Family › Re: Please Advice Me On My Family Issue by crackhaus: 9:50am On Nov 25, 2019 |
Acidosis: What kind of thing is this? Lack of communication for 3 hours is enough to leave your husband's house??
3 hours?   This is why I love being around people with a very peculiar orientation. If that woman was married to some people I know, she will continue sleeping in her mother's house until the same mother calls to ask what is going on... then the family meeting can commence from there.  The first question they will ask the mother is, what kind of responsible mother receives her married daughter into her home for the night without at least calling up her son-in-law to confirm his knowledge of it? |
Family › Re: She Married An Old Fashioned Man, Kindly Advise Her by crackhaus: 9:25am On Nov 25, 2019 |
mysticwarrior: If e no be the real thing e no fit be like the real thing, if I dey lie ask that woman wey them dey call "IBINABO FIBERESIMA" that woman na better nympho wey no dey relent" if Daniel Wilson no dey available she go switch to Fred Amata, if Amata no sabi fire she go go meet Philip Trimnel, if Trimnel dey spend two minutes ontop na to run follow Uche Egbuka, as I dey talk she don even run leave that one for marriage dey fine another, as she fine na so she dey lash dey waka, even with breast cancer the woman still dey fire dey go, chai I shake my joy stick for that woman. Lol  |
Family › Re: Why Is The Paternal Family So Disliked? by crackhaus: 9:23am On Nov 25, 2019 |
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Family › Re: Why Is The Paternal Family So Disliked? by crackhaus: 9:17am On Nov 25, 2019 |
Jarrow: Lol at the bolded. Cheers to the compliment. I like you too for your humour. Be a good brother and in-law! Of course. Also, everyone here who has had only negative things to say about the paternal side of their family should endeavour that they themselves are more than perfect in-laws to the wives & in the homes of their own brother(s)...otherwise they are inadvertently part of a paternal family which someone else is talking shít about right now. Circle of life  |
Family › Re: Why Is The Paternal Family So Disliked? by crackhaus: 11:01pm On Nov 24, 2019 |
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Family › Re: Why Is The Paternal Family So Disliked? by crackhaus: 10:48pm On Nov 24, 2019 |
Jarrow: Lol... interesting stuff is that one person's paternal family is most times, another's maternal family. You know what, I think you might just be the most enlightened poster I've read from since the beginning of last week.  Apart from me of course  I like you, I like you very much...no homo! |
Family › Re: She Married An Old Fashioned Man, Kindly Advise Her by crackhaus: 10:45pm On Nov 24, 2019 |
yeyeosoronga: Are you ''kidneying'' me or you're trying to wind me up?
You've never heard the word before? Anyway, online dictionary's definition:
physiological /fɪzɪəˈlɒdʒɪk(ə)l/ Learn to pronounce adjective 1. relating to the branch of biology that deals with the normal functions of living organisms and their parts. "physiological research on the causes of violent behaviour" 2. relating to the way in which a living organism or bodily part functions. "slow down your body's physiological response to anger by breathing deeply" Wow, you think I quoted you because I don't know the meaning of the word. Are you wound up yet?  |
Family › Re: She Married An Old Fashioned Man, Kindly Advise Her by crackhaus: 10:31pm On Nov 24, 2019 |
yeyeosoronga: Sex is actually classed as a physiological need, as with food , water, health, sleep, shelter, clothing. These are even classed before safety needs. Madam has been deprived of sex for almost a year or more since she found out she was pregnant, till the baby will stop breastfeeding. That will be close to a total of 2 years at the very least, of not meeting her sexual needs. That's definitely more than being icky about sex on the husband's part. While a vibrator or d.ildo can do a pretty good job too, I doubt if a young girl in marriage will want to see that as her lifetime sentence I wonder how the man has been meeting his own sexual needs though... Lmao... Physiological  Where did you learn this one from? |
Family › Re: She Married An Old Fashioned Man, Kindly Advise Her by crackhaus: 10:25pm On Nov 24, 2019 |
mysticwarrior: why she go use brush when better screwdriver dey with her husband? You never hear say 95% sexual satisfaction na from clitoral stimulation?  Dat screwdriver na unnecessary hardware when one very soft brush gently moving over her clit fit make am turn into Olympic gymnast. Even the females wey read about this brush don dey imagine am, and it is sending chills down their spine.. I TELL YOU  |
Family › Re: She Married An Old Fashioned Man, Kindly Advise Her by crackhaus: 10:21pm On Nov 24, 2019 |
How does the man's libido and sex-drive even fathom into the conversation?  People are just so sex-centric these days that it is totally unbelievable for a healthy man to go over 9months without any need to fvck his pregnant wife, or fvck anyone for that matter. Messed up mentality. |
Family › Re: She Married An Old Fashioned Man, Kindly Advise Her by crackhaus: 10:14pm On Nov 24, 2019 |
kennybabs1980: No point Sir, you don't know how it feels when a hubby don't pump her ball... And how does it feel genius? |
Family › Re: She Married An Old Fashioned Man, Kindly Advise Her by crackhaus: 10:10pm On Nov 24, 2019 |
mysticwarrior: don't blame the woman its a normal thing for most woman to have sexual desires during pregnancy. I'm aware, but not having sex during that period because the husband is feeling icky about it ought not to be a big deal. If the thing too scratch her, she should carry brush and scrub it slowly and gently. |
Family › Re: She Married An Old Fashioned Man, Kindly Advise Her by crackhaus: 9:30pm On Nov 24, 2019 |
