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Politics › Re: Imo Governorship: We Have Made Alarming Discoveries – Nwosu by dochenaj: 10:43pm On Apr 11, 2019
CID11:
I hope he checked Ohaji Egbema and Ideato south. He will definitely find what he is after
All the LGs he won has irregularities not just Ohaji Egbema and Ideato. We know what his FIL did, that has made INEC refuse to give him return certificate yet.
Crime › Re: Ignorant Lady Fights A Biker Who Charged Her N100 For A Very Short Trip by dochenaj: 9:55pm On Apr 11, 2019
For starters the title of this post is wrong.
Reading the comments I come to a conclusion that Nigerians are wicked, heartless and cheats. The lady was completely distraught that a distance she would rather walk with her legs, she had to spend #100 just because she didn't know where it was, and that bike man must have known that and decided to just take opportunity of that.
Don't we have cases where bike men have taken a rather longer route to your destination just to justify the amount they charged. But this one was bold enough to charge her #100 for a few poles. He is wicked and people like this, don't go to heaven.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Napoli: Europa League Quarter Finals (2 - 0) On 11th April 2019 by dochenaj: 9:07pm On Apr 11, 2019
Napoli were touted as Europa favorites but are being pummeled by Arsenal.
One thing is certain, the European cups are characterized by twists and turns, and nothing is certain until the second leg.
With Arsenal's shaky and competitive battle in the EPL to make UCL next season, a Europa title might just be another priority. A two pronged attack for the UCL next season.
Politics › Re: Araraume Drags Ihedioha, PDP To Tribunal by dochenaj: 10:39am On Apr 11, 2019
If they repeat the election 100 times. Ihedioha will still win it.
The likes of Ararume who as it appears had a dead political career courtesy of OBJ and Uche Nowosu should continue wasting their money and time. None of them can be declared winner nor can they win in the event of a rerun.
Business › Re: Who Amongst You Used This Nigerian Currency [coins] by dochenaj: 12:10am On Apr 11, 2019
Bluezy13:
Infants are known to be naturally "instinctively" curious.
Singling yourself as at infancy to know yourself to be curious...barely as a 2 years old...is highly questionable and subject to disbelieve and perhaps may be considered as sarcastic.
It is either you misrepresented the conceptualization of your quality as at infancy OR you are deliberately exaggerating. Either way, you need to make amends, for rationality purpose.
An i would advise that instead of abusing my sense of reasoning, you should rather ignore my writeup if and only if you won't make amends.
1. A 2 year old is not an infant but a toddler.
2. If you're asserting that "infants" are naturally curious, then why would you begin arguing about my statement that it must have been curiosity that led me to swallow the coin.
3. At 2, I obviously didn't know what curiosity meant, and wouldn't know I was curious. But looking back at the event, I can only wonder to myself "why would you have swallowed a coin, if not out of curiosity".
4. I have not the faintest clue as to what amends you think I should make.
5. Finally I didn't mention you when I said, what I said nor did I abuse your sense of reasoning. I suppose you should rather take your advise and desist from commenting further on what I have said.
Politics › Re: Buhari: Bilyaminu Usman, Adamu Ciroma Found Honourable During Military Rule by dochenaj: 11:44pm On Apr 10, 2019
naijadefender:
Buhari...... Is that the answer to the questionhuh? tongue huh
You no sabi say na off point master he be.
Health › Re: Help Needed With Itchy Private Part by dochenaj: 11:15pm On Apr 10, 2019
I enjoy going through people's comments on threads like this, as I laugh at the hilarious health advice proffered and some hilarious diagnosis being made.
Someone said "toilet infection" (UTI) is same as scabies. I can't stop laughing yet.
Business › Re: Who Amongst You Used This Nigerian Currency [coins] by dochenaj: 10:57pm On Apr 10, 2019
Bluezy13:
You've always been curious...
And you were barely 2 years old.
A 2 years old already always been curious huh
Haba!!!
