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its Osimhen's time. I pray he makes the right move.
The guy go hot for man u sha, he will give halland a run for his money!

finally! Good luck to them

Ammmy:
The expectations I had about my life when I was young re not what I got. I'm so tired. What's the point of being in this life when life isn't offering you what you need? At 37 I have no husband, no job, no children from wedlock. I have been applying for jobs but didn't get any. I'm so sad. My life has no direction. I wake up in the morning with no where to go. No achievement, no fulfilment. All my mates are married with 3, 4, kids. I have nothing going for me. I'm so sad and depressed. I'm not happy at where I found myself. I need help. I feel suicidal

suicide is never an option my dear, try to make yourself happy. our destiny are all different, your time will come surely, please be positive, keep pushing, continue praying and always keep you.

Go and carry your daughter, any man that wants to marry you will still marry you, after all, whether she is with you or not, you will still tell your suitors you have a daughter so what's the difference.
Go carry your baby abeg!

beautyhd:
She said, get out of her sight and you didn’t greet her for 3 weeks.

If she had said, you are very stupid nko? You would have killed and buried her.

Somethings I read here sometimes, I believe they are fiction.

I weak! mother that some of us are looking for! life!

If you can't forgive him let it go, but you have to be strong and don't rush into any relationship for now.



May God see you through and be strong.

if the school will not affect you farm, then it's time to start looking for admission.

good luck!

#She you no go emply me in your farm like this?

humans don spoil this world finish.

doggedfighter:
Over excitement at seeing the beautifully designed and crafted body of a woman.


With time it will get better as you get used to the blissful art of good sex.


While at it, improve your game . I am almost sure you are terrible at sex.

Do you know how to handle the nipples to produce an electrifying effects ?

How well can you manage the VJ ?

Have you mastered the art of using your tongue ?

And make your woman's toes curl up as she moans in ecstasy while you are immersed in her ? The tongue is a sexual arsenal when skillfully used.

Are your palms smooth and capable of sending your woman to dreamland in erotic highness?

What's your thrusts like ? Does it have the warm ryththmic flow of a soulful artist ?

Or does it have the kpa kpa kpa or Tata Tata sound of the cracked voice of an Oshodi tout ?


The fingers of a sex maestro can cause an eruption in woman. Never to be forgotten !

Can your fingers skillfully stroke the VJ ?

Your dick is not the issue here.

From here, I can imagine how bland , boring and tasteless sex with the girl was !

Oh my dear fellow woman

You have a whole lot to learn FIRST !

Good sex is an art !


So much to say but Amma stop here !

if no be say I don marry, na toast I for just dey toast you like this.
nothing beat seeing your woman have an explosive orgasm. few minutes later she is snoring away!

selflessness. he be guy man sha! na him first give me alcohol, when I never waka first.

Shybeauty:
Hmmm! I feel like ranting. So, there is this guy who has been giving me attention since the beginning of this year. This attention is so glaring to everyone in my department that most of the girls are beefing me. Whenever he sees me in the department, he moves into close proximity to me without talking to me. He stares at me when I'm standing afar. He makes me feel special in the department. Sometimes, when i catch his eyes, he smiles discretely at me. Now, it's november and he's still not saying anything. I don't know what to do because earlier in the year, I didn't have much feeling for him. But now, I feel I have something for him. There is another girl in the department that is obviously trying to get him, but he doesn't give her attention but gives me attention. I am tired. I don't know what to do? I can't ask him out, that's out of it. I wouldn't.

If you've been in this situation before, how did you handle it? Please help me as I'm on the brink of asking him so i don't continue wasting my time?

most good guys or introverts are like that. Aunty set pride aside, this is 21st century. Go close to him, start conversations with him, draw him close and make him your friend. once he is comfortable with you, he will flow. left for me, I will ask that you approach, there is nothing wrong in telling a guy can we be friends.
unfortunately you're not a bad girl, he for don be your guys since.

Do you now see why they say bad girls usually end up with guy guys!

MissLAP:
As a woman, if you have plans of enjoying life before marriage, that's cool but it's a very risky game to play especially now that women are submitting themselves to men for marriage.

you're right, I have some now that are regretting especially my very close pretty colleague, now she wan marry, she no see who she like like before enough.
Those guys she was doing shakara because she want to enjoy life are all married, some have Japan.

