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Foreign Affairs › Re: I Need Trustworthy Updates About Trump's Health - Nancy Pelosi Blows Hot by crackhaus: 3:27pm On Oct 05, 2020
Please relax Madam high-tax Rantsi Pelosi, if he dies you'll be the first to know. grin
Family › Re: Guys Honestly, I Want To Try It (photo) by crackhaus:
Where is the grass?
All I see is rizzla that you can get from any aboki...
Family › Re: Husband Ends Marriage After 6 Weeks Because His Wife Used Juju To Make Him Marry by crackhaus: 3:13pm On Oct 05, 2020
Lol, at least she got the ring and enjoyed herself for six weeks after marriage.

A lot of them don't get that far even with all the kayanmata and Jaruma charms.
The thing dey quick fail... cheesy
Family › Re: I Want To Start Smoking Weed by crackhaus: 8:35pm On Oct 04, 2020
JulieJules:
Just like the heading states, I want to start doing it with hubby. Married for 6 years with 3 kids. In my late 20s, him, late 30s.

He doesn't give me head ache, no troubles at all, smooth sailing marriage. And it's all thanks to weed. I've noticed he always have a bright mood after taking weed, can joke a lot, play with the kids, take care of me, cook, sex etc. Everything great. I want to graduate from wrapping for him to start taking mine. He's indifferent about my decision though. I just want to know if I can actually stop when I want to.

(Matured Responses please, that's why I'm in the family section)
Yes you can, as long as you take it in moderation – ONLY for recreation.

I know you're a troll, but the idea of a couple burning trees together once in a while, is super rad. cool
Romance › Re: Why Do Most Nigerian Girls Have This Mentality? by crackhaus:
armyofone:
Who are those Nigerian girls ? You mean the ones crackhaus dey toast and refuse to buy dinner for ? grin
Oya give us names grin
Lmao.. I nor sure say I don toast any girl in the last 10years, no jokes... cheesy
Shït just flows/happens eventually...

Who get patience to dey toast when it's still me who will invest the most money in the relationship? I'm helping them the way I see it, so toasting is out of it. grin
Celebrities › Re: Stephanie Okereke Linus Celebrates Her 38th Birthday Today by crackhaus:
descarado:
So u don dey gossip eeh grin tongue

I envy the short hair.
Did I just type that?
Yes you did, sexy mama cheesy

I like it when you go into one of your detailed gists, although you're still running away from that one about the inner room. I go catch you one day.
Family › Re: Is Married Men Another Name For A Fool / Mugu / Money Miss Road? by crackhaus:
naija4life247:
Poor boy, leave us. The girls you have been running after for years, they are running after us. We are their Zaddies. Make small money and fucck all women. That's all
LOL cheesy

Personally, I see it as poverty alleviation/assistance for the less privileged.

Married men are helping to reduce the stress on the Nigerian government by providing financial assistance to young women.

I have never understood why guys keep complaining of these things – let these ladies enjoy money small abeg..
Family › Re: Men... We Need To Stop This!!! by crackhaus: 12:54am On Oct 04, 2020
A splendid write-up, quite selfless and a good read.

But believe me when I tell you that women, these beautiful creatures called women, even they themselves desire to be deceived and led on – whether they understand this about themselves, is another matter entirely.

Most of them (especially those of a certain generation today) don't value the real things, the little things, the sublime things, the truthful things – these are not the stimuli that gets their romance reservoir overflowing.
As a matter of fact, hit them with hard facts about themselves and the world, it will probably piss them off.

Instant gratification is a woman's utmost desire, most don't have the spirit/patience for delayed gratification – and it's solely for this reason they get easily deceived by men who simply know what to say/do.
You claim that men in bad marriages were deceived by a sexy woman's curves. Well did you stop to think that maybe it was the woman who deceived herself into believing she was actually sexy just because a man who hid his own flaws perfectly, told her so?

There is a fantasy – the idea of a prince charming, the 'Diego', the man who gets/brings her anything she wants whenever she wants it, the man who doesn't let a single frown appear on her face... These are the dreams of most women.
And guess what? Men who can act/pretend to be all of that for however long a time it takes to bed/marry a woman, are never in short supply.

We must not forget, it's not only men who are guilty of all this. On the other side of the aisle, there are also women who mastered game and are also deceiving men... they only show their true colours much later in the relationship/marriage.

The only reason it seems like more of the victims are women, is because females by nature know how to garner sympathy.
Most men who are victims would rather suck it up, count their losses, and move on quickly to the next available pucci without involving a community.



