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Foreign Affairs › Re: Joe Biden Is Cognitively Compromised-- Australia Sky News by crackhaus: 3:37pm On Feb 22, 2021
I only hope Biden will be able to keep his sanity and handle the criticisms that will no doubt be thrown at him for the next four years. cheesy

The major difference between him and Trump, is that the latter was more battle-hardened and will always throw back three punches in response to just one that was thrown at him.

Biden just seems like he will eventually collapse under the pressure of endless shots that'll be coming his way.
Family › Re: Family Man; What Do You Fear Most by crackhaus: 3:08pm On Feb 22, 2021
Blacklion3:
As a family man, what do you fear most?
As a family woman what do you fear most
To be honest, absolutely nothing...

I've made my peace with every possible negative outcome I can think of, and have already put/still putting safety measures in place to limit the shock value should the unexpected occur.
Family › Re: What Do You When Suspecting Your Wife Having Social Media Affair With Another Ma by crackhaus:
Ojoro12:
Mature advice are required for someone who doesn't like checking wife's phone, but suggesting his wife is having late conversation with someone and protects her phone more than before?
Tor... cheesy

So las las, you will now like to check it abi.
Family › Re: My Friend's Wife Just Told Him That Their First Daughter Is Not His. by crackhaus:
My friend has been crying since. The truth is that, he knew from the day the child was born, we have discussed the physical features of the child as against their remaining children. I also suspected, but the love for the girl blinded my friend from taking action from 13 years ago.
How can you help someone who doesn't have the presence of mind needed to make critical decisions for himself?

Assuming this story is true, then that man is a disgrace.
Family › Re: Is Africa Really A Better Place to Raise A Child Than The Western World? by crackhaus: 12:53pm On Feb 22, 2021
descarado:
Oil dey your head kiss kiss
I wouldn't have explained this better.

Sometimes I'm in complete shock on how black man behaves out there. And u are so correct, the northerners dont have time with this nonsense.
The inferiority complex is too overwhelming. More than how an average income earner bows to somebody he assumes or see that's better than him. Or is it our ladies?

In Nigeria alone we are forming team foreign accent.
Gosh.
An Indian, Chinese etc is in far away America still cruising his accent while in naija, I want to speak English more than the queen.

Ogaa o.
Amazing, isn't it?

You'll see a 10year old son/daughter of first generation Chinese, French, Japanese, Thai, or Indian immigrants, speaking their local dialect so fluently... While their 10yr old Nigerian counterparts can't make a complete sentence in Yoruba, Igbo, or Bini, without reverting to English.

And who is to blame for this?
The same immigrant parents who end up complaining of course. Most have the mentality that anything of Nigerian origin is below par and of no significance, so they end up raising children who have been stripped of all cultural, religious, and indigenous values.

The consequence of the above is that it leaves a vacuum in these children, and makes it easy for them to assimilate what we love to call "western" behaviour.
Family › Re: Is Africa Really A Better Place to Raise A Child Than The Western World? by crackhaus: 12:25pm On Feb 22, 2021
tommy589:
Most of those Indians and asians have religions that are indigenous to them. And much emphasis is on sacredness of family, culture and respect in those religion.
Respect starts with good morning greetings with stooping. If this basic foundation is lost mostly we won't get a child upbringing right, irrespective of our location. At least there are reasons we bend sometimes when we shake hands
This.

I believe that as Nigerians, we just love to have it both ways all the time. The same Nigerians who prefer to live a life of unbelief and would rather do away with religions that instill positive values, also turn around to complain that their children are not respectful and well-behaved.

I wonder where these children are supposed to learn good behaviour and morals from when they were not introduced to and made to adhere to any religion that espouses such.
The assumption that just the words and corrections from a parent would be enough to keep a 21st century child in line, is foolhardy.

The real questions should be;
What has a parent taught their child(ren) to believe in?
What higher power do they revere?
Do these children feel obligated to live according to the tenets of this higher power?
Family › Re: Is Africa Really A Better Place to Raise A Child Than The Western World? by crackhaus: 11:32am On Feb 22, 2021
The earlier that you lots get to understand that most Nigerians of southern origins, generally have deep-seated issues of inferiority complex, the faster you'll understand that the western system is NOT the problem at all.

