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 Foreign Affairs › Re: Biden And Trump Presidential Election Debate In US Tonight by crackhaus: 7:35am On Sep 30, 2020 |
Win a debate, or win the election? Why do I feel 2016 may just play out again? 4 Likes |
| Travel › Re: Five Parrots Removed From Public View For Swearing At Visitors In UK (Photos) by crackhaus: 7:10am On Sep 30, 2020 |
This is funny  1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Everyone, Eat Before Your Date! Haba! by crackhaus: 6:58am On Sep 30, 2020*. Modified: 12:16pm On Sep 30, 2020 |
armyofone:It will be winter season in hell before that will happen. Even the few females here who claim they don't mind paying for their part of the meal or even the entire date, they are fronting. Most/all of them, once they do this, will avoid going out on a date with that guy again...  3 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Most Annoying Nairalander by crackhaus: 6:49am On Sep 30, 2020 |
mariahAngel:I was gonna send you a mail for this, but better I do it here. Quit entertaining that nincompoop, I keep seeing you and her in my mentions having silly unnecessary conversations. 2 Likes |
| Family › Re: ......... by crackhaus: 6:46am On Sep 30, 2020 |
descarado:Lmao... I don't want to imagine the discomfort. Every Monday? Take it easy with the work, and relax every chance you get.  You're welcome... |
| Romance › Re: Everyone, Eat Before Your Date! Haba! by crackhaus: 6:37am On Sep 30, 2020*. Modified: 6:55am On Sep 30, 2020 |
armyofone:Lmao, why else do you think most naija women hardly ask men out on dates? It's not just about appearing cheap to a guy, it's also about being actually cheap financially. They'd rather give a man greenlights and wait for him to ask them out... this way, he's the one expected to pay. One has been telling me I'm owing her a dinner date for more than two months now – if to chop dinner outside dey hungry am, I wonder why she has not invited me to accompany her to a place of her choosing. She go wait taya for my invitation mehn. 5 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Everyone, Eat Before Your Date! Haba! by crackhaus: 5:57pm On Sep 29, 2020 |
armyofone:Is it Nigerian women you're telling this one? It's like you've spent too long with uncle Sam and forgotten how your sisters love to enjoy the life their father could not provide for them. 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Family › Re: Which Life Decision Made You A Better Person by crackhaus: 4:22pm On Sep 29, 2020 |
Mariangeles:https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/look.gif 1 Like |
| Family › Re: Share Your Most Craziest Teenage Years by crackhaus: 4:14pm On Sep 29, 2020 |
Teenage years, hmmm.. there were a few crazy things I got involved in, but these two are most notable in my memory. 1. Some months before I gained admission into uni (I was 16), I was at my girlfriend's house when her father suddenly returned before the usual time. Till today, I still don't know how I managed to jump over their high fence into the next compound just to escape her stern lecturer father I used to hear about. Luckily for me, a nice woman was in the next compound I jumped into. Perhaps it was because of my innocent baby face that made her not raise any alarm. She just asked me what happened and who was after me, and when I told her the story, she laughed then led me out of her compound. Her last words were, "oya be going, nor let toto put you for trouble u hear." 2. When I was in uni (about 18), I found myself in the right place at the wrong time and got arrested by two policemen who were doing undercover work trying to catch one well-known marijuana dealer. I'm laughing now, but it wasn't funny at all then.Imagine trying to write a statement about my innocence and one policeman was busy trying to dictate to me what I should write inside my own statement. NPF na mumu people I swear... Bonus experience: This one is quite funny. Anyone who knows Uniport knows that the swimming pool at Abuja campus is an Olympic standard size. I honestly don't know the spirit that motivated me that day to go towards the deep-end when I was still in the process of learning how to swim. Well needless to say, the amount of water I drank that day cannot be forgotten. 5 Likes |
| Family › Re: Some Families Eat The Placenta Of The New Born Baby by crackhaus: 8:47am On Sep 29, 2020 |
Heard of this before, some claim it helps eliminate postpartum depression and can be nutritious. They don't eat it raw though. |
| Family › Re: Four Reasons Why House Helps Sleep With Their Bosses by crackhaus: 8:32am On Sep 29, 2020 |
