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Romance › Re: "Stay Off My Mentions", Why Is This Hard For Nlers? by crackhaus: 6:42am On Dec 04, 2019
sassysure:
I read that here o cheesy
They said it's more potent than marijuana.

I have never ever been angry with her posts and i missed her crazy posts a lot. Just see that as troll and it won't bother u. Sometimes she makes sense a lot, the rest is horse weed posting cheesy
It has never bothered me, I drive/walk past mad people on the streets without bother.

But when she starts inserting mothers and fathers in comments because she wants to make a point, then it's game time - even mad people are not that stvpid.
Romance › Re: "Stay Off My Mentions", Why Is This Hard For Nlers? by crackhaus: 10:58pm On Dec 03, 2019
sassysure:
cheesy cheesy cheesy grin

I don die cheesy

Tpia we love you, don't mind Crackhous.

He is high on horse weed cheesy cheesy cheesy grin.
Which one is horse weed? cheesy

That Tpia na problem oo
Romance › Re: "Stay Off My Mentions", Why Is This Hard For Nlers? by crackhaus: 10:57pm On Dec 03, 2019
UyaiIncomparabl:
What're you waiting for?
Your spark baby browns
Romance › Re: "Stay Off My Mentions", Why Is This Hard For Nlers? by crackhaus: 4:05pm On Dec 03, 2019
UyaiIncomparabl:
Funny. I'm not married, please. Thanks. Stop spreading unnecessary rumours.
UyaiIncomparabl:
Likewise, but from a distance too..
Baby browns, I honestly don't know why we keep messing about with each other on NL when we could be texting ourselves to sleep every night.
Romance › Re: "Stay Off My Mentions", Why Is This Hard For Nlers? by crackhaus:
nlPoster:
Wbb

Crackhouz, I've spoken to you severally about writing epistles on anything that involves me.

You need to stop this bad habit.

And of course, trust Nigerians to see stay off my mentions as a personal insult because "nobody should tell them what to do".
You're improving, I like it when nitwits deliberately misspell my handle to avoid giving me mentions - it shows they are learning to be weary of me. Please keep it up.
I definitely do not ever get in on your mentions EVER, so we are good.

About writing epistles, I don't know the universe where you and I have spoken about anything...not to mention that it has happened severally - still exposing your psychotic imbalance ain't ya? cheesy
Romance › Re: "Stay Off My Mentions", Why Is This Hard For Nlers? by crackhaus:
nlPoster:
[s]You can pull up the threads, let's look at them.

If you call me a cunt, I'll remind you your mother has one, also your father did not raise you well.

Likewise, if you believe, "Your mother's stinking cunt" is a good way to post your opinion on a forum, you shouldn't complain when responded to in like manner.

https://www.nairaland.com/5421288/mama-pussy-dey-smell-like

As per your statement about women being inferior, I think you should ponder that more instead of jumping on my mentions. [/s]
Look here, just in case you had any doubts, please allow me to clear them out once and for all.

I crackhaus, do not care about you, your imbecilic threads, or your shít-stained opinions on anything whatsoever. As far as I can figure, you do not appear all put together up there...I mean, just take a look at the kind of topics you create and the comments you make.
I don't jump in on your mentions, have never called you a cvnt or even typed that word to anyone on NL - heck, I don't even know where you get the idea that your comments have enough weight for anyone to be jumping in on them.

You are actually the one who is always jumping in on peoples' comments to yap incoherently - you have done this to me a lot, sometimes I reply and other times I gladly don't. I will not pull up any threads where you are making references to peoples' mothers and fathers because everyone who knows you knows it is your modus operandi. If you feel insulted by anyone, you deal with it and don't be a bítch by talking about their parents - you do not have the right...try saying shít like that to someone in person and you are definitely looking for a punch on your ugly face because it shows you have no living parents, or perhaps you do but you have no single regard for them.
As much as I get into arguments here often, you will never see me type anything about someone's mother or father because unlike you, I have a sense of limitation.

And I never called women inferior. Read that comment again, and note what was inserted in parenthesis - but of course, like the sick fvck you are, you always create an alternate version of things in your mind and then go on to convince yourself they are absolutely real.

