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MrAfrica1:
I really need your advice on which country to settle down with my family that will entail:
1.Good Employment
2. Security
3. Low cost of living
4. Sound environment for raising kids
5. Good economy
6. Good weather (plz i don't want to freeze to death)
7. Friendly people(no racism)
8. Low occurrence of natural disasters
9. Sound education
10. Holiday joints(the movies, beach, waterfalls etc)

Please i need your honest opinion.

Oga this looks like the description of a perfect country. Please let me know when you find one on earth

kaeycea:
And u think physiological changes that accompany pregnacy will leave ur private part attractive to d Dr...
It's even out of call to duty and selfless service to humanity will a Dr attempt to touch such a pregnancy-induced physiological distortion of ur private part at such a time

This got me laughing
Guy, you're funny

Congratulations!

Ogbeche77:
http://www.vipleague.me/football/282500/1/cote-d-ivoire-vs-ghana-%7C-caf-final-2015-%7C-ivory-coast-vs-ghana-live-stream-online.html

Thanks Bro!

50calibre:
You're a bleating retar*d!! What conducive environment has the Nigerian government created? Keep deluding yourself by thinking you're in the same league as those people.

Short sighted retar*ds like you are always quick to name drop Dangote, bill gates & Zuckerberg without taking various factors into account.

You're not Dangote, he was born rich whereas you're just a regular joe on the street. I understand your expectations of your government are so low because you're used to it but don't try to stifle the voice of someone demanding the basics from her government.

Moro*n!!

Thank you my bro. The truth is some of these guys have never left the shores of Nigeria, i read what that guy wrote up there and all i did was to smh. Ignorance is bliss as they say,let him leave that dungeon of a country to a functional environment for one month only and let's see if he will write the same trash he wrote up there.

Adaptation is really a good phenomenon, some people are used to eating from the trash can that it has become the norm to them.

martyns303:
Frankly He's just being lazy.

How was he surviving before he got married? After marriage he relinquished basic responsibilities such as cooking, cleaning etc solely to his wife

These are the reasons why a couple should do chores together. Cos she can be sick, pregnant, had a baby etc.
I hope he appreciates her more after coming to the realization.

Guys your wife/fiancee/GF is not a machine or a paid maid, if you can't do all those chores. How do you expect her to do them all alone and she's the weaker sex?

Here's a few tip on how i share chores.

1. Follow her to the market, am terrible at pricing things so I don't even bother, but I carry the bags, by watching, I now know how much a particular item should cost on average. I can now help ones a while with market, tho she always say they cheated me.

2. Am with her in the kitchen, I help dice okra, clean fresh fish, blend tomatoes etc. Now am a pro in cooking.

3. We clean together, Saturday being a major cleaning day.

4. I wash my own jean, and help with hers, while she washes all our clothes that require hand wash, she is very meticulous. Boxers, bedspread, towels etc goes to the washing machine.

Like my mom will tell us her male children, "men don't NEED respect, it is women who need it, between a man and a woman, the man will always be respected, he doesn't need what he already has"

Wow!
I'm impressed.

Mprex:
This is foolery. What stopped her from backing the baby?

Maybe she has another child backed already.
You know this kind people na dem dey faithful pass to keep the commandment on multiplication, replenishing and filling the earth.

Maybe the mum figured her child enjoys the ride, though it's risky. As she no get car na, she decided to use the available motor take flex her baby. All join!
Don't be surprised the child will be shining his teeth while enjoying the ride

MymothersKeeper:
Get him free of the disease and keep an eye on him but u can't leave ur man cos of other women , only if he takes you for granted then you gon for ja

Are you for real?
Please take your time and read what the op wrote and come back and judge for yourself if your post makes any sense.

So her cheating husband is not taking her for granted? Cheating is one of the highest forms of disrespect any man can give to his woman incase you didn't know.

The bolded got me laughing real hard, she should get him free of the disease and keep an eye on him as if he is an object

Goodluck my dear friend

Fkforyou:
I like her hairstyle....

Wicked guy

Medunah:
Taah, the man betrayed the woman cos if the guy had jumped too, the woman might not have pulled the parachute. She didnt trust d man, so she had back up plan.

This is an intelligent analysis and the exact truth. The woman had already taken the plunge into the unknown, and it took her 8 seconds to discover that her man had left her to her fate and was actually watching her die instead of dying with her. Thank goodness she had a backup plan and quickly made use of it.

Only a foolish woman trusts a man with her life. Ladies should learn and be wiser

Men will take you to the middle of the sea with sweet promises and when you think someone has got your back, gbam dem go leave you to drown. You've got to have a plan B, C, D.......Z sef because with men you are soooo on your own.

dein77:
Good morning, my good people.

As I type, I'm still in the office; just concluded my night duty.
Around 1157pm, late last night, I received an urgent and somehow troubling call from my wife.
He said, she was awakened to consciousness by the loud shout from our son; our first child. Frantically, she rushed down to their room, and grabbed him, and pampered him. She said his bladder was full, and wanted to use the toilet.

But the shocking thing was that, she didn't meet our house help, an 11-year old in their room. She became troubled and headed straight to the sitting room, where she found her standing alone in the dark sitting room. He looked shocked and confused as my wife quietly sneaked into the parlour and put on the light.

