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PoliticsRe: Governor Of Lagos State Has Shown How Common Sense Is The Most Uncommon Thing. by doofanc:
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PoliticsRe: Yorubas & Ogbomoso Community Disowns Kano Boko Haram Leader Suleiman Mohammed by doofanc: 9:40am On May 13, 2012
I really have to wonder why, at this point at least, the security agents deemed it wise to reveal his state of origin (as alleged). Were they not aware of the needless distraction it will cause?

I would have thought that since most people would automatically believed the guy to be of Northern heritage, the agencies should have played along.
PoliticsRe: Lagos: ‘why Doctors Were Fired’. by doofanc: 9:14am On May 13, 2012
For their patented insolence, sexual incontinence, refusal to subject themselves to the authority of anyone not a doctor(even if he's their employer!) , inordinate pride, and the general but unfounded belief that they're God's greatest gift to mankind, Nigerian doctors, surely must take the crown as the most reviled, most detested in the world.

How can one even begin to defend the fiendishly callous act of abandoning critically ill patient just to partake in a strike?

The action of Fashiola must be commended which, it is hoped, will be replicted in other states where doctors may be tempted to tow the line of their frustrated Lagos counterparts.
BusinessRe: How Safe Is Internet Banking In Nigeria And Which Bank(s) Will You Recommend? by doofanc: 6:31pm On May 08, 2012
Even the more advanced countries still have occasional problems with internet banking so there is nowhere you can get a guaranteeed 100% security.

I do believe the risks outweigh the benefit, as long as you take all the precautions other posters have listed: avoid questionable websites, use only ONE personal system with a fully updated PAID (not free) antivirus to access your online acc, NEVER on a cybercafe or shared computer, and so on.
HealthRe: What's D Healthiest Way For Me To Put On Weight by doofanc: 6:44am On May 07, 2012
Take lots of milk & eggs. Avoid excessively fatty food. You could also consider getting wate-on emulsion.
Car TalkRe: Peugeot 406 V6, And 307 2.0L: What's Your Take? by doofanc: 8:43pm On May 05, 2012
Pegeout ke? That brand of car is a total disaster.
Almost everyone i know of who used one complained bitterly about its unending issues.

Its second value is non existent. On this auto board its common to see 2001 406 going 4 as low as 400k (most likely due to its issues and d owner cant wait to get rid of it). You can google search if u doubt.
PhonesRe: What Is The Highest Amount Of Recharge Card You Ever Bought/ever Had? by doofanc: 2:34pm On May 04, 2012
Kuulnomsy: And this poo made front page huh huh huh huh huh
so did your idiocy :-P
PhonesRe: What Is The Highest Amount Of Recharge Card You Ever Bought/ever Had? by doofanc: 2:32pm On May 04, 2012
I think its about 6500 for starcom internet service.
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Releases Video On Thisday Bombing, Threatens To Attack VOA, Guardian by doofanc: 12:03am On May 02, 2012
Bluff? Empty propaganda?

Whatever the case, if i have friends in media houses, i'll advise them exercise caution at least 4 the next few weeks.

The signs are pretty ominous.
PoliticsRe: Happy Workers' Day To All Nairalanders by doofanc: 7:44am On May 01, 2012
Any public holday?
PoliticsRe: Happy Workers' Day To All Nairalanders by doofanc: 5:14am On May 01, 2012
Is there public holiday today?
PoliticsRe: El-rufai's Interesting Perspective On The Thisday Bomb Attack by doofanc: 4:34pm On Apr 28, 2012
Hmmm interesting.

Do you guys really think the bomb blast will be enough to deflect attention from the oil subsidy probe and the uproar it generated? Perhaps not just this singular attack, but i do recall BH promising further attacks against media houses.

Well, lets see. . .
PoliticsRe: Open Letter To Alhaji Aliko Dangote On Northern Nigeria And Boko Haram by doofanc: 4:16pm On Apr 28, 2012
The article is complete trash as far as i'm concerned.

Not holding brief for Dangote, but when exactly did he become the government?

The writer is just a soup grapes attention seeker.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Why is Nairaland So Addictive? - And What's The Cure For This Addiction? by doofanc: 3:58am On Apr 25, 2012
@OP, get a job. . .or a LIFE. Either will likely cure your addiction.
PoliticsRe: Is This Stupid Commedian Fair To Ngozi Iweala? by doofanc: 3:23am On Apr 25, 2012
Who gives three phks if he's fair or not?
PoliticsRe: Diezani Allison Madueke's N2million At Work by doofanc: 2:22am On Apr 25, 2012
Johndoe100: Why do all these misguided fools aka haters always need to find fault when there is none? You took an unconfirmed rumour and have built a house of lies around it. Spare us your hate you vile thing.
were you the one holding the banner in that picture?
PoliticsRe: Abuja Court Jails Ekpendu Cyril For Impersonating Reuben Abati by doofanc: 4:30pm On Apr 23, 2012
The fact that the dude impersonated (almost successfully) a personality of such imposing intellect as Rueben abati clearly shows guy is no push over.

only wish the courts would be this quick in dispensing justice when it gets to the bigger cases.
RomanceRe: Is It Safe For A Stammerer To Marry A Stammerer? by doofanc: 7:55am On Apr 22, 2012
dabigwalls: Like seriously!!!? Beating cures stammering?
absolutely not! If anything, it worsens it. Beating, making mockery of, or ridiculing the person have never been shown to be effective in curtailing
stammering.