BigYash:
No be small o. As I dey reason am now en,e blike say na to join hands vote the worst candidate. Make these urchins smell their own asses,more than they did under buhari.

no be so bro because if you vote in wrong candidate in anger, na all of us go still suffer am

BluntCrazeMan:
They Consume it.. All of it

and they still want more!

IamtheTruth1:
Na now I understand wetin Lucky sing. Why do I need to pay the tax man?

honestly! its annoying ooo

otomatic:
Your vat is used to get fat.

mad ooo. but seriously this thing is not a joking matter ooo

MissLAP:
Go and find a woman to marry o.
It's very hard for a girl to use condom as they don't even think about it. If you had fk her it's very possible you dived into a house painted with over 37 raw sticks.

That's marine girls for you!

nice comment accept the last part. how do you know marine girls doing? my dear, its not everything one jokes with please.

maturity at its peak. congratulations to those selected.

Brazil is made up of too many talent, I don't envy their coach. they are also a team to beat.

oral mostly does the magic expect in one case. center of gravity and clitoria stimulation is bae!

KOGI politics is not for boys oooo!

God help us!

I enter street go hustle, dem comot vat. I carry remaining change enter shop to buy something drink, them still collect VAT. yet I pay for my water, I pay for my security etc.
what are they using my vat for?

politics na your mate! most Politicians can do virtually anything to get power

mad ooooo! I can't stop laughing...that expression is priceless!

Calvary247:
My husband is the man the world had ever given me. I love my husband. I'm enjoying my marriage to the fullest. Marriage full of joy, happiness and satisfaction. This union is powerful.

may your marriage continue to enjoy peace, love and God's blessings

please also learn to pray for your marriage to remain so, e get why? I know you're excided, some things are better left unsaid.

waoooo, what a love! God bless you and protect you as you look after your sis. Thank bless the good Samaritan too.
please a lot of useful advises have been given, work with them and God will see you too.
please quickly involve social workers and related government agencies so that your sis can go back to school.
finally, get someone you trust aside your family members that is aware of the whole situation or someone from here to know and have the contact of this good Samaritan please. its important also.

guy just fix date, everything will fall into place one by one. But make no put wedding for election period oooo and try to liaise with your church (if na church wedding) about the date and continue from there.

congratulations in advance!

Nice! you probably have been a good girl, men love it when their women are caring and sincere.
He should put the ring on it ASAP

Legitmenaija:
Okay sir. Thank you.

you're welcome ma.

Legitmenaija:
Thank you.

I am gradually beginning to see my errors now and ammends will be made and i will be making efforts to close my business on time and be at home with them immediately after school.

I Sincerely appreciate your advice. Already screenshotting helpful comments with solutions.

spot on, awesome! I'm giving you the best mom of the week and Thank you for appreciating me

meanwhile, pls try to strike a bal, so business will not suffer too, closing business by his closing time I think is pretty early. just try and find a way around it so that both won't suffer.
All the best and my greetings to him.

very funny! Nice one

its not by all these, it might matter but what will be will be. learn to appreciate life and live it as you see it. It might not by how you wants it but it will be OK.

you and some of the teachers complaining are part of the problem, infact the major problem.

1. people learn at different degree, everybody is not a fast learner, its a teacher's role to identity each student level and how to bring out the best in him/her and not comparing
2. I feel you're rushing him too much. dude is just 10years and he is already in jss2. slow down abit pls.
3. The play part is not today, you allowed it, now begin to reduce it if you have his time.
Make it a law, everyday after school, he eats, rest (sleep) and do a compulsory 2 hours reading, it works for me then (maybe 4pm to 6). everyday. gradually with time, he will get use to it. let him copy notes from his colleagues but I will advice you get the teacher to allow him copy directly. why are they too fast, they are rushing them too much and you should complain, are you not paying school fee. please make sure his notes are up to date.
you will need to help him too. do home work with him, check his books, seat with him, ask him one or 2 things and if you can afford it, get him a home lesson teacher.
finally, he need a man figure in his life, friend, uncle, brother, please he need one very well.

finally finally, take things easy with him. gradually things with change with proper monitoring like you're beginning to do now and guidance, he will pickup and fly. please be calming down.

all the best.

happy birthday little angel. may God grant you grace to do great exploit and standout.