You are certifiable.
Family › Re: Must Wife Travel Every Christmas by crackhaus: 2:01pm On Dec 03, 2019
armyofone:
See question grin
Valid question, I was confused.
Romance › Re: "Stay Off My Mentions", Why Is This Hard For Nlers? by crackhaus: 1:50pm On Dec 03, 2019
WowSweetGuy:
Guys sef. grin
UyaiIncomparabl is very much into me, but being a married woman makes it quite difficult for her to express herself. grin
Family › Re: If A Man Must Have Car, House And Job Before Marriage, What Must A Woman Have? by crackhaus: 1:46pm On Dec 03, 2019
armyofone:
For me - come with a career/job.
Don't buy into marriage proposal until you have a career.
For her own good
Family › Re: If A Man Must Have Car, House And Job Before Marriage, What Must A Woman Have? by crackhaus: 1:40pm On Dec 03, 2019
DBestDoc:
Crackhaus you dey worry i tell you truth.
cheesy grin

I like female doctors, just thought you should know... cool
Family › Re: If A Man Must Have Car, House And Job Before Marriage, What Must A Woman Have? by crackhaus: 1:39pm On Dec 03, 2019
ireneidiva:
I don't know how these women do it but I've always believed that a woman should have a source of income before marriage. A man or woman who cannot take care of their kids is worse than an infidel! How you just go to man's house expecting him to take care of all your needs is beyond me.
You have said more than most here, you and Bukatyne. I like your honesty.


At least you're not like some who are angry because their man is not a vulcanizer, plumber, and electrician combined...when very little change can hire these workers.
As if that's what they were told to talk about on the thread. grin
Family › Re: Thoughts On Thread: She Married An Old Fashioned Man, Kindly Advise Her by crackhaus: 9:07pm On Dec 02, 2019
bukatyne:
Awwwww

Thanks. smiley
wink
Romance › Re: "Stay Off My Mentions", Why Is This Hard For Nlers? by crackhaus: 9:01pm On Dec 02, 2019
midnighter:
Thank you! What the hell
The disconnect is astounding
Family › Re: If A Man Must Have Car, House And Job Before Marriage, What Must A Woman Have? by crackhaus: 8:57pm On Dec 02, 2019
sassysure:
U are going the oyibo way cheesy
As far as Nigeria is concerned, what will u bring equals money cheesy

Education is already there. The number of Nigerian girls that attend higher institution is greater than boys so who marry nowadays without going to school?
Secondly, women who didn't go to school are skilled in various trades.
See, women bring more actually. Stop twisting this.
As for emotional support etc, makes no difference.
Unless u mean legal banging grin. Still women lead here grin
Even managing the 4 seconds man grin or one that looks like one of my fingers grin
I don't think anyone has stated the opposite of this so far, but when you women are given the opportunity to talk about your worth, you can't even do yourselves the favor by listing these things that are so much, without adding some emotional tantrum in the mix. cheesy

You even mentioned being skilled in various trades - why are your sisters not mentioning things like that?

If women have no confidence in themselves regarding the tangible things they ought to have before getting married, how then do you expect anyone else to think or give honour to people who don't even believe they should be honoured for anything other than currency? cheesycheesy

Blame men, society, and religion, in your next response. I'm waiting,
Family › Re: Thoughts On Thread: She Married An Old Fashioned Man, Kindly Advise Her by crackhaus:
This Bukatyne continues to amaze me.

I love this. cool
Romance › Re: "Stay Off My Mentions", Why Is This Hard For Nlers? by crackhaus: 7:12pm On Dec 02, 2019
UyaiIncomparabl:
You're a very troublesome and pesky person.
I'm attracted to you too...from a very long distance.
Family › Re: If A Man Must Have Car, House And Job Before Marriage, What Must A Woman Have? by crackhaus: 6:04pm On Dec 02, 2019
sassysure:
E no balance joor tongue

Let us be realistic here. Men marry women beyond their age a lot. Now, when he is out there working, she is still in school. By the time u are out of school, u don marry. If u refuse to marry and start hunting for jobs, they will brand u evening newspaper. And as u are thinking of what to do with your life and future, u are already pregnant. So tell me, what do u have them do in this situation? Few are lucky, got jobs before marriage.
Then again,men feel very intimidated marrying a made women. They want a woman they can Lord over. So it gels well marrying her when she is still in school or serving to massage his ego that she is dependant on him.

