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Man, the way hey mock this guy on Twitter ehn?

nddydamzi:
take heart ya

That meme is hillarious.

beautyhd:
Always ready to call ladies prostitutes. Go get a life cause she can feed you and your generation comfortably for 10 years.

So life is all about money now right?

Joelsblog:
Nigerian London based Footballer, Odion Ighalo Jude is quiet excited as his first son, Samuel Ighalo turn 7yrs old today,the father of 3 took to Instagram to share new photos of his son.

Ighalo Jude, sometime last year was facing infidelity accusations from his wife choked with the insecurity of loosing her husband. 

It was so tense that she went as far as calling a Married lady a bitch for wishing her husband successful in a football match.

Odion Ighalo has been dealing with this problem for some time... He can't help it when his female fans think he is single and they try to flirt with him when they get the chance. 

The 28yrs old foot baller said the reason why he was mistaken for a single man was because he has refused to share or bring his family to the media but prior to what's emanating from doing so... The infidelity accusation from his wife... He has to try...


See his son below,


News by Joelsblog: https://joelsblog.com.ng/nigerian-footballer-odion-ighalo-jude-celebrates-his-first-son-with-new-photos/

Odion is that you?

He needs to come back.

dainformant:
A Nigerian man Akande Olutobi, has narrated how he was saved by a drunkard and drug addict from sleeping in a police cell during his undergraduate days. The business development personnel took to his social media page to share his story in a bid to encourage people never to look down on anyone no matter their condition.

Read his story below;

I was saved by a drunkard/drug addict from sleeping in a cell during my undergraduate days. He was always a subject of ridicule by all But I would always greet him each time I pass by his compound by prostrating(as a typical Yoruba boy).

He was always amazed to see someone still greet him with such courtesy and would always call me his friend He even promised I would marry his youngest daughter.

Someone was accused of committing a great crime in my hostel and this led the police to arrest all of us..

It was certain we are all sleeping in the cell that night. My friend rushed down to the station when he heard our hostel was ransacked, we never knew he was a retired police officer I was already crying and sweating like a Christmas chicken waiting to be slaughtered.

But behold, I saw my friend coming he was ready to devour the officers for laying hands on his beloved friend. They had to calm him down and ordered my release immediately. My other friends who laughed at me for always greeting him had to sleep in the cell for almost two weeks.

Please don’t look down on anyone, they might just turn out to be the messiah your life needs at a point in time. What determines your escape during a trail time might be the good deeds you enacted during the rosy ones

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/02/i-saved-drug-addict-sleeping-police-cell-man-reveals-photo.html

Two weeks ke??

DUTCHDON:
Which visionary leader can up come with a marshall plan to transform the country to look like this in 10-15 years:
Sydney Australia
London England
Cape Town South Africa
Dubai United Arab Emirates


We have to lose our shithole tag

Uhm ogbeni, besides Dubai that was built on petro-dollars, all the cities you showed where not built by one leader but multiple leaders over a succession of generations.

mespusinglez:
my girl always complain that i don't PET her..and that its affecting her badly.i asked her how do she want me to pet her she was MUTE.
That I Don't Know How To Pet Her And It's Not Helping matters...
i called her this morning ...after greeting her and was engaged in a convo she still brought up the talk of "i don't pet her and she don't like it." i then ask her again how do she want me to pet her she replied it's OK and i angrily end the call....
abeg make wunna help me o
coz i think i'm losing her

What is she? an animal??

loifez:
Please send me your email @davidif

I did.

edwife:
The way the word divorce is being used these days is scary.....

As in?

chineloSA:
This sounds like she will be forcing herself into him. The wife is hormonally and emotionally fragile and you cant force things.

Remember even with no pregnancy, you are still different individuals. You should both be allowed to be individuals while adjusting to marriage.

Men sometimes need time alone with his friends and women as well. That is not a bad thing. Sometimes when you go to where men are, you find that they are talking about nonsense and some which doesn't make sense. Allow a man to spend his time talking about nonsense. Some just having some few beers together etc. Give each other space and a breather to miss each other. If you are always on his face and forcing him to spend time with you, it will not work at all. Forcing to spend time together just because you have a ring, does not sound like the best way to resolve this. Instead it will repel him and push them further apart.

He must do things out of love not obligation.

G bam! You will be amazed how many women don't understand that men also need their own personal space?

strenghtofawoman:
Hello all, permit me to share this..
I ve been married for less than a year nd expecting my first baby, but my hubby's attitude of recent is putting my life at risk, if this continues this way, I ll damn the consequences and walk out of this marriage.

