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ComputersRe: Difference Between China HP And Original HP? by doofanc: 5:11am On Jul 06, 2012
charlsecy4: Maybe the processor of the cheaper one is AMD, while that of the more expensive one is Intel. Both could be genuine, probably just different processors.
not necessarily. I've seen HP laptops with EXACTLY the same specs (ROM, RAM, processor type) having different prices, sometimes as much as 10k. I was told the cheaper one was the China made one.

Though like most people have said, labour in China is a lot cheaper than it is in the US or Europe, so that could account for the disparity. It may not necessarily be of an inferior quality.
ComputersRe: Difference Between China HP And Original HP? by doofanc: 8:18pm On Jul 05, 2012
The price, basically. China products are usually cheaper. Other than that its difficut to spot the difference even if both products are kept side by side.
PoliticsRe: Otedola Is Silly & Misguided For Not Talking To House Committee – Committee by doofanc: 1:33pm On Jul 04, 2012
Otedola was also said to have told the lawmakers he was not a hungry man like them and that he is a business man.

“It was very stupid of him and we are not happy because we cannot have a respected standing Committee of this nature and someone will come and tell us that he is a businessman and not hungry like ourselves.

“Do we look like hungry men, ladies and gentlemen?

“Because of the degree of demonstration that we had of our patience and fairness towards him, he even expressed it and thanked us for being fair to him and refusing to get annoyed.
LMAO!!! see yabbing grin
PoliticsRe: Explosion At Banex Plaza, Wuse 2 In Abuja by doofanc: 12:02pm On Jul 04, 2012
jaybee: "SPLIT THE COUNTRY" might sound too harsh and connote a violent explosion. i think it is will be more palatable to say "RESTRUCTURE THE COUNTRY"
@red, the irony of it. . . what stage do you really think the country is in at the moment?
PoliticsRe: Explosion At Banex Plaza, Wuse 2 In Abuja by doofanc: 11:52pm On Jul 03, 2012
What is really happening? I'm becomin depressed
PoliticsRe: Audio Of $3M Conversation Between Lawan & Otedola (Part 2) by doofanc: 7:15pm On Jul 03, 2012
Notice the one word replies by the oil mogul: yes, ok, God bless you( shocked!!!). He was obvoiusly trying to avoid any blunder.

You gat to hand to Ote$, the guy is one smart SOAB.
PoliticsRe: Freak Show In PDP by doofanc: 7:34am On Jul 03, 2012
GEJ - IBB beef? Really? I'm hearing this 4 d first time. Didnt Gej even call him is older brother at one time?
Foreign AffairsRe: Anderson Cooper Admits That He's Gay by doofanc: 8:17pm On Jul 02, 2012
Eltonluigi: Hehehe, my bad. Too many Right-wing conservatives in the FOX for them to have a gay reporter.
an openly gay reporter you mean. Anderson obviously knew the ultra liberal CNN will have no problem with his decision to come out in the open about his sexual orientation. The same certainly cannot be said for outfits like Fox, where, most definately, they'll harbour one or two closet gays.
Foreign AffairsRe: Anderson Cooper Admits That He's Gay by doofanc: 6:44pm On Jul 02, 2012
Garba Audu: ...and Cooper too? I thought its only [b]Richard Quest? [/b]Chai, this world na wa o. Here we have our own tribal wahala, Oyinbo man get his own bed wahala!
so Richard Quest is gay also? Na wa o!
Foreign AffairsRe: Anderson Cooper Admits That He's Gay by doofanc: 6:39pm On Jul 02, 2012
Ileke-IdI:
How was this not obvious?

Dude looks like a pretty boi
Foreign AffairsRe: Anderson Cooper Admits That He's Gay by doofanc: 6:39pm On Jul 02, 2012
Ileke-IdI:
How was this not obvious?

Dude looks like a pretty boi
funny isn't it? Most gays usually dashingly handsome men, men who could easily get any lady of their choice. . .why they go for the bony rectum is truly beyond me. sad #Sad
Music/RadioRe: Real Names Of All Top Nigerian Music Artistes by doofanc: 1:01pm On Jul 02, 2012
brokoto: in fact His real name is Bisade Ologunde Abdullahi Muhammed
really? All i've known him(Lagbaja) is the first two: Bisade Ologunde
Car TalkRe: Inscriptions Found On Nigerian Vehicles by doofanc: 5:43am On Jul 02, 2012
idiagbon: "Keke today private jet tomorrow"
"Have u prayed today"
@bolded, no be lie! :-D grin grin
PoliticsRe: How My Husband Was Killed - Widow Of Slain ANPP Chieftain by doofanc: 9:56pm On Jul 01, 2012
@Seun i can understand where coming from. Why would a lady want her husband of 30years dead? So let us assume the lady is still shock which could account for the many loopholes noted in her story or that The Sun didn't get everything. That she even granted the interview at this time is suprising

but i can also understand where logica and the other are going: If we're to take it as it is, then, i dare say, she still has a lot a questions to answer.
Car TalkRe: Inscriptions Found On Nigerian Vehicles by doofanc: 9:05pm On Jul 01, 2012
It think it would be cool if we upload snapshots of some of them, esp the truly hilarious ones like these:

Koolking: Wetin lawyers dey do sef?
if you jam me i jam you
:

paix: Don't peep, your daughter may be inside
My car may be old but I am in front of you
When I grow up, I want to be a Rolls Royce
grin grin grin
NYSCRe: 2012 Nysc Batch B Benue Corpers Forum by doofanc: 11:35am On Jul 01, 2012
Klinsdon: pls give me direction from ebonyi state or better still from enugu. Wen i get to 9th mile, what next?
u may be lucky to get makurdi direct from 9th but its rare and may waste ur time.. Your best bet will be thru Oturkpo from where you'll get makurdi.
NYSCRe: 2012 Nysc Batch B Benue Corpers Forum by doofanc: 9:16am On Jun 30, 2012
Morgan1092: Am posted 2 Benue but i reside in Aba - Abia State. How do i get 2 Gboko?
i'm not too familiar with d east so i'm not sure if u can get a direct vehicle from Aba to Makudi. But i do know Peace Transport runs Aba - Otukpo. From Otukpo you can easily get to Makurdi. And from there locating the camp is easy. U can check my post above 4 directions.

another alternative is true 9th mile from where u'll easily get Otukpo or if you're lucky , makurdi direct.

