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Crime › Re: Kidnappers Storm Admiralty Way, Lekki, Lagos. Several Persons Abducted by DrFunmisticGlow: 9:06pm On May 19, 2021
lalasticlala:
As shared by Eons Intelligence:



https://twitter.com/eonsintelligenc/status/1394882256028766208
I've been a victim of this twice. These events happen in that area but it used to be really rampant around Christmas period and holidays.
First was at falomo roundabout, was going to work on a Sunday morning from my friend's place. Waiting for a bus to obalende and Entered an unmarked taxi, thinking it was all those cabs that go to bourdillon but was going to obalende instead. That's how i found myself in agindigbi ikeja instead of obalende, missing my phone.

Got into that keke accident the 2nd day after. cry




The other time was at awolowo road in front of military hospital where I was serving.

Was coming from a side job around 10pm, was walking to the quarters, had taken piriton and was feeling drowsy walking to the hospital when an okada came from behind me and snatched my bag. I struggled but i was too drowsy. Lost important documents that night.

The police there do nothing about it, it's usually a syndicate that operates around that area. The crimes escalates during Christmas and holidays. But since the economy turned to poo under a certain vegetable in abuja. They must be more desperate.
Food › Re: How To Prepare Coconut Bread (with Pictures) by DrFunmisticGlow: 8:08pm On May 18, 2021
Akposy:
See how soft the bread is now cheesy
Fluffy and Yummy!
Bon appetit!

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Pocohantas
Cococandy
Dyt
Hathor
Mariangeles
Prestonn
GboyegaD
Petyprinces
Aeion
OloriofMontreal
Bludickray
Breadplanet
Futurefocus
Plead amongst other....

You can PM me for.your private online class at an affordable price
chai!!
Family › Re: My Wife Is Pregnant Again!!! by DrFunmisticGlow: 6:58pm On May 17, 2021
sgtponzihater1:
Because of the present state of the world economy I have been rationing how I sleep with my wife. I limited this to once In 1 month so as to reduce the chance of pregnancy. I remember I slept with her only about 6week ago now she came to me saying she is pregnant.

My last child only clocked 1 year. What do I do now, how do I survive?, Guymen with multiple children how do you cope? I am just confused, any help and advice would be helpful. Thanks
let her get rid of it.
Health › Re: Surgery Gone Wrong: Dr Anu Gave Me An Infection - Lady Cries Out (Graphic Photo) by DrFunmisticGlow: 9:30am On May 17, 2021
TarOrfeeek:
The same gender that claims Men are useless.


Will use their money and pay an SSCE certificate holder to cut their buttocks and put rotten fats inside.

Just to look good for their fellow women.


Alright o
the doctor is not an SSCE holder, but has an MBBS at least.

There's a difference
Romance › Re: What Are The Qualities Of A Husband Material? - Ladies React by DrFunmisticGlow: 6:04pm On May 16, 2021
Caaz:
He must be stupidly rich.
Dark skinned
Husky deep baritone voice.
Well mannered
Clean in and out.
He must be sexily huge below(cucumbate)
Chai...He must be tall and slim built.
Must know how to KNACK me very well.

And he must be an extrovert and a fun loving guy.

Please keep your mentions to yourselves I ve gone to buy paracetamol.
These attributes to me are""husband material**.
Good character and give a woman peace of mind.
Health › Re: Abandoned Newborn Baby Found Alive In Ekwulobia, Anambra (Disturbing Photos) by DrFunmisticGlow: 4:10pm On May 16, 2021
Kokaine:
the mom is somewhere watching. If the baby grows up fine, she will come out
same as the dad
Health › Re: Abandoned Newborn Baby Found Alive In Ekwulobia, Anambra (Disturbing Photos) by DrFunmisticGlow: 4:09pm On May 16, 2021
Zico5:
She forgot her sense when collecting dick. Some girls are just senseless. They deserve the hottest part in hell.
this is dumb.

