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Family › Re: How To Bleep Peoples Wives by crackhaus: 6:16pm On Feb 05, 2021
What gets me here is the way you're making it seem like it's a big deal/achievement.

You had sex with a married woman, and I bet you did most/all of the work and pumping. You come even dash small money give the woman husband on top... Kai

My brother, you have lost some money, time, and some of your natural strength and vigor.
What exactly did she lose that wasn't lost on her already? Her dignity? Lol

As a matter of fact, you will do her and her family a favour by this act, because great sex will put her in a better mood... she will be more happy, and like most cheating spouses, she will start behaving extremely well around her husband just to avoid giving him any suspicions that something is amiss – the human subconscious is an amazing machine, isn't it?

The only people who will gain from this endeavour is the woman and her husband las las... A happier family grin
Family › Re: 8 Nigerian Women On Their Funniest Pregnancy Moments by crackhaus: 4:17pm On Feb 05, 2021
descarado:
Crackhaus, I surrender o.
Ejoor cheesy
Hian, shey me and you dey drag anything before ni? cheesy
Family › Re: He Is Your Son, But I Am Not Going For Any DNA Test. Wife Tells Husband(video) by crackhaus: 4:11pm On Feb 05, 2021
Something is definitely wrong with this woman, and something is also wrong with her husband for discussing and arguing the matter with her. cheesy

Go and do the damn test secretly jor.
The only problem with this is he can't use the result in court if it proves he is not the father.

The only test that will be admissible in court is the one ordered by the court, and probably taken at a court-designated test centre.

He should sit down there and be having back and forth... nor go clear your doubt first. grin
Family › Re: 8 Nigerian Women On Their Funniest Pregnancy Moments by crackhaus: 9:00pm On Feb 04, 2021
descarado:
Sand has some macro nutrients na. I don't keep down anything and losing electrolyte like shit cos of vomiting.
Wahala grin
Family › Re: 8 Nigerian Women On Their Funniest Pregnancy Moments by crackhaus: 8:59pm On Feb 04, 2021
descarado:
Who knows cheesy
Maybe...

Just leave women alone. You have one in your house already. We are in this shit together cheesy

I agree, some do exaggerate but some are real.
And single mum's do have cravings.

Just don't understand what the argument was for.

Pregnancy is what a man can never carry. You guys should allow women do their thing in peace. Wish it's something a man can carry, so we can rest.
Who follow una dey argue ke cheesy

Did you see me argue? I drops my comment and I moves...
Family › Re: 8 Nigerian Women On Their Funniest Pregnancy Moments by crackhaus: 9:59pm On Feb 03, 2021
armyofone:
Interesting - thank God for mama. Nine months feeding the baby's cravings isn't a joke.

Crackhaus and Risen.Phoenix1 are the type that while inside mom's belly, suffered her to crave for something so badly!
Now see them undecided grin all posh and acting like butter didn't melt in their mouth grin
Na me and you be dey there together na.

Even before I was formed, you knew me... grin
Family › Re: 8 Nigerian Women On Their Funniest Pregnancy Moments by crackhaus: 9:55pm On Feb 03, 2021
descarado:
Thank you. No need typing anything again kiss

I was eating sand at a point. I mean, that type used in building cry
Like 2 months after giving birth. All my pregnancies.
If I remember that now cheesy
So if we are to go by what some of your species have said here about how cravings are what your body needs for nutrition, which class of food is sand? grin

See, this shiit is not normal... cheesy
Family › Re: 8 Nigerian Women On Their Funniest Pregnancy Moments by crackhaus: 9:50pm On Feb 03, 2021
descarado:
Don't worry, it will reach your turn.
Life na turn by turn o.

