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BusinessRe: Whats The Fastest Selling Commodity In Nigeria? by doofanc: 6:52pm On Mar 16, 2012
Now that online/ATM recharge options are availible, some people (like me) don't buy cards all that frequently to recharge their phones. 0

methinks pure water takes the day.
BusinessRe: Fake Gtbank Online Site by doofanc: 6:43pm On Mar 16, 2012
SimonAndal: _
Please don't tell me there're still people using Windows XP!
this has nothing to do with the OS.

what i expected you to say is probably the browser being used. For instance, old versions of some browsers may not alert you if the site is insecure, a phishing or a virus/malware infected site.
BusinessRe: Fake Gtbank Online Site by doofanc: 6:35pm On Mar 16, 2012
Seun: Never click a link to log into a secure account like a bank account. Type in the url yourself.
THANK YOU SIR!

THIS HAS BEEN HAMMERED OVER AND OVER AGAIIN by Paypal, but it applies to most secure sites, especially those involved in financial transactions. One of the easiest way to scam people is to send links to their email box which takes them directly to the fake website.
FoodRe: Pictures of Giant Manta Ray Fish Caught Near Bonny Island by doofanc: 11:18pm On Mar 15, 2012
Cool
FoodRe: Pictures of Giant Manta Ray Fish Caught Near Bonny Island by doofanc: 11:17pm On Mar 15, 2012
Cool
PoliticsRe: SEC Boss, Arunma Oteh, Spent N850,000 On Food In A Day - Reps by doofanc: 6:31pm On Mar 15, 2012
sunkoye: dat was a stale news. she don fire back!

By Ini Ekott
The embattled SEC boss who has been shown to abuse her office threw mud at the lawmakers grilling her
Under fire Director General of the Security and Exchange Commission, Arunma Oteh, fought back fiercely today after being accused by lawmakers for abusing her office and embarking on limitless spending.

Today, Ms. Oteh said the lawmakers are furious at her because she turned down the request of the chairman, House capital market committee, Hernan Hembe, for a N44million tip.

Ms Oteh said the lawmaker first asked for N39 million to defray the cost of the ongoing public hearing, and when she denied, the chairman asked for N5million.

That was in addition to the commission sponsoring a foreign trip for members of the committee, and paying them estacodes.

The hefty accusations have unsettled the mood at the hearing, which is being beamed live on television, and lawmakers are scrambling to play down the concerns.



After the allegations were made, Mr. Hembe asked to identify representatives of the EFCC and the ICPC at the hearing, and said he was surrendering himself to their probe over the charges.
Lawmakers discussed informally the possibilities of containing the news, with senior members questioning why the event was screened live in the first instance.

Premium could not ascertain the veracity of Ms. Oteh's allegation against the lawmaker but sources close to her said she arrived the hearing today fuming and threatening that she would unsettle the lawmakers and make them pay dearly for humiliating her Wednesday.

More to come...
very very interesting. He this is true, then one can only imagine the caliber of lawmakers we have. Upon all their obscene allowances and all there people still couldn't pass up an opportunity to swindle the country. Na wa o!
PhonesRe: Mobile Phones Made In Nigeria: Would You Buy One? by doofanc: 3:59pm On Mar 15, 2012
Only after its been bought and positively reviewed by at least 1million users. cool
PoliticsRe: Godwin Daboh Adzuana Is Dead by doofanc: 2:56pm On Mar 15, 2012
Rooneyboy: Mukinatu ! Are u high on weed or something ?
Who's this malam ?
you were obviously too preoccupied with your mum's breast when the 'malam' was active in politics to know much about him. Ask nicely and you'll be educated, silly boy.
PoliticsRe: Godwin Daboh Adzuana Is Dead by doofanc: 2:48pm On Mar 15, 2012
just shows NL is filled with toddlers, many of whom are too young to remember the [i]Daboh-ing and Tarka-ing[/i]in the politics of the early 90's.

May he RIP.
PoliticsRe: Dame Patience Jonathan Cautions Envoys' Wives Over Utterances by doofanc: 2:41pm On Mar 15, 2012
The so called wife of envoys have no business speaking on behalf of Nigeria. So the advise was needless.

Even if such admonition is required, it should be by seasoned diplomats at the foreign affairs ministry, whose duty it is, and not the unconstitutional ''office of the first lady.''
PoliticsRe: Understanding Benue! by doofanc: 8:44am On Mar 15, 2012
Interesting thread here. Dont have too much time to contribute, but as born (but not bred) Benue (Tiv) man i can say DRANOEL is quite correct in his analysis.

Also posters should kindly ignore the silly trolls here trying so hard to derail the thred. we are definately not at the 'receiving end' of anything.

I would add however that we do have a substantial hausa population here. Places like Katsina Ala, Northbank in Makurdi, zaki biam have large hausa communites living peacefully with the native TIVS.
BusinessRe: Is Nigeria A Fertile Ground For Mobile Money? by doofanc: 11:22pm On Mar 14, 2012
Update: i've just gone thru their faqs @ their website, and i must say i'm very impressed with what i saw.

Particularly intruging is the fact that one doesn't need to have a formal bank account. . . that will be a definite plus for those in the rural areas.