Am I reading sarcasm and a whiff of disbelief?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Barcelona: UCL Quarter Finals (0 - 1) On 10th April 2019 by dochenaj: 10:54pm On Apr 10, 2019
anonymous1759:
Two goals, do you've any problem with thathuh You guys are in pains this night. More pains loading next week tongue
2 goals does not qualify as dismantling, more so with their opponents being one man short. You know that too well. So why are you arguing?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Barcelona: UCL Quarter Finals (0 - 1) On 10th April 2019 by dochenaj: 10:52pm On Apr 10, 2019
fikiman7000:
But people like you will never accept when they say Ajax can beat juventus at home
Ajax pulled a surprise on Real Madrid to be in the last 8. This is a competition, and do believe that getting to this stage does show you can do anything. So I won't be overtly surprised if Ajax goes through ahead of Juve.
Celebrities › Re: Toyin Lawani To Moyo Kasumu: May I Bury My Kids If Lingerie I'm Wearing Is Yours by dochenaj: 10:48pm On Apr 10, 2019
Why are all these women lacking in sense.
How can you blatantly curse yourself as a way of defense.
Is there no other way, she could have argued and exonerated herself without swearing with the lives of her children?
You don't swear with what is invaluable to you, even if you're very sure. This goes to show how much of a value her children are to her, that she will chose money and fame/integrity over her children.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Barcelona: UCL Quarter Finals (0 - 1) On 10th April 2019 by dochenaj: 10:42pm On Apr 10, 2019
No one believed Man Utd will make it to the quarter finals, after the first leg loss to PSG in the last round. We all thought, "Man Utd is a goner", only for them to sting PSG in Paris and go through.
I have no doubts they might just repeat the feat again, it is not over until it is over.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Barcelona: UCL Quarter Finals (0 - 1) On 10th April 2019 by dochenaj: 10:38pm On Apr 10, 2019
ClintonNzedimma:
what disrespect to the class of Barcelona. This Barcelona that dismantled Atletico Madrid on Sunday?. You do not watch LA LIGA my friend go and sit down
Dismantled you say? Did you know what time, Diego Costa got a red card and how many goals your 11 "fantastic" players ended up scoring?
Business › Re: Who Amongst You Used This Nigerian Currency [coins] by dochenaj: 10:17pm On Apr 10, 2019
I swallowed 1 kobo back in the day, and put everyone in suspense while waiting for me to poo it out. Eventually I did, twas a testimony.
I was barely 2 years but can still recollect the event. I've always been curios, and my curiosity caused a commotion for a day.
Politics › Re: On Atiku Abubakar's Fresh Posters In FCT (Photos) by dochenaj: 9:23am On Apr 10, 2019
Zeemam:
Someone once said and I see now; that Atiku is a very desperate man. This statement was long before elections, and this is someone who once worked closely with him, so he knows. The problem with a desperate man is that he doesn't mind the sky falling,even if he knows it will fall on all including himself and his followers.
How else do you explain these posters adorning FCT except that he is intentional in his bid to disrupt the peace of the country? If I can't govern Nigeria, then it must become ungovernable right?
Post election posters saying of Atiku, “the real and the right”. The real what? The real loser it must be, cause it can't be saying the real President. The right? The right man to help waste his money, definitely not the right man for the Villa. This is not only tasteless and tactless, it is knocking the door of treason.
1. There is no law forbidding a man from making a poster. I could well make the same poster of myself and litter it all over Nigeria, and apart from defacement I would have done nothing wrong.
2. The Real and the Right are only adjectives that could qualify anything. If you chose to fill it with "president/winner" and suggest a treasonable offence or him trying to heat up the polity. Then that could just be your guilty conscience speaking to you.
In the light of the above, you can only rally support from "brainless" folks such as yourself.
Romance › Re: With This My Package, My Boyfriend Will Never Cheat - Slay Queen (photos) by dochenaj:
Whole package my foot. She is lacking very much in sense.
While I hold to the view that nobody is ugly. But if I'll have to use the colloquial definition of beauty, then it is obvious that this lady is very ugly.
Family › Re: Hilarious Things Ever Done To Your Siblings by dochenaj: 4:25pm On Apr 09, 2019
LadySarah:
My first elder bro is the laziest human in history when it comes to house chores.He is the type that will carry his dirty plates to the kitchen,drop it at the door and then pass it to go wash his hands at the sink.someone must carry them to the sink.We called him ''ready made'' cos he was in the habit of rushing in to bath once you drop your bathwater at the bathroom.He did it to everyone of us.