These kind of things usually come to people like you.
My brother is a perfect example cheesy
How many times you want it to reach my turn? cry
Family › Re: 8 Nigerian Women On Their Funniest Pregnancy Moments by crackhaus: 7:44pm On Feb 03, 2021
mariahAngel:
Oh my! My poor heart is so broken, I can't breathe! sad

Well, best of luck to her because she's going to need all the luck in the world to get by.
Lol grin
Family › Re: Comedienne, Emmanuella Buy Herself A Brand New Lexus LX570 Jeep-photos by crackhaus: 7:40pm On Feb 03, 2021
Dem say Emmanuella bought the car, but slay queen nor gree us to see her well for the pictures...
Family › Re: 8 Nigerian Women On Their Funniest Pregnancy Moments by crackhaus: 12:08pm On Feb 03, 2021
mariahAngel:
Of course, you can see yourself typing something like that...only say you dey learn work where Risenphoenix dey.

At least, you're a tiny bit considerate.... sometimes
Stop toasting me, I'm a married man. grin

I am very inconsiderate, all the time please... Lol
Family › Re: 8 Nigerian Women On Their Funniest Pregnancy Moments by crackhaus: 12:06pm On Feb 03, 2021
RisenPhoenix1:
Don't you just hate it when people try to play a fast one on you?
There is no physiological, anatomical or biochemical explanation for the pregnancy cravings that women supposedly get. Personally, I believe in science. I love science. As long as there is no satisfactory scientific explanation; and there currently is not; I'm taking any such stories with a big pinch of salt; in fact, a big bag of salt.
Lol.. grin

It's been an interesting read so far, but I hope you were not expecting any female (here for that matter) to admit that they do exaggerate their pregnancy cravings especially when/if they know that someone around is going to give two shiíts.
Hell will freeze over before that happens nau cheesy

The simple point which you've stated already was clear enough. Just remove the husband, dear friend, close colleague, or anyone else they feel they could very easily convince to do what they want, from the equation, and you'll see that there's not much to these cravings afterall.

It's mental (pun intended).
Family › Re: 8 Nigerian Women On Their Funniest Pregnancy Moments by crackhaus: 11:48am On Feb 03, 2021
LOL, there's no way this is normal... No way!!!! cheesy
Family › Re: Man Breaks Up With His Wife After Her Mum Refused Him Access To Their Children by crackhaus: 5:04pm On Feb 02, 2021
I don't know the full story, but I am going to take a guess...

The mother in this story has no husband in her life.

Probably raised her daughter as a single mother.
Family › Re: 8 Nigerian Women On Their Funniest Pregnancy Moments by crackhaus: 4:51pm On Feb 02, 2021
RisenPhoenix1:
Actually, I'm very kind and empathic. I just have a phobia for being scammed. And I don't like it when people pretend to me as I don't ever pretend to people. Maybe you could say I'm exceptionally mistrustful, especially of the women folk, but that's because over time, I've learnt from experience that they pretend a lot, even when they are outwardly angels; and even when there is no actual need to do so.

For example, what you just said to me, not only do I not find it offensive at all, but I actually appreciate it, because insulting as it is meant to be, I know it's what you truly believe about me, erroneous as it is.
Lmao... cheesy

No wonder she once accused you of being me, or is it I of being you. Lol

I can actually see my fingers typing something like this.
Family › Re: 8 Nigerian Women On Their Funniest Pregnancy Moments by crackhaus: 4:45pm On Feb 02, 2021
Amaka, 31
When I was pregnant I could only eat food with a small spoon. When my husband brought me indomie with a fork, I started crying. I told him that he didn’t love me and I threw the indomie at him. Now, I can admit that I was being a bit dramatic.
Okay this was a little bit extra... Scratch that, this was a whole mile of extra.

What was she thinking?

Seems to me she had been nursing grudges and then found a way to use her silly cravings as an excuse to act. grin

I don't believe a lot of these women are normal... this isn't even a misogynistic thing to say, it's just obvious.
Family › Re: Judge Discovers 3 Of His Kids Do Not Belong To Him by crackhaus: 12:49am On Feb 02, 2021
Fahdiga1:
To my fellow men. since this vagina people have decided to torment us with paternity fraud, let's make use of the DNA test without thinking twice to ascertain the true identity of our children
This must be a modern iteration of one of my favorite African proverbs:

Since hunters have learnt to shoot without missing, birds must now learn to fly without perching.
Family › Re: Domestic Violence Is Not Gender Specific by crackhaus: 12:29am On Feb 02, 2021
Beautifully written piece here... cool

I particularly like the fact that you emphasized usage of the phrase 'domestic violence' instead of 'gender-based violence', which is what many of these gynocentric organizations love to call it.