Mindfulness: Sex is a basic human need unless you have a very low libido which is the exception so it's neither food nor oxygen advise won't make it better. Try to tell this your husband.  You learnt this one through scientific experiments in a classroom? |
Family › Re: She Married An Old Fashioned Man, Kindly Advise Her by crackhaus: 9:29pm On Nov 24, 2019 |
How is any of this even a problem that required her to go blabbing. Air conditioning & wanting to have sex while pregnant? Seriously? |
Family › Re: Some Of The Problems We Have Today In Our Marriages, Is From Our Upbringing. by crackhaus: 8:54pm On Nov 24, 2019 |
Hadeehart101: You should not call foul when you know nothing about who he is. Who the hell is dragging knowledge of your boyfriend with you, and what is my darn business with who he is?  You're definitely coo coo... If you were not high on some very good weed, how on earth will you claim to know someone you met in 100L more than the parents from whose loins he came forth, more than his siblings, and in fact more than every single person he has ever met? Lol... Are you alright? |
Family › Re: Why Is No One Talking About The Boy In The Babcock University Sex Video? by crackhaus: 8:48pm On Nov 24, 2019 |
crackhaus: If not that Nigerians are like the most self-righteous brand of human specimen in the entire universe, I honestly don't understand how that sex video became something of a big deal enough to spawn an unending conversation. 
All of una sef wey go look for the video just to watch am, are closet perverts and porn addicts. 
People just heard that a sex video is trending, then rushed to watch it and then started having opinions, lol...  Fvck it... Deji Yusufu has stolen & used my unique perspective on social psychology to come up with one of his writeups.  Intellectual theft  VBCampaign: Sex Tapes and Depraved Viewers
In the past week another sex tape hit the Nigerian social media space. A young couple can be seen in the video in what is best called compromised positions. It happens that the two of them are students of Babcock University. Almost immediately after the tape was published, the university issues a statement saying that the boy in the tape had since been rusticated from the school; while the university has now taken the decision to also expel the lady.
In a bid to get more information on the story I thought I should view the tape myself. So I searched on YouTube and saw this seven minute video of a young man saying something like this:
“Eh, so what are you looking for? Sex tape abi? I don’t have any sex tape here o. I just want you to subscribe to my channel. You know, you people come here and watch me tell jokes all the time but you don’t follow my YouTube videos. Is it good? Now sex tape has been released and you are all running around looking for it. It is not here… Just subscribe to my channel; abeg…”
While his message was meant to be cheeky and a creative way to get people to follow his videos on YouTube, it turned out to be a rebuke on my own heart. What exactly did I need a sex scene for? The facts of the story were already in the public. So why was I looking for the video to validate the story? I realized that my own depraved mind was looking for something which was clearly pornographic but couched in the guise of a breaking news. It did not take long to see my heart. I repented.
Third, the viewers of the sex tapes are all guilty. That is you and me. Has anyone ever wondered why sex-tapes go viral? Viral means that something has gone everywhere – like the spread of a virus. The reason such videos go viral is because certain people are watching them. If you do not watch a video and choose not to pass it on to the next person, the video will stop right there on it tracks. But there is a depravity in all of us that loves to see nudity. Many of us do not watch pornography but we enjoy the sight of others being exposed while doing what people should be doing in private. It is sin in us that makes us crave to see sex tapes and this is where repentance is required of us all. We are all guilty.
© Deji Yesufu
Deji Yesufu is the author of the books of Victor Banjo and Half a Millennium. He teaches a Reformed Bible Study group every Saturday morning at the University of Ibadan.
Source: http://mouthpiece.com.ng/sex-tapes-and-depraved-viewers/ |
Family › Re: If You Die, Would You Want Your Spouse To Move On And Remarry? by crackhaus: 7:31pm On Nov 24, 2019*. Modified: 9:13pm On Nov 24, 2019 |
Our promise is to wait till our children are at least old enough not to need the attention from either of us (the surviving parent) anymore - this is most likely going to be when they're in college. |
Family › Re: Some Of The Problems We Have Today In Our Marriages, Is From Our Upbringing. by crackhaus: 7:24pm On Nov 24, 2019 |
Hadeehart101: Isn't this the story of my life? I'm not married yet (still a student) and my boyfriend and I met since 100L but we just started dating 8 months ago. We are each other's best friend and everything. I can confidently say I know him more than his parents and every other person he has met combined. We are almost always together and when we are not, we are always conversing on the phone. Even if we don't end up getting married, the issue of not getting to know ourselves well wouldn't have been an issue at all. PS: We both try our best to keep it a hundred with one another. Even in our present state, we spend our pocket money together and try to source for more together. You need to see us when we are planning how much to spend in a week. LOL. Like we are actually married. I had quit marijuana, but please tell me the country they grow the specie you've been taking.  |
Family › Re: Why Is The Paternal Family So Disliked? by crackhaus: 6:54pm On Nov 24, 2019 |
genq: Nah I will respond witch! 
