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Very FALSE statistics


https://data.worldbank.org/indicator/SP.POP.TOTL.MA.ZS

Ngozioma:
[color=orange]New world population statistics
Population 7.8 billion people on planet earth.

Women = 5.6 billion
Men = 2.2 billion

So baby-girl, think twice before saying NO to a man.!

Look, of the 2,2bn

1bn are married already

200 000 are in prison and mental institutions

Leaving 1bn , of which 500 million are jobless

5% are gay

3% are Catholic priests

10% are relatives

The remainder have sexual problems most are above 66years.

So my sisters hold on tight to what you have[/color]

You won't marry your mom.

It's the mentality that daughters are property that leads to such a list.

MrTAnonymous:
Oh really? So by paying such ridiculous money to the family all in the name of marriage means I value her?

Voice messages on WhatsAppp

Yes.

Novemberaura:
would you marry a single mom??

be frank!!

Do not badmouth the sexuality of a person in their 40s and above. You too will get to that age. Your sexual needs are not any less valid just because you've stayed longer on this earth.

This same list is reposted every few months.

Men, stop accepting frivolous demands, if dem no gree, waka comot. Traditional marriage is not required by law especially if a third party is trying to frustrate the process.

This is a disgusting and stupid comment.

So what you look for in a wife is "green engine oil"??

Marry your wife for her not her virginity status.

crackhaus:
If she's a virgin and has NEVER kissed, smooched, romanced, or even dated any guy before...then perhaps, maybe just perhaps, her husband-to-be should consider fulfilling those requirements.

But if she's NOT a virgin, and has had relationships with guys in the past who turned her premium green engine oil into a used black... and to make it worse, she's neither a neurosurgeon, a space scientist, a nuclear physicist, an oil explorer, or an astronaut, then fück tha' list mah nigga!

THE NOISE!!!!

andrewmeddy8:
introvert In the house share your worst experience as an introvert.

I knew a foreign person who wanted to know more about Nigeria, I think she was dating a Nigerian guy.

After 2 months, she left all her Nigerian FB groups and quit twitter.

Why?

Every discussion boils down to banging.

Titugirl:
Everything is not about banging

Don't look at it as you doing "her duty", that could breed resentment.

SirMichael1:
Assuptions will get you no where. I cook basic meals, not limited only to white rice and stew, yam, beans, anything porridge, make pounded yam, eba and semo. I only don't meddle with cooking of the soups with her 'cause i'll have to admit, she's the best i've seen.

Now to your assumptive statement, my wife and i have a mutual understanding concerning whatever goes on in the kitchen. She cooks the morning dish and i the evening. I usually pick my daughter off from school, then call my wife if she's closed from work, if she is, then i go pick her too.

I've made it a personal ritual to always cook the evening meals to relief my dear wife of her stress, so as to assist the baby in showering and those kindergarteen homeworks. It has always worked fine with us so i don't understand why you'll make assumptions to just strengthen your non-existantial point(s). Try to be unbias in your comment.

No be me and anybody o biko.

How will I punish myself to make my woman mad??

Hathor5:
I thought you people choose not to eat to control your wives.

What he does/did to his wife is part of the jungle justice culture.

Those boys you will arrange to deal with him have never raped, assaulted or beat a girl/woman??

frozen70:
Really and beating a woman that is his wife and gave birth to his children, is a good one

That man is lucky that I don't know his house

I would have personally arrange it and for the rest if his life, his shoulders will remain hands down

Jungle justice mentality has NEVER helped us in this country.

frozen70:
This one is very simple to handle

Just organise area boys ambush him and beat him to stupor and he will never know the reason why he was beaten

Yo Frozen70, come & see the competition I was talking about.

rawfact:
I was about saying the same to the "Mr Canadian"

Some people will manage to go overseas for higher education or work, maybe courtesy of their family's contribution in Africa; and the moment they spend few months/years over there, they start doing "waka" over the good norms and practices in Africa, claiming better exposure.

While I agree that Oyinbos beat Africans in the area of science and technology, I would always maintain my stand that Africans beat Oyinbos hands down, in the area of family structure and organization, so I agree with you that Ogbeni CanadianNaija needs to shut up keep quiet on this.

Back to the topic, everything about Food Department at home starts and ends with the wife. All that is required by the husband is to simply provide the money, irrespective of the number of people to be served. Any African Lady that is not comfortable with that structure should await the Oyinbo man that would ask for her hand in marriage or google up the likes of CanadianNaija through dating sites.

