a place to chill. That place ticks all my boxes, cool and serene arena.

I am not a lover of gba gbos hangout areas.

Yonce:
I put my phone on airplane mode and disappear on my birthday for the past two years to avoid sappy "Happy Birthday to you" and the general attention birthdays bring.

I got rid of my roommate so I could live blissfully alone and receive less visitors.

Lool Its glad to know I am not alone, I am always queried why I put off my phone on birthdays

I just don't like that attention.

Reality11:
When I was young, I'll sneak out from the backyard door to avoid meeting with visitors. I'll then watch from a far till they leave.

lol, I did something like this quite close in my early days

But mine was to go under the bed and stay there when my older cousins visited.
I could stay under the bed for hours until they left just coz I wanted to avoid them.

My Mom already knew my shenanigans, so she would come drag me out.

People will still click on links as long as it's well crafted and suits thier interest.

Sadly, You can't do anything to stop that completely.

Something of such is currently appening in my fam

Two girls who lost thier pops sold thier late dad's property for 20m, now the uncles are after the Buyer of the property saying it's an illegal sale. And those uncle's na strong men (if you know what I mean

And iits just to intimidate them because they are girls and have no brothers....

You are even lucky it's your blood brothers, what if years later your Dad's brothers team up and say it's am illegal sale for the kids and they demand a share.

Baba Better allow them sell it, take your share and park.

Offpoint:
How is that me?
why do you have to involve my name?

Lol sorry bro, I didnt know someone with such moniker exist here.
I wasn't referring to you

lastchild:
oga, ask those guys if the girl stays when she discover that this person is broke, she tripped for the guy because she just saw a rich man, once she gets close and discover that this person is not rich she's off while in Nigeria she trips because she saw a man that owns a car, she can drink Garri with you until you sell that car then she's off

This is offpoint.

If she later discovers that he has nothing other than the car is none of our concern.

The point is if you show up with a ride, you are bound to score more chicks way easy, what she discovers afterwards is off point and not peculiar to this study.

lastchild:
you are wrong, it's only in Africa, especially western, eastern and southern Africans, car is not a criteria to get women in Europe nor America

Stop these lies, and go up on YouTube to watch videos of guys who do these videos on How to spot a gold digger.

They rent sports cars (Lamborghini, Ferrari etc) and then try to sway a chick after she must have proven hard to get.

Initially the girl will refuse them but Once the girls see the sports car when they are about to drive away, they don't even think twice, they start acting a lovey dovey.

And yes they are all European and American girls up in the videos, no too dey hype Dem abeg.
Lots of videos abound on YouTube and IG.

It will take extra will for a girl both naija and abroad not to fall for a guy with a Neat classy Benz or say a Lambo.
Don't play yourself!

AgamaProf:
Population growing is not the problem. Has our gdp increased by more than 50 percent in the last ten years?. The problem is about producing more. We are still heavily dependent on oil. Nothing will change if this doesn't change.

You can't throw away the baby and the bath water, Yes GDP may not have done so well, don't forget we have passed through several turbulent times in he past.

The well know stock crash market at about '06 or so and the recently full year recession under buhari. All of which has negatively impacted the economy GDP

Population is one area nobody talks about, we all shy away from it because it can make one seem not to like kids.
However, the truth remains that if we as a nation continue to churn out kids in the way we do, we will only get poorer.

We all know so well leaders will not join hands to create enabling environment or build infrastructure to see a massive GDP spike as all man wants a share from the national cake, until then we have to manage the lesser evil, which is population

You have done well my friend.

Our population is growing faster the GDP qnd that's why we are far off South Africa and Egypt when comparing our GDP per capita..

We need to curb population growth especially in the north if our GDP per capita must improve.

dominique:
It's not only Nigerian music, it's everywhere. It's hard to find a track that lasts longer than 3and half minutes these days

Be specific on the genre.

Lots of Rap songs still go over 3.5minutes, I mean rAp oh not some trashy Uzi vert or Xxtencaion trap nonsense

You can't be bursting 16"s and be going under 3minutes when you need to impress with word play.

it's these slow pokes singing nursery rhymes and feeding off the vibes from Producers Beat that go under 3.

They don't have anything to say, so they mumble words and hope the beat stir people to dance

chigoizie7:
Why do people keep misusing “ I am” as “ am” ?


At 29, you cannot ask your sister to tell you why you cannot date her.


Keep asking Nairaland, later you will call yourself a mature man.

And why are people seeing a 25 year old lady as just a housemaid?

That maid sef de dull ooh, at 25 she is still doing housemaid job. Her only hope in this life is to migrate from housemaid to a housewife.

Girls her age are learning skills to better their lives .

are you aware that some nanny in this Lagos earn 50-60k monthly and still get fed by the home occupants?

they do it for a while save up and start something on thier own

okine4real:
May be I don't understand what you saying, from mine understanding, you saying a house valued at 20M should yield 1M annually and 50M house should yield 2.5M annually. Bro if this is what you saying, then you are very very wrong. Personally I have a two story building of two shops on the ground floor and four block of room and parlor self-contained. Each self contains pays 500k yearly. The shops on the ground floor should yield me like 1.5M to 2.5M annually. From mine calculation in 8 years I should recoup mine money back.