For housemaids who are above/close to legal age (17, 18, and above), the only reason they sleep with their bosses (even if he made the move) is because they're women who wish to move up in life and saw the opportunity. The easiest way to achieve this is by having a sexual relationship with a man of higher economic/social status – it is a natural female imperative that is not peculiar with only housemaids, but all women. It's just lucky coincidence that the man a maid will do this with usually ends up being her madam's husband since most housemaids are not allowed to mingle with outsiders and are almost always indoors. *** Underage naive girls or those mature maids who were forced (raped), are exempted from the above classification. 4 Likes 1 Share |
| Family › Re: Omo! Be Careful Who You Help. Do Not Spare A Witch To Live by crackhaus: 8:10am On Sep 29, 2020 |
Next time listen to your mother, you can't possibly know her side of the family better than she does. This is the only learning point to be seen here. 2 Likes |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: Togo Gets Its First Ever Female Prime Minister by crackhaus: 7:58am On Sep 29, 2020 |
RandomAfrican1:The bigger picture being that one woman elected to such a high office does not indicate a win for women in that country, or anywhere else for that matter. 1 Like |
| Family › Re: Why Wives Divorce Their Husbands After 2-3 Children by crackhaus: 7:18am On Sep 29, 2020*. Modified: 8:57am On Sep 29, 2020 |
BigBashiru:Lol, you're the one who doesn't seem to know where you want to stand on your own thread. First, you claimed that men did absolutely nothing (not abusive or violent) and the women involved are "extremely" religious, yet they wake up one day and say they are done with the marriage... then in a next response, you say it's because they were not on good terms – These are two very different premises. The 'character' you're mentioning as having the understanding you require obviously played along with your first insinuation that women enter marriages just to get divorced for absolutely no reason after 2/3 kids, because that is what satisfies her bias – a bias that women do not need marriage anymore, which in fact everyone knows to be completely false as far as Nigeria is concerned. It's only on NL that women don't want to get/stay married, enter street and observe real life... The second respondent on the thread actually captured it succinctly with this line to you: No one goes to marriage to get divorcedAnd even if a few did, it is in the minority... Meaning it's not a trend at all, but more like the outlier. To be honest, even as an outlier, it's almost non-existent especially because Nigerian divorce laws are not as beneficial (financially) to women when compared to some other countries. There's also the divorced woman stigma in Nigeria to be factored into it. Nigerian women would rather remain married & manage it until it gets to a boiling point before they finally decide to leave, this is the reality NOT that narrative you and your friend above are trying to spin. A divorceé and a babymama get almost the same level of stigma... and even if one were to contrast the two, it's actually being a babymama that's more in vogue when compared to being a divorced woman, not the other way round. If you had said western women go into marriage simply to get divorced for absolutely no reason after 2/3 kids, we won't be having this conversation. It's not a Nigerian women thing at all, not even a little bit. 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: Togo Gets Its First Ever Female Prime Minister by crackhaus: 12:00am On Sep 29, 2020 |
Many pro-women groups have said that this move by the government of Togo represents a special win for not just women in the country, but it also gives some impetus to the global movement of women empowerment.They will always miss the bigger picture. |
| Business › Re: I Am Been Threatened For What Is Not My Fault. by crackhaus: 11:52pm On Sep 28, 2020 |
This OP is a funny chap. Please read what you typed above and pretend it's someone else asking you for advise. What will you tell that person after reading that thing you wrote? 2 Likes |
| Family › Re: Why Wives Divorce Their Husbands After 2-3 Children by crackhaus: 11:42pm On Sep 28, 2020 |
BigBashiru:I think you have answered yourself. If they're no longer on good terms, then it's a good reason to separate. |
| Family › Re: How Do I Stop Caring About What People Think Or Say About Me? by crackhaus: 11:24pm On Sep 28, 2020*. Modified: 8:59am On Sep 29, 2020 |
The quickest and easiest solution I can think of which should help, is for you to look around and ensure you find at least one person in your life whom you can trust enough to always be honest with you without malicious intentions – this person(s) should be the one(s) with whom you can be vulnerable around without fear of judgement. He/she/they should be the only person(s) whose thoughts and opinions about you, matters. I call them anchors. Once you have one, two, or even more of such anchors in your life, you will begin to understand why you ought to have no business with every other person and what they may think/say. Remember though, your anchor(s) have to be people who are honest WITHOUT malicious intentions – you must learn to differentiate between those who use their honesty to try hurting your feelings (unsafe), and those who are honest with you because they genuinely care and want you to be better (safe). The latter category are perfect anchors. 4 Likes 2 Shares |