Anyhow... like I stated at the beginning, your write-up was splendid and a good read.
Events › Re: A Nigerian Chef Celebrates Birthday With 'Indomie Carton' Cake (Photos) by crackhaus: 2:55pm On Oct 03, 2020
Who is this one again?

We don't know him here in Timbuktu...
Foreign Affairs › Re: Iran Unveils New Ballistic Missile That Could Destroy US Bases In The Gulf (Pix) by crackhaus: 2:50pm On Oct 03, 2020
Mftivi:
guy black people too mumj abeg some of us just get sense but I dont know what wrong with these peoples thinking ah! The ignorance is infuriating!
Mftivi:
Na Hollywood fan boys they never really grew up from their hollywood fantasies.
Mftivi:
you forgot to say they had canons that they used to bulldoze Aftican cities. It pains me that these fools dont realise that Africa is a lost civilisation because of western imperialism!
It's all due to extensive mind-fücking, a part of the process of neo-colonization – could be through tge media, movies, music, and even the internet.

There's a concept that knowledge/information has three branches – what you know, what you don't know, and what you don't know you don't know...

These people usually fall in the third category.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Ten Of The Craziest Things About Life In North Korea by crackhaus: 2:41pm On Oct 03, 2020
Mrscarter:
I believe the CIA assisted JFK. He was gonna spill their secrets I read somewhere
I've heard/read this too.

An official statement from the US is what is required regarding who was really responsible – not just on JFK, but on a host of other atrocities.
Afterall, they love giving official statements when it comes to things happening in other places.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Ten Of The Craziest Things About Life In North Korea by crackhaus: 2:32pm On Oct 03, 2020
King44:
lmfao

I am now doubting western media as well
Always doubt any information from them, especially when it's about countries that don't kiss their arse. grin
Family › Re: . by crackhaus: 2:30pm On Oct 03, 2020
BigDick70inch:
Lol..
No need flattering her anymore nah..
Afterall..i no day after the pussy again..

Funniest thing be say..she dey even disturb me say she wan come my house Oo..i told her if she comes I will Bleep her and that didn't even bother one bit..

Even..when she was a virgin I didn't make attempt to Bleep her..is it now that she has dis gorilla-like shape that she will interest me huh??

I just unblock her..sometimes when am so bored to listen to her woes and block her again..
cheesycheesy
Family › Re: Pleading While Love - Making ( Matured Responses Only) by crackhaus: 2:27pm On Oct 03, 2020
Okay na... sexually-starved MFs and those with sexual fantasies that need to be fulfilled like yesterday, na dem full inside here... cheesy

Lemme just back away gently to create space for those willing to share TMI grin
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Foreign Affairs › Re: Ten Of The Craziest Things About Life In North Korea by crackhaus: 6:12pm On Oct 02, 2020
solmus:
Your fact and their fact might not tally you serve Yahweh, and Yeshua son of mariahmah the virging, nicknamed Jesus son of Mary by corrupt Romans , yet Koreans never attacked you or forced colonisation, or Thier culture on you

You serve who you want, that's freedom humans should have, and you should practice whatever religion, follow who ever you like Jesus of Kim Jong ung

.
LOL.. this was funny grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Ten Of The Craziest Things About Life In North Korea by crackhaus: 6:01pm On Oct 02, 2020
SegFault:
Na so we see am, the country might have issues but that grass story and everything op posted sounds so untrue.
As well every country has issues, but the lies are quite ridiculous. LOL

The US government still hasn't found out who was really behind the assassination of JFK which happened right in their backyard, but somehow they know who is responsible for assassinating people in far-away NK. grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Ten Of The Craziest Things About Life In North Korea by crackhaus: 5:47pm On Oct 02, 2020
SegFault:
Then they tell us that they are sending food to the country, gringrin
Na so, story... cheesy

A city in NK, yet majority of the people there are starving and eating grass like Nebuchadnezzar

Health › Re: Nursing Mother Detained For 7 Months In Lagos Hospital Over N90,000 Unpaid Bill by crackhaus: 5:34pm On Oct 02, 2020
Raalsalghul:
grin grin grin grin grin

You no dey ever disappoint.
What to do... cool
Foreign Affairs › Re: Ten Of The Craziest Things About Life In North Korea by crackhaus: 5:29pm On Oct 02, 2020
I really love the comments I've been reading here. People are being awakened to the MSM propaganda machine about these countries.

