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samwriter:
I fought with one thug guy that normally insult my mother. I was beating really bad. he use iron to hit me on my face and my face is swollen. I have been pressing it since morning the face is still swollen. Is there any drug I can take to return my face to normal and how can I fight like a thug somebody help because I need to revenge

where are you based.? Reply me i will then tell how to go about it.

Swealy:
I have been searching for a job for some months now and I got an invite for a test, there was a great opportunity to cheat without getting caught I mean chances of getting caught was almost 0 and I did not
I probably think if I pass the test i would scale through the other stages
Does this make me stupid ?

I don't understand how u can cheat in a job interview.

Nbotee:
The amount of illegal arms and ammunition in the country is enough reasons why d level of insecurity in d country is at an all time high
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na politicians bring them nah. At least they can see what they are causing

tuoyoojo:
Boko haram survives because they have many sympathizers in the local population.

Imagine the death and destruction happening every day but no protest from the north. Hell, all they care about is " our person is in power".

This is why BH seems to have super human powers

Kudos to those soldiers risking their lives every single day with limited resources and machineries , who serve as the last line of defense against these demons in human clothing

honestly I'm beginning to have the impression that people in the North are enjoying all this atrocities. If they not, by now they should have stand up for something.

ijustdey:
https://dailytimes.ng/nigerian-father-stops-son-from-marrying-lady-who-also-had-an-affair-with-him-years-ago/

if it is you, will allow ur daughter to marry ur boyfriend. Just asking anyway.

tayooluwole:
Which crime has he committed ? Na him put key hole for the door ?

oboy u be yeye person oh, see how u make laugh.

kenzysmith:
Good evening sir, my friend went to spend a week at his brother's house so this morning when my friend's brother has gone to work, the relative who is about 15yrs who stays with them caught my friend when he was peeping at his brother wife through the key hole when she was having her shower.

My friend has been begging this guy since morning He called me to narrate every thing to me. The relative is demanding android phone infinix hot8 or he will tell his brother and wife by Monday next week.

Please the money he is having in his account is just 15k please what should he do? I brought the matter here so we can suggest for him what to do please he does not want the trust his brother had for him to die.

your friend or you?. Because i don't see anybody who can tell his friend that hs was caught doing something like thijs. However u have to buy that phone for that boy for u to learn to be a better person. But let me tell u the truth if that boy is the brother to the wife, he will definitely tell her someday. Ur best shot is to tell him to report then u find a way to deny.look for constructive lie to explain why u where around there but u couldn't have done a thing like that.

FireKing:
My guy with all ur explanation na u be the spirit husband (ogbanje) wey dem send to spoil your wife life..... Men these days wey dey do guy don enter serious fasting and prayer for better woman like ur wife wey dey see road and future unlike those ones wey don throw away their future with bone straight...
WARNING! WARNING!! WARNING!!!
if you leave ur wife your life will never remain the same again..... Good luck

don't mind the maad boy

FireKing:
My guy with all ur explanation na u be the spirit husband (ogbanje) wey dem send to spoil your wife life..... Men these days wey dey do guy don enter serious fasting and prayer for better woman like ur wife wey dey see road and future unlike those ones wey don throw away their future with bone straight...
WARNING! WARNING!! WARNING!!!
if you leave ur wife your life will never remain the same again..... Good luck

don't mind the baaga

OfeAchi:
BACKGROUND:

I had a decent job before I met her and I was responsible for all the decisions I took, which mostly led to favourable outcomes.
However when I met her and began a relationship, I wasn't having the freedom I needed. Any decision I wanted to take without her authorization always ended badly. For example there was a period I wanted to jointly rent an apartment with a male friend of mine. She strongly opposed this but I still went ahead to pay rent. Unfortunately for me, within four months my friend had some issues with landlord and we were both evicted from the apartment. (although I got compensated)

Another instance was when I got paid some bonuses from company and decided to invest in some crypto projects during their ICOs (in 2017). I did some market analysis of these crypto projects before my decision to invest, only for her to advice me against it. She said we should instead, use the money to start farming. I didn't listen to her and went ahead to invest. THE RESULT: the investment that was supposed to take me to the moon now became more worthless than tissue paper! I shed tears because of this.

I now decided to get rid of her, but all plans of mine proved abortive. The more I tried to get her out of my life, the more we were brought together. Can you believe that the day I finally proposed to her was the very same day I tried to make out with an old girlfriend?

A friend of mine went to consult an ifa priest, who told him that my fiance has a cloud of good fortunes around her. But I don't believe in those spiritual mumbo-jumbos! I was determined to leave her. This made me begin applying for jobs in other states and towns, but nothing came forth. I even went for interview/test but didn't scale through. Some weeks later, she told me that she wasn't in support of me getting job in another town (she says she was scared of losing me).

Did you know? the time I decided to remove the thoughts of leaving her from mind and fully accept her into my life, was the time that I finally got a better job in another city!

MARRIAGE
We got married in 2019 and I was of the mindset that since she may be an ogbanje, therefore things would work in my favour and I would become a millionaire very quickly, but that's not the case.

Since marriage, any decision I take without her approval always leads to disaster!
I wanted to invest in a partnership deal and told her about it but she disapproved and said I should save the money instead. I went ahead to invest and I lost 400k! Same for other decisions in the house, the outcome was always negative whenever I don't heed her advice.

I hate all this! I'm a full grown man. Why should my life be based on the decisions of a woman? I feel like I'm no longer in control of my life.
I'm about to take a car loan from my company in order to escape this constant public commute and trekking but she has vehemently disapproved, that I should instead save for another year or two before buying car. But I still won't listen to her! If the loan ends in a disaster, I have decided that I would abandon this marriage and relocate to another country. A country where voodoo and religious mumbo-jumbo do not exist, so that I can be in full control of my life!

