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pinkygurl:
Fine man l am in love already . Kinda find ldris Elba appealing also. Lols! But Chris Hemsworth remains my all time favourite, tho.

what then happens to your guy, or you don't have one?

Mrscarter:
Agreed.

try to marry your black boyfriend, I think he is having a positive effect on you (no offense)

HustlerGurl:
what has happened has happened! what has to be done has to be done









Life goes On

na why you open your legs be that? open close your legs jor

udofia234:
.Thank u sir!!!

you're welcome

Its not by going to Church though its good. Going to Church help in building faith. I believe the main reason for church is fellowshipping, encouraging one another, its not a prerequisite for making heaven.

Most people that Go to Church these days do it for approval and as a culture not really for what it is.

believing in God and building personal relationship with God is what count.

I personally believe most people that will go to heaven are not the regular Sunday Church goers.

I'm not proud of it ooo but I never go Church reach 3 times this year.


Kyra1, why you no dey go Church?

awesome! This Will be good for those that can pull through, they should try.
nice one OP.

[quote author=udofia234 post=118294077][/quote]the trouble you're trying to avoid is already there.

tell the parents how he threaten to lie that you stole his phone so you can allow him go out and what you saw. The parents already know his behaviour so they won't be surprised. Do this before he frame you up.

secondly, secretly record some of your conversations with him and keep it.

lastly, that guy need a professional to help him, rehabilitation is urgently needed for him so relate that to the parents in a way of advise.

Some people are into scam because of conditions of things though that's not an excuse.

using his real name and stuffs means he will most likely change. A lot of guys doing legit hussle today don't get their capital through legit way.

help him if you want to and have a clear conscience

Princess80:
question 1 and 2.
I could explain if u do not understand

Please write question three in equations to help me understand it better

aunty come teach me maths na

you put all the sign come live aris out, watin we do you?

Nice post! I use to follow zodiac sign but stop abi reduced it because of my religious believe

guys dey learn work from ladies now oooo, and they are very clinical with it that you will hardly know.

it is never a good idea to propose marriage during the 'butterfly feeling' era of any relationship. It's always better to let the butterfly feeling die down first before making any serious decision.

Animegirl:
Ever since I started serving as a youth corper in Abuja, I've been getting free rides and money from older men, in exchange for my phone number and couple of meet up.

Everywhere I go with my corper uniform I attract older men. Why the obession?

most Nigerians are generally nice to corpers, both males and females, it's a normal thing.

its Osimhen's time. I pray he makes the right move.
The guy go hot for man u sha, he will give halland a run for his money!

finally! Good luck to them

Ammmy:
The expectations I had about my life when I was young re not what I got. I'm so tired. What's the point of being in this life when life isn't offering you what you need? At 37 I have no husband, no job, no children from wedlock. I have been applying for jobs but didn't get any. I'm so sad. My life has no direction. I wake up in the morning with no where to go. No achievement, no fulfilment. All my mates are married with 3, 4, kids. I have nothing going for me. I'm so sad and depressed. I'm not happy at where I found myself. I need help. I feel suicidal

suicide is never an option my dear, try to make yourself happy. our destiny are all different, your time will come surely, please be positive, keep pushing, continue praying and always keep you.

Go and carry your daughter, any man that wants to marry you will still marry you, after all, whether she is with you or not, you will still tell your suitors you have a daughter so what's the difference.
Go carry your baby abeg!

beautyhd:
She said, get out of her sight and you didn’t greet her for 3 weeks.

If she had said, you are very stupid nko? You would have killed and buried her.

Somethings I read here sometimes, I believe they are fiction.

I weak! mother that some of us are looking for! life!

If you can't forgive him let it go, but you have to be strong and don't rush into any relationship for now.



May God see you through and be strong.

if the school will not affect you farm, then it's time to start looking for admission.

good luck!

#She you no go emply me in your farm like this?

humans don spoil this world finish.

doggedfighter:
Over excitement at seeing the beautifully designed and crafted body of a woman.


