₦airaland Forum

Madness on all fronts...!!!

Uchenna10:
Please what could be the cause of this on my sister's lap....

She's taking antibiotics at the moment.

It needs to be surgically removed and tested.

When stupidity meets laziness...


Lesson of the story: Don't you ever marry a foolish woman!!!
And m, if you're a lady; never ever marry a stupid man!

E get why...

Set of 2023 most unfortunate stupid criminals...

When stupidity got mixed up with anger...

psalmz:
Back got cracked,replacement cost just 8k
Selling for 240k,
12gb/128gb
Snapdragon

Free pouch ,
Free charger

Call or Whatsapp 08038940607

can it gi for 200k?

Iamblessed85:
Hey guys. I have Logitech bluetooth keyboard and HP bluetooth mouse for sale. It’s brand new and haven’t been used before.

I am in Lagos and can dispatch to you.

Keyboard price: 25K
Mouse price: 3k

Email me on Inspiredbypeople85@gmail.com
Or drop a comment here and we take it up

Can I pay 20k for both?

Life is a choice... He owed it to himself to have upgraded himself and moved higher.

Smart fake dude

Mad man... But on a second thought, that was his past that he had grown from!

Lesson: Don't be a mad man/lady doing stupid things in your youthful days.

I wonder when some Nigerians will learn...

If this is true; this man has my admiration already no matter what is said of him.

Jiji45:
That's fine by me, how do I reach out to you Sir?

drop your email... I will mail you

Jiji45:
I've been really sad lately because of how my life is going and I'll be 20 soon with nothing to show for it.
As a kid growing up, I was used to live the soft life until my family came back to Nigeria and things have been tough since then.
My major breakthrough was in 2021 when I made so much money from just holding digital currencies for 1 year and half. I tried venturing into the real world to invest and that's when I started crumbling. One of the best thing I remember doing with that money was seeing myself through school till I finished with very little support from family.
I've been the one holding my family financially as the first child ever since we lost my dad to an accident that same 2021.
Last year 2022 wasn't bad as I was just staying afloat with some kind hustle also trying to learn different digital skills, almost all my friends ventured into Yahoo so I distanced from them and they're big boys now, sometimes I wish I would have joined them.
This year is worst, I graduated this same year and I've been at home since then, doing literally nothing.
I have skills, I'm a technical writer, I'm a front-end developer planning to improve to full stack, I speak 2 international languages and have been able to get transcription gigs which I didn't even get paid well so I stopped, I've been trying and trying to get gigs since this year all to no avail. I've even lost count to what I've done to be honest.
I have never worked for somebody, not because I can't, in fact I use to work for my uncle as a data entry operator but it was fully remote and that was 2020 before he shut down operations. I'm a chronic introvert with anxiety but very hardworking I swear.
(Omorrr) the last 3 months when I saw things getting worse I decided to go out and look for jobs, the only one I saw available was teaching, lol and the pay they said is 25k. I couldn't even do cos by the time I calculated TP alone it was like 60%. I just continued staying home for real, at least I make well over 50k staying home pressing phone.
I just needed something that will be enough to take care of I and my family. The year is coming to an end and I don't even have any savings for the first time in 3 years, house rent is on the way. I don't have any addiction and I'm very economical with money too, Sometimes I feel suicidal because the pressure is getting too much.
I really want to plan my life all over again but I just feel like giving up.
I could go on and on with what's happening to me but it'll be very long.
I don't need sympathy from anyone, I just needed a platform to say it all out because who do I even want to tell this all to?
I'll appreciate some words of encouragement and some suggestions on what I could to help myself at this stage. I may be deactivating this account, I'm more comfortable as a guest.

You don't have to feel overwhelmed about life at this point. I truly understand how you feel.
Be strong and brace up to pick yourself up for better days are ahead.

Anyways, where is your location?

Let's have a chat if you don't mind

Ooohlite... Lessons will be learnt, unfortunately lives would have been lost!!!

Twitter abi na X now withtheir many online wars like Nairalanders.

Wujio:
Oya o. Dawnomike bus money na just 500 from base

Lol! Lemme ooo

Alright... End of discussion

Summary: Warri! Davido is coming with Timeless!!!

Lol... over zealous police officer thought he was been savage.

Dude, weldone... you get time and energy no be small.


All these mental calculations get as e be.

That one is a mumu tourist

wittywriter:
And for corrupt polical office embezzlement? How will you verdict theirs.

Off your mic!
Godwin Emefiele is lucky you ain't the presiding Judge for his case.
Invariably you are in a very baaaad mood...go and play chess.



Wittyness

Lol... You are right I guess .lol

I have not had time to play chess for a while now; I think i really need that

I gues d mumu thief was looking for a document or something... cos, only a foolish thief would expect to find cash at the tellers' section after banking hours.
He must be an illiterate or a man with a very low IQ.

chipsypop:
Hi guys.
I recently got a remote job and my employer pays my monthly salary through Deel.
I want to save the money in dollars, considering the rate at which the Naira is losing value.

I have a domiciliary account but I'm afraid of sending the funds to it. Since there's no dollar in the country, banks may not be willing to give me the money when I need it.

I've considered leaving the money on Deel but Deel automatically withdraws the money for you after 30days.

So remote workers and those that transact regularly in dollars, how do you save your funds?
For those that use dom, do you readily withdraw your funds when you need it?

Every input is appreciated.

USDT (Crypto), Wise app(formerly transferwise), Risevest app, Perfect money, pillow app etc

wittywriter:
And for corrupt polical office embezzlement? How will you verdict theirs.


Wittyness

Death Sentence!!!

He was taking them as wages for cleaning and maintaining your house

Dude needed to eat

The judgement is fair enough and the judge was very compassionate. Cos if I were to be the judge, dude would have bagged like 50years in jail!!!

Preservedfish:
As a landlord, these are tough times for me. My tenants are pushing for a rent reduction in October, with some even suggesting late payments. I urged them to submit the full rent upfront before October to avoid story that touches the heart, but they decline. This is my livelihood! How am I supposed to weather this storm without their full cooperation?

They perceive you as been too gentle and hence weak. They are simply taking advantage of your kind nature

Such an act is disgraceful to say the least

manoflove22:
After i lose my 2 girlfriends i thought of staying away from relationship

It not up to 2month now, loneliness wan tear my soul away, i cant think, eat, sleep without thinking about talking a girl or being loved

It even get to a stage i got jealous of my guy in relationship thinking of snatching their gf


How can i fix this psychological loneliness of not be in relationship, i can't take it again

Note : i dont wanna enter relationship again cos it bondage to me

Enroll in an online course. It will keep you occupied

A Russian hacker can hack Nigerian banks within days... So, I learnt a very king time ago.

Nigerian fraudsters are getting more and more sophisticated with theur tools and softwares like armed robbers and bandits.