₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: RegisterLoginWith GoogleTrendingRecentNew

Stats: 3,325,744 members, 8,423,540 topics. Date: Tuesday, 09 June 2026 at 09:09 PM

Toggle theme

Doofanc's Posts

Nairaland ForumDoofanc's ProfileDoofanc's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 (of 29 pages)

Foreign AffairsRe: Time And CNN Suspend Fareed Zakaria For Plagiarism by doofanc: 11:23pm On Aug 11, 2012
LOL! the grammarian has been caught!! grin grin

@topic, it really unfortunate. Fareed's GPS remains my favorite program on CNN. His analytical prowess is simply superb.

What a pity
Car TalkRe: What To Do When Your Brakes Fail? by doofanc: 9:39pm On Aug 10, 2012
PosCaricature :
@Och77, a car gear does not enter reverse gear when on high speed, it makes some mechanical noise instead.[b] The best thing to do when your brakes fail on high speed in the case of manual gear is to shift gear to a high gear '1' [/b]and after much retardation you apply the park brake. In auto, all you need to do is to gradually apply the park brake. Never attempt to shift gear to 'P' as this will suddenly hook up the engine and can cause the car to skid and can also cause serious damage to your car's gearbox.
I'm not sure that will be a good idea, particularly for high speeds (eg over 100kph). if its a front wheel drive it could cause it to skid. the best option will be a step wise reduction ie from 4 to 3 then 2 then finally 1. No doubt it will require steady nerves which is why one must not panic during this time.
Car TalkRe: What To Do When Your Brakes Fail? by doofanc: 9:34pm On Aug 10, 2012
Xionez: 1. Apply your handbrake, switch off engine and try to make your front tires brush or rub the center lane obstacles on the road. That should reduce the speed. Avoid climbing them because your car is likely to do a flip.

2. Shout Jesus and try and do a 360 spin/ drift.(only if it rains or the road is wet).
you think say na James bond?
AutosRe: sold!sold!! sold!!bprice slashed! Neat Toyota Corolla 2008 For 1.3m by doofanc: 9:02pm On Aug 10, 2012
sweet looking ride. and the price simply fantastic (provided there are not issues with the car) If I had the money I would have surely have considered it.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Zenith Bank Or Diamond Bank Job? by doofanc: 9:32am On Aug 09, 2012
meetgaya: While Maintreetbank pays the highest N263K/month for fresh graduates and they are in the process of reviewing to N420K per month, the job is less stressful.
really? see grooving!! cool
PhonesRe: MTN Reviews Data Plan Packages by doofanc: 9:19am On Aug 09, 2012
Etisalat rocks!! only 1k for 200mb of super fast High speed data. cool cool cool cool
Jokes EtcRe: Soaking Garri After Buying Latest Gadgets; Even Kids Mad At GEJ (pics) by doofanc: 4:23pm On Aug 07, 2012
cool! cool
PoliticsRe: False Alarm: No Bomb Blast In Lokoja.... by doofanc: 4:20pm On Aug 07, 2012
A bomb was allegedly found in a Church in lokoja, but was said to have been defused before it could wreak havoc. I wonder were people got the information about the bomb blast from.
PoliticsRe: Gunmen Attack Deeper Life Church At Okene Kogi State, Kill 15 by doofanc: 10:40pm On Aug 06, 2012
I just heard it on channels TV. Lord have Mercy. cry cry cry cry cry
IslamRe: "Ramadan Has Crippled Business,” Prostitutes Lament by doofanc: 5:53pm On Jul 31, 2012
Are people actually taking this post serious?
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Senators Earn More Than Barack Obama by doofanc: 12:39pm On Jul 30, 2012
jp philips: this info is just on nairaland to serve the viewership of the elites with internet access and perhaps less than a million people in a population of over 167m.
I dont believe that those agberos that fight over 2litres of kerosine at NNPC outlets will not lynch an average senator on a good day.

nigerians are suicidal lately, they have become militants and terrorists. Judging from communist revolutions of asia, our radicalism has no match.

What i see missing in the equation is knowledge/information.