You'll notice if the stammerer is in a calm and relaxed atmosphere where no one appears to notice the stammering, he/she is usually able to speak normally.
RomanceRe: Is It Safe For A Stammerer To Marry A Stammerer? by doofanc: 7:41am On Apr 22, 2012
bennyraz: Have anyone noticed that when stammerers sing, they don't stammer? They sing smoothly.
not just singing, but crying, laughing, screaming. . .and moaning ;-)

problem usually arises when the stammerer has to make articulated speech, especially words beginning with the so called 'plosives,' p, b, m; those beginning with k; and certain c words.

Almost all of us stammer when emotionally charged, eg very angry or very frightened, but for the stammerer it may be so severe that he/she may find it almost impossible to utter a single word. Hence the best remedy is for the stammerer to keep calm as much as possible, and to talk slowly.
RomanceRe: Show Me Some Love by doofanc: 1:13am On Apr 20, 2012
^ i could have sworn you just described the politicss section.
RomanceRe: Which Profession Is Likely To Have More Flirts? by doofanc: 12:57am On Apr 20, 2012
Beyond a doubt its male medical doctors, especially the young ones. I happen to know quite a number of them so i know what i'm saying.

They actually boast among themselves about theier latest catch, usually those sexy nurses with all curves. . .
RomanceRe: Show Me Some Love by doofanc: 12:44am On Apr 20, 2012
tongue
RomanceRe: Hw To Kn If He Is D One. by doofanc: 12:40am On Apr 20, 2012
lindonjeff: A man who cn,t wait 4 u, is definitely nt urs, so luk carefully bf u leap.
u care to share your experience? ;-)
PoliticsRe: Senator David Mark In Critical Condition. Flown To Israel For Treatment by doofanc: 11:10pm On Apr 19, 2012
chiteny: When they loot, they keep in Switzerland. When sick,
they go to Germany, India or Israel.
When investing, they
go to America or UK. When buying mansions, they visit
London, South of france, dubai, USA, Spain & Ghana.
When shopping, they go to Dubai, France, Italy & Swiss.
When on holidays, they go to Bahamas, Brazil, France,
Malayasia, Turkey, U.S.etc. When educating their
children, they select Europe, Canada & America. When
praying, they go to Saudi Arabia, Vatican city or
Jerusalem. But when they die, they all want to be buried
in Nigeria. Nigeria is good for dead bodies. If these leaders heartlessly leave the masses of this great in penury, they don't deserve to be honoured on this great Nigerian soil they see as devil's abode instead of polluting Nigerian soil
with their dead bodies.
DAMN!!
This should be published in our national dailies.
PoliticsRe: Senator David Mark In Critical Condition. Flown To Israel For Treatment by doofanc: 10:48pm On Apr 19, 2012
Fhemmmy: I guess that is all you wanna hear . . . I beg no wish am dead oh, Na somebody Papa and Husband oh
so all the thousands of Nigerian dying in our decaying hospitals are not somebody's 'Papa and husband,' abi?

I do not by any means condone the calls for his death, my faith forbids it, but having seen truely pathetic cases esp in our state hospitals where you patients dying from something as ridiculously flimsy as lack of cotton wool, one certainly can understand the anger some of those posters must be feeling.

Take a trip to the general hospital located in his hometown, otukpo, you weep at what you'll see.
ComputersRe: My Review: Hp Probook 4530s by doofanc: 10:16pm On Apr 19, 2012
^^ the probook is about N10k higher than the Hp630
ComputersRe: My Review: Hp Probook 4530s by doofanc: 12:48am On Apr 19, 2012
Nice review by op. I'm thinking of getting a new laptop myself and was considering the popular Hp 630, that is, b4 i saw ur review.

Just wondering, Other than the fingerprint thingy are there any other advantages of the probook over the 630? I'm asking because of the price difference:
Foreign AffairsRe: Hillary Clinton Caught Dancing & Drinking At Cuban Bar In Colombia by doofanc: 4:43pm On Apr 16, 2012
So?
PoliticsRe: If Nigeria Is So Rich, Why Are Nigerians So Poor? by doofanc: 10:58am On Apr 15, 2012
Furthermore the attempt by beaf to shift the blame to the states and LGs only ends up shooting FG on the foot. If you take away oil, how much does even the FG itself contribute? Is it not a case of chopping, chopping, chopping?

Personally i believe ALL the tiers, fed, state and LG have equally contributed to the present sorry state.
PoliticsRe: If Nigeria Is So Rich, Why Are Nigerians So Poor? by doofanc: 10:42am On Apr 15, 2012
Nice thread with beautiful inputs.

And i agree almost entirely with the points ekt-bear has raised, especially on the issue of power. Power generation especially for medium/large scale production is such a horribly capital intensive venture that i struggle to see how one can make it without govt support.

Make no mistake about it: our major hindrance to industrialization is POWER, POWER, POWER.
AutosRe: Tokunbo Honda Accord (halla) by doofanc: 11:18pm On Apr 12, 2012
One can even get a baby boy (yr 2000) for that price.

@op not our intention to spoil ur market, but your price is clearly outrageous.

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