I was never chums with that weakling called missjo - you in fact, bullied that girl into oblivion and I simply reminded her of that! Don't act like her spokesperson now after treating the flat-chested simpleton like a non-entity. Yes you and your coven members! Guy leave my baby alone, she's so not used to Nigerian aggression and hot-headedness. |
Family › Re: Why Is The Paternal Family So Disliked? by crackhaus: 6:49pm On Nov 24, 2019 |
Lol, see my wife's moniker being mentioned everywhere  Na wah |
Family › Re: Is This Normal? by crackhaus: 6:02pm On Nov 24, 2019*. Modified: 9:18pm On Nov 24, 2019 |
Confused11: The liberty is indeed too much that you can sense little bits of disregards from them to him (even me). My hubby is a tough boss, once he speaks all the staff obey but now, he has to speaks thrice before these twins even make a move. And it is beginning to show on other staffs too.
I just don't seem understand. Is it empathy or he is now fond of them. Apart from the emotional distress your husband is causing you, this here is proof of his gross misconduct. Been there, done that...and I can say for a fact there is no good reason under the sun for the boss to be too close to female staff, no reason whatsoever. Your husband is slowly losing his respect in that office and if you know what is good for you, tell him to change his ways - if he won't do it for you since he obviously doesn't care how you feel, then he should do it for himself and for his own self-respect. Not to mention these girls are just 19...goddamnit, 19! He doesn't know what is happening. There's probably a gossip already going round amongst the staff about him and it won't be good for him and his reputation when he has to start explaining himself to his superiors - I'm a jovial person, I'm a jovial person...that's how queries will start flying left, right, and centre over things that don't concern him until he is fired or forced to resign out of shame. Your problem at this point will not just be a randy husband, but a jobless randy husband. |
Family › Re: Adorable Photo Of Nigerian Mum And Her 6 Sons In Matching Outfits by crackhaus: 3:25pm On Nov 24, 2019 |
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Family › Re: Adorable Photo Of Nigerian Mum And Her 6 Sons In Matching Outfits by crackhaus: 7:42am On Nov 24, 2019 |
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Family › Re: Adorable Photo Of Nigerian Mum And Her 6 Sons In Matching Outfits by crackhaus: 9:09pm On Nov 23, 2019 |
Lol, Ujujoan2  |
Family › Re: Some Of The Problems We Have Today In Our Marriages, Is From Our Upbringing. by crackhaus: 9:03pm On Nov 23, 2019 |
bukatyne: Hahahahahahaha
It was with my husband noni even though we were not patient. 
That was the only thing you saw abi? Well, you both were not married then...so typing 'my husband' is a bit uhmmmm, never mind anyway. No judgment  |
Family › Re: What Is The Purpose Of Abstinence From Sex? Pls by crackhaus: 11:50am On Nov 23, 2019 |
Guy quit this fearmongering and stick to your values if it means that much to you.
There are still virgin girls & women available to marry, make sure you choose one so you don't feel cheated. |
Family › Re: Why Is No One Talking About The Boy In The Babcock University Sex Video? by crackhaus: 7:30pm On Nov 22, 2019 |
If not that Nigerians are like the most self-righteous brand of human specimen in the entire universe, I honestly don't understand how that sex video became something of a big deal enough to spawn an unending conversation.  All of una sef wey go look for the video just to watch am, are closet perverts and porn addicts.  People just heard that a sex video is trending, then rushed to watch it and then started having opinions, lol...  |
Family › Re: Some Of The Problems We Have Today In Our Marriages, Is From Our Upbringing. by crackhaus: 5:36pm On Nov 22, 2019 |
bukatyne: 3. We harness our resources together. We know our strengths and weaknesses and fill in for each other Irrespective of what is conventional. I remember we used to move our clothes to house where there was water and we wash together. We read together, fvcked in between and went back to our books. We shared our pocket money together and drafted text messages of 'projects' together to aunties and uncles when we were broke. You mean pre-marital sex?  I don't believe it, it's a lie  |
Family › Re: Wife Is Not Your Blood Relative by crackhaus: 5:07pm On Nov 22, 2019 |
Your point please? |
Family › Re: Why Would Someone Always Procrastinate While The Partner Is Always Proactive? by crackhaus: 4:39pm On Nov 22, 2019 |
It's simply because different people have different personalities, and this should not cause serious disagreements when there is understanding. |
Family › Re: Why The Rampant Cases Of Divorce? Married Folks Please Share Your Experience. by crackhaus: 4:33pm On Nov 22, 2019 |
Only very few people in this present generation actually know how to love.
This is what I believe to be the underlying cause. |