| Romance › Re: I Kiss A Girl I Like It... Pictures by crackhaus: 6:54pm On Sep 28, 2020 |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump VS Biden: 2020 US Presidential Election Schedule by crackhaus: 5:24pm On Sep 28, 2020 |
reccy:Lol, if elections were won on the debate stage, Trump would surely floor Biden. When it comes to wits, Biden is no match for Trump. Even the more articulate Killary Clinton was almost always losing her balance during her debates against Trump back in 2016. 5 Likes 2 Shares |
| Romance › Re: Should I Be Worried She'll Cheat On Me? by crackhaus: 5:09pm On Sep 28, 2020 |
Koowo:Your ancestors have you under their protection then, they're still blessing you with sense. Please never believe such claims especially when it's coming from a chic who's just a FWB. 3 Likes |
| Family › Re: Why Wives Divorce Their Husbands After 2-3 Children by crackhaus: 5:04pm On Sep 28, 2020*. Modified: 11:34pm On Sep 28, 2020 |
BigBashiru:Are you talking about separation here or divorce? If it is the latter, as in the one achieved in a court, then there is always a reason, and it has to be credible enough before any Nigerian court will grant the divorce. The concept of no-fault divorces are not commonplace within the Nigerian legal system... such is more perculiar in places like the UK. On the other hand, if what you mean is just the usual separation, as in, a married couple who are now living apart... although there may be a good reason for it which you may not be aware of, it would make more sense here that a man/woman could just easily separate from their spouse without a strong enough reason. (Note: separate, NOT divorce). 3 Likes 2 Shares |
| Business › Re: Health Plus In Power Struggle With Private Equity Investor: Alta Semper Capital by crackhaus: 4:30pm On Sep 28, 2020 |
bukatyne:Lol, okay. |
| Romance › Re: Should I Be Worried She'll Cheat On Me? by crackhaus: 4:19pm On Sep 28, 2020*. Modified: 11:35pm On Sep 28, 2020 |
Never ever, I repeat NEVER, elevate a FWB (friend with benefits) to the status of a serious girlfriend. This is not even about what she said, it's simply about sense. I hope you don't think you're the only one she's been having sex with the entire time both of you were having your 'no-strings attached' sex. 7 Likes |
| Business › Re: Health Plus In Power Struggle With Private Equity Investor: Alta Semper Capital by crackhaus: 4:09pm On Sep 28, 2020 |
bukatyne:The same article you posted states that the news should be discarded. And what's your interest in this story? Is it just the namesake thing that's making you sentimental, or do you work with them? |
| Family › Re: Please Help Me Before I Die by crackhaus: 3:59pm On Sep 28, 2020 |
Oyindamolah:✌️ |
| Family › Re: ......... by crackhaus: 3:56pm On Sep 28, 2020 |
descarado:Lol, school & work abi Got info from a family member there was a new outbreak of corona, how serious e dey at your end especially with schools? |
| Family › Re: .... by crackhaus: 3:45pm On Sep 28, 2020 |
I hope you won't do what you plan to do behind your father, and your sister ends up getting maltreated at your aunt's house or even worse. The guilt you're going to feel then will be 10× worse than whatever it is you're feeling now. 8 Likes |
| Family › Re: Is My Perception Of marriage Wrong Or Am I Making A Mistake? Advise Me by crackhaus: 3:09pm On Sep 28, 2020 |
chinonyinye:You have answered yourself by yourself... 3 Likes |
| Family › Re: ......... by crackhaus: 5:27pm On Sep 27, 2020 |
descarado:Lol, somewhere in your Google search results I'm just peachy |
| Family › Re: Is My Perception Of marriage Wrong Or Am I Making A Mistake? Advise Me by crackhaus: 5:24pm On Sep 27, 2020 |
ThatIgboBoy:Tell her the reason you haven't seen her parents, and be done with the relationship. You don't even know how lucky you are to know what she thinks about her finances before getting married to her. Majority don't ever admit what she told you, even though they might believe the same thing deep down. You must appreciate her openness... but since her values do not align with yours, I truly don't know what you're still doing there. 15 Likes 4 Shares |
| Family › Re: My co worker is looking for my trouble by crackhaus: 1:16pm On Sep 27, 2020 |
KingsDisease:Lol, what exactly did you think would happen after you made moves on her? 2 Likes |
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