The same way Nigerians migrate, live and raise kids in these countries, is the same way Asians and Middle-easterners do.
Yet for some reason, those races still breed kids that generally adhere to their ancestral lifestyles and overall behaviour in terms of attitude and disposition, despite living their entire lives in western societies.

The difference in the respective outcomes above, is all the answer that you seek.


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And yup, I specifically alluded to Nigerians of southern origins in my first paragraph, on purpose.
There is something about children raised in Islam (the true tenets of Islam) that makes them remain very well-behaved regardless of where they spent their formative years (Africa or the West).



An African friend always argue that kids are better of raised in Africa. He said he'd send his two boys to Nigeria so they'd know what life is all about. I asked him "what life is all about", he said hardship, blackouts, etc. He said kids raised in the Americas aren't respectful and organized cause they didn't suffer.
If anyone said this to me, I would ask him to first go to his Asian/Middle-eastern friends, then ask them what they are doing that makes their own kids respectful and organized.
Family › Re: Should A Lady Share In The Financial Implications Of Her Wedding? by crackhaus: 5:31pm On Feb 17, 2021
Zzor:
Honey moon I guess,stop hiding your marital status, my regards to your wife
Your wahala be like bicycle, kai... grin
Family › Re: Should A Lady Share In The Financial Implications Of Her Wedding? by crackhaus: 5:08pm On Feb 17, 2021
Zzor:
where have you been
Travelling baby, seeing new countries and places...
Family › Re: See How Estranged Wife And Mistress Fight In Dpo's Office While Husband Watches. by crackhaus: 12:52pm On Feb 17, 2021
When two women are fighting like this, na to siddon dey look.

Let them use their artificial nails to scratch themselves if possible.
Family › Re: I Kept All My Money In My Wife's Account, Now There's Problem by crackhaus:
Kelvin30286063:
Well I don't have a side chick but you point is not valid cuz most times she doesn't agree with what I spend money on. Take for instance, I need to take 2 of our 3 dogs for vaccination today, that will cost me about 15k. My wife can't know about that cuz it's unreasonable to her that I'll use 15k to vaccinate dogs. And many other things she complains about. She's very frugal with money. That's a good thing actually but not when it's affecting me.
As for the CBN. I don't want to take risk
And I like women who are frugal, at least to a point that common sense allows, while you're here complaining about your woman.
This life is truly not balanced cheesy

What exactly do you think would be her issue with the vaccination?

Does she have a place in mind where it can be done cheaper, or she doesn't want you to vaccinate the dogs at all?

Your answer will help me determine the true colour of her problem.
Family › Re: Lady Shares Reply She Got From Her Father When She Sent Him A Whatsapp Message by crackhaus: 8:28am On Feb 17, 2021
Funny response... cheesy

But they (grown ladies) should already know that they're a burden to their dads after a certain age... and to make it worse for them, most dads are immune to the manipulations of their grown daughters.

This is the reason why they end up turning to boyfriends/husbands with big, sometimes unrealistic expectations and entitlements.
The things which their dads can not do for them, is what they start expecting from a boyfriend/husband. LOL
Family › Re: DNA Test: A Man Who Never Existed Had A Child by crackhaus: 9:00pm On Feb 15, 2021
Interesting stuff...

I had to go read extensively on this topic because of this.
Family › Re: 5 Nigerian Women Share Why They Regret Getting Married by crackhaus: 8:49pm On Feb 15, 2021
armyofone:
You and I are like the tower of Babel - let us just keep pretending we don't understand each other instead of the usual thingy you are up to that goes on to 25 pages or more on NL grin

I have given you alot na, it remains small you go stop fighting ladies tongue
cheesycheesy
Family › Re: Does My Brother's Wife Have The Right To Walk Me Out Of My Brother's House ? by crackhaus: 8:45pm On Feb 15, 2021
Only people who are possessed with the spirit of witchcraft and afflicted with poverty mentality, will see anything wrong when a woman's BIL goes into the kitchen to cook something for his guest/friend. I said what I said...


In this decade when women are taking charge of industries and big businesses, some are still forming alpha & omega of kitchen matters.
Family › Re: 5 Nigerian Women Share Why They Regret Getting Married by crackhaus: 6:14am On Feb 12, 2021
thorpido:
They always blame others but never themselves.It starts first from the choices you make.How come they never blame themselves for the poor choices.

@Anita says he lied about everything.Isn't it your duty to do a background check on him before saying I do?How come you married someone you didn't know husband family?

