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UjuJoan2:


Jeeeeez, this is so funny.

Truth is that hormones make pregnant women Hot at odd times. They have the strangest craving and longings. But it's just the whole chemical reactions going on in their system.

You are a good man for not going through with it. Most men are not that strong.

Truth is if you had done it you would have been taking advantage of her. And when she puts to bed and regains her sense, she'll resent you for it...

It's like sleeping with a drunk or stoned girl. . . .

Or accuse me of rape, lmao..
I wonder where that lady is now, it's been over 10years - I doubt she will even remember the incident.

sassysure:

I'm always lucky

It's good

UjuJoan2:
Oh I tend to 'glow' when pregnant, trust me But still . . . Why would a man even think that way about another man's wife, who is pregnant

Anyway, I gave up trying to understand men a long time ago; also trying to give up on judging them. . . . I know sometimes we can be 'victims' of our desires.

Strange world we live in.

Yes I know about the glow some pregnant women have...but still


I hate sharing this story:
I had a heavily pregnant neighbour when I was in uni who I regularly checked up on since she stayed alone (husband worked out of town). It was clear that evening during one of those regular visits that she was in a very hórny state - the nightie she put on was completely transparent and she was wearing nothing underneath, NOTHING!
As a guy man, immediately she opened the door I could sense her intentions - dat kain thing no dey miss me. I just played along and started the usual chit-chat, then she brought fruits as usual...everything still cool. The next thing that happened in like a split second was her lips locking mine.
I admit that for maybe 5secs I was carried away, perhaps it was the taste of the pineapple and bananas on our lips that made it sweet - but when I regained composure, I just backed up, looked at her and simply asked her if she wanted to have sex. The speed with which she answered yes sef was too funny.

I told her she should excuse me as I needed to get condoms from my flat next door - the mistake she made that day was letting me walk out of there. By the time I reached my crib and found my stash, the holy spirit had ministered to me oo - fear no let me return there dat evening, all I could think of was the protruding stomach and baby inside it.

UjuJoan2:
I've had men 'proposition' me in my extremely pregnant state. Quite disgusting I tell you . . .

Men are just so foolish and annoying.

I wonder what happened to the s3x dolls you guys were all raving about I honestly thought it would help relieve women of having to endure disgusting sexual propositions from men.

Send me a picture of you in your very pregnant state, let me see what they were seeing sef

Stvpid men

sassysure:
Haaaa!

He has corrected me before o

Let me infuse that in my subconscious.
crackHAUS, crackHAUS.
Naaaa, this one is hard.
Thanks

You are very lucky you're taken, wetin I for do you ehn...

akoraye:
Thanks! I told her mother that I've been calling my and she's not picking it which my MIL aswered me that she just spoke to her daughter not quite long that she will soon come. Meaning she could pick up her mother's call and neglected mine.

Expand on this.

It's possible she already knows about the disagreement and advised her daughter to return to you. In which case, there is no need for her to discuss it with you again - she has done her part and left the rest for both of you to settle.

Your initial statements gave the impression that your MIL has done nothing regarding the matter.

Hamachi:
are u sure?

To the best of my ability, yes.

Rubby007:
well to me my thought is maybe her mummy played a big row in her returning back home the following day don't let us judge her base on assumption

This is a very good angle.
It's very possible her mother was the one who urged her to return to her husband's house the next day.

I honestly cannot understand how a responsible woman will not want to find out why her married daughter suddenly drops in to spend the night.

CanadaOrBust:
See him. He’s probably watching xvideo on another screen as we speak!

Just because a sicko like you loves watching men fvck pregnant women does not mean everyone does the same.

wirinet:
It's called a fetish. Some people have very weird fetishes. Some love small girls (which is a crime), others love small boys (which is also a crime). My friends in Abuja tells me many Abuja top civil servants love having sex with married women. Some others still love inflicting pain on themselves or their partner during sex as their fetish.
It's a strange world out there

Darn, he should reserve his fetish for his pregnant wife/girlfriends.

Having an attraction to a heavily pregnant woman who is carrying the baby of another man is not just disgusting, it is a fvcking large neon sign of psychosis. Damn it!

CanadaOrBust:
It is actually a thriving part of the porn industry - so I’m not alone

Your defense is the porn industry?
As in, porn?
Where people film themselves completely nakéd having sex?

These are the people you appreciate being grouped with.