That was how they said Saddam Hussein was developing nukes and killing his own people, and till today they have not found a single nuclear weapon in Iraq. Instead it was thousands of books that were found in his vaults, not detonators and whatnots.

Same propaganda with Libya.
Same propaganda with China.

How can a country like NK which has a nuclear weapons program that makes the US military base in Hawaii always be on high alert, not have the ability to feed its own people?

Believe these lies at your own peril... cheesy
Foreign Affairs › Re: China Mocks Trump For Catching COVID-19, Saying He Paid The Price For His Gamble by crackhaus: 4:00pm On Oct 02, 2020
dermmy:
More sanctions coming on the heads of these Chinese. Trump is vexing right now grin grin grin
Lmao grin
Family › Re: . by crackhaus: 3:48pm On Oct 02, 2020
BigDick70inch:
she even went as far as askin me if she was still attractive..

I just told her on a scale of 1 to 10..her beauty is 0.1..

Tho..she kept calling me and telling me..how I was the only guy that ever loved her..

I just had to block her...
Na wah o, make you sef try learn how to dey lie small small for these women abeg... especially about their looks or weight cheesy

0.1, shuuu... shocked
Celebrities › Re: Stephanie Okereke Linus Celebrates Her 38th Birthday Today by crackhaus: 3:30pm On Oct 02, 2020
descarado:
That first picture kiss

Short hair rocks.


I envy her
She just too fine, I'm sure she will taste like party jollof... oooh la la... cheesy

Why do you envy her?
I heard you don't look so bad yourself grin
Health › Re: Nursing Mother Detained For 7 Months In Lagos Hospital Over N90,000 Unpaid Bill by crackhaus:
saphiere:
1. This is Nigeria. Even if she proves to them she is working (hairdressing) no hospital will allow her go without paying her bills except she drops something as collateral.

2. It's both parties fault. You can't blame her alone and forgot that the act was done by two people.
1. Lol, I love it when I'm able to nudge a person into typing out the point themselves.
That is what I mean by 'an agreement'.

2. Please focus, no where have I stated she's to be blamed alone. This conversation began with you advising men to zip up when the person obviously suffering here is a lady, get it?

When it comes to sex, two people are responsible for the act, but one person is responsible for the stress of being pregnant – hard to digest, but it's what it is whether y'all like to admit it or not.
Health › Re: Nursing Mother Detained For 7 Months In Lagos Hospital Over N90,000 Unpaid Bill by crackhaus: 2:56pm On Oct 02, 2020
saphiere:
1. Are you not in Nigeria? Which hospital will let you go without paying your bills even if you are oil company worker? The article says she is a hairdresser.

2. What if the man responsible had deceived her with fake promises like MOST Nigerian men do? And the poor girl scum to his pressure and fell for his tricks?
1. The article says she is a hairdresser because that is what she told them. I don't think they believe her.
If they did, an agreement would be made, I didn't say they would let her go immediately.
She even looks like someone without a family/house – there's not enough assurance to even let her step out to buy ordinary food for herself, and she's been treated like a prisoner.

2. Whose fault is that?
The person who fell for sweet-mouth and opened her towtow wide, or the person with the sweet-mouth?
Health › Re: Nursing Mother Detained For 7 Months In Lagos Hospital Over N90,000 Unpaid Bill by crackhaus: 2:39pm On Oct 02, 2020
saphiere:
What if she didn't agree to the act? She was raped, drugged or something? She's not jobless o. Read the article again.
1. If the hospital management believed she had a job to go to which would help her raise money to pay her debt, I'm pretty sure they would have found a way to reach an agreement... hence my use of the phrase 'probably jobless'.

2. If she was raped, it would have been stated in the article especially as the police and a child's rights foundation is on her case.
Health › Re: Nursing Mother Detained For 7 Months In Lagos Hospital Over N90,000 Unpaid Bill by crackhaus: 2:21pm On Oct 02, 2020
saphiere:
May God come through for her.

Dear men, if you are not ready to take responsibilities for your actions, zip up.
Interesting advise, except that I don't see a man anywhere in your article.

I see a young girl who became a mother, I see a girl who carried a pregnancy, I see a girl being held hostage inside the hospital, I see a girl sleeping on the floor with her baby... when she gets out, this girl is the one whose lifestyle has been altered as she has now being thrown into the world of motherhood.
Let's not forget she probably doesn't have a job/business.

