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HealthRe: Why Patients Lie During Medical Consultations? by doofanc: 1:59pm On Mar 09, 2012
Isn't there something in western countries about the patients right to withold info from the doc as he/she wishes?

I remember watching something like that on boston legal
ComputersRe: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by doofanc: 11:28pm On Mar 08, 2012
deji2009:
can you see your desktop screen as in
your desktop icons and the start menu
if so click start run and type in rstrui and
click next and select a date before the problem started
thanks very much for your prompt reply & recommendations. Unfortunatetly i couldn't apply any of them, because the damn thing has stopped booting all together. Once i power on the screen then goes blank, nothing i do has any effect. I tried safe mode but that doesnt work either.

Could it be virus? What suprises me is that the only program i installed was upgpaded avast.

Anyway i guess the system is toast, huh? Or is there any hope?
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by doofanc: 4:06pm On Mar 08, 2012
And what is PPROM?
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by doofanc: 4:02pm On Mar 08, 2012
How does pregnancy occur?
PoliticsRe: Driver Beats Lastma Chief With Charms by doofanc: 3:58pm On Mar 08, 2012
Africans.
BusinessRe: Aliko Dangote At 76! World Richest 2012 Forbes by doofanc: 3:47pm On Mar 08, 2012
Where is mike adenuga? Otedola? IBB?
RomanceRe: I Am Attracted To My Househelp by doofanc: 11:58pm On Mar 07, 2012
^how do you know she is full breasted?
ComputersRe: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by doofanc: 5:41pm On Mar 07, 2012
Computer guru's in the house, great job y'll doin here. Keep it up.
I have problem with my windows Xp. Once i switch on and it finishes booting, two error messages get displayed.

The first is "Application layer gateway service encountered error and needs to close."

the second comes up a few seconds later: "Generic host process for Win32 service encountered error and needs to close."

All of my services then stop working. Eg i cant print, no firewall, etc. It started recently so i tried using system restore, but d error message gets displayed saying the service needs to close,

Someone suggested manually restarting all services but when i tried it, an error message comes up.

What could be the problem? HELP PLEAAAASE!!
PoliticsRe: Dimeji Bankole And Gbemi Saraki Having An Affair! by doofanc: 7:13pm On Mar 06, 2012
Stale news
PoliticsRe: Do We Need New States In Nigeria ? by doofanc: 7:08pm On Mar 06, 2012
babaowo:
This ppl can never be serious @all upon all that happening in the countryhuh Why can't they add BOKO HARAM state for bombers.
lol! @ bolded. Come to think of it, i think its actually one of their demands.
RomanceRe: . by doofanc: 2:22pm On Mar 03, 2012
Okay, i get it. The boys win happy? embarassed
RomanceRe: I Beat My Girl Today by doofanc: 1:55pm On Mar 03, 2012
"He should have walked away",
"as she smashed his he should have realised she was angry and seeking attention."
"He should have apologised to her for giving her the opportunity to smash his phone!"

Just snippets of the supremely inane comments coming from our fairer s.ex, some reeking daftness so intense you actually wonder how they are able to log onto NL.

As tempting as it is to label women irredeemably hopeless, i refrain. Why? Because its not true. I know this because I'm engaged to one of them, was born by one, and would (hopefuly) give birth to one. Women are indeed the most awesome, intelligent creatures. There are, sadly, pathetic exceptions who are unfortunately concentrated on this thread.

Do i condone battery? Heaven forbid.

My point is BOTH parties were wrong: the lady for smashing his phone and the guy for lashing out. BOTH, if need be, should seek anger management lessons.

It is idiotic to insist the man always take whatever the lady hands out while the lady has the liberty to do as she pleases.
PoliticsRe: Bianca's Tribute To Ikemba (so Touching) by doofanc: 9:45am On Mar 03, 2012
bakila:
Who is flora?
the first wife of the late Ikemba, presumably.
AutosRe: Tokunbo 2012 Range Rover For 25m @olanrewaju 08026771839,08184834062 by doofanc: 8:09am On Mar 03, 2012
Abi na bullet proof?
NYSCRe: Nysc: Where Have You Been Posted To? Lets Share! 2012 Batch A by doofanc: 4:34pm On Mar 02, 2012
Posted to calabar. B-)
Nairaland GeneralRe: Excuse Me Seun And His Moderators. by doofanc: 12:42am On Mar 01, 2012
Whine, whine, whine. Some folks should really try getting a life. . . its been known to work wonders. :-/
FamilyRe: What Does It Mean To Be A Submissive Wife. by doofanc: 12:10am On Feb 28, 2012
laidol:
Submission wont be an issue when the couple have a good and enviable relationship. The guy will love and respect the wife while the wife wont have an option than to submit to him. Submission DOES NOT mean the lady is clueless, they both have ideas but when they fail to agree, the guy MUST be the man of the house. Remember that the guy has always put his family's interest ahead of any other interest and of course he loves his wife n respects her, so he will always take d best decision. However, d husband isnt God, so even when the decision backfires, the lady isnt expected to say"shey i told u", they both learn from the mistake and move on - the relationship they enjoy is still perfectly intact.

