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Romance › Re: Lady Knelt Down To Take Her Proposing Ring by crackhaus: 10:41pm On Sep 23, 2020*

simplepee:
Nonsense and ingredients. It doesn't make her a good wife, yoruba will say 'ikunle o kii se iwa'

Yup, same way a man kneeling to propose to you, doesn't make him a good husband either – but we all like what we like, and that photo above is absolutely what I like.

So I guess that's that.

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Romance › Re: Lady Knelt Down To Take Her Proposing Ring by crackhaus: 5:25pm On Sep 23, 2020

She's definitely not a feminist, that much is certain.

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Family › Re: Nigerian Men Talk About Vasectomies by crackhaus: 5:06pm On Sep 23, 2020

armyofone:
Let's work on this ya fear

It's a healthy fear, I'd rather not work on it.
I want to go to the grave with this fear. I and this fear can make eternal love for all I care. grin

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Family › Re: Nigerian Men Talk About Vasectomies by crackhaus: 5:03pm On Sep 23, 2020

armyofone:
Kids first then clip next. Will you do it ? Don't worry as I can use non silver clips gold your clipping material preference, i see - you got it.

NEVER!!!

If you like use diamond clips cheesy

Family › Re: Nigerian Men Talk About Vasectomies by crackhaus: 4:53pm On Sep 23, 2020

armyofone:
He is from another planet and can even self clip
As for you my friend, i can help you. First is to take away your fear, make sure there are enough cognac / Dom Perignon, suya etc, scissor and some wipes.
Got to alleviate that fear and tight hold you have on the balls

Has he done it? This is what I asked...not if he's from Saturn. cheesy

As for me, all the way to hell with this vasectomy nonsense mehn. The cognac/dom pérignon and suya, I can definitely have, good vibes... But the moment I see anything shiny with blades like a scissors getting too close to my nutsack, I'm busting heads. No time.

The thread even made me discuss the subject with someone today, thank goodness we are on the same page – well, she had no choice but to just stay on the same page because I AIN'T EVER GONNA, read that twice. grin

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Politics › Re: Regina Fani-Kayode: I’m Still Married To Fani-Kayode by crackhaus: 11:15am On Sep 23, 2020

Neddstark:
This woman is rare. On her social media page, she even has images of Precious and her kids.
Women, it is high time you realize, Men are very Polygamous beings. You who thinks you have a caring faithful husband. Hire a professional to trail your man while you hack through his conversations, the truth will be broad to see. This is simple biology. The deek wakes up strong every morning. Do you women wake up wet or get wet like three times a day?

Lol, Fani-Kayode has money and popularity. It's not unusual that she has nothing against him being polygamous.

Even with all this crisis and speculation regarding his character, another woman will still marry him if he proposes.

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Family › Re: Court Dissolves 21 Year Marriage Over Wife’s Refusal To Cook For Hubby /kids by crackhaus: 11:03am On Sep 23, 2020*

Lol, he's a very patient man.
He was able to continue living with her for a whole two years despite the fact she was not cooking for the children as well.

Is that not witch behaviour like this?

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Family › Re: A Man Order By The Court To Pay His Wife #500k After Giving Her A Slap by crackhaus: 10:48am On Sep 23, 2020

While I question the authenticity of this story, there's a simple solution nonetheless – pay the 500k and be done with the marriage.
This is not something to be deliberated over.

He also said he don't mind paying the money but he cant cohabit with that woman anymore.

Simple!

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Why Trump Will Beat Biden by crackhaus: 10:27am On Sep 23, 2020

Minsk24:
Yes that's true... I'm a big fan of Beijing and i support their investments in Africa... My problem with China is that they are not interested in human rights and if they become world power... They wouldn't care about interfering in other country's internal affairs.. Then Africa will continously be held hostage by corrupt leaders... See the effect of US and EU's threat on Nigerian leaders regarding the Edo elections... China is not interested in such matters, thats why we still need the supremacy of the US for now

Isn't this supposed to be a good thing?

And about China not being interested in human rights, who told you that? CNN? Lol

Does the same CNN also tell you that Americans don't care about the rights of Black people, which is why they keep shooting them on the streets over nothing?

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Family › Re: SEE REASON why Nigerian men wunt even consider Vasectomy Now Or Later?? by crackhaus: 10:20am On Sep 23, 2020

Timekeeper:
Men, do u see yourself going through knife and scarpel bcox u want to do family planning?

Women, would you advise your husband take a surgery rather than you?