What uf that child was a product of rape by herdsmen
Politics › Re: 2023 Presidency: Bello Can’t Rule Even A Pig Farm – Deji Adeyanju Mocks Kogi Gov by DrFunmisticGlow: 10:55am On May 16, 2021
Officialhorlah:
https://dailypost.ng/2021/05/15/2023-presidency-bello-cant-rule-even-a-pig-farm-deji-adeyanju-mocks-kogi-gov/?amp
most likely yahaya bello has started hearing strange voices telling him things like he should run for president.

That's how schizophrenia starts.
Education › Re: Does Nigeria Have An Oversupply Of Skilled Technician? by DrFunmisticGlow: 8:40am On May 16, 2021
Seun
Lalasticlala
Mynd44


Please post this on front page.
Politics › Re: Lagos To Ban Okada Next Week, Police Seize 480 Guns From Okada Riders by DrFunmisticGlow: 8:27am On May 16, 2021
Kuginzi:
They are local champions
Fo they commit crime?
Politics › Re: Lagos To Ban Okada Next Week, Police Seize 480 Guns From Okada Riders by DrFunmisticGlow: 8:27am On May 16, 2021
Tonyblessed:
Lies. Is it not Yoruba them. Na everytime they dey ban Okada but these miscreant Okada riders double after every ban.

I doubt if the Lagos State government is serious with this new law. All mouth and no concrete action.
the only reason okada came back with full force was ENDSARS.

After the first ban, most of the yellow tricycles were replaced with white ones that cannot cut corners in traffic as much. At least tricycle riders obey the law.

After that, there was an increase in robberies and accidents involving okada.

After ENDSARS, there was no call i did that i didn't attend to one accident or robbery victim, eight out of ten of them include okada.

Let the okada go.
Romance › Re: The Disadvantage Of Marrying A Fat Woman (see Picture) by DrFunmisticGlow: 9:46pm On May 15, 2021
XshegzzyeeiX:
She's your sister, help her nah. cheesy
he's your brother, show him the way
Politics › Re: Discrimination Of Christian In Kebbi by DrFunmisticGlow: 2:43pm On May 15, 2021
sirjamesjnr:
... From your reaction and post, it means this is what Christian is going through in Kebbi, else you will have put down useful information to help me.
No wonder that state refuses to progress.
Romance › Re: The Disadvantage Of Marrying A Fat Woman (see Picture) by DrFunmisticGlow: 1:19pm On May 15, 2021
XshegzzyeeiX:
grin grin grin grin grin
he should have bought a bigger bed
Crime › Re: Sokoto Police Rescue 12-Year-Old Girl Caged And Starved For 8 Months (Photos) by DrFunmisticGlow: 1:06pm On May 15, 2021
naija1stnigar:
so you mean if you are the parent's position you will do the same when there are psychiatric homes everywhere.
everywhere us a bit of a stretch
Crime › Re: Sokoto Police Rescue 12-Year-Old Girl Caged And Starved For 8 Months (Photos) by DrFunmisticGlow: 1:04pm On May 15, 2021
Why couldn't she rake him to the nearest mental hospital. They will be able to treat him there.

May she rest in peace tho
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked




Lots of exaggerations in this story.

But the biggest form of hypocrisy is to expect people to treat a mad person with the same decency they'd treat a normal person.

Bad is bad but don't forget that mad is mad too. You can house a dog but will you house a hyena?

My friend's maternal aunt who haboured her mad nephew learnt the hard way.
She'd feed him and hit the chaplet on his head praying for his restoration.
Everyone adviced her to chain him behind the house but she said it was dehumanizing.

Two months later, she didn't wake up because he had sliced out her heart when she was asleep. When asked, he said she was too kind-hearted so he wanted to help preserve the heart.

Moral.
Never judge people when they treat mad people in a certain way.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Another Jobseeker Confirms David Hundenyin’s Report by DrFunmisticGlow: 6:24pm On May 14, 2021
Ameboperoo:
How did she rejoice at the innocent's death or you just ignore where she said condolences to the family?
as an afterthought
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Another Jobseeker Confirms David Hundenyin’s Report by DrFunmisticGlow: 3:43pm On May 14, 2021
BotafogoJunior:
from blessings write up,you should know that she is the average religious dunce that abound everywhere in Nigeria...so her God loves her more that ini,that dunce shouldn't even be on social media spreading ignorance.
I swear.