Meanwhile the hunter is still out there living his life with no care in the world.
Did he commit a crime? NO
Will he be arrested? NO
The day he finally backtracks and decides to be part of the life of the child and the girl, will people advise her to forgive and accept him? YES

Who lost at the end of the day? ONLY THE GIRL.

Yet for some reason, it's men you're advising not to fück...

Will you advise a lion not to kill/eat humans, or is it humans you advise to be careful and protect themselves around lions?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Iran Unveils New Ballistic Missile That Could Destroy US Bases In The Gulf (Pix) by crackhaus: 11:54pm On Oct 01, 2020
HBB1:
Oh dear!

Jerusalem was fought for by the Christians and the Muslims, with the Jews caught in the middle.

Soldiers from either army entered Jerusalem and massacred Jews (practising Judaism) and non-Jews alike.

It didn't make the Jews Christian or Muslim (when the Muslims were in control)

Where Jews not in Arabia?
Did they not practice their faith?
Or where they Muslims too?

The peculiarity of Israel is its the source of the 3 Abrahamaic faiths, so each one of them tries to lay claim to it.

Jewish Christians have always been few...
From the way you're struggling to piece information together, I can tell you know absolutely nothing about the history of Palestine; the Jewish–Roman wars, the forced conversion of Jews to Christianity by the Roman Empire, or the subsequent Muslim conquests of the 7th century... cheesy

This must all be new to you.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Iran Unveils New Ballistic Missile That Could Destroy US Bases In The Gulf (Pix) by crackhaus: 9:19pm On Oct 01, 2020
HBB1:
Proves nothing.

What percentage of them were/are Christians?

Very very tiny.
Lol, I always enjoy it once I start a conversation with someone who is too proud to admit he has learnt something new. cheesy

Before the Muslim invasion of Roman occupied Israel (Palestine), what was the major religion being practiced?
Family › Re: Is It Right For A Landlord To Ask How His Tenant Got A Car? by crackhaus: 8:26pm On Oct 01, 2020
PuZZyNegro:
Eggzatily my brother. This type of question comes up when the landlord either does not have his own car or expect his tenants to be poor and to remain poor.

I reject that type of landlord
cheesycheesy
Foreign Affairs › Re: Iran Unveils New Ballistic Missile That Could Destroy US Bases In The Gulf (Pix) by crackhaus: 8:18pm On Oct 01, 2020
HBB1:
The Romans forced the Jews to accept Christianity?

What percentage of Israel is Christian?
Absolutely.

Christianity was the major religion being practiced in Roman Empire Palestine, although there were still very few Jews worshiping in secret (those that didn't go into exile in Europe).

It wasn't until the Muslim conquests of the 7th century before Islam became a part of Palestine after the Muslim army from surrounding Arab nations conquered the Romans.

As a result of that, till this day there are more Muslims than Christians or Jews in Palestine.

Family › Re: Is It Right For A Landlord To Ask How His Tenant Got A Car? by crackhaus: 5:54pm On Oct 01, 2020
Lol, what a stupid question to ask... cheesy
And you couldn't just say your friend saved up for it, so the matter can die peacefully.

Landlord wey dey find update, oversabi person...
Let him goan start pressing laptop na if that's what he's thinking... make him for buy hin own car.
Ode! grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Iran Unveils New Ballistic Missile That Could Destroy US Bases In The Gulf (Pix) by crackhaus: 5:27pm On Oct 01, 2020
Premiumwriter:
lolz.
You are funny.

If we are talking about sophistication in relation to empires, weapon is one aspect. It's great for seizing lands and conquering them.

That is only a day's work.

How do you keep the lands you seize and for how long do you keep the locals from rebelling?

That's the true test of power and sophistication. The Romans are notorious for setting up chains of commands and soldiers.


They built the best roads round their empire to keep transport easy and fast and at the same time make it easy for information flow.
All of these are things that the Chinese are capable of. I told you earlier that colonization is simply not a part of the communist principles, they have never been interested in going to conquer far-away lands.

You keep talking about the ancient Romans, as if they are any different from the US. cheesy

Romans are the ones who taught the modern west all about imperialism and colonization – they are the original capitalists.
Proof of their work is seen with the whole Jews Vs Palestinians disagreements still going on in Israel to this very day.

The Roman army is responsible for invading and colonizing Israel, then forcing the Jews to accept Christianity. The ones who refused dispersed in what started the migration and settlement of Jews around the world.
Those who remained and converted became the founding people of what was known as the Roman Empire Palestine

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