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Politics › Re: Edo Election: Excitement Galore At PDP Situation Room In Benin by crackhaus: 11:58am On Sep 20, 2020
colorsofrainbow:
FAKE news!
Inec is seriously rigging in favour of APC right now in Kano state.Ize-Iyamu is leading Kogi state.The result will be announced by Tinubu in Lagos state.
Zombies una welldone oo
Take it easy please, these people do not need more shock that may lead to stroke.
Christianity Etc › Re: A Christian Dad Discussed Homosexuality With Son by crackhaus:
Dad: Jesus never mentioned any of them literally but he showed us with illaustration how to treat those whose views are different from ours.
If we are to go by what the imaginary dad says here, then there's a whole lot of crimes/deviant behaviour which Jesus never mentioned literally.

Sex between siblings should be allowed also since Jesus never mentioned it. What about sex with animals?
No wait, what about sex with underage girls?

I could go on and on...

This is exactly why a person who is NOT of sound mind deserves no attention when they try to analyze the bible.
Politics › Re: Official Results Of Edo Governorship Election 2020 As Announced By INEC by crackhaus: 10:02am On Sep 20, 2020
gracein:
Governor Ambode is expected in Edo state Government House on Monday 21st Sept 2020 to begin a compulsory one year IT program in Partial Fulfilment of his on-going Anti-Godfatherism course.
IT Supervisor: Gov. Nyesom Wike.

#EdoDecides2020
#EdoIsNotLagos
This one off me grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Iranian Commander Vows To Avenge US Assassination Of Top General by crackhaus: 9:56am On Sep 20, 2020
More action, less talk and threats from the Persians...

It seems these people have learned nothing from Saddam and Osama.
Family › Re: Guys What Will You Do by crackhaus:
charlyexkid:
am not she has been sleeping out side with boys i don't even know
gringrin

What is the issue exactly? Why don't you want her living with you?
Just talk type, no body will beat you.
Family › Re: Ladies What Will You Do In This Situation? by crackhaus:
Nairaboi:
crackhaus
Na dem be this .. .
As expected... cheesy

By their usernames, you shall know them.
They're not even complete yet...

More please, more grin
Family › Re: Ladies What Will You Do In This Situation? by crackhaus: 9:34am On Sep 20, 2020
Oselu28:
The other group did not show up ooo
Hehehehe, look well... cheesy
Family › Re: Ladies What Will You Do In This Situation? by crackhaus: 8:59pm On Sep 19, 2020
Oh wow, it seems like it's only women with sense that have made comments on this thread so far.
After reading the OP, I wasn't expecting these responses at all... I'm positively shocked.

The other group might show up soon anyway...
Foreign Affairs › Re: Cancer: Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, RBG, Dies At 87 by crackhaus: 4:35pm On Sep 19, 2020
The notorious RBG, a thorn at the sides of republicans.

May she RIP!
Family › Re: It Appears That My Husband Doesn't Want To Have Sex With Me After His Affair by crackhaus: 2:59pm On Sep 19, 2020
All these yeye bloggers sef.

If a woman can't get her husband who lives with her inside the house to open up about why he won't have sex with her, is it strangers on the internet that will know the reason?
Fashion › Re: 14-Year-Old Chinese Girl Spends £114k On Eye Operations To Look Like Human Doll by crackhaus: 11:19am On Sep 18, 2020
The most important surgery on her brain, she is yet to do it.
Family › Re: 3 Months Pregnancy by crackhaus: 11:10am On Sep 18, 2020
My own here is how/why did both of you allow it get to 10weeks before making a decision to terminate the pregnancy.

Y'all play too much mehn...
Family › Re: Man Marries His Own Mother-in-law After Divorcing His Wife Of Eight Years by crackhaus: 11:03am On Sep 18, 2020
bukatyne:
A man sleeping with mother and daughter or a daughter sleeping with father and son?

If it were two sisters or two brothers, it is another matter.