Still awaiting more feedback though. . .
BusinessRe: Is Nigeria A Fertile Ground For Mobile Money? by doofanc: 11:02pm On Mar 14, 2012
This ezaypayafrica thing surely looks promising. I particularly like the fact that it can work on any phone, unlike the usual java enabled phones that other mobile money platforms usually require.

More feedback from users of it will be appreciated.
Christianity EtcRe: Is Thinking Of Your Wife While Self-servicing Sin? by doofanc: 10:33pm On Mar 14, 2012
tpia@:
what kind of d.umbness is this? huh

if you have a wife then why are you masturbating? huh
there could be many reasons.

Wife pregnant, wife observing monthly visitor, wife not in the mood for penetration, etc.
PoliticsRe: EFCC Storms Abeokuta, Interrogates Ex-gov’s Allies by doofanc: 10:21pm On Mar 14, 2012
Storm ko, thunder ni
CareerRe: You Should Resign If Your Employer Is Doing Bad Things by doofanc: 10:18pm On Mar 14, 2012
Na ethics i in chop abi?

The above can only work were unemployment benefits exisit.
RomanceRe: I Love My Boyfriend, But He Is Too Fat... by doofanc: 3:34pm On Mar 14, 2012
Pakavy: poster u r frigid..odawise ur man wulnt hav grown too fat!!!my advice giv him some sexual physiotherapy
*cough*
PoliticsRe: Governor Adams Oshiomole Employs Female Commercial Bus Drivers by doofanc: 2:56pm On Mar 14, 2012
Good move by the governor. So all their girls wey dey play 'away matches' for italo go come back sharply.
Christianity EtcRe: Is Thinking Of Your Wife While Self-servicing Sin? by doofanc: 2:44pm On Mar 14, 2012
knowledge4: We should let this matter rest.
The point has been made very clearly that m.a.s.t.u.r.b.a.t.i.o.n is sin before God even if you do it with your wife or husband.
The Bible in Leviticus 15:16 condemns it and it is clear.
He who has ears to hear,let him hear.
Lets move on to better issues than this over-worked topic.
so even if my wife fondles my m.anhood its still a sin?
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Captures Runaway Member by doofanc: 11:25pm On Mar 13, 2012
Liverpoolfc: He that fights and run away, live to fight another day. The coward was an unrepented bitch, why did he nt report to security agents to show his true repentance?
report to which agency? Would they guarantee his protection? Or have you not seen the way the sect has been literally running down police stations with little or no resistance?

The man clearly sought to avoid the suicidal mission of going to the security agencies and instead choosing to quietly start afresh. Pity it didn't work out.
RomanceRe: Vietnamese Man Slept Next To The Dead Wife For 5 Years.--true Love Does Exist!!!! by doofanc: 3:53pm On Mar 13, 2012
True love?? More like true insanity! :-O
PoliticsRe: CBN's Sanusi The Holy Mallam In A Romantic Romp (sizzling Photo) by doofanc: 7:16am On Mar 13, 2012
zubeyr: Yeah the lady is his wife Mariam at least nigerian politicians could emulate him for being humble
bull! Would you expect a chest thumping Islamic hardliner like SLS to allow his wife dress like that?
FoodRe: Is It Disrespectful To Serve A Visitor With Just 1 Piece Of Meat??? by doofanc: 10:58pm On Mar 12, 2012
The question could be answered in different ways.

If the visitor knows his host can do more than he has, for example giving just a tiny piece of meat, it could be a sign that the visitor is not welcomed.
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Needs A Reputation Manager by doofanc: 7:02pm On Mar 11, 2012
Reputation manager ko, image
IslamRe: Is Beard-keeping A Tradition For Muslims? by doofanc: 6:48pm On Mar 11, 2012
rezzy: How do you know Jesus had beard?
since it was and still is the tradition of Jews keep long beards, it logical to conclude the Jesus must have had one.
IslamRe: Is Beard-keeping A Tradition For Muslims? by doofanc: 11:35am On Mar 11, 2012
@topic i thought its mainly to serve as an identity. And its optional. I know of many devout muslims who don't keep beards.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Occupy Nairaland by doofanc: 11:18am On Mar 11, 2012
Sam Milla: Clmon guys, this one is a custom software. This one is nairaland. The old one was SMF on a nairaland domain. No matter how ugly this one looks, it affords us freedom to develop and add whatever feature we want. We got used to petrol at 97/L. We will get used to this.
@bolded, is thic so? So this new look was developed by Seun? In that case i think we should give the guy some credit.

I should also add that it's far more user friendly on mobile phone ( from where i post 95 % of the time) than the old one.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria's Senators Receive N1.3billion New Cars by doofanc: 7:03pm On Mar 09, 2012
And the other day some eediots where asking  for more states.

Just imagine what would happen by the time the number of senators double.
PoliticsRe: Tension In Alesa As Soldiers Kill Man by doofanc: 6:42pm On Mar 09, 2012
You mean a mentally unstable man had been destroying vehicles with impunity and the so called youth (babies would be more apt given their display of idiocy) saw nothing wrong with that?

Now they have the audacity to protest? Against what? The Soldiers apparently went for the wrong mad person. . .the youths are clearly worse than the unfortunate lunatic.

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