Pls note - A lady that doesnt know the meaning of submission shd not go near marriage or we see the most common types of marriages around us - uncooperative tenants.
this is superb.
will you marry me?
PoliticsRe: Explosion Rock Church In Jos In Jos by doofanc: 2:05pm On Feb 26, 2012
What is happening to Nigeria?
FamilyRe: For Married People: When Was Your First Ever Quarrel? by doofanc: 1:45pm On Feb 26, 2012
For my parents, it was a few days after the wedding. The cause? Well, Dad wanted to sell some of gifts because he felt there were too many of practically the same types, but mom wouldn't have that and wanted to keep all of them.

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FamilyRe: For Married People: When Was Your First Ever Quarrel? by doofanc: 1:33pm On Feb 26, 2012
crackhouse:
We do quarrel but at the end of the day, we always settle with sex, i mean we end up Being Intimate.
modavi:
our wedding eve n it has continued like dat till date, kinda fun cos it always ends up in wat you know already,  tongue
i wonder it is about quarrels that shoots up the libido. I've heard of so many couples having sex soon after disagreements.
PoliticsRe: Check This Out. by doofanc: 9:16am On Feb 26, 2012
Option d
Christianity EtcRe: Niki Minaj The Latest Entertainer To Mock Christians & Blaspheme Christ Publicly by doofanc: 4:18pm On Feb 25, 2012
The message for Christians is clear: God does not need us to fight His battles for Him.
Christianity EtcRe: Please Don't Lose Your Soul To The Devil by doofanc: 4:10pm On Feb 25, 2012
Preach on!
PoliticsRe: Multiple Explosions & Gunfire Rock Gombe by doofanc: 9:06am On Feb 25, 2012
I just hope the civilian causalty will be minimal. :-(
PoliticsRe: Multiple Explosions & Gunfire Rock Gombe by doofanc: 9:00am On Feb 25, 2012
waxrider:
Last week when SSS was publishing garbage about Kabiru Sokoto confession that they rob banks and quary companies to get bombs and money. I said, the real problem is not boko-haram. SSS/Police are the main problem of this country. They  are boko-haram sympathizers.

They are making the whole world think these two arrested kin pins doesnt reveal who their sponsors are. This bombing and killings will continue until SSS is forced to work on the true confession.

They will come out and tell us "boko-haram arrested confessed that they kill people" For God sake the whole world knows that boko-haram kills, rob banks e.t.c. And when SSS comes out and say boko-haram confessed they rob bank, that moment I knew their is something wrong with SSS.

SSS is just a drama group of ruling norther elite/PDP to distract our attentions and think they are working whereas they are doing nothing.

Imagine Kabiru Sokoto that escaped was easily rearrested again. It shows its all games of the government and SSS. They hid him somewhere.

Is the guy that dumb. Even me wey I no be boko-haram, If I escape like that, in the next 24 hours I will land in Mali or Libya.

And that dumb guy escaped for 2 weeks not even 24 hours. What is he doing in Nigeria?

It shows that Shekau too is in Nigeria. They will bring him out again when they want the drama to be interesting to Nigerians again.

Nigerians should wise up and stop beliefing what these criminals/government feed them. STOP IT. U are no monkeys.
i don't think your criticism of the SSs is fair. Among the security agencies, they seem to be the only doing their job. Don't forget that the two major arrests, abu kaka & sokoto were due thier efforts.

As for the police, there's no need beating around the bush. Its becomme clear that they have been hopelessly compromised.
PoliticsRe: Don’t Create Unviable States –senator Oyofo by doofanc: 1:52am On Feb 24, 2012
The agitation for states only serves to undercore the total failure of our present structure. Had states and local govt done their jobs properly, i don't think all these agitations would have arisen. At least not this number.

People now see political power as the only means to wealth, hence this inane, i.diotic clamour for more states.

Viable or not viable, we certainly don't need more states now. Furthermore, how as Tony Spike rightly observed do we even beinging classify a state as viable?

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