Nkan be!
If two sisters or two brothers does not weird you out, why would mother and daughter or father and son do? cheesy

How did you justify the difference?
Family › Re: Man Marries His Own Mother-in-law After Divorcing His Wife Of Eight Years by crackhaus: 11:01am On Sep 18, 2020
I guess it's safe to say then that his ex mother-in-law is his soulmate, and getting married to her daughter was simply the circumstance that needed to happen for their paths to cross in their respective mortal sojourn. grin

Life indeed is truly a pot of peppery hot red-oil beans.
Family › Re: ..... by crackhaus: 10:51am On Sep 18, 2020
missypurple1:
I tutor children
one of my ward who's just 5 years old pointed at the picture of an hurricane in his brother's book and said " I want to jump inside there and die, so that I can be free from all this stress of the world"
He repeated it twice I had to caution him!
Brothers and Sisters of the world I was shocked
Where do you think he learnt it from?
Abi is it movies?
I'm thinking of taking up with his mom.
Please parents try and monitor what your children watch
For someone who tutors children, you don't seem very good at getting them to open up to you...no offence.

You don't 'caution' a child who says something odd like that, it will probably make him retreat and never want to admit things in front of you again.

Unless you meant something else by the word 'caution'.

That aside, having a 'grown-up like' conversation with kids of these days is what they like... they will open up to you about every thing as long as they know you won't judge or tell on them behind their backs.

Sure you should take it up with his mom, but let him know first that is what you intend to do, otherwise he's going to be careful about what he says around you going forward.
Family › Re: Why Does The Society Frown Against Left Handed People? by crackhaus: 9:29pm On Sep 16, 2020
Are they frowned upon really? Can't relate.

I've got a younger brother who's been left-handed since he was able to grab things. No one ever made him feel bad for it while we were growing up.

We don't even remember he's a leftie anymore.
Now I'm going to observe him the next time I see him, I really had forgotten he was left-handed..lol grin

Oh and he writes beautifully too.
TV/Movies › Re: Kiddwaya: I Wouldn't Have Given Erica My Money, If I Had Won (Video) by crackhaus: 9:17pm On Sep 16, 2020
bukatyne:
E shock me!

Thank goodness it was on national TV so no one can accuse Kiddwaya of 'taking advantage' of Erica.

I believe Erica is too street smart to think she & Kiddwaya had anything more than sex. Laycon's fans are probably peppering her for dissing their guy.

If she thought they had anything else, she must be a delusional, dumb woman.
Oh believe me, she is absolutely NOT street smart. cheesy

From the little I've observed of all the females that were/are in that house, she's probably the least street smart of them all.

A blunt knife is sharper...
Family › Re: How Much Is HIV Test by crackhaus: 9:13pm On Sep 16, 2020
Anuoluwa1234:
If u say so, no p... HIV test is very important for what I want to use it for uncle undecided undecided.. that is why I am asking...
I copy you.
Family › Re: How Much Is HIV Test by crackhaus: 9:09pm On Sep 16, 2020
Anuoluwa1234:
cheesy grin... Lol... cheesy cheesy.. I HV nothing to fear, just wanna know the status cheesy cheesy... Ppl sha cheesy cheesy grin, thanks anyways.. Sis fatty fatty grin
Having something to fear when it comes to HIV is nothing to be ashamed of, it just means you care about your health and want to be safe.

And BTW, you won't be considering doing the test if you didn't have unprotected sex.
TV/Movies › Re: Kiddwaya: I Wouldn't Have Given Erica My Money, If I Had Won (Video) by crackhaus: 8:55pm On Sep 16, 2020
bukatyne:
Innocent girl? grin

Like Innocent Idibia?
See me see something... grin
TV/Movies › Re: Kiddwaya: I Wouldn't Have Given Erica My Money, If I Had Won (Video) by crackhaus: 8:52pm On Sep 16, 2020
But come to think of it, why are people mostly women reacting negatively to what he said?

Did anyone really believe this nigga was ever going to give half of the prize money to a chic he already smashed in front of Africa?