See funny reaction from men on nairaland

This is the Funniest comment ever . Nice one crack haus

Lol, those niggaz be tripping... grin

They should go and ask their dads & mums how they were able to prevent themselves from giving birth to a community without snipping, tying, or cutting shit grin

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Family › Re: Nigerian Men Talk About Vasectomies by crackhaus: 10:15am On Sep 23, 2020

armyofone:
Just a little clipping o carry baby for nine months and let it pass the tiny hole then come talk

Mehhh...
Has your hubby done it? grin

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Why Trump Will Beat Biden by crackhaus: 8:59pm On Sep 22, 2020

armyofone:
Don't you think what China is doing now in Africa is the same as what the once emperors did in Africa and to Africans ?

Lol, what is China doing in Africa that can be measured on the same scale as what the imperialists have done?

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Why Trump Will Beat Biden by crackhaus: 3:30pm On Sep 22, 2020*

Minsk24:
The major reason why everyone still wants USA at the top is because its a democratic country.... China And Russia are dictatorships and its dangerous if any of them take charge...
The American Empire has done well despite their evils and i hope their reign continues...

Well China and Russia with all their dictatorship has/did not put Africans in chains and transport them across the seas, unlike the American empire.

But we watch... cool

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Family › Re: Nigerian Men Talk About Vasectomies by crackhaus: 3:18pm On Sep 22, 2020

Mehn fück this shit, no scalpel or surgical knife is going anywhere near my balls.
https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/Sv5FjBi.gif

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Family › Re: Is There Anything Wrong If I Don't Cut My Little Baby's Hair by crackhaus: 2:57pm On Sep 22, 2020

Lol, do you plan to lock it?

If that's not your intention, then you'll still have to cut it. Doesn't matter how long you delay.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Why Trump Will Beat Biden by crackhaus: 2:49pm On Sep 22, 2020*

Minsk24:
Your intelligent post is an example of why I love Liberals...
China will surely take advantage of a divided USA....
The crumble of Empires start with internal divisions...

And this is a problem because?

Before the US, there have been other countries/empires that have been the leading world powers – France has enjoyed that privilege, so has Britain, Italy, Spain... And if we were to go further back in history, even some middle-eastern countries have been there
eg Ottoman/Turkey, Persian/Iran. Not forgetting Egypt as well.

The US is not meant to be the most powerful country on earth forever, it has never worked that way – there have always been a time and season for different empires/countries to become the most powerful in the world. No single country should occupy that position for eternity.

The only reason why people like you see any threat to American leadership as dangerous, is because you were born at a time when the US was in charge and have known nothing else. But be rest assured, the US will cease to be a world power one day whether we like it or not – it may not even be China that takes over, could be Russia, could even be NK, and it may not happen in your lifetime...

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TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: Ozo Hugs His Mum; Reunites With His Family After Eviction (Video) by crackhaus: 2:19pm On Sep 22, 2020

Viruscorona:
Mummy missed her boy... but I'm sure her boy is missing nengi... and nengi might be missing kiddwaya... and kiddwaya is busy fvcking Erica

Lmao... Circle of life cheesy

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Politics › Re: El-rufai: Most People Think Governors Are Thieves by crackhaus: 2:07pm On Sep 22, 2020

Nasir el-Rufai, governor of Kaduna state, says many people believe governors are corrupt and ineffective.

But is there any lie here Mallam el-Rufai? Any lie?

Family › Re: If This Is How Women Smell I Don't Think I Can Live In Same Room. by crackhaus: 2:01pm On Sep 22, 2020

fineboynl:
look at the text message I sent to her. Anyhow she take it. Na she come know. But I really don't want her here again. Maybe we can meet at hotels.

https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/str.gif

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Family › Re: Groom’s Dad Interrupts Wedding, Confronts Son About Bride + ‘video’ by crackhaus: 1:41pm On Sep 22, 2020*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFth4gXI9Bo

This was some funny stuff... Especially the commentary by the guy analysing the video.

If a father is the one telling his son not to marry a chic, that son better realize there's a very good reason...lol.

This one is not the usual mother versus girlfriend/wife issues where one could easily chalk it up to women drama and simply overlook it. grin

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Iran Could Have Nuclear Weapon By End Of 2020 As Regime Works With North Korea by crackhaus: 4:00pm On Sep 21, 2020

No issue here... whether the news is real or fake, doesn't matter.

Every country has a right to defend itself.

If the US can have nukes, why can't others..

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Family › Re: If This Is How Women Smell I Don't Think I Can Live In Same Room. by crackhaus: 3:58pm On Sep 21, 2020

fineboynl:
what are you trying to say

That you mah nigga are a funny nigga, your threads are steady mad grin

Lemme give you an advise, and it's seriously from the bottom of my heart grin

– just let that chic go and get someone else to keep you company abeg.

She's not your girlfriend, neither do you intend to get serious with her.

I don't believe that a clean/neat woman will not know if she has an odd smell down there, so yea she is DURty...no argument, let's be honest.