Then one day,around 8pm,we planned our veageance.We collected all the water we used in washing clothes that day and my 2nd bro carried it into the bathroom,making sure he saw him.The next thing ,as usual,he zoomed past into the batheoom.
Now there was no light in the bathroom as the bulb had been removed by us. grin.After some time we heard him calling out for someone to get him a torchlight to know the type of soap he is using that wont stop lathering on his body grin grin.Nobody answered him tongue
Then he later came out with his towel,took torchlight in and discovered what he had been bathing with .
It didnt stop his ready made attitude but it lessened drastically.
No when the wife complains,all of us keep deaf ears because we know what we went through.
Very funny story. Your brother is a character. Lol
Health › Re: I'm Suspecting My Girlfriend Has Given Me HIV by dochenaj: 11:55pm On Apr 08, 2019
1Sharon:
How comes the prostitutes get subsidized price when prostitution isn't legal in the country?
It is a private medical lab, I suppose the owner is subsidizing for them as a way of encouraging them to visit again.
If you ask me, that is a smart businesswoman.
Health › Re: I'm Suspecting My Girlfriend Has Given Me HIV by dochenaj: 11:52pm On Apr 08, 2019
Add Hepatitis screening (Hepatitis B &C) to the list of test you should do. Those two might even be deadlier than HIV.
Politics › Re: Emeka Ihedioha Inspects Sam Mbakwe Airport After Fire Outbreak by dochenaj: 8:10pm On Apr 08, 2019
Shibaraba:
Incoming governor suppose dey do that kain thing?
He needs to, if he doesn't want to be like "Baba Go Slow".
Health › Re: My Mother Has Fibroid, I Need Solutions To Stop It Permanently by dochenaj: 6:28am On Apr 07, 2019
comtem2011:
Pls, tell me more. My elder sister is going for surgery this week cos of same issue and she has not given birth before. She has done it once but still reoccur cos part of it was inside her uterus. It has now grown back. She has been booked for another one now.
Mind you, she has been dealing with it for the past 6 years. All the people saying it has drug, pls fear God. My sister has taken different kinds of stuff, but it's getting worse.
Removing the uterus now is not an option cos she is yet to give birth.
I'm sorry about your sister's situation. Usually the risk of fibroid is increased in a uterus that has not carried a pregnancy.
In her case of recurrent complicated fibroid, there is that danger of an inoperable fibroid that could lead to her uterus becoming too damaged to carry a pregnancy hence necessitating taking it out. And the multiple scars on her uterus also makes her eventual pregnancy a high risk pregnancy that should be monitored carefully. On a brighter side, there is surrogacy, but that is not something every regular person can afford.
Education › Re: Success Adegor's Results, Comes 1st In Class (Photos) by dochenaj: 5:06am On Apr 07, 2019
delectablegyal:
long I saw this report card. seeing it now reminds me of my primary school days. I took the first position through out. I'm the bosscheesy.
Who we go ask?
Health › Re: My Mother Has Fibroid, I Need Solutions To Stop It Permanently by dochenaj: 12:39am On Apr 07, 2019
Pierced:
She's seeing a professional gynecologist. She does not want to remove the uterus completely just the fibroid. She's currently on drugs, but my fear is the bleeding is not stopping.
Oh! The recommended treatment is to remove the uterus, if she is going under the knife after all. Why not go for a more definitive treatment.
My dear, I'll have to say this, "removing her uterus does not make her less a woman". Your family must support her and encourage her to go through that route.
The truth is that if the bleeding is exclusively from a fibroid, then it is quite unlikely that the bleeding will stop that easily and there is also the possibility that when she eventually go for the removal of the fibroid the bleeding will be too uncontrollable in the theatre that only removing the uterus emergently can save her life.
Why postpone a likely inevitable?
Politics › Re: Okorocha Meets Ihedioha, Peter Obi & PDP Members At A Burial In Imo (Photos) by dochenaj: 6:16pm On Apr 06, 2019
midolian:
Please what is Ihedioha stylishly staring at in the 5th pix and Tambuwwal in the 10th pix? huh huh
The widow sef no try. Why wear a cleavage baring outfit in your husband's burial? undecided undecided
Cc:goatandyamtheory
Na slay widow she be nah.