If it's so bad,how come there are females who are married and are professors?How come there are married women who are MDs of big organisations?
It's not just gloom and doom.

Plan your marriage well,get a man with a good support system and all will fall into place.We can't have it all, sacrifices have to be made at some point.One thing has to be forgone or delayed for another.

Marriage is never the problem.
Like children...
Family › Re: 5 Nigerian Women Share Why They Regret Getting Married by crackhaus: 6:08am On Feb 12, 2021
armyofone:
See how happy you are eh, women can't be all that bad.

Madam, our sistah is really taking good care of you cheesy

Those ones up there just didn't look well enough or look at the right place. Not all brother Nicodemus are the real deal tongue grin
You sha didn't understand what I did in that my comment, but I'll take whatever you give me... cheesy
Romance › Re: Feminist Hypocrisy by crackhaus: 7:56pm On Feb 11, 2021
BlackMamba69:
Ode ma mi lady yi sha grin
@Crackhaus she can't help but expose her yansh all the time.. the same tactics must surely be used

Calling you "crackhead" - the only person on NL to ever do so.
Crying "Alfa mails" on every gender debate grin
Then, adding childish memes as final seasoning wink
You dey give these insects too much attention I swear...
Romance › Re: Feminist Hypocrisy by crackhaus: 6:15pm On Feb 11, 2021
RisenPhoenix1:
Nice thread bro.

Imo, the best thing to do with feminists is to treat them like the spoiled brat entitled children that they are...pay them no mind. When you find a woman who deserves it, treat her right as tradition teaches us. When you come across a feminist on the other hand, just ignore and delete her from your space. I've never seen a smart feminist, they all tend to be exceptionally dimwitted and not worth arguing with. When they try to argue with you, just remember the proverb about "wrestling with a pig".

Someone here taught me that it's not every woman on NL that a man with self worth responds to. Thank you for the lesson @ crackhaus
Respect bruv... cool
Family › Re: 5 Nigerian Women Share Why They Regret Getting Married by crackhaus: 6:11pm On Feb 11, 2021
Despite all of the true confession in the OP above, what makes me really happy is that none of our wonderful & gracious married ladies on NL has had any regrets about getting married...

Men can't be that bad afterall.
Family › Re: Who Should Apologise First? by crackhaus: 6:56pm On Feb 07, 2021
The person who did wrong ought to apologize first.

NEVER apologize for something you're not responsible for, because that's how one starts losing their sense of belonging.
Doing such may seem like maturity, but don't kid yourself – it will kill your confidence and self-esteem gradually if you keep apologizing when you're not wrong just because you want to seek peace.

The problem however, is that most people (male & female) don't ever realize when they're wrong, they're usually so caught up in their own feelings.

The above isn't a big issue though as long as communication (effective communication) can be established.
This is what will help couples identify who exactly threw the first punch, and then the apologies can start from there onward.
Travel › Re: Any Nairalander In Abidjan? by crackhaus: 11:56pm On Feb 06, 2021
Oladimejiige:
Please , like how much will it cost now to get to abidjan from Lagos by road?
Unless you plan to stress yourself, don't bother until land borders are opened.

You can make it through but be ready to offer bribes and maybe even use alternative routes that are not so convenient, especially at the Aflao Ghana/Togo border and also at the Ghana/Cote d'Ivoire border (passing through Dormaa in Ghana and out at Agnibilekrou in Cote d'Ivoire)
Family › Re: A Generation That Has Built Everything About Itself On Sex Is Fighting Over Dna. by crackhaus: 8:03pm On Feb 06, 2021
Regex:
Whoever we laid with although may seems like we deceived the person into it, wanted to be laid by us.


Paternity fraud no matter how you want to down play it, has always been there since the beginning of time.
Simple, so I don't know why the issue of DNA testing rattles them so much when it should be a good thing for everyone involved.

The writer of the article in the OP should have directed her rage to the scientists who invented the technology. Lol
Family › Re: How Do You Punish Your Wife Without Beating Her by crackhaus: 6:52pm On Feb 06, 2021
angelfallz:
Wisdom would not kill you
At all oo.
Amen, my brother... cheesy
Family › Re: How Do You Punish Your Wife Without Beating Her by crackhaus:
JOBgame:
pls nairalanders what is the rigth way to punish her without beating her
Stop complaining about anything she does anymore.
Let her be!