Let every Nairalander print this page in summary and paste on the streets where you live, 6months on, we will get results.
@bolded, good idea. it can also be left in buses and taxis.
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Senators Earn More Than Barack Obama by doofanc: 3:05pm On Jul 27, 2012
Stale news. Itsay Sagay, Sanusi, Wole Soyinka and even OBJ have all in the past spoken out and expressed alarm over this group of people milking the country dry in the name of legislating.

but they don't care
PoliticsRe: Why Is Supporting GEJ Seen As An Offence? by doofanc: 2:50pm On Jul 27, 2012
if your support is borne out of a genuine concern for the person's progress, then it shouldn't be a problem. Unfortunately, that cannot be said for a majority of those laptop 40 claiming to be his supporters.
Jokes EtcRe: What Will You Describe This Picture As? by doofanc: 10:55am On Jul 27, 2012
At least the poor man has something to eat. there are many people that would be grateful to get that piece of bread.
PoliticsRe: List Of Pro-GEJ Paid Laptop Guys On Nairaland by doofanc: 10:27pm On Jul 25, 2012
I'm tempted to believe, going by some of their astonishingly daft comments, that there subliminal moves by the so called pro-GEJ (laptop guys)to discredit his administration.

And I say this as one wishes his administration well.

The fact remains that their blind support of what is clearly wrong, rather than respectfully proffer workable and constructive solutions, does far greater damage to his credibility than any post from his most virulent critic ever could.

those who want this administration to succeed should dissociate themselves from this group.
CelebritiesRe: Eddie Murphy Don Die! by doofanc: 2:32pm On Jul 25, 2012
BusinessRe: Unity Bank Retires 500 Workers by doofanc: 10:05pm On Jul 24, 2012
you guys would do well to read properly before commenting. The article said retirement, not sack or lay-off. These are people are have been in the system for quite some time; for some eg the GM, it could be over two decades.. If after all these time they've not planned for their retirement, then it unfortunate.


“Of the number proceeding on retirement [b]one each are in the rank of General Manager and Deputy General Manager and an Assistant General Manager whil[/b]e others are of various categories In carrying out the retirement, the bank worked in co-operation with all the stakeholders including the Association of Senior Staff of Banks, Insurance and Financial Institutions (ASSBIFI) to ensure industrial harmony,” it added.
BusinessRe: Online Airtime Recharge Options by doofanc(op): 10:15am On Jul 24, 2012
diluminati: Is there anyway i as a person can get a biz like this
I'm not sure its a very profitable business; all those I used to know are all folding up: easytopup, rechargenigeria, pinreload,etc
BusinessRe: Online Airtime Recharge Options by doofanc(op): 10:08am On Jul 24, 2012
FOD: If you have an account with UBA, enrol on UBADirect.
I don't, unfortunately, and have no intention of getting one. i preferred quickteller because you as long as you have a verve card, you could recharge directly from their website irrespective of your bank. but its like they've been having problems for some time. sad
BusinessOnline Airtime Recharge Options by doofanc(op): 10:24pm On Jul 23, 2012
which of them still work? the much hyped quickteller just dey f-up. it keeps displaying 'withdrawal limit exceeded' any suggestions?
PoliticsRe: Reps Threaten To Impeach President Goodluck Jonathan by doofanc: 8:00am On Jul 20, 2012
Mr. Soalaboye maintained that budget concerns should be laid at the table of the Ministry of Finance.
Simple.

Gbajabiamila is one of the few men I respect in the NA, but he has missed here. Okonjo-Iweala, I would think, should be the first point of call, even if it means summoning her to the chambers to give explanation. It is when such explanations are deemed unsatisfactory that her boss, GEJ, would be called upon to take action against her.
FamilyRe: My Wife Eat Most Of The Meat While Cooking by doofanc: 8:23am On Jul 10, 2012
honeric01: You were the thief stealing the "one missing meat" all the time.

I cook too and i don't steal since it's mine. i don't even taste my food until i am ready to eat.
lol! I really how u can steal what belongs to u
Car TalkRe: Toyota Camry Vs Toyota Avalon: Your Preference And Why? by doofanc: 10:03pm On Jul 09, 2012
Abeyjide: Der are some camry with good interior,V6 engine.XLE model.my friend jst bought one and is very good.saying dis cos of d cost of avalon.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Things That Annoy You On Nairaland by doofanc: 8:01pm On Jul 08, 2012
fellis: Calm down.
It's that way because they're posting with blackberries.
i thot it was a virus attack

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 (of 29 pages)