I am indifferent to names one bear after marriage. What I'm after is what names our properties are registered on, and u, the man treating me like a human being before a woman as long as I treat u the same way. We are good.
Why e go balance for una eye? grin

Anyway, I believe the point has been made on the thread so far. All this you're typing na just excess load to divert from the main issue which is that a lot of you are not able to list any tangible thing a woman should have before marriage.
One of una is already blaming society and religion for not having anything in her life, lol.. cheesy

To think I was even expecting a woman to list things like:
1. Good job/business
2. Above average university/college degree
3. Virginity grin
Etc...
Tangible things and the sort, at least you get the point.

But it's almost as if you people don't even put value in anything that does not have currency symbols attached to it, and you wonder why people keep wondering what women bring to the table. cheesy

Some even erroneously claim that it's only money men bring to the table.
Well if it's that easy to bring the bulk of the finances to the table before getting married, why aren't more women doing it?
Let me guess - they can't because of men, society, & religion. grin

Support,
Peace of mind,
Good character,
Children...

These are the only things a so-called modern & woke independent woman has to offer.

What then is the difference between this one and those women who didn't have rights to education or enfranchisement in the workforce?
Family › Re: Must Wife Travel Every Christmas by crackhaus: 4:27pm On Dec 02, 2019
bukatyne:
Which is not common
At all...
Family › Re: If A Man Must Have Car, House And Job Before Marriage, What Must A Woman Have? by crackhaus: 4:21pm On Dec 02, 2019
ImaIma1:
I thought you were smart. Smart people don't jump into baseless conclusions.

Why not go ask Oprah the questions then? Why bothering with me?
Na wah oo.

Didn't you already say it was ONLY good character and support you had to offer before you got married? cheesy

If you had something else, talk na before accusing me of jumping into anything.

Lmao... cheesy
Family › Re: If A Man Must Have Car, House And Job Before Marriage, What Must A Woman Have? by crackhaus: 4:17pm On Dec 02, 2019
sassysure:
Sometimes yes.

U see a thread where a woman and her bridal train were on wheechairs, look at the pictures very well. That guy is in it because of the money. She brings in the money and connections. His friends and family couldn't do that for him. He even look hungry

As far as Abuja is concerned, guys do Wed because of the support he can get o.
I attended 2. U guys always make it look like women bring nothing to the table.
You're using the exceptional cases of men marrying a woman because of the financial support they can get from her? cheesy
Okay then, in these cases the man is providing her with his good character, peace of mind, and 'support'.

E still balance now abi? cheesy


Left to me, they should not bring anything. Leaving my family to go and answer your name,give birth to kids that bears your surname is more than all other support combined.

Some of the guys will realise u are evening newspaper after setting them up.
See this is why you are one of the few ladies here I still fancy - you dey talk truth.

Although the question was what you should have before marriage, not what happens after it. But you try.

So I guess this means you are of the belief that a woman MUST bear her husband's surname with no argument whatsoever. cheesy
Family › Re: If A Man Must Have Car, House And Job Before Marriage, What Must A Woman Have? by crackhaus: 4:06pm On Dec 02, 2019
ImaIma1:
As you grow older, you will understand better the reason for marriage. But for now, just bother your head with other things that you have knowledge about
Tell that to Oprah Winfrey, she's twice your age and will have very good answers to the questions you are still struggling to answer. cheesy

When you've been depending on men all your life, it will be very hard to have anything else than good character & 'support'.
Family › Re: If A Man Must Have Car, House And Job Before Marriage, What Must A Woman Have? by crackhaus: 4:02pm On Dec 02, 2019
donstan18:
No female Nairalander alive can answer this question correctly with good explanations.

E too sure me like shoki.
I am not even holding my breath until I see them give answers, because I will just end up killing myself from suffocation.
Family › Re: If A Man Must Have Car, House And Job Before Marriage, What Must A Woman Have? by crackhaus:
ImaIma1:
Then he should marry his friends or his family smiley
Yeah, as if I didn't already see this textbook response coming a thousand miles away. cheesy

Now you understand that the reason why a man probably needs to marry a woman is ONLY to have legal access to puccci, legal kids too, since he can't get any of these from family/friends.

No need to get upset though because this is just what you implied by that short unsurprising response. I only interpreted it for everyone to see the kind of mindset most of your kind have, not like most of us aren't already aware. grin
Family › Re: Must Wife Travel Every Christmas by crackhaus: 3:49pm On Dec 02, 2019
bukatyne:
Year in, year out is very unreasonable.
Even a blind bat would know this without having to read a thread of this nature - this shít is common sense. cheesy
Family › Re: If A Man Must Have Car, House And Job Before Marriage, What Must A Woman Have? by crackhaus: 3:45pm On Dec 02, 2019
bukatyne:
Depends what the man she wants to marry deems important.