It is purely a lame attempt when they use wordplay to try pushing the narrative that women are the only victims of domestic violence. They also always fail to mention that even when women were the victims, a good number among them were equally the instigators.

When you go to a gun fight armed with a knife, expect catastrophe.

Just being the physically weaker person does NOT automatically make one a victim, the ONLY exception to this is when it's children involved.
Family › Re: Christianity Is Anti Modern-feminism And Red Pill by crackhaus: 1:23pm On Feb 01, 2021
angelfallz:
Some Men also project women as angels, in fact some men are ready to fight you if you dont agree with them that woman are angels.
They don't know any better.
Family › Re: Christianity Is Anti Modern-feminism And Red Pill by crackhaus: 11:47am On Feb 01, 2021
livingchrist:
It is all a lie, humans male and female are equally corrupt and there can never be a better society built by humans it's all deception.
The earlier people will understand and make peace with this, the better for everyone.

There's no innocent gender, and I always find it funny when women project themselves as some sort of angels - makes me giggle nonstop.
Family › Re: Men Should Prepare Themselves To Handle Women Who Are Over 40 by crackhaus: 11:00pm On Jan 31, 2021
Jeboy:
When some Women turn 40 or 50 years, something major shifts in their personality.

They become bolder, more rebellious, more religious, more focused, more opinionated and more emphatic about what they want.

Don’t be surprised when a previously obedient and submissive Woman on turning 40/50 changes completely.
Most especially when she had given birth to Children.

At this age, she may not go with the flow anymore, she may begin to ask some questions :
- Is sex food?, Query some of your instructions;
- Even the way you behave.

She will also become more outspoken and will not be afraid to speak her mind.

If care is not taken, you may have to do for yourself :
- The laundry
- Preparing food to eat,
Because it might take her more time before responding to your request.
There is absolutely nothing here that has anything to do with age. Any female behaving in manners such as these simply has a bad character.

There are females of all ages who I've seen acting like this... and to be honest, it's more common with younger women than those in the 40-50 age bracket.
Family › Re: Christianity Is Anti Modern-feminism And Red Pill by crackhaus: 10:27pm On Jan 31, 2021
bukatyne:
2. Modern Pop ....... Out of the window. Any Christian teaching classified as 'modern' is off the mark! The Bible has not been updated so where are they getting their modern from? There are basic tenets in Christianity about marriage, sex, male/female relationships, dressing etc.
This is quite funny, so accurate, and yet still truly devastating, all at the same time. grin
Family › Re: Christianity Is Anti Modern-feminism And Red Pill by crackhaus:
bukatyne:
@bold: funny, they are two sides of same coin o jare.

1. @ bold: a major problem. Jesus the Lamb/Shepherd is easier to 'picture' aka anything goes than Jesus the Lion/Lord who threw the traders out of the temple and cursed the fig tree.
Before nko...

Anyhow, I personally like TRP just for the fact that it makes feminists very restless cheesy

Anything that's a thorn on the flesh of pseudos, SJWs, and the few true feminists themselves, is okay by me. grin
Family › Re: Christianity Is Anti Modern-feminism And Red Pill by crackhaus: 5:30pm On Jan 31, 2021
I'm only here to count the number of people who will pick one philosophy over the other - they are/will be the truly confused and insane people. grin

If TRP is bad, modern feminism is equally bad.
If modern feminism is bad, then TRP is equally bad.

Two sides of the same coin, is what they are... no more, no less.

It's either everyone on both sides stay mad together, or everyone becomes sane together. cheesy

I'm not interested in bringing Christianity into the discussion because not everyone identifies as a Christian, and even among those who do, it's only a minute few that adhere to it in the way it's meant to be adhered to.

