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It is really a sad ending...

mmadu5:
Guys I always get jealous and upset anytime my neighbor have sex my room is very close to theirs so when ever they make love I hear the woman moaning and it gets me upset and jealous and the same time wishing it me on top of her she is so sexy and pretty hmmmm how can I get this thought out of my mind please

Simple...Pack out of the house!!! You are coveting your neighbours wife- That is evil!!

Fadeke2504:
What is this called and how can I remove it on my skin?

It is a mole... you can get it removed surgically or if it is possible to tie tight with a thread, it will dry up and fall off

Nationality is different from Citizenship...

Reminderz:
op, take this advice and watch you life get destroyed slowly...

do not have sex with prostitutes, do not have sex with sex workers.. they are filled with demons and bad lucks...

stay away from fornication, at 21, nor be wetin suppose dey your head be this...

I hope he listens to your voice of reasoning

DataCrab:
Long story short, I'm 21 and I saw this fine lady on codedrunz yesterday, chatted her up and we agreed to meet at a hotel later today. I'm very excited because it's going to be my first time having sex but at the same time I'm scared of fu*king up. Anytime I masturbate, I no dey use up to 3 minutes before I don release so I'm very worried of the same scenario playing out later tonight, I don't want the girl to feel I'm a novice because she's five years older than me, I don't want her to be looking at me like a small boy...

Should I just tell her plain that I'm a virgin in advance so that she wouldn't be of high expectations or I should just lock up. I bought some sex enhancers but I'm scared of using them because of the negative things I've heard about them.

Please I need your advice

It will be quite unfortunate that your first will be an Olosho... Think twice

They both know what the other is capable of since the govt of kwankwaso

Na so we see am... #OccupyNigeria ended up bn a scam

He has used them... He needs them no more

RTID:
This

Nicely done... thumbs up!

Messi and Ronaldo really defined this era of golden football.... Great players to grace the planet.
Unfortunately, Neymar refused to live up to expectations 😞

We await to see what Mbappe and Haaland will turn out to be.

What kotherly love can do, fatherly love can do better

Elder statemen that we ought to look up to speaking with both sides of their mouth

RealAnwulika:
Hmmm....I didn't believe that fake prophetess were plenty until I fell into the trap of one. Prophetess Ifeanyi. She stays in Abuja wearing white garment and deceiving people of her superior tales and large cap that she used to cover her long dreadlocks.
I actually met her through a friend....she told a few things which were in my mind before you know it....I had coughed up a large sum of money for her. Till today,I regret meeting her. I wish I never did. Infact,I never ever liked anyone with the name prophet since then.

To other people out there,it's better you know God for yourself.....forget all this prophets or prophetess....they are using all manner of things to get what they want. They don't see anything from God-Never have and never will. Avoid them like a plague

I am glad you realized all these before it went awry. You've said it all, It is better for everyone to build a personal relationship with God and deal with him directly.
In as much as there are real prophets and prophetesses out there... They are few!!!

Congratulations... you passed

Barims:
Please excuse my grammar mistakes. I have a question that has been bugging me for a long time, and I'd appreciate it if someone could shed some light on it. Assume someone had some carryovers on their 100L first semester exam and passed those courses on their 100L second semester exam. Will that individual retake those courses in the 200L first semester exam again, after passing them in the 100L second semester?

Simple amswer is no... but how come you were able to do a first semester course in second semester? That must be a private University I guess

Godoverevery:
This thread isn't intended to bash any woman but just to let them no we men ain't fools cos I don't no why women will hardly make sacrifice for a man family but will expect the man to be making sacrifices for her own.

Sometime last year my mum wanted to do a little hosting of her follow market women in the house so she needed a caterer to help with food needed for the day. I was to sort that out for her while my other siblings sort the rest.

My fiancee happens to be into catering I had a discussion with her to help cook it.....it was food meant for 50 guest and she sent me a quotation of 120k.

This someone who practically staying with me and am the one taking care of everything.....we had lot of back and forth over it and she said 90k is the last she can do it for.
I beg this lady to collect 70k but she told me 70k will only cook jollof rice with beef while swallow wont be included.
I paid the 90k with pain in my heart cos I felt she wasn't considerate at all cos she knew my financial status at the time and she still used the gas in the house to prepare everything(she made about 30k gain out of me cos she later jabo herself)........no family in business right.

When My mum asked who cook the food I just told her a former school mate cos it will be somehow telling her my fiancee collected that amount for the food.
(Had it been my aunties were around am sure It won't cost up to 50k to cook that food)

Now table has turned her dad need my services which will cost him normally around 450k but am ready to render it for 300k.

Her mum called telling her to plead with me to do It for 200k that her dad doesn't really have money which means I will have to add 100k of my own money to get the equipment since am not charging installation fee.

She brought up the matter yesterday and I clearly reminded her what she did when I needed her to cook for my mum meeting and we really exchanged harsh words.

She later called her mum to inform them to get someone else to do the job that I can't do it.
Am close to her mum and I don't want to create this impression of not being a good potential son inlaw.

So am thinking of calling her mum today and explaining everything to her ....so she can understand things properly or should I just lock up.....(advice needed).

Honestly I want to pay her back for what she did cos she not even remorseful saying she even did me a favor collecting the 90k for the food.

If you don't plan on laying her, forget it... But if you plan on getting married to her, be the bigger person and make the sacrifice.
Even in marriage, ladies tend to do a lot of illogical things. You're the one to just apply maturity in the face of childishness

Got me chuckling

Plenty wahala for Seun ooo... lol

They just want to threar his f**kup

peterincredible:
Thank bro but do you have any Lenovo model in mind I can quickly Google because I just can't imagine me just idle without a machine

Lenovo thinkbook 14

peterincredible:
Hi fellow software engineers so the unspeakable finally happened(my laptop finally crashed) I have already started planning of replacing it this year but it just suddenly happened and I am caught ABIT off guard, I will like to get another one as quick as possible but don't know the specs that my suit me currently been a Lenovo fan here is what I want to do with it
1. Work as usual as a programmer
2. Learn blender and some light gaming

I am a Lenovo fan please if you know any model that might suite my specs pls help me with the model my budget is 350k your comment and opinion are highly appreciated

Check out Jiji... 350k is a good budget

Good job..

Thamk God for his life...

Roma played a boring game... But well deserved for Josè

They have opened Seun Kuti's chapter in the black book

Mumu man.. Now, he will go to jail, she will marry another man and he will become an ex-con

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I'm glad the girl is been keenly liked after... I hope multiple clash of interests will not ruin this opportunity for her

Wagwanbrethren:
I just got migraine from reading this piece of shite! 🤮

Your is migraine, mine is eyes pain

Seun don buy market... Na to resell

I wonder why so many Nigerians are getting more akin to crime...