This singular event has created some confusion in the house.

What was she doing alone in the dark? At that odd hour?

She told my wife she had gone to use the toilet. But why would she stand in the dark, all alone, and unconcerned with the scream from our son?

She was employed to assist us in the home.

Brethren, I'm a little bothered. A little troubled. My kids are very important to us, and their safety must be ensured at all times.

What should I do when I get him? Am I being fearful? What should I do?

Please, your inputs are welcome.

Thanks, and Shalom.

So an 11yr old is now employable?

Keep using people's children and hope yours get the best.

Smh!

edwife:
Why is sex is the only issue being picked up here, i think the lady has a bigger problem than just sex......

Her problem should not even be sex alone,and the fact that she is begging a man who doesn't care emotionally and financially for sex is disgusting and pitiful!i think it's time for this woman to honour the man's wish and give him what he wants,that is if the situation has been going on for a long time.

She has two kids to live for.....

Thank you!

taryour:
Like seriously,please don't tell me you taking this lazy boy serious. Lol

Not at all, from his first post i knew he was bored

sadguy:
So how can you tell, doctor
And one question. How much do you know about this kind of stuff anyway?

I might really not know much about the condition you are "claiming" to have 'cause i'm not a psychologist and no where in my post did i claim to know but sure enough, i have a basic knowledge of medical psychology.

How i can tell? Your reply to questions and response to comments made me draw my conclusion that there is a 70% chance you 're sound and ofcourse a 30% chance that my assumption may be wrong.

In all, i wish you the best.

sadguy:
You seem kind of rude. Funny enough I derive greater pleasure when thinking about strangling rude and proud ladies

Young man, how can i take you seriously when you wrote this^^^^

It means you' re either proud of your mental/psychologic status or you are just raising a false alarm here.
Like i wrote in my previous post, if you really have a problem, i can tell.

I dont know why people are taking you seriously, @ op.
If you had the problems you wrote up there for real, i would know already. Put your imagination to proper use young man and stop deceiving yourself 'cause you no fit kill chicken sef.

NL has become your platform for attention seeking, start your imaginary killing with your siblings then i go know say you serious..smh

toydgirl:
same tp you and goodluck in your exams

Thank you so much love.

toydgirl:
Where is Dr lomaxx,alutacontinua,Dr Gboy,Thewizzkid,ebsuguy.DbestDoc,Dr Lagusta,mesther,charleymed,Jewelbukky....Im missing you guys

I deyoo my dear, busy with exam prep. starting in a few days time. I visit NL from time to time though!

Merry Christmas in advance!

charleymed:
nice attempt doc..... D is definitely this answer. you got whattsapp?

I be student oo not a Doc yet, no mind that user name...
Yea, i'm on watsapp.

charleymed:
A 32-year -old woman with type 1 diabetes mellitus has had progressive renal failure over the past two years. She has not yet start dialysis. Examination shows no abnormalities. Her Hb concentration =9g/dL, PCV =28%,mean corpuscular volume =94um3. A smear shows normochromic, normocytic cells. which of the following is the most likely diagnosis?

A. acute blood loss
B.chronic lymphocytic leukemia
C.erythrocytes enzyme deficiency
D.erythropoitein deficiency
E.immunohemolysis
F.microangiopathic hemolysis
G.polycythemia vera
H.sickle cell disease
I.sideroblastic anaemia
J.B- thalassemia trait

Looking at the history superficially, i would go with D. ( not sure though)because the patient has progressive renal failure which affected the production of erythropoitein.
Her Hb conc. is less dan normal and her pvc is reduced.

uken73:
Lol.

LESSON!
If you are a public figure, mind your every move in public.
A very harmless act can easily be blown out of proportion.
Do you imagine there will be any fuse if this was between unknown people?

Obi may not attach any meaning to this. But I can't really say for Baba.

And why is there more focus on Oby when she was at the receiving end of this questionable act?
What could she have done? Scream? or Slap Obj?

Thank you!
I don't know how people reason

That's if they have water in that tank

I remember an incident that happened sometime ago where my elder bro lived in PH.
There was a fire outbreak, the fire men were there with their empty truck parked beside the road as they watched the entire building plus other houses in the area razed down by the inferno.

Their excuse was"NO WATER" ...na there i give up for Nigeria mata.

raystanley:
She denied ever knowing the number and how it got there .

, now this is funny

Luxembourg

Congratulations @ Op

@grinder
Thanks

@ Grinder
Inspiring indeed!
Do you mind if i PM? Would like to get some first hand info. about some stuffs.

lomaxx:
Thanks guys

Hi Prof. Lomaxx, i sent a piece of writing to the email you provided.
Hope it's good enough for your mag. And please do make amends and corrections where necessary.

There is an existing thread at the career section

MARKone:
You contradicted yourself there. You are right about praying to have or receive the right partner, who do you pray to if not God. My submission about this partner thing is this, God the supreme being has already set for us whom to marry, in other words, there is a man designed for a particular woman and a woman created for a particular man, 陰陽 the issue now lies in finding that right person.

What if a person's predestined spouse dies before attaining adulthood, does it mean that the other living person will die single or spouseless(if there is any word like that )?