Now if I buy a land in mine area let's say 15M andi want to build 6 flats of two bed room each, each flat would go for 1M annually, meaning I will be making 6M annually. And I should spend may be 40M in building the house, so meaning the house will be valued at 55M. So in 10 years, I will have recovered mine money. The truth is on Nairaland, a lot of people just come talk and believe they know it all, bro you guys don't know what's happening in the real world, Note am not talking about old houses, am talking of new houses, in new houses, there is know smell, nothing like gutter done block, nothing like someone toilet pipe done burst, nothing like NEPA wahala, everybody has prepaid meters, even the borehole has it's own prepaid meter. Bro if the landlord upgrade that house, he can get 1M, the right person will always come to rent the house. Mine one bit

First of all, I know for sure what I am saying both theory and pratical. I said 50m should yield ATLEAST 2.5, ATLEAST is the word and highest 5m.(even the 5m is me being generous because ideally you won't hit 5m, it would max at 4m truthfully)

Secondly that place where you think you can rent 2bdr at 1m per annum, you will not get plot of land there at 15m...I challenge you to mention the place.

If you think you can build a 55m naira worth of property and earn 6m in rent asap, You my friend need to recheck your calculation coz in this Lagos kolewerk!

NB: My debate is on residential building

lool See Vikky my man, I know say u must dey forefront for this kain waka for awka.

uninspired07:
I can’t even date any girl in the same place I work.

How do people do that sh!t?

The OP is playing a losing game as that girl will smash his heart. OP is just an option. I can never give anybody the pleasure to have me as an option, I must always be the “prize”—even if the girl is from the village.

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He already revelaed to the girl that he needed marriage after a few visits, now the babe is using him to play ball....She heard the word marriage and put up the good girl mode and now a brother can't think clearly.

I am sure he can't identify her flaws and see if it's something he can live with, he saw a lady who shares the same interest with him in Tech and felt he had seen an angel.

It will end in tears, lol

You my friend is one desperate Fella!

There is no way you will win over a guy who
- agrees to a no sex relationship
- has houses and cars
- lives abroad
- who has already captured her attention and that of her Mom & Sisters (Dads no get problem)

Bro even your own sister cannot leave such guy, you are fighting a lost cause!

Your emotions are getting a hold of you because you come in contact with her at the office daily.

That abroad guy will beat you to this game bruh, Your heart break is coming soon

He is feeding the desires of the people.

They wanted profanity, he gave them RAW

They all love Yahoo money, he gave them Mompha

Marley is a good Business strategist!

Keep feeding the desires of the people ,lol

When I tell people I don't want a Female child, they make it look I am cruel.

Imagine what a Dad would go through in his mind if he reads his daughter chats like that, he would be torn apart and filled with rage!

I may kill the bastard 27yr old if I lay hands on him.

Discipling Female kids is a tough thing to do in this era as they are so Vulnerable to social vices. This is a clear case of one.

See how a brother is torn between worlds how best he should attack the scenario.

I grew up in a family of transparency, so to family I don't have a problem with that. Atleast make them pray for me to get bigger.

To girls/females/GF : Hell No!

To my tight buddies: If I find you reasonable to talk with, sure why not. We use it to motivate ourselves and plan on za next move.

To my random guy pals: Hell No!

So it depends on who is asking....

Haderonke20:
This is me

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Ronkeee, this early morning you are making a brother stare at his fone .... Open the gates to your DM, I want to tell you something for your ears only

Equity15:
I also thought so too when I first starting teaching. in fact I engage the whole class in reasonable discussions almost everytime they err but it all fell on deaf ears. maybe they aren't used to reasonable discussions as a form of discipline from thier home, I wouldn't know. but I switched to spanking and they've been behaving normal.

Don't mind those fellas. I use to say the same thing too, i would never flog. I would caution them, i would tell them to kneel down i would do this i would d that, baba when I teach for 1year, nobody tell me.

That cane is to reset brains to factory settings

At the start of my Nysc year, I said I was never going to flog any student. I wanted to try this concept of discipline from another angle.

My oh My! Because they knew at first I never would use the cane, they took my class for granted talking at will, then I switched up and unleashed the dragon

I became the most ruthless teacher in school, I didn't talk much, didn't smile much.

I flogged anyone who would cross the line, however at the same time I spent most of my NYSC Alloweee buying gifts for those who would do well in my Test and exams.

Ironically that made me liked despite the flogging, so I will say strike a balance!

dayjeee:
it doesnt work for PES only FIFA it works for

.it works on both...

Give an estimate..

How much would it cost to get a Hacked PS4 with 10games installed on it.

I am tired of playing Ps3

Whether 2 kids oh or 3 kids

whatever' amount you choose, try as much as possible, borrow money, go to God in prayer that he should give you thr financial ability to send your wife overseas during child birth.

The best gift you can give your child now is a foreign PALI.

After secondary school, they will be off to study abroad as citizen with school fees that will be as low as 1/3 if they had come as a Foreigner.

Don't forget what i said, The best Gift you can give your child in today's naija is a Foreign PALI. The opportunities will be open to them there....

I don talk my own

Marriage they say is for the ready.

When you are ready you know with all the fibre in your being, nobody will tell you.

If you feel that you are ready foe marriage, my brother carry go as long as you find a partner who you can TOLERATE and Can as well TOLERATE you. FIRE DOWN!

iamosmania:
Approximately, are they up to 3000 people?

For sure, Eko hotel can take more than that, so for him to take it to Eko Atlantic City means it was far more 3000-5000capacity expectation

Meanwhile don't forget the VVIP who paid 100k individually

demsy21:
Some can call him frog voice, but what they fail to admit, this guy has a style and unique. That's why he stands out in the pool of U.S. great rappers.

Future cannot be classified a rapper. What he does is not in any way Rap.

He is in a world called TRAP

Another trash thrown to the public....