With time it will get better as you get used to the blissful art of good sex.


While at it, improve your game . I am almost sure you are terrible at sex.

Do you know how to handle the nipples to produce an electrifying effects ?

How well can you manage the VJ ?

Have you mastered the art of using your tongue ?

And make your woman's toes curl up as she moans in ecstasy while you are immersed in her ? The tongue is a sexual arsenal when skillfully used.

Are your palms smooth and capable of sending your woman to dreamland in erotic highness?

What's your thrusts like ? Does it have the warm ryththmic flow of a soulful artist ?

Or does it have the kpa kpa kpa or Tata Tata sound of the cracked voice of an Oshodi tout ?


The fingers of a sex maestro can cause an eruption in woman. Never to be forgotten !

Can your fingers skillfully stroke the VJ ?

Your dick is not the issue here.

From here, I can imagine how bland , boring and tasteless sex with the girl was !

Oh my dear fellow woman

You have a whole lot to learn FIRST !

Good sex is an art !


So much to say but Amma stop here !

if no be say I don marry, na toast I for just dey toast you like this.
nothing beat seeing your woman have an explosive orgasm. few minutes later she is snoring away!

selflessness. he be guy man sha! na him first give me alcohol, when I never waka first.

Shybeauty:
Hmmm! I feel like ranting. So, there is this guy who has been giving me attention since the beginning of this year. This attention is so glaring to everyone in my department that most of the girls are beefing me. Whenever he sees me in the department, he moves into close proximity to me without talking to me. He stares at me when I'm standing afar. He makes me feel special in the department. Sometimes, when i catch his eyes, he smiles discretely at me. Now, it's november and he's still not saying anything. I don't know what to do because earlier in the year, I didn't have much feeling for him. But now, I feel I have something for him. There is another girl in the department that is obviously trying to get him, but he doesn't give her attention but gives me attention. I am tired. I don't know what to do? I can't ask him out, that's out of it. I wouldn't.

If you've been in this situation before, how did you handle it? Please help me as I'm on the brink of asking him so i don't continue wasting my time?

most good guys or introverts are like that. Aunty set pride aside, this is 21st century. Go close to him, start conversations with him, draw him close and make him your friend. once he is comfortable with you, he will flow. left for me, I will ask that you approach, there is nothing wrong in telling a guy can we be friends.
unfortunately you're not a bad girl, he for don be your guys since.

Do you now see why they say bad girls usually end up with guy guys!

MissLAP:
As a woman, if you have plans of enjoying life before marriage, that's cool but it's a very risky game to play especially now that women are submitting themselves to men for marriage.

you're right, I have some now that are regretting especially my very close pretty colleague, now she wan marry, she no see who she like like before enough.
Those guys she was doing shakara because she want to enjoy life are all married, some have Japan.

BigYash:
No be small o. As I dey reason am now en,e blike say na to join hands vote the worst candidate. Make these urchins smell their own asses,more than they did under buhari.

no be so bro because if you vote in wrong candidate in anger, na all of us go still suffer am

BluntCrazeMan:
They Consume it.. All of it

and they still want more!

IamtheTruth1:
Na now I understand wetin Lucky sing. Why do I need to pay the tax man?

honestly! its annoying ooo

otomatic:
Your vat is used to get fat.

mad ooo. but seriously this thing is not a joking matter ooo

MissLAP:
Go and find a woman to marry o.
It's very hard for a girl to use condom as they don't even think about it. If you had fk her it's very possible you dived into a house painted with over 37 raw sticks.

That's marine girls for you!

nice comment accept the last part. how do you know marine girls doing? my dear, its not everything one jokes with please.

maturity at its peak. congratulations to those selected.

Brazil is made up of too many talent, I don't envy their coach. they are also a team to beat.

oral mostly does the magic expect in one case. center of gravity and clitoria stimulation is bae!

KOGI politics is not for boys oooo!