Modern feminism and TRP are purely social issues the way I see it, not religious issues.
And again like I noted before, you simply can't hate one and love the other because that would definitely make you a misandrist/misogynist depending on which side you belong.
Family › Re: Kamala Harris: Why The Idolization? by crackhaus: 6:14am On Jan 27, 2021
mariahAngel:
I see someone who's void and unhappy behind this monicker.
Someone who's lost all hope and feels worthless!
Someone who's consumed by hopelessness!

I'm telling you this now; unless you desist from troubling those who have never troubled you, you will never cease to be troubled.
You will never be happy and at peace.
The trouble you cause one person shall be multiplied by a thousand and returned to you. So, as much people as you trouble, it all shall be multiplied to you.
You will continue to be restless.
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Family › Re: I Caught My Wife Aborting Another Man's Pregnancy - Sterling Bank Manager (pix) by crackhaus: 6:40am On Jan 26, 2021
armyofone:
You done bring your own over interpretation come!

How do you define a defective woman? attitude wise? Do you have the best attitude as the husband?

Defective in what year 1-5 or year 10-20 ?

There are stuff I bought that are defective and I don't return. No big deal.

Doesn't matter how much you paid or not pay. As an adult, use the court system to divorce.

How are you - Happy New Year cheesy
I sha answered your question, yet you don begin dey stone me with plenty counter questions. grin

Let us go and ask the man that returned his wife why he did not make use of the courts, or how his wife is a defective product from her manufacturers cheesy

Happy new year to you too...
Family › Re: I Caught My Wife Aborting Another Man's Pregnancy - Sterling Bank Manager (pix) by crackhaus: 9:53pm On Jan 25, 2021
armyofone:
How do they even return an adult married woman and her properties to her parents ?

Nigerian men sef!!
This is what happens when an adult woman was 'purchased' in the first place.

It's just a gesture, kind of like how you would return a defective product you bought.

The only difference is that with women, you don't get a refund or replacement.
Family › Re: Kamala Harris: Why The Idolization? by crackhaus:
mariahAngel:
Leave messenger, consider message.

One of your very few virtues: you no dey lie!

I know right? Y'all wish you met her first right? cheesy

I bet the married men here wish their wives were like what she portrays; "the most perfect of all women"...e go shock una!
grin

Good morning Clyde!
If only you knew how many times I stayed up at night reading her comments and wondering how lucky I'd have been if she was the one in my life. Hot damn! grin

That would have been something, wouldn't it? embarassed

Do you know I once searched her up and found her on Facebook a long while back? Just to get a better idea of the person she is... and oh dear, I was not disappointed... cool

It's not everyday one encounters someone (a female for that matter) who thinks, presupposes, and puts forward her opinions well outside the limitations of her emotional boundaries... something which for example, you're finding very hard to do in your responses to me.

The fact that you can't detect the envy, jealousy, and insecurity emanating from your comments, but can quickly suggest what you think men here may be wishing for, or how her "most perfect of all women" persona extremely bothers you enough to be concerned that men here may be fawning over her – are all pointers to the fact that you're completely detached from all sense and logic.

And yes, I don't lie... One thing you definitely got right about me.
This is why you MUST read my comments over and over again, then do some introspection by following it up with these questions:

1. Why am I bothered about what Bukky portrays?
2. How does it affect me if Bukky has men wrapped around her fingers?
3. This electric shock that is coming, if it does come, what difference will it make to me?

There's more, but start with these first...

I have a strong feeling that by the time you get to number 3, you may have finally gained some self-awareness and taken cognizance of the idea that there is insanity lurking around when you harbour thoughts and make insinuations about people on the internet whom you don't know, never met and probably never will... grin
Family › Re: Kamala Harris: Why The Idolization? by crackhaus: 7:29am On Jan 23, 2021
mariahAngel:
Nah! You wrong about that "Clyde"
Your "Bonnie" might be cunning, but I'm discerning!