Rejoicing at an innocent girl's death is pure witchcraft.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Another Jobseeker Confirms David Hundenyin’s Report by DrFunmisticGlow: 3:30pm On May 14, 2021
This is why I don't take christians seriously.

Most of them are never really good people.

They just act nice.

By their fruit you shall know them.

Was she better than Hiny?

So God loved her but not the dead girl abi?

pocohantas:
Her story:



Source: https://www.facebook.com/100004816894424/posts/1651229605047587/?d=n
Politics › Re: Is Tomorrow Friday 14th Public Holiday ? by DrFunmisticGlow: 9:59pm On May 13, 2021
Diffen:
*BREAKING: Govt Declares Friday Public Holiday For Eid-El-Fitr Celebration*


*Read Here* https://nationnewslead.com/2021/05/12/breaking-govt-declares-friday-public-holiday-for-eid-el-fitr-celebration/
the link isn't working
Family › Re: Family Problems About Remarrying by DrFunmisticGlow: 9:49pm On May 13, 2021
crackhaus:
She should not be in a rush to have things done her way. She might have good intentions, but her management skills are quite poor and will betray those good intentions.

What she needs to do first, is learn how to fit into the way your late wife ran the house, and then very gradually make changes little by little.
Just showing up and wanting to do a complete overhaul is very disrespectful.

Why are you people even living together so soon?
This I don't understand...
Op is a joker.

The perfect example of men are scum.

No one is talking about the fact that he has slept with another woman barely 3months after his wife's death

It is an insult to his memory.

He needs at least a year or two to heal and move on

But he is thinking with his prick like a HE-GOAT.
Celebrities › Re: Iyabo Ojo takes legal action against actor Yomi Fabiyi, Demands 100 Million by DrFunmisticGlow: 10:14am On May 13, 2021
AHCB:
Sentiment have defeated us in Nigeria. People no longer reason with their brains, but with emotions.

Truth be told, is Baba Ijesha's crime bail able? If it is then I see no reason whatsoever why he's still being held.
judiciary is on strike
Health › Re: Help My New Baby Has Jaundice by DrFunmisticGlow: 3:50pm On May 12, 2021
Marpol:
Maybe the case is not severe. There are medications for jaundice.
like what?!
Health › Re: Help My New Baby Has Jaundice by DrFunmisticGlow: 3:50pm On May 12, 2021
hurryup123:
I just put to bed few days ago through cs and the doctor came in this morning to check on us and adviced that we start putting out the baby under early morning sun from tomorrow and that while doing that the baby should be blind folded with a black clothe.
now i want to know the effects and other remedies for jaundice in new born babies. Ur contributions will be well apreaciated.
take that child to a children's hospital let them put that child under phototherapy.

If the jaundice gets so high and crosses into the brain. It causes the irreparable damage. In some cases, the child dies, in worse of cases, the child has cerebral palsy or becomes an slowpoke(!mbecile).

I have said my own
Politics › Re: Police Suspend Escorts For Governors, VIPs In South East, Rivers by DrFunmisticGlow: 7:52pm On May 11, 2021
Those govenors will outsource mercenaries to do thier job using taxpayers money.
Crime › Re: Yomi Fabiyi: A Man Close To Princess Raped Her 14-year-old Girl, Not Baba Ijesha by DrFunmisticGlow: 7:07am On May 11, 2021
McEphiks:
This issue get k leg as every other issue involving our celebs.

But he’s calling out the police that another fellow was arrested.

Omo, na God go just save us sef. This seems more like a personal war to me rather than protecting the said girl.

On the other hand, she does not look 14 to me sef��

I’ve choose to sit on the fence and watch as the drama unfolds
she doesn't look 14?

With all the junk children eat today, I have seen a lot of 10-14 year olds with more junk in the trunk that that girl.

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