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Foreign Affairs › Re: COVID-19 Vaccine Could Be Available Before November Election – Trump by crackhaus: 8:25am On Sep 08, 2020
The scientists working on the vaccine, what do they have to say?

All the back and forth about what Trump said versus what Biden said, is totally irrelevant.

The opinion of the scientists is what should make the news.
Family › Re: Why Are We Christians Like This? by crackhaus: 8:20am On Sep 08, 2020
Can you provide one reason, just one reason, why it's okay to criticize people in government but very wrong to criticize men of God.

Make it convincing please...
Family › Re: Should A Couple Watch Porn Together? by crackhaus: 7:56am On Sep 08, 2020
PUNAengineOIL:
Any man that knows the main purpose of pornography will never watch it for any reason. Pornography is BAD, worse than you can imagine.
How can you just drop this hot information here without expanding on it eh? cheesy

What is the main purpose?
Family › Re: After 5-10years Of Marriage No Child What Will You Do by crackhaus: 7:47am On Sep 08, 2020
merieam16:
Pray together and save up for ivf
Lol, the way you people type IVF, it seems you actually assume it's like magic.
Kpa kpa kpa, pikin don come abi... grin

The succes rate for IVF is still less than 40% on the first cycle even in the best countries. Most women will have to attempt at least three cycles before it becomes successful, and it gets more expensive with each cycle.
The age of the woman is also a very important factor as well to determine its success.

It's not magic.
Family › Re: After 5-10years Of Marriage No Child What Will You Do by crackhaus: 7:40am On Sep 08, 2020
Built2last:
After 10years of marriage no child what will you do
10years is too long if a couple is really serious about having kids.

The moment they start TTC (usually within the first two years of being married) and it's not happening, then tests and treatments should begin immediately.

Personally, any couple that makes it to the 10year mark, and still have not being able to conceive despite undergoing treatments and deliverance sessions, they ought to just remain together and focus on adoption.
IVF and/or surrogacy can also be explored, but strictly on medical recommendations.
Family › Re: When Your Mother Hates Your Wife Without Reason by crackhaus: 7:30am On Sep 08, 2020
olawalepopoola:
She hates because she was not allowed to control their home. A friend of mine is in that situation now.
Lol, this comes off like what a wife would say when she is asked to explain the animosity between herself and her mother-in-law.

It is usually much deeper than this.

Your friend should find out the exact reason, that's if he/she can be bothered.
Foreign Affairs › Re: China Planning To Set Up Military Bases In Four African Countries by crackhaus: 7:25am On Sep 08, 2020
dangermouse:
I haff hear
Lol, hear well...
Family › Re: What Was That Single Moment That Affected Your Relationship With Your Family? by crackhaus:
God did not make you that way, please leave our sky daddy out of it...
I mean you honestly can't claim you've been like so since you were a toddler, can you?

You need to do some introspection and dig a little deeper.
What happened to you, when exactly did your relationship with your mom degenerate, what do you blame her for?

These are some of the questions you have to ask yourself, then answer them as honestly as possible.

Even if you're going to lie to everyone else, you must always ensure that you NEVER lie to yourself... this is one very important credo to live by.

Believe me when I tell you that people lying to themselves and believing their own lies, is one of the most common mental health challenges faced by many – you should try to excise yourself from this statistic and figure yourself out.

My favourite phrase for this is, Discover Yourself.
Foreign Affairs › Re: China Planning To Set Up Military Bases In Four African Countries by crackhaus: 3:52pm On Sep 07, 2020
dangermouse:
Ur questions should rather be on the advantages and disadvantages of chinese expanding mililtary bases. Democracy has stabilised Africa to a big extent as civil wars are no longer the norm etc. Chinese interferance in Africa can only have a distabilising effect hence civil wars etc. Its negative implications are deep and more than meet the eyes.
Your mistake is that you believe this has anything to do with Africa in the long run.

Africa is just neutral ground with a very close proximity to Israel and the middle-east.

These things have been prophesied long before now:
Revelations 16:12
Revelations 9:16
Ezekiel 38
Isaiah 23
Daniel 11:40-45
Foreign Affairs › Re: China Planning To Set Up Military Bases In Four African Countries by crackhaus: 3:43pm On Sep 07, 2020
rottennaija:
The Rise of King of the East
Lol.. Kings actually, not just one country.