DexterousOne:
Haha

Very true

They will become the evil ones in the future.

CanadaOrBust:
See! I was right - crack and trolling go together like Jacob Zuma’s index fingers

Coming from someone who gets turned on by pregnant women he didn't make pregnant.

And you're not even ashamed of announcing yourself.

CanadaOrBust:
I was the only who mentioned libido and sex drive - u were obviously preoccupied with my post instead of articulating yours

Didn't I say you have down's syndrome?

Go have a read of the comments on the first page again.

You just sit down and believe your village people are always after you, even on NL.

CanadaOrBust:
Just like I said - like Jacob Zuma’s index fingers
I have long moved on, it is u that can’t stop trolling

Was this before or after you kept mentioning me to tell me you're not the only one with your opinion, like a 6yr old girl?

CanadaOrBust:
See why u shouldn’t generalize? I have actually always been turned on by pregnant women - don’t know why

Just look at who I have been conversing with on this thread.

You are a disaster, and you need help with your issues.
Getting turned on by pregnant women... Jesus

You should be lobotomized.

Alexaonfleek:
brush is even too far
Her middle finger would do

You know your body jor...

CanadaOrBust:
U so right.
Mr. CRACKHAUS (what a moniker), see, I’m not the only one that thinks those are just excuses.

CanadaOrBust:
Mr. CRACKHAUS (what a moniker, but it could have been worse like crackhead), see, I’m not the only one saying it!

CanadaOrBust:
U misspelt it - it is crackHAUS. No wonder he picked such moniker - crack and trolling tend to go together like Jacob Zuma’s index fingers

Darn it... Will you quit typing my handle repeatedly?

You're not the only one, You're not the only one... So what?
Move on

CanadaOrBust:
Lol. I find your insultiveness amusing because there is absolutely no basis for it.
No, I am the very first to comment on this thread. Instead of stating your own views, you were attacking me for making an assumption

Spaghetti brain, is this not my 'own view' on the topic right on the first page?

crackhaus:
How does the man's libido and sex-drive even fathom into the conversation?

People are just so sex-centric these days that it is totally unbelievable for a healthy man to go over 9months without any need to fvck his pregnant wife, or fvck anyone for that matter.

Messed up mentality.

You probably have a case of down's syndrome or something, for you to keep telling me to state my own views.

CanadaOrBust:
(What’s with this obsession with my kids - u r BASELESSLY ASSUMING I have kids)
Bros, you have to start with an assumption otherwise u can’t discuss the topic - I’m not the man, neither r u. My assumption is he must not be that into sex, which I shorthanded as “asexual” for this discussion.
Proffer your own ideas and make your own comments - that’s how civilized people discuss

If I didn't already figure you were as sharp as a block of wood, I would have been more serious in my replies to you.

Just see your last paragraph in bold.
Was it not my own comment on this thread that started this and got you to quote me yapping about asexuality?
Or do you have a 24hr memory retention limit?

BTW, I know you don't have kids...but like a block of wood, you won't sense sarcasm if it was a double-edged sword swinging towards the surface of your skin.

Grasscutter:
They have removed my comments too it's a sad thing when people (moderators) cannot handle the truth.

Did I break any rule? By pointing out the obvious? I repeat shame on you/whoever has done so

Lmao

Rule 19: Don't use alternate accounts to access Nairaland after being banned. If you do, make sure we don't find out.

After admitting in that hidden comment that this handle is an alternate in response to your main being banned maliciously, you still asked that question.

You're either extremely smart or extremely stvpid, no gray areas in-between for you.

StPete:
Any man with a healthy sex appetite will not go without Sex for a week let alone 9 months unless you’re relieving yourself elsewhere. Surely, low libido has been the reason behind his not wanting to copulate, forget his archaic mindset.

There's so much comedy in this statement that trying to respond seriously to it will give it an appearance of fact.

CanadaOrBust:
U ok sir? Why r u so hung up on the definition of asexual. Google it, you’d know the exact textbook definition. What we r discussing here is why a man would avoid having sex with his wife for two years on the pretext she was pregnant, then breastfeeding. He might even decide it is not safe till the child starts school!

Genius, you and I are not having any discussion.
You already assumed the reason behind the man's behaviour is because he is asexual.