Y'all have to kidding... cheesy
Crime › Re: Married Female Teacher, 35, ‘romped With Pupil, 15[photos] by crackhaus: 11:00am On Sep 15, 2020
“She said that if I was going to snitch, snake on her basically, she was going to bring me down with her.

"I was like, are you going to accuse me of rape? She was like, dot dot dot.
Obviously I got angry and I did not talk to her after that.”
The hoe who was having sex with an underage boy still had the nerve to threaten him cheesy

Some of these women can be funny.

She's the rapist here – statutory rape was still a crime, last I checked.
Family › Re: Man Gives His Dead Dog 'Judas' Befitting Burial (photos) by crackhaus: 10:41am On Sep 15, 2020
Aminobrown:
Man friendliest animal, to some extent, I think dogs in particular desrves such show of luv
Indeed, some do.

Anyone who has raised/lived with a dog for a long time, then lost it to death, can understand this.
It's an excessive gesture though, but still understandable.
Family › Re: What Does This Means?? (matured Advise Needed) by crackhaus: 10:35am On Sep 15, 2020
Mamzi:
His Wife told him point blank that Her Sister's Boyfriend is better than him and Her Cousin's Husband can take care of a woman better than him.

Is this a good omenhuh
He should have responded by informing her that her younger sister is also better than her, while her closest friend can take care of a man better than she ever will.

None of this is a good omen anyway, but at least he would have succeeded in hurting her as much as she intended to hurt him.

Both of them should be mad together...
Family › Re: Womanizers That Got Married, How Did You Stop? Share Your Experience by crackhaus: 10:30am On Sep 15, 2020
Ninejaywon:
Very difficult to change. It is inborn. It even gets worse after marriage. You will see both single and married ladies wanting to taste your sugar stick. If devil want to dine with you, just have money, swag, confidence and masculine body. You go tire.
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Family › Re: Appreciating With Se_x. by crackhaus: 7:22am On Sep 15, 2020
Richy4:
There's always a room to say no, I don't need the ride.. no I will submit the CV myself.. no the Lord is my shepherd therefore I will lack no job smiley..or I will find one for myself..

Every woman has the choice to say no I am a strong independent woman therefore I don't need the favour that will lead to "sexual gratification". . Therefore thanks but no thanks because I got this.

OP no one is pushing anyone to a tight corner.. In life U make various kinds of choice.. if the opportunity cost outweighs the choice u have made, u got no one to blame for it...

U don't expect a man who is not your father, brother or uncle to give you money. Day in day out.. u needed sanitary pad, u rushed to him, u needed to buy airtime, u rush to him.. the clothes u were wearing was him.. and u expect nothing from him in return.. haba!!
Don't you know a man has to be a gentleman and give of himself freely to any woman who requires his help?
Men owe these things to women. cheesy

Lol... I swear down, most of these ladies are entitled AF. Damnnn!
Family › Re: Appreciating With Se_x. by crackhaus: 6:51am On Sep 15, 2020
Mbdovey:
Hmmmmmm mm.
It's obvious, you're in full support.
Well if this what you interpreted from my comment, no wahala... Lol

But still answer the questions, nor vex grin
Why don't you people ever ask these favours from women like yourself who will probably never require sex from you?

Why must it be from men?
Politics › Re: Senator Abiola Ajimobi's Air-Conditioned Grave (Photos, Video) by crackhaus: 9:31pm On Sep 14, 2020
He will still be food for worms and bacteria.
Foreign Affairs › Re: China Warns US Over US-Taiwan Economic Talks by crackhaus: 9:29pm On Sep 14, 2020
ValCon888:
The truth is that the US feels threatened by China's growing influence in the world, and that is why they want to curtail it at all costs.
You beat me to it.

They simply want to cause discord between Taiwan and mainland China.
Romance › Re: Humphreys Chipeta Dies During Beer Drinking Contest In Malawi by crackhaus: 9:27pm On Sep 14, 2020
What a way to meet the ancestors. SMH
Family › Re: Shamed By A Journalist, But Look At The Kindness Shown To Them By Strangers by crackhaus: 8:48pm On Sep 14, 2020
I believe this made news sometime last year.

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