Revelations 16:12

Russia already alligns themselves with China in most matters of foreign relations.
Foreign Affairs › Re: China Planning To Set Up Military Bases In Four African Countries by crackhaus: 3:37pm On Sep 07, 2020
Rugaria:
This is actually very good for Africa but I know some of us who are totally beholden to extreme nationalistic impulses together with our 'over-weaternized' political elite will be highly troubled by the this. I am of the view that the main reason why africa is such a sorry state today is because the French, the British coordinated by the Americans don't really see any ideological foe in the horizon here. They get everything cheap and easy here and this tends to make them treat Africans with disgust. We are like a defeated people; totally down out and as such the westerners have more or else designated this continent as a huge mining fields where their multi national companies go to install presidents and then loot to the brim with no one challenging them.

But a huge Chinese presence will force the west to take Africa serious. The Asian tigers; the koreans, the Taiwanese, Singaporeans were all helped by the west to stabilize in order to be used as some sort of ideological bullwark against the communists in China and the Soviet Union. That kind of high level ideological group confrontations never happened here. We need it.People should stop the fear mongering about the chinese! They are good people. Let them help us biuld shining cities like shanghai and shenzhen.. There is nothing the Chinese are going to take that they can not take now! When the west notes that Africa is seriously tilting towards the Chinese, they may start supporting responsible governments here that will produce economies healthy enough to encourage a 'pro-west' population and not supporting the likes of Paul Biya and Mobutus.
There are points to be noted here.
Science/Technology › Re: 500 by crackhaus: 3:19pm On Sep 07, 2020
Englov:
I hope you didn't expect to jump out off plane without parachute?

This can only happen once because once you are out without parachute there is no going back and it can only happen once.

Do not try this.
Lol, sure.

I got the sarcasm in the photo, which is why I found it funny. A mind-blowing fact as advertised. grin
Family › Re: Kanye West, Joel Osteen And The Sunday Service Crew Walk On Water by crackhaus: 3:17pm On Sep 07, 2020
Impressive cinematography assisted by technology cool
Family › Re: When Your Mother Hates Your Wife Without Reason by crackhaus: 11:30am On Sep 07, 2020
What is the reason she hates her first of all?

This is very important before we can rate it as tangible/intangible.
Family › Re: Is It Wise To Tell Your Wife How Much You Earn? by crackhaus: 11:28am On Sep 07, 2020
As long as we both know what each of us earn down to the kobo, then it's fine.

However, once one spouse becomes secretive about theirs, it's just common sense for the other to be secretive about theirs as well.
Family › Re: Please Help Me Before I Die by crackhaus: 10:37am On Sep 07, 2020
Oyindamolah:
I haven't done any business in my life .
Every business person started at a point in their lives, no one does it from the womb.

You needn't rush, just do what you have to do with the properties, keep safe what is left of the funds until you find a business worth your while.
Ask around in your location, talk to trusted people to point you in the right direction by giving ideas, and do your own feasibility studies.

Be sure to avoid any business/investment that promises 100% capital returns in the shortest time – this is all you need to know so you don't get ripped off.
Family › Re: See List Of Marriage Items Reportedly Made By A Nigerian Family by crackhaus:
cooooooks:
This is a disgusting and stupid comment.

So what you look for in a wife is "green engine oil"??

Marry your wife for her not her virginity status.
You must be extremely silly to tell me what to marry a wife for after her parents and village people have provided such an extensive list.

She better be a top-notch quality woman all-round to be deserving of it.
Crime › Re: Two Nigerians Arrested By INTERPOL Fo‎r ‎€14.7 Million COVID-19 Scam (pic) by crackhaus:
physicistman:
Which one is dutch again? Are people from Holland not called Hollandia?
It's not only Hollandia, na Chivita...

Holland is not the official name of the country, it's The Netherlands. They are usually referred to as Dutch, but very rarely and also informally called Hollanders.