Your OP just lists the wants/needs of a set of women.
Bukatyne, generally speaking, what should a woman have before marriage?

I fancy questions like this because it is such a proof of a woman's inherently inferior nature (due to her own perception of herself), and it is exactly why a lot of women will keep receiving the short end of the stick in every society on earth.

This thread can get to 50pages and I bet NL women will not list anything different from good character, support, etc - it will always be intangible things, never anything of substance.

It's embarrassing.
Family › Re: If A Man Must Have Car, House And Job Before Marriage, What Must A Woman Have? by crackhaus: 3:35pm On Dec 02, 2019
ImaIma1:
I guess you didn't see "support" there. Or you saw it but you don't know what it means.
Oh I did, but my above human intelligence tells me it's a good character that brings about a supportive personality - and even on this, the concept of this support is still very vague.

Are you implying that the 'support' a man will get from a woman is different or more special from the one he already gets from the friends he's known for say 15/20yrs, or from the family he's known all his life? cheesy
Family › Re: If A Man Must Have Car, House And Job Before Marriage, What Must A Woman Have? by crackhaus: 1:45pm On Dec 02, 2019
ImaIma1:
You finish work!

While virginity is admirable and good to maintain till marriage, it is not as important as a good character and a wife that gives her husband piece of mind and support.
So what must a woman have?

Only good character? cheesy
Family › Re: If A Man Must Have Car, House And Job Before Marriage, What Must A Woman Have? by crackhaus: 1:43pm On Dec 02, 2019
donstan18:
Virginity. Her virginity must be intact. That's what a lady must have to grant her the qualifications of choosing the kind of man she wants.

You have no right as a non-virgin lady to set standard for the kind of man you want.
https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/rofl.gif
Family › Re: Must Wife Travel Every Christmas by crackhaus: 1:27pm On Dec 02, 2019
sassysure:
Don't try to defend that guy at all. He don't know his bearing. Imagine leaving a man in this cold weather,, bla bla bla.

Very annoying. Hate men who whine like old people
Relax, I wasn't even trying to defend him...that comment felt like she was advising him to do what he already wanted to do - which is to spend time with his wife and kids. grin

Personally I wouldn't make this a big deal, as long as she's not forcing me to go with her.
Heck I'll probably welcome the free time if my woman decides she wants to be with her family during the festivities - maybe I will just end up with my own family & siblings (or friends too) if I get bored, afterall everyone has their roots & I'm no bastàrd, lmao.. cheesy
Romance › Re: "Stay Off My Mentions", Why Is This Hard For Nlers? by crackhaus: 6:21am On Dec 02, 2019
See the insect telling people to stay off her mentions when she herself is incapable of staying off other peoples' comments, sometimes to even insult their mothers and fathers.

The effrontery... cheesy
Family › Re: Must Wife Travel Every Christmas by crackhaus: 6:11am On Dec 02, 2019
armyofone:
What is the big deal going to hers or your papa village for Christmas?? Can't y'all stay in your home to celebrate Christmas and new year and create your own memories and legacy ?? Nigerians sef always making a thang out of nothing!
Answer to your question: No- you guys must not travel but stay at home and build your own memories with the kids.
Is this for him, or for his wife? cheesy
Family › Re: Reserve People :are You Getting Fair Treatment? by crackhaus: 6:06am On Dec 02, 2019
amtheone:
Mehnnnn. How do u guys cope with all these insults.

It seems like this platform has pratically turned to a "war zone". No polite argument anymore. Every argument must end with an insult.

I'm tempted to ask, could it be a result of harsh economy and frustration? I still remember, when I joined this platform in 2013 I think, one could express his/her views without being insulted. Unfortunately, such cannot be said of these days. Some will even go as far as insulting the parents of those whose views they don't agree. It's quite unfortunate and a sad situation.

I think we should be mindful of our words.

Happy new month to u all.
Those ones don't have living parents, that has to be one explanation.
The other probable explanation is they have parents but have no regard for them, and as such can talk about someone else's father/mother any way they see fit. cheesy

It's psychological.

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