Everything she does to you, do it right back to her and let her know that you're only doing it because she did the same to you without considering how you would feel.

They hate it when we act like that, will even call you immature/childish, but don't pay any attention to it.
It's simply their way of trying to emotionally blackmail you into stopping.

Continue returning/mirroring her behaviour right back at her.
Family › Re: Paternity Fraud: My Saddest Day In Court by crackhaus: 6:37pm On Feb 06, 2021
joseph1832:
In summary my good friend:

#MenAreScum

Happy New Year.
Happy new year to you too bruv.
Family › Re: 8 Nigerian Women On Their Funniest Pregnancy Moments by crackhaus: 6:33pm On Feb 06, 2021
cafolu:
Oh well, pregnancy has a way of making one sometimes appear and even behave 'not normal' so yes, at the time they probably weren't 'normal'. smiley
Absolutely.
Family › Re: A Generation That Has Built Everything About Itself On Sex Is Fighting Over Dna. by crackhaus:
Paternity fraud did not start today, in fact I'm 100% sure that many men have lived and died at old age without ever finding out that one or more of the children they raised wasn't theirs.

As a matter of common sense, I reckon it would have been so much easier for women back in the days (when y'all claim there was less promiscuity), to engage in adultery, get pregnant and pretend it's for the men married to them and nobody will ever know.

So please, spare us the theatrics.

What is happening now is the same thing that is happening with rape becoming a popular topic. With access to more information at our fingertips, everything can become a trend if enough people on the internet key into it... and we are living at a time where the digital world (internet) is now so powerful that it is responsible for altering what happens in the real world.

Even the promiscuity that y'all blame for most of these occurrences, did not start today either. There have always been promiscuous people, rapists, and of course women guilty of paternity fraud, all through the ages.

One must also not fail to note the role that technology has played in making DNA testing more popular – it is now cheaper and easier to get done, so of course you would naturally expect more people to be interested in it.

The only reason why you women are so restless about it, is because as more stories come out about men who discovered that they are raising bastards, it becomes clear to everyone that women are just as sexually immoral as men, which is really the only thing y'all have held against men since the beginning of time.
The fact that DNA testing proves that women are not the faithful angels they love to portray themselves as, is making a lot of you go gaga.

This is just the beginning sef, and I'm wondering what will happen the day they will have a scientific breakthrough and develop some kind of technology that will help men measure/provide a rough estimate of how many sexual partners a woman has had before them. grin
E clear say a lot of you will just look for caves to go start living in and not want to come out again. cheesy
Family › Re: How To Bleep Peoples Wives by crackhaus: 7:41pm On Feb 05, 2021
4ckTOT0:
one of the women i bleeped actually confessed to this. she said her husband is happier now because she just allows him Bleep her anyone even when she is not enjoying it. she is actually the only one i am really emotional attach too. even when i get married i go still dey Bleep am. as for cash, i give no because they want it. i can decided not to give and everything will still go on smoothly. i have something 99% of the guys around the world dont have. they are actually lucky to have my fat long dick pounding them
LOL grin

Carry go jor, afterall you were not the one who made any vows in front of a pastor/priest to be faithful.
Family › Re: Paternity Fraud: My Saddest Day In Court by crackhaus:
The scene was so moving that everyone in the courtroom, except for Jumoke, joined in sobbing, with some, especially the women, wailing!
Bold text 1: A woman always knows who actually fathered their child, ALWAYS.
She's didn't join in sobbing because she literally didn't hear any news.

Bold text 2: As usual of women, all that wailing was just dramatics for the effect...they ain't feeling shït.
The only women who would feel any real pain and sadness over the news are the man's mother and sister(s).
Family › Re: Our Men Are Gradually Becoming Gold Digger by crackhaus: 7:18pm On Feb 05, 2021
zedegit:
If you can't marry a jobless man, why then should a man marry a jobless woman?
I always love watching them chase their own tails whenever they try to answer this question and convince themselves that they're making sense... especially the ones who call themselves feminists. cheesy
Health › Re: COVID-19: Nine Dangerous African Countries You Must Avoid Right Now - PM News by crackhaus: 6:43pm On Feb 05, 2021
Thankfully, none of these countries formed a part of my recent travel tour... and I'm not looking to add any of them on my next trip.

Oh wait, I am a Nigerian sef... I just remembered angry

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