So yea, they're Dutch people.
Family › Re: The Day My Mum Gave Me The Beating Of My Life by crackhaus: 5:56pm On Sep 06, 2020
essenjack:
The stem of pumkin is as painful as Koboko, it truly drove away the devil.
Lol, you needed it.
Crime › Re: Two Nigerians Arrested By INTERPOL Fo‎r ‎€14.7 Million COVID-19 Scam (pic) by crackhaus: 5:52pm On Sep 06, 2020
Discrete investigations by INTERPOL Nigeria revealed that the suspects and their Holland-based cohorts, one Eduardus Boomstra and Geradius Maulder specialised in identity theft, cyber-stalking, cloning of corporate websites amongst other cyber mischiefs to defraud unsuspecting members of the public across the world
So where are the photos of their Dutch accomplises?
Family › Re: Bride Changes Her Mind On Her Wedding Day, Abandons Her Husband In Church -video by crackhaus: 5:41pm On Sep 06, 2020
Lmao cheesycheesy

"I don't want to marry... Aunty marry na"

I wonder why they were chasing after her trying to change her mind. Is it by force? grin
Family › Re: The Day My Mum Gave Me The Beating Of My Life by crackhaus: 5:29pm On Sep 06, 2020
I truly hope you're being funny with this story, because I don't see how a child would just go about insulting a man because of the assumption that he's deaf.

Well it's possible you were possessed... and if that's the case, then you really deserved all that beating you received, I have a feeling it drove away the evil spirit.
Romance › Re: Appreciate Your Partner. by crackhaus:
BareFacedLies:
I have fuçked all kinds of women, young, mature single, married, widowed, separated etc and I can state categorically that all pussies do not 'taste' the same grin
It's just your mind playing tricks on you.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Noor bin Ladin Says Trump 'Must Be Re-Elected' To Prevent Another 9/11 by crackhaus:
She has said her own.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Sudan Ends 30 Years Of Islamic Law By Separating Religion, State by crackhaus: 4:23pm On Sep 06, 2020
Vulcanheph:
What about sharia law that is been practised in the north...Nigeria might officially be a Secular state but religion has Eaten too deep into country.
Yup, but you still can't classify Nigeria as an Islamic country regardless.
Family › Re: Please Help Me Before I Die by crackhaus: 4:21pm On Sep 06, 2020
Oyindamolah:
What business do I venture? Ideas are welcome.
This is totally up to you my dear.

What you think you can do and be really good at, this is what you should dabble in.
Family › Re: See List Of Marriage Items Reportedly Made By A Nigerian Family by crackhaus: 4:18pm On Sep 06, 2020
If she's a virgin and has NEVER kissed, smooched, romanced, or even dated any guy before...then perhaps, maybe just perhaps, her husband-to-be should consider fulfilling those requirements.

But if she's NOT a virgin, and has had relationships with guys in the past who turned her premium green engine oil into a used black... and to make it worse, she's neither a neurosurgeon, a space scientist, a nuclear physicist, an oil explorer, or an astronaut, then fück tha' list mah nigga!
Family › Re: Five Best Ways To Punish A Woman If You Don't Want To Beat Or Abuse Her Physical by crackhaus: 5:38pm On Sep 05, 2020
bukatyne:
The bold is the koko before it becomes a case of good riddance to bad rubbish. cheesy

This thread operates on a principle of not encouraging your spouse's rubbish by withdrawing some privileges.

A book 'His needs/ Her needs' explains it very well.
May you be in heaven dancing for a full one hour before the devil realizes you're not on earth anymore. Amin! grin
Romance › Re: Nigerian Women Can You Allow Your Husband/boyfriend To Have A Female Bestie? by crackhaus: 4:20pm On Sep 05, 2020
Trust me, those same girls who think it's okay to have a male bestie will most definitely not like it when their boyfriends/husbands has a female bestie of his own.
Crime › Re: Drone Drops Bags Of Cannabis On Israeli City by crackhaus: 4:07pm On Sep 05, 2020
Lol, it rained vegetables.

These greens are necessary for good health, studies have shown.
Family › Re: Hear The Cry Of A Single Mother by crackhaus: 3:46pm On Sep 05, 2020
SweetCunt97:
Don't waste ya pity. Give it to those who need it bro.
You need it massively, for you to be impersonating a random chic you don't know.

Mental... cheesy
Science/Technology › Re: 500 by crackhaus: 3:44pm On Sep 05, 2020
OkhaiAsein:
Bros u never see anything yet
Lol cheesy

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