Safe trip.
Jokes EtcRe: The Bush Man And His Wife by doofanc: 8:44am On Jun 30, 2012
Bioxstar: Girl: I am pregnant! Angry mother: How come? Girl: It was an accident! Angry mother: U mean u were walking down d Road and u fell on an ERECTED P*nis?
ClASSIC! grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: The Bush Man And His Wife by doofanc: 7:56am On Jun 30, 2012
grin
Abdul Adam56: I quote:A plane is about 2 crash,they are only 5 people on d plane-MESSI,ALIKO,POPE,JONATHAN AND A STUDENT,nd theres only 4 parashut,MESSI took 1 nd said am the world best,ALIKO DANGOTE said i am the richest of africa,G.JONATHAN took 1 nd said i am the smartest president in d world nd he 2 jump up 2 4rm the plane,so the POPE ND STUDENT remain on the plane nd only 1 parashut remain,the POPE said young gal u can go i wil stay,So the gal replied no theres are 2 parashut ,cos EBELE JONATHAN took my school bag not the parashut.
LMAO!!!! so na presido u dey yab like this? Yeye grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Forbes Magazine Exposes Prof Ayittey's Hypocrisy After Mocking Jonathan by doofanc: 10:31pm On Jun 29, 2012
I'm must say i'm truly suprised at the article esp coming from a supposedly authoritative source as Forbes.

Those of us who have been there (ghana) will testify that yes, they have little problems, but its no where nearly as dismal as is being portrayed by the article.
RomanceRe: Married Woman Dies During Intimacy With Married Lover by doofanc: 9:41pm On Jun 29, 2012
Johnny: I still don‘t understand how a woman can die because of sex....Is it likely attached to an ailment or the man is just extra strong?I don‘t see how a woman will die while havin sex with me.How long do I last on them!!
just hope you never come across such women. the rapid rise in blood pressure that accompanies orgas.m can cause serious problem for those with heart issues.

even for someone as youthful and healthy as i am, i can remember how i almost passed out one time. . .
RomanceRe: Married Woman Dies During Intimacy With Married Lover by doofanc: 9:29pm On Jun 29, 2012
lepasharon: maybe she had a heart problem . its always in naija i hear stories of ppl dieing in sex undecided
d article autopsy report revealed that she died of heart problem, most likely a heart attack. Like u say, its fairly common, esp among men.
NYSCRe: 2012 Nysc Batch B Benue Corpers Forum by doofanc: 8:11pm On Jun 29, 2012
Max'diamond:
Benue is a cool and save state 2 serve.bt benue is HIV state..Almost every body in benue are HIV POSITIVE.food are cheap in benue especially in gboko..i serve in benue gboko 2010/2011 batch B. Take care all.enjoy urself in benue state bt beware of HIV.
current prevalence is 12.7% how does that translate to 'everybody?' Mumu like you.

To all: is a lovely place and you'll enjoy it here. When you're eventally posted to your LG, your hosts, be they Tivs, idomas, Igedes or Igala (or even Igbos) will be very pleased to have you.

WELCOME TO THE FOOD BASKET!! ;d ;d ;d
NYSCRe: 2012 Nysc Batch B Benue Corpers Forum by doofanc: 7:56pm On Jun 29, 2012
To all prospective corpers, you may get a vehicle (usually bus) going directly to wannune. but like most people have said, its perhaps better to take a Gboko bound vehicle and stop at d camp since its very easy to locate: large expanse of fenced land by the road just before you get to wannune town. A statue of corper is in front.

The fair ranges from 250 (taxi) to 150 (bus).
NYSCRe: 2012 Nysc Batch B Benue Corpers Forum by doofanc: 7:38pm On Jun 29, 2012
Slimgrace: my sis was posted to Benue o
she's comin from kaduna bt she hasnt evn collectd her statement of result yet
she's stl in zaria
hop d orientation camp aint diffficult to locate
pls cn i get direct descriptions as to how she cn easily locate d camp ground?
tnx y'all
she shd make sure enters Pleasure Transport, New nyanyan or Benue links. They all have their parks in kaduna (when coming from kasuwa, just after st Gerald hosp. not sure of their Zaria park) these are the ones that will stop at wuruku. I'm saying this because most transporters from the north usually stop at lafia park for which you'll need to take another trip to wuruku. Safe trip.
Car TalkRe: 'Nigeria Used' And 'Registered' Cars - Any Difference? by doofanc: 7:14pm On Jun 29, 2012
^keep quiet.

@op
ba_aliyah: There is no difference. It means they are used in Nigeria.
not necessarily.. Its not all the cars that u see on our roads that have been registered.
PoliticsRe: N96m Lawan Bribe: I Collected Money Not Bribe by doofanc: 3:05pm On Jun 29, 2012
D guys is just a shameless lying POS.

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