He has been spending late nights on weekends, with the excuse that he wants to see his friends, I have talked to him bout this nd it almost ended in a fight, since I dnt want a repeat of that , I'm keeping my peace,but everyone has a limit,mine is about to be exhausted. The few weekends we should spend together ,or go out as a young couple.he's always visiting his friends, I'm not asking for much, but I guess I ve been too good a wife and av been taken for granted.

I'm walking away soon, nd will probably leave the country for him so dat he and his friends can continue to fool around. Freedom is not the right to act the way one likes, but the right to act responsibly,

Well madam, there is two sides to every story. I am sure if heard his own side of the story then it will be a little different.

mrssho:
Lol your story is funny because it reminds me of my marriage. I have been married for 3 years and my husband spent the first 2 years doing exactly what your husband is doing. I fought him, I nagged him, I begged him, I reasoned with him, I got elderly people to talk to him but nothing happened. I even started hating his so called friends. Until I started to pray about my marriage and I prayed that God distance him from unfriendly friends and all of a sudden like magic in the man stopped going out. If he is not at work he is at home. I was very surprised in fact a friend of mine that I used to complain to was also shocked because every time he asked me about my husband I will say he is at home. Even when we are fighting he won't go anywhere except if one of his friends has an event. So madam Pls pray, trust me I know how it feels. It feels as if his friends are more important than you and he has misplaced priorities. These men can be very foolish that's why you need to pray for them. It is well

Woah! You just called your husband very foolish? Wow!

thorpido:
Sorry Op,you married a boy who isn't ready for marriage.I believe you dated him but chose to marry him even though you must have seen this.
I wouldn't want you to start thinking of divorce just yet.However,his situation will require a lot of patience from you.Some men like him change over time but some don't and only get worse.
Keep talking with him about this and also involve his parents.Let them know the kind of lifestyle he is living.
Pray about this also(I know the world is turning from God),but prayer works.Ask God to distance him from friends who are not helping him keep his home.

Dude, there is always two sides to every story.

Ebi89:
I dnt stay in same state with my fiancée, I tried calling his fone I was getting netwk busy then checked him on whatsup I could not see his display picture, that was wen I knew he has blocked me. I then used my oda line to check his whatsup lo and behold I saw a pix of him and a gal.
He later call me after two days and told me his sorry that he went to his village and there was no lite there. I told him is a lie that he has been online for d pass two days and he denied it, I then sent him a chat with my oda line. he started apologizing saying is d devil work. that he dnt want me to leave. What do I do

So what did you end up doing?

amamahdaniel:
Honestly speaking all these kneeling down proposal doesnt fit our people , it looks odd with blacks . why are africans always trying to copy the whites ?

I tire o. Where our forefathers kneeling down back in the day? Yet their marriages lasted? Someone needds to do research on when kneeling down to propose started?

FatGuy:
Wait!
First and foremost, I admire the way you write, it shows you are educated.
Secondly, you sound rich, and I believe you are.
But what I don't understand is bringing this to a public forum after reporting to the Police! Why is everybody suddenly trying to get sympathy from the public at the detriment of others? Truth be told, what those guys Coldstone Creamery were trying to do was just ''playing safe'', and you should have given them reasonable time even before reporting to the police.

Gosh, you are so naive. In fact you are truly naive its not even funny. Where do i.even start with your case?
Is it the fact that you trust the coldstone creamery to do the right thing or the nigerian police to conduct an actual investigation. In case you have not been following, if you want to get things done in naija you had better do it yourself. So its absolutely the right move on her part to take it online. Patience ko, patience ni!

juddy4life:
On-shore and offshore should be controlled by the state. No restructuring with out this.QED.

You do know that this oil fields are several kilometers from land right? And they are designated as federal territory right? When a state can afford a navy to defend this borders then maybe they will have a point.