.......PS: we have a year old baby girl. Maybe I could be sending monthly upkeep from this new country I intend to relocate to.

Able readers, is my final decision a good one?

you don't believe in ifa and u also do not believe in God. What then do u believe. Because if u believe in God you would know that you and ur wife should be in agreement before taking some drastic decisions.
From where I stand she has the ability to reason better than you, instead of u to listen to her, you are here forming man. Even if u run to Israel u will end up making all those silly mistakes you have been making. Try not to take that loan for the car if she does not agree with you because she may have a better analysis/reason than you as ur only need for the car is to avoid jumping into public vehicle. U just marry and u talking about divorce. I repeat listen to her. There is a reason why they say two head is better than one.

aaa14bd1083:
B. S Vibelko .
if I shout Biafra people na. una go de vex. see wetin dis mumu don do now. stop thinking with your penis.

that must be a name from the North.

3m I will pick it up

What our security men could not do.

BroGeor:
please sir I am for real, there is no dignity in doing this but I had no choice. please sir help me if you can, I asked for assistance some days back here, nobody helped me. But I believed a problem shared is a problem solved help sir. help me.

I had wanted to at least send u small thing but when I went to ur profile I discovered u just registered this account 28th you have also spent 7 hour 44m today you are asking for help already. 7 hours data is how much?. You people should place allow people to help people who are really in need.

[quote author=BroGeor post=101271341][/quote]I'm touched with ur story but my background check shows u are not been truthful. The whole stuff is a calculated attempt to get money from people under false pretence. We have a simple way to check.

BadRadio:
Please guys... what do I need to do now...ni just swallowed a mango seed !!!

I don't understand how small a mango seed is to have passed through ur throat.

Rosement:
I am getting depressed that why I asked this question. I need advice on how to make my relationship work without sex, that's all.

or simply only agree to date anyone that seems ready to get married in a short time, if not I can assure you it won't be easy. Many young men sees having sex guarantees their place in the relationship.

Rosement:
I'm a virgin, I don't want to have sex until my wedding night. I'm a Nigerian but my bf is a white guy, he told me he loves and he wants to marry me but he wants us to start having sex while we are dating. I tired of breaking up for this same reason. What do I do?

stop dating.

I don't know why this people get so pained when the truth is said.

First her attitude could be as a result of the pregnancy.
2. Sorry to say this, but the truth is that u are not financially ready to marry yet. How can u take 4day to raise 10k, what if it is emergency?.
You also expect a pregnant woman to be following u to farm always. U self check it out.

See their faces m, if we talk now they go say no be fulani. This fulani and people supporting them do not know what they are doing to them, by when the whole tribe turn against them, they will sure be wipe out.

Emergingnation:
http://saharareporters.com/2021/04/29/we%E2%80%99ll-avenge-death-every-herdsman-killed-south-east-nnamdi-kanu%E2%80%99s-ipob-miyetti-allah

its ok at least they can also feel the pain of the farmers they have been killing. It's not their fault. I blame the government that seem like they fold their hands to watch our ones peacefull beloved country falls.

Jaaqbruce:
but IPOB gave same threat over Ikonso death and 2000 human heads! So annoying that Igbos that are known to always leave outside SE are same people attacking others in SE! Igbos buys massive lands in other regions but fret when others buy in Igboland! Never know Igbos are this dumb...so disappointed

mind u the igbo didn't start the killing. If they want war well let play in that part lets see if it will only affect one part.

But we don't know this girl here in Kogi .

onyi2k:
I just got my Visa to go to Germany. I am having cold feet making this journey. I have already told my boss I am leaving my current position.

I am yet to tell HR because of this cold feet. I have been in Qatar for 2years now and I think its best I move since I cannot marry and bring wify here.

The German company is paying for my flight and accommodation for 2 weeks but I am still having cold feet. The process is cumbersome.. I just realised I need health insurance to make this move. Where can i get such in Nigeria.

it ok to have a cold feet after all Germany is cold. As for the health insurance scheme there lot 9f the in Nigeria, just browse the net u will see them. Go to friend my friend!!.

Good locations

To warn them is better because they are actuallydoing that with a clear mind.

wunmi590:
Good day nairalander.

Sequel to the topic, would you pamper them just like our abroad parents or spank them just like our nigerian parent?

all this children can be so funny and annoying sometimes. My wife fried chicken she wanted to make stew with, my daughter carried the whole fried chicken and feed it to the dog. She came and was happily telling her mother that the dog likes chicken.

rotimioluwamuyi:
Our marriage is just one year and I never cheated on my wife and she trusted me but her sister is really giving me emotional trauma. Can you imagine, yester night, my wife went to a programme, I was with her. So I called her around 8 pm that we should pray and go to bed. This lady came with a see-through night gown with a push up bra that put all breasts outside. Even her pant color was visible. I tried to control myself....

Even this morning, she came for prayer with the same gown and my wife did not caution her.....
How can I handle this matter?

someone is about to start cheating.
It appears you also like big booooby. U for marry someone that has it maybe it will help you look away from someone else's own.
But if u really want her to stop dressing that way, just tell ur wife that why is bòobs is not as big as her sisters. Thank me later if u survive.

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Jeon:
not men but Nigerian men.


Men from Asian or white race can't utter this statement he made.

the last time I check, cheating is not an Hausa, yoruba or Igbo's word. So if there is no cheating in the western world, how comes about the word "cheating "?.

If that is how it works, why not attach the incoming chief to the out going one for 6 months for him to understand it before installing him.
This country is a joke if what this man is said is correct, it means the security system of the country will have to suffer for six months before anything tangible can be done in this fragile country.