Nobody can rope me into their games and manipulations without my permission!

[s]Let me share a piece of advice with you since I'm feeling quite generous: In relating with people, don't get carried away with their seeming "charm", take your time to study them closely to know the kind of person they are and what they're capable, so that you don't fall into their games.[/s]

What most of you men on Nairaland (if not all) is yet to realize is that Buka has y'all wrapped around her little finger. That's right! grin grin grin
How your own take bad pass be say na for waist she tie you! grin

...and the best part? It's that y'all don't even know it and might never do! So, the joke is on you Clyde! kiss
See where pikin come sit down begin give advise to her elder.
I can't laff cheesy

@bold, you are so right on that and that's how I like it... cheesy

I mean, be honest... ain't it so much better being tied to the waist of someone quite extraordinary like Bukky, than being associated with/tied to ndi paper feminists and SJWs dem? grin
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Family › Re: Kamala Harris: Why The Idolization? by crackhaus:
mariahAngel:
Abi?

Na person wey no know Bukatyne go play into her games.
She tell you say she no know wetin she dey do when she go create this controversial thread? She wan use people shine as usual na, come still jam people head together, then you go come play your own part with am by pouring fuel with your side-talks.

I say make I kukuma dey entertain myself....with guguru smiley
Yea yea, she my Bonnie and I'm her Clyde. That be how we roll o'er here, you filli me? cool

However, I didn't need to do anything impressive or "pour fuel" (in Mariah lingo), did I?

Bukky has successfully put you all on a rollercoaster and has y'all locked in gordian knots of your own making trying to convince and outdo yourselves with self-defeating arguments.
She did all that on her lonesome no less, and to make it all the more hilarious for me, a simple valid point was made clearly in her OP that doesn't need too much deliberating... cheesy


bukatyne:
Question: In this election and position as VP, what was Kamaris' achievement to warrant the near idol status she has received?
I will close this thread for you Bukky, gimme one minute... grin

The answer to your very notorious question is, she is black, of immigrant parentage, and she is a woman – all of which are biases that were strong enough to get the votes needed to boot Trump (widely paraded as being anti-black, anti-immigrant, and anti-women) out of the white house.

In other words, Harris was/is the perfect poster-child, out in full-force to prove that every/any thing Trump stands for is wrong. She was simply a strategic pick, a vote generator for democrats, the perfect mannequin... no more, no less.
Her selection has absolutely nothing to do with her achievements.

If we are to go head to head VP for VP, Mike Pence has a much more impressive political resumé than Kamala Harris can dare speak of... and if it ever came to it, he would seamlessly assume the post of president more fluidly than she ever could.

Fück, what am I even typing? I am going too far...

Elizabeth Warren (also a woman) who was in the contest to be picked for the position of VP, was already slaying in academia and influencing public policy when Harris was still sneaking around smoking weed in college.

But of course, Warren would have been a terrible pick 'vote-wise' considering the mood of the nation at the time, because of her gender-race (white woman)... and there's also the fact that she had no immigrant story to sell.

Just being a woman is not enough to amass votes... at least not yet, they have finally learned.
If it were, Hilary Clinton would have been tenant at the white house in the last four years.

Kamala Harris' achievement as far as this election was concerned?
No more than being black, being of immigrant parentage, and being a woman...

I said what I said. grin
Family › Re: Woman Laments As Husband Of 17 Years Impregnates, Weds Ex- Staff's Sister (Pix) by crackhaus: 7:00pm On Jan 22, 2021
RisenPhoenix1:
A man has the right to marry any number of women, as long as he can provide for their upkeep. Where he went wrong was the secrecy. He should have made his intentions known.
Simple.

His behaviour now makes him look like he's aware that what he's doing is wrong.

Stuff like this (marrying a second wife) should be done with full chest...
Family › Re: Kamala Harris: Why The Idolization? by crackhaus: 6:08pm On Jan 22, 2021
bukatyne:
undecided
LOL... cheesy

It's enough to be confused

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