Prechbills:
Fg shouldn't control any resources whether onshore or offshore.. Nonsense.. All northerners are thinking about is south oil

You do know that this oil fields are several kilometers from land right? And they are designated as federal territory right? When a state can afford a navy to defend this borders then maybe they will have a point.

elgramz:
So please be sincere to yourself, is it every time you put on your shoes that you check if dangerous things are inside before wearing it? Only a paranoid person does that. That woman must have been dressing up her daughter for school every week day for years and nothing like this ever happened. You don't really expect her to be so paranoid as to always think that there could be something hiding in her daughter's shoes anytime she wants to put them on. What happened is just an unforseen circumstance. Scorpions don't live in kid's shoes!!! So the insensitive teacher who posted that story should stop try to make the mother look like a horrible mother. What happened to that woman could happen to any other mother out there. I am sure even in your own life, you have had many unforseen incidents happen to you, does that mean you are a careless person? The woman is also a victim here and she shouldn't be vilified but supported to get through this harrowing experience

It's not about being paranoid. It's about paying attention to your kids.

elgramz:
The person that wrote this story is just being over dramatic. Why is she trying to paint the mum as a bad mother? How could the mother have known that there was a scorpion in her daughter's shoe and just ignore it? This is just an unfortunate incident that could have happened to anyone and what the parents need now is sympathy and support in this trying time and not an insensitive, attention seeker running to social media to paint them black

Rubbish! It's you and the mother that are both insensitive. The mother was completely insensitive to the child's pain and completely ignored her. What kind of parent is that? Now who knows how many times the girl has been bitten and if she would survive. The amount of venom that has been injected into her is probably enough to kill her or maim her.

seunny4lif:
I was In Bahamas but lasted only 2 days.
Those people hate Nigerians

Wait, what have done this time around?

chineduemmao:
Bro dont deflect the subject of my discussion with you. Please we are neither analysing the leadership of Nwankwo Kanu nor dissecting the action[s] of his brother, if he stole ticket or indiscretion as you called it. What am arguing with you is your opinion of marriage that you are trying to force down on people, please if you still have something to say, stick to the topic.

I.am sticking to the topic bro. The topic is amara accused ogbomna for stealing tickets for her kids of which she called him out in and you people started blindly defending the brother in law. If what amara said actually happened then she has the right to defend her kids whatever way she seems fit.

jayarziki20:
you can't compare any of them to Nigeria cos they wish they live in Nigeria too....we have a great country that others wish they are from here....try travel... don't come here hating on Nigeria.. if u are not happy leave d country n stop bad mouthing ....only Nigerians say bad thing about d country n want others to respect it.

Dude, why are you being so defensive? Have you even been outside of this country before? Yet you are so quick to say "You can't compare any of them to Nigeria" when you have never been there in the first place.

BedLam:
He should be flogged for that. Not even close to Lagos.

And how do you know that? Have yu ever lived in Abuja and Accra before?

blackpanda:
LIES! aCCRA CAN never BE BETTER THAN ABUJA

Have you been there before?

donstan18:
She's indirectly searching for a husband, hereby telling us that she can cook soup.

She should try another pattern, cooking pattern is outdated and old as Buhari's first pubic hairs


She de form "Men are scum" with her face looking like a bucket face and her nose looking like an ancestral whistle


Afang soup kor, Adam soup ni

What exactly does a bucket face look like and what exactly is an ancestral whistle? It doesn't make any sense.

BruncleZuma:


I bet he didn't see that one coming...

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Chai! Una too get bad mouth.

IForgotMyLoginD:
Hahahaha. Yahoo boys can afford to do plastic ID card for less than #500 and register a company and write a letter of recommendation too. Lol.

Just don’t have pre-marital sex. That’s the way to avoid being an offering to the demon of ill gotten wealth.

G bam! G bam! G bam!

Hope they listen.

bluelaptop:
Yahho boys dont do rituals





Ritualists does





please and please these are two different things






G niggas are brain while Ritaulists re folks using Yahoo abi G to cover up


abeg dont call real yahoo G a ritualist, he worked his ass off to earn




#bless_up

Hmmmm you seem to have a lot of knowledge about this kindly tell us more.

Shortyy:
Lol. My dear na so e be o these guys ain't smiling these days. They almost killed my friend yesterday. But God pass them.

Wait what??

chineduemmao:
Can christ be in convenant with one who doesnt love God the father? Christ loves his father and it is his wish that anyone whom he loves to also love his father and do his will thus he said "if u love me follow [obey my father]". On this ground i ask u- can one be in conventant with another who doesnt love his family and is not willing to?

The better question would have been can I be in a convenant with a man who looks the other way when his brother steals tickets for my kids? Can i be in a convenant with weak spouse who can't stand against the indiscretions of his younger brother? Doesn't that show a lack of leadership on Kanu's part that his wife had to step and defend her kids like a lioness defends her cubs? Let me tell you something, if a leader of the house fails to step and defend and protect his family, the wife will take matters into her own hands. That's what mothers do. So if you don't want women to overstep her authority or boundaries then do your job as the gatekeeper and the head of the family.