CanadaOrBust:
Some people avoid sex if they can. Some don’t have sex at all - asexual. That’s how libido figures into it. Everyone’s sexuality is not like yours

The only thing you are supposed to be typing now is a statement acquiescing to my advise on how you should teach your baseless assumptions to your kids.

1StopRudeness:
Why do u ladies worry so much about what people say about you especially guys... people u don’t even know, people that don’t know u most of the time..the funniest part is your fellow women folk even say more horrible shiit..

Few men say they don’t like a divorcee or say some nasty shitt...u cry river.
some men say they don’t want non-virgins you start screaming discrimination, a man has some nasty opinion about ladies with cascade of abortion history, you start screaming double standards...at the end of the day, everyone is entitled to his or her preference and opinion about you..weda good or nasty...I feel the duty is on you not to let it bug you instead of crying and clamoring that they should talk or they have their nasty personal opinion...
You women always approach life like u want some automatic support and validation from the world..sooner or later, u’ll start tagging it as hate....
The fact is u can never have total control over how people see u, we all have different mentality and process things differently, some people are damaged and hurt psychologically, experiences have damaged their views about the world....no matter how good and perfect ur life may seem, married, great husband, have a house and car... someone will still have something nasty and horrible to say about you let alone when u are divorced, a prostitutee, barren, or worst, u have a sex tape online sucking sperrm from a d!c..

The world is naturally mean, it’s not a man thing....Develop a thick skin, enjoy ur life with the decisions you took and the consequences that follow....at the end of the day...the world owes you nothing..

Leave them, always crying wa wa wa wa wa about men and society.
Where are their balls?

Men get away with stuff because over the centuries men have learnt not to give a shekel weight of silver fvck.

Being a strong independent woman is not by mouth only.


@lavylilly
You want to be single at 35/40, you want be a divorcee or single mom? Then please be that, own that shít and carry your cross.
No one owes you sympathy.

Women should stop thinking they can legislate how people should feel.

missjo:
You nutter
Stay quit, and don't go back to burning trees

You know I won't

missjo:
Lol, I am tired of your people

Those freaks are not my people, you know my people ladybug.

bukatyne:
I am proud to say I have been sweet to my inlaws/relatives connected to me by marriage to a male relative.

Easy to do when you ditch culture and embrace religion + common sense.

I remember an uncle's wife who was shocked when I packed her plates in my cousin's house.

Cousin's wife put to bed and we (I & Uncle's wife) came to care for the new wife. I was done with my stay and leaving when uncle's wifey came.

She knelt totally to greet my cousin (culture which I think is bullshit) and wanted to wait on us calling us sir and ma.

We were done eating (I cooked) and packed her plates. She was reluctant and said it is her duty to pack it bla bla (culturally true). I looked at her and told her that I accorded her same respect I did her husband and I would never let him take his own plates to the sink. They are one.

Any one especially lady who hides under culture and tradition to maltreated her male relatives' wives should remember same culture is alive during her own time.

Cool story, but it must have escaped you that you're NOT the only one that makes up the paternal side of the family.

While you are proud in your good behaviour, the ones with bad behaviour are spoiling your good image behind your back and someone somewhere is still talking shít about the paternal (husband's or father's) side of the family to which you belong.

Have you ever seen where one or two good fruits in a basket filled with rotten fruits turns the entire basket into a basket of good fruits?

CanadaOrBust:
Look, there are all types of sexuality. Some people are gay but get married to opposite sex then avoid sex with their spouse as much as possible. Sex is such a primal urge that all these OP said are just excuses to avoid sex - if nothing else he’d seek mutual madturbation with his wife (unless he’s getting it else where)

Save this sex education for your kids man - don't forget to tell them that sex is such a primal urge and avoiding it means they are asexual & something is wrong with their libido.

God, I love this thread

babythug:
Your wife could have given an impression that all was well and it’s not unheard of for married folks to
Spend the night at their parents place anyway!

I feel you should focus on resolving things with mrs and not why your MIL has not reached out to you!

Yeah right, except that when married folks spend the night at a parents' home, a phone call is usually made as a form of acknowledgement of arrival.
And it is hardly an unexpected visit even when it does happen.

This is how responsible people behave.

CanadaOrBust:
Some people avoid sex if they can. Some don’t have sex at all - asexual. That’s how libido figures into it. Everyone’s sexuality is not like yours

Anyone who is avoiding sex or not having sex at all, is asexual with a very low libido.

This is what you plan to teach your teenage or unmarried children?