Politics › Re: Why I Resigned As CJN - Walter Onnoghen by dochenaj: 5:46pm On Apr 06, 2019
It's unfortunate that this is happening, it shows that the Judiciary has been compromised and is not an independent arm of Government.
The NJC members has been warned that they would get the Onnoghen treatment if they don't dance according to the tune.
Now that the CCT trial of Onnoghen is coming short and it appears he might end up not being really indicted as there is not enough evidence to indict him. The presidency has played the NJC card, of course the man knows that it is over, hence his resignation but if I were him, I'll remain stubborn to the end.
Now they will use this against him to justify the witch hunt.
Health › Re: My Mother Has Fibroid, I Need Solutions To Stop It Permanently by dochenaj:
Pierced:
Hello everyone. Forgive me for this long post.
My mom has been bleeding as a result of fibroid for 2 and half months now. She is suppose to have a sugery and remove the fibroid but the doctors are saying they can't do any sugery until the bleeding stop as it is too risky to perform a surgery on her if she's still bleeding.
4 pints of blood was injected in her as she has lost so much blood, and was getting weaker by the day.
I am scared that the four pints of blood will be wasted again as she's still bleeding heavily.
I need solutions in stoping the bleeding, so the surgery will be done and the bleeding will be stopped. Pls if know anything that can be done so the bleeding can stop, it will be appreciated.
Pls, gynecologist in the house, I urgently need help.
Cc. dominique, Sissy3, lalasticlala.
No doctor will give you medical treatment options without seeing your mother and asking basic questions and doing the necessary examinations.
The doctors she is seeing, are they not gynecologist? If they are certain that it is fibroid that is causing the bleeding, there are recommendations they could give. Considering that she is beyond 50 and has no child bearing years ahead of her, they should likely suggest she undergo a hysterectomy (remove the uterus entirely). I don't know any sensible doctor who will keep on transfusing a patient with such amount of bleeding, when the solution is so simple as removing the uterus entirely instead of removing the fibroids alone.
And removing the uterus ensures that there is no more threat to any cancer involving the uterus again.
Health › Re: My Mother Has Fibroid, I Need Solutions To Stop It Permanently by dochenaj: 4:57pm On Apr 06, 2019
Pierced:
I don't think so, she has not seen her period for like 6yrs now, all of a sudden she's bleeding non stop.
I strongly doubt the issue might be just fibroid.
She better consult a consultant gynecologist, I don't know who is seeing her presently. Because cancer is a much more likely possibility for her case and age. But I hope I'm wrong.
Christianity Etc › Re: Daddy Freeze Reacts To Pastor Kumuyi On Women Wearing Trousers by dochenaj: 4:51pm On Apr 06, 2019
madmohamed:
who is man of God. How did u know he is man of God, daddy freeze can go to heaven and this your soo call man of God will go to Hall, I don't trust any soo call man of God I play for my self I deliver my self.as a human being u don't have to wait for pastor to tell you to play or fast before you do.
We don't wait for Pastor to tell us to "play" either. So you're saying that some "soo call men of God" will go to Hall. Abi na Hall of fame or hall wey dey Eko Hotels.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Southampton Vs Liverpool (1 - 3) On 5th April 2019 by dochenaj: 5:48am On Apr 06, 2019
Demogorgon:
Actually, it's a win win situation for both teams. Man Utd wins and their case for a top 4 finish is strengthened. Subsequently, Liverpool will have one hand on the title...
Manchester United will rather finished at 6th position than hand Liverpool the long awaited EPL title.
So I'm almost certain Europa League is loading for them.
Politics › Re: MURIC Reacts To NJC’s Decision On CJN, Onnoghen by dochenaj: 5:28am On Apr 06, 2019
It's unfortunate that this is happening, it shows that the Judiciary has been compromised and is not an independent arm of Government.
The NJC members has been warned that they would get the Onnoghen treatment if they don't dance according to the tune.
Now that the CCT trial of Onnoghen is coming short and it appears he might end up not being really indicted as there is not enough evidence to indict him. The presidency has played the NJC card, of course the man knows that it is over, hence his resignation but if I were him, I'll remain stubborn to the end.
Now they will use this against him to justify the witch hunt.

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