₦airaland Forum

afam4eva: Why does sexx require so much physical and emotional energy.

the sweetness of it makes difficult to stop once the tempo has been built.

I believe i read somewhere that d energy expended is close to that used by someone running a marathon race.

Danka7777: Couples beware! There is a specially made voodoo or juju on the market for infidelity. If you are a cheating spouse, this is your last opportunity to think twice now, as you partner might have possession this juju and willing to use on you, and your fate will be like this young promiscuous woman!

meltech: The Woman husband juju dom take her life jare....

We Nigerians and our archaic way of thinking. The report CLEARLY states that the unfortunate lady died of heart problem, most likely a heart attack. Which one come be juju again?

This is certainly not an unusual occurence, though i admit its been quite sometime i've heard of a female victim. It is usually males past their middle age and usually with a preexisting heart condition. Doctors will always warn such individuals to take it easy with sex because their compromised heart may not be able to handle the stress of a rigorous session..

But we know they no go hear. Some will even take drugs to enhance their performance. The next thing you'll see is a story in The Sun newspapers that one prominent politician died atop a pro.stitute in a hotel room. And people begin to wonder why.

^wtf is your point? What has this thread got 2 do with tiv/fulani crises

torkaka: are you drunk or high off your poo? how did tiv people enter this story? the story says idomas in ado are fighting igbos and you are busy displaying your ignorance here!
p.s tiv don't share a common boundary with igalas talkless ebiras!

no mind the dimwit.

achi4u: mine was when MTN did an Easter promo that i bought my SIM for 8,000 two days later Glo sold their SIM for N1:00 i nearly faint.

I also bought Samsung R220 for 15k.
*each time my phone vibrate i will also vibrate

What is funny thread.

Ok, let us for the sake of argument agree Tinubu has indeed enriched himself illegally. Whose duty is it to ensure he's brought to book? Will the fact that an alleged criminal is freely walking the streets not be an indictment on the govt of d day?

Ahhhhhhh! IKEBE SUPER!! It surely brings back memories. It officially banned in my house; dad saw it as no more than soft core porn.

My uncle, on d other hand, was an ardent reader and stacks of copies at his house. I used to look forward to the times we would pay him a visit where i would sneak into his room and indulge myself. . .

Those dimwits are obviously new to d scamming business. 2003 EOD for 430k. FOR REAL??

Is it really true that the islamic bank, Jaiz, pays btw 350k to .5m at entry level.

Running a news station is no easy feat, esp in a terrain like naija. I guess their anti-govt posture also contributed.

Evacuate them 2 where exactly?

thaira: Obasanjo's swag then: if I can't be handsome, I'll be more muscular than them all. Plus, I'll rule twice.

no be lie!!!

werepeLeri: believe everything Nigerian newspapers prints and you will believe there are 14 months in a single year. Worst is- believe anything you read on NairaLand and you are done for. LOL.

Azazi is now a saint only when GEJ fired him. The same people shouting Azazi should be removed, these are the same people now touting him as a saint.

naturally, a news story deemed less than favorable to your principal would likely be of questionable veracity, no?.

Sisi_Kill: Thanks jare, I too was appalled by some people's response. Any reasonable person should know that people dying like cockroaches every other day is not a sufficient enough reason for the President to review the country's state of security or lack thereof. . .No siree bob! Now the possibility of foreign investment pouring into the country. . . well that's a mighty good reason and anyone who doesn't understand this is clearly a half empty glass viewing person(aren't they worst? Ughhh! Can't stand people like that).


Of course one could say. . .if the entire country is blown to smithereens because of the buffet of bombings, who benefits from all the foreign investment but you know what. . .that's thinking too deeply about it, no? I think so too!!

Alls I gotta say is. . . thank goodness for the promise of foreign investment. This is the kinda stuff good history is made of and I won't be surprised if in the not so distant future, someone wrote a book - How Foreign Investment saved our lives.

epic!

Fake news

Drock4christ: hey man! Either its por*n or not, all i know iz dat they r more fun dan naija films!

bull.
Dey r considered 'more fun' mainly because of d extra flesh (mainly female) that is bared. And yes they tend 2 b very fleshy indeed.

SUV: please tell everyone that the car air condition needs to be overhauled (fixed)

how did u know that?

Suprisingly no newspaper has carried d story yet

Still no confirmation over 12hrs after in reportedly occured?

femmy2010: New state means more Member of state assemblies,More house of rep Members,More Senators,additional Governors,More commisioners,more advisors and MUCH MORE MONEY TO BE TAKEN AWAY FROM THE PEOPLES POCKET TO FINANCE THEM.

Right on!

So which is it: Transformer (i sincerely hope) or bomb blast?

But if indeed na transformer, how d car take catch fire?

So what is d true version, bomb blast or not

Evidently 'they' are in need of more avenues to loot. At least in the naija context thats what state creation signifies.
Noting more.
Smh

I think i'll give it to nurses. Almost all i've seen are soo sex.y

@poster congrats on ur job offer.

Would u mind tellin what kind of job it is?

DaLover: Ok, I am sorry...
But has your father ever ruled a ward or local government before?

kindly stop being a ill-bred nuisance. What has his dad got 2 do with issue at hand?

if Gej knows the situation is too much 4 him, why not leave d stage for the person who can?

Enraged, angry, pissed off, tired, sad. . .i don't even know how i'm feeling anymore.

The mere thought that some people woke up hale and hearty this morning, went to church to give praise to their Creator, and are now no more thanks to the demonic, bestial act of those animals is just too much.

I weep. :-(