Something that should excite OP's wife, so much she would call up her friends to come assist her display her cooking skills in such a way that would make her husband stand out (proud) among his friends; turned into a contentious matter. Shakes head. I guess the woman belongs to the clique of feminists who are not excited about kitchen matters because they set out to go compete with gullible men that married them in the first place.

Stop replying.

Post an update!

Have a lovely marriage of mutual respect.

SirMichael1:
Lol. Get yourself out of my thread with your frivolous assumptions. You lot have been constituting nuisance here since this thread made FP. Know when to die a matter. Mtcheew.

These get togethers are good. The expense on food is probably a silent competition amongst themselves.

frozen70:
It's quite stressful cooking especially for crowd

Shopping for the food items is a bigger stress

Beg her to pick someone to shop with her and do the cooking

But my question is,why the cooking, is the economy friendly with you guys in this hard times

You guys should start providing the food by paying a caterer to do the cooking and supply to the house who is hosting the meeting

By the time you guys can't afford it again, the cooking will come to an end

Is it even necessary, or you guys just like partying under the canopy of church ?

There might be more to the story.

She has done it before, while 5 months pregnant see, and he only made the pounded yam. Did she do everything else alone?

Are they in conflict over something else?

bukatyne:
A wife has to be 'begged' to host 20 men in the church once in two years? Is it 'slavery' for a wife to host her husband's guests?

A husband willing to make the swallow and get someone to help?

The husband who knows the way the rotation works should tell his men group to shift it (because his wife would not cook)?

People are throwing protection and love around; what about love, submission, nurturing!?

If clearing the sink is the problem, she cannot cook, serve and tell husbandman he will clear the sink himself since they are his people in jest?

Hmmmmmm!

@OP:

Nice tradition your church has got.

Trolling or not, the comments are appalling.

Ah, is this how you talk to your wife? Is that why she did not want to suffer for no gain?

SirMichael1:
Type in accordance with the outputing rate of your brain. Not slower, not faster, just the equal rate.

You don't know jack shiit about my family. Sit with that and get yourself another thread.

Even if they don't care about their partners, what of the baby?

We need serious re alignment.

Chii59:
I realised it was a good thing I did by refusing to reply to DM from most nairaland guys. Their quality of thought is so poor. So poor.
Someone is extolling the virtue of a pregnant woman breaking firewood at 7. Imagine.

The sad thing is a lot of the police arresting him have done the same. Girls from JSS2/3 start getting pursued by grown men.

Pls stop joking about suicide.

Sarah20A:
I'm literally laughing out my lungs by your level of suicidal thoughts and frustration.

Being an old hag is a full time job or do you think is easy to make a wailer out of a useless piece of rag like you?

Pu.....sssy Nigarr

I will fight with my wife see if she wants to break firewood at 7 months pregnant.

God forbid.

GoodFaith:
She failed as a wife to manage this issue
Lot of great mothers and wives
break fire wood 7 months pregnant
may God bless the hard working women and mother
Some big trouble became big because the wat it was manage
WORDS
How people use change can make thing change from bad to good

Nice.

Men should be more independent. Learn how to cook guys, let somebody's daughter not use cooking to control you.

Hathor5:
I love this thread. It shows how much unpaid work wives perform that their husbands could not afford if they were to be charged.
But some of them will still have the audacity to threaten their wives to send them out of his house.

When elephants fight, the ground suffers.

They should be careful o.

My guess is the first time, she was still new and wanted to be the stereotypical 'perfect' wife. I mean, she cooked virtually alone whilst 5 months pregnant??

There might be more to the story. Does she even like the church?

Chii59:
Don't bother yourself. Op is a stubborn man, and his wife is equally stubborn.
If your woman served them the first time and now says no, and you don't have her mumu button to get her to agree, then their problems goes beyond just cooking.

Show her you can be independent.

Do the cooking yourself.

Or get some people from church to do the cooking with you for less than the caterer. Be careful if it is a woman you get because cooking sometimes brings people together.

A 20 something year old is not a child. She should go away from there before he kills her.

Setting a date that far ahead is a recipe for failure, especially since you seem obsessed. You'll be thinking about it too much and you and her (?) may have high expectations.

Don't do it once and just one day. Let that time together be a weekend so you have enough time to de-stress, calm down and play.

Have fun.

This happens when you think it is a bad thing.

For many people, if and when they break out the mindset, post coitus is the only time you see their true, wide smile.