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Family › Re: If This Is How Women Smell I Don't Think I Can Live In Same Room. by crackhaus: 3:30pm On Sep 21, 2020

Lol, I can't... I just can't with this guy cheesy

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Family › Re: Man Marries His Own Mother-in-law After Divorcing His Wife Of Eight Years by crackhaus: 3:26pm On Sep 21, 2020

bukatyne:
Maybe culture and religion. Not that two siblings isn't wierd to me however, I understand that they are from same source.

Parent and child is sleeping with the source and the offspring.

The body that produced the seed and the seed:

It is even cursed.

Lol, okay.

It's the biblical injunction against having sex with both mother and daughter you're working with.

Family › Re: Family: Why You Never Hit A Woman. by crackhaus: 3:15pm On Sep 21, 2020

mariahAngel:
Heyiiiii!

You wan go teach am how to be bad abi?

Before the guy go come out from your tutorials, he go don turn full fledged redpiller... abi na wetin dem dey call am sef

Ehn?
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Family › Re: Family: Why You Never Hit A Woman. by crackhaus: 3:03pm On Sep 21, 2020

descarado:
Not related to the topic.

Do you know that I was monitoring Edo election live yesterday at work? I can't believe I did that
Have never bothered myself with elections in Nigeria before.

Lol, the following was massive.
I noticed this as well at least with people who could understand the underlying factors that were really at play. cheesy

It wasn't just the usual PDP vs APC affair - it was more about a battle of wits between some of the people involved, it was also a way to prove that the factionalization inside the APC which will make them lose the presidency in 2023 is very real... then there's also the statement that was sent to bourdillion himself.

Even Lagos PDP is now bragging they have the firepower to send Tinubu into retirement in 2023 cheesy

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Family › Re: Family: Why You Never Hit A Woman. by crackhaus: 6:18pm On Sep 20, 2020

LtCZAR:
I didn't see anything.

Oga please send me a PM from your end then. I just hope you're not here catching cruise.

Family › Re: Family: Why You Never Hit A Woman. by crackhaus: 3:33pm On Sep 20, 2020

LtCZAR:
Am not asking how to beg a woman. I only told the world, am sorry for hitting my wife.

As for work, if I see anything that would make my time Worth while I would do. Legitimately

I see

Check your inbox first

Family › Re: Family: Why You Never Hit A Woman. by crackhaus: 2:22pm On Sep 20, 2020

LtCZAR:
@crackhaus

My begging her not to leave, is to fulfil all righteousness.

Her father is not in support of this her character.
Her family are trying to talk to her but she is stubborn.

My only regret is hitting her.

Abeg, am an IT SUPPORT SPECIALIST, if you have any job for me, please help out oooo.

You have it backwards.

In this case, helping her pack her bags and baggages is exactly how you will fulfill all righteousness.

But one problem at a time, is it work you want or how to beg woman?

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Family › Re: Family: Why You Never Hit A Woman. by crackhaus: 2:17pm On Sep 20, 2020

LtCZAR:
I have never felt this depressed in life before. I don't feel like eating or I just 3 declofenac tablet now, if I can sleep but not working.

Thank you all for all you have said.

Na so, why not just take sniper?

If I were you (God forbid), I'll let her go to her parent's house. Perhaps her father will be in a better position to reset her brain since you have lost all your cojonés.

I don't see how she's gonna stay at her dad's house, keep going to clubs and returning home late at nights – it's a win-win for you.
Let her be someone else's responsibility.

I hope her father is still alive though, because if na only mama she get, there's a slight chance both of them are in the same WhatsApp group.

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Family › Re: Family: Why You Never Hit A Woman. by crackhaus: 2:01pm On Sep 20, 2020*

I don't get this gist.

Your partner always goes out with a certain man, they go clubbing, have drinks, and she usually returns home late at night...all this is despite the fact you both have a 2yr old daughter whom she probably leaves at home so she can rigmarole about.

Noteworthy to mention also – she saved the name of someone as 'my love', someone whom she speaks with in a suspicious way whenever he calls...

And as a result of the above trespasses, something led to something and you hit her.
She is now angry and is threatening to leave the house BUT you still want to beg her... As in, YOU STILL WANT TO BEG HER? cheesy

This must be a joke.

Keep begging, since you don't have sense...

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Celebrities › Re: Photo Of Regina Daniels With Her Co-Wife, Laila And Their Kids by crackhaus: 12:04pm On Sep 20, 2020*

Nigerian feminists will be like:

We hate polygamy, it is dehumanising to women, no woman should ever be made to succumb to the evils of patriarchy.

BUT

We really don't mind being second/third wives as long as the man is very rich...

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