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Agriculture › Re: Pig Farmers Lets Meet Here by DrFunmisticGlow: 6:45am On Jan 05, 2021
invinzible1:
Not anymore. Besides you need to know the type of breeds you want, not just females and males
please do you sell lard oil? Or know where I can get?
Agriculture › Re: Pig Farmers Lets Meet Here by DrFunmisticGlow: 6:44am On Jan 05, 2021
Please if you are in the southwest and you have lard oil to sell. Please contact me on 08093844395
Romance › Re: I Had My Baby Today by DrFunmisticGlow: 8:39pm On Jan 03, 2021
Lamanii22:
Hello everyone... I delivered my baby this morning.. I just thought to share this wonderful news with you all.. and I'm grateful to God for safe delivery kiss

N.B: she's a girl....
congratulations!! So cute.
Health › Re: Liposuction: Abimbola Bamgbose Dies After Botched Plastic Surgery In Turkey by DrFunmisticGlow: 8:30pm On Jan 03, 2021
BRATISLAVA:
In medicine or in surgery?
both
Health › Re: Liposuction: Abimbola Bamgbose Dies After Botched Plastic Surgery In Turkey by DrFunmisticGlow: 5:07pm On Jan 03, 2021
GodWrites:
If you wanna get anything plastic, South Korea should be your destination.

They have qualified surgeons with years of experience.

The competition among plastic surgeons makes them striving to be the best in their career - no complication!

Peace.
there's price, and then the racial bias in medicine
Health › Re: Is Tissue Paper Or Water More Hygienic After Using The Toilet? by DrFunmisticGlow: 10:12pm On Jan 01, 2021
xenastar:
eewww...why water? even wipes is still disgusting because of its wet nature...your poop would soak down to your palms... you use water and poop splashes all over your butt. clothes and even panties?. and you use that poopy hand to flush the toilet? okay what if you are in a pubic toilet?. it splashes from the toilet bowl/seat to your ass or if you squat to do it. it splashes from the floor and splurts all over your ass and balls. i pity my fellow girls who do that...that is how they get all sort of toilet infections and stinking vulva because you ve got rotten poop between your vwalls down to your tubes. when you wash your ass with water poop goes straight into your vagina , so if you've got bush it smears all over your bush. how disgusting. and to think that majority of girls fix nails, how do they cope with that?...do they use toothpick to pick off poop between their nails and cuticles or they simply use their teeth to do that because no water or sponge can do that , and even if sponges could do that. is it same sponge you use to wash your face that you use to wash off raw undiluted poop shocked . and the worst part is that those who use water would use the family's bathing bowl to rinse off..i mean they would scoop the poop off their holes and ass and dip it into the bowls which then throw the water out without scrubbing off the bowl and throw it into the family's bathing water drum. seriously i am disgusted and confused
it's like you don't know the basic technique. You wash from front to back. So wash the vulva, before sweeping down the anus.
Health › Re: Is Tissue Paper Or Water More Hygienic After Using The Toilet? by DrFunmisticGlow: 9:08pm On Jan 01, 2021
Heloct:
Which ever method you adapt, once you feel clean, then it's okay.
feel clean, or are clean?
I would rather be clean than feel clean
Health › Re: Is Tissue Paper Or Water More Hygienic After Using The Toilet? by DrFunmisticGlow: 9:04pm On Jan 01, 2021
StacyO:
Tissue paper please.

Why would you want to make use of water?? undecided



It's quite unhygienic to say the least.
Some go as far as eating with that same hand,immediately after the act. Bathing after you're done using tissue is far better.
Water is best, or don't you wash your hands with water after using the toilet?

Some People that use toilet paper usually don't wipe properly and end up with disgusting skid marks on their underwear.

Romance › Re: Nigerian Lady Turns Down N190k Job Offer In Lagos (see Her Reasons) by DrFunmisticGlow: 2:01pm On Jan 01, 2021
I don't blame her really. I tend to reject jobs on the mainland due to this reason.
After passing through 3rd mainland bridge every weekday of my life for 14years through secondary school and Uni. Some days, you would see dead bodies for 2- 3 days,sometimes in pieces, other times run over by cars, the smell of human blood still fresh on my mind.

The headaches and motion sickness I would endure crossing over the bridge while my dad will force me to read in the car. But i would use the book to cover my face and doze off

Once i kicked off my career, i told myself, that I will never suffer that again.

Nairalandwizerd:
But she didn't have phobia for huge pen,is. Nonsense.
Ode!!
Family › Re: Nigerian Couple Welcomes Twins After 27 Years Of Marriage - Pictures by DrFunmisticGlow: 7:21pm On Dec 28, 2020
bukatyne:
And IVF working out is not a miracle?

Can science determine implantation of the introduced foetus(es)?
it's not
Family › Re: Nigerian Couple Welcomes Twins After 27 Years Of Marriage - Pictures by DrFunmisticGlow: 2:44pm On Dec 28, 2020
Coolcash1:
It is miraculous because not all IVF is successful.
you have still failed to prove how IVF is a miracle.
Family › Re: Nigerian Couple Welcomes Twins After 27 Years Of Marriage - Pictures by DrFunmisticGlow: 2:43pm On Dec 28, 2020
delpee:
Many IVF procedures are unsuccessful.
God's intervention makes things possible.
Don't drag God into this.
Family › Re: Nigerian Couple Welcomes Twins After 27 Years Of Marriage - Pictures by DrFunmisticGlow: 2:42pm On Dec 28, 2020
Goldie16:
It takes a miracle for ivf to work. Go to ivf/iui/icsi thread and see wonders. People were done do ivf 5 times, some have done it 10times. My aunty has done it for nearly 18 times both home and abroad and is still without child. My cousin did many rounds before her 3 kids
Ivf is luck and miracle
that doesn't make it a miracle, just probability.
Family › Re: Nigerian Couple Welcomes Twins After 27 Years Of Marriage - Pictures by DrFunmisticGlow: 1:47pm On Dec 28, 2020
Food › Re: Post Your Christmas Food Here by DrFunmisticGlow: 6:44am On Dec 26, 2020
This was the breakfast i had yesterday before going to work. Made it with my dad
I helped to season, marinate and fry the turkey.

At work, what I had was 2 plates of rice and meat ,nothing spectacular.

Romance › Re: Leaked Chat: "Black Guys Have Low Self-esteem And Love Us" - White Girl by DrFunmisticGlow: 12:03pm On Dec 25, 2020
parkervero:
So these smelling swine are making repulsive statements about black men, What would black women say about white men then?
please don't drag black women into this. We are minding the business that pays us.

Settle this with becky and karen on your own!!
Romance › Re: Leaked Chat: "Black Guys Have Low Self-esteem And Love Us" - White Girl by DrFunmisticGlow: 11:57am On Dec 25, 2020
ILoveeyouall:
I smell lies


That handle is not from whites gyals, na some black babe use am dey yab black guys!
lol, still in denial abi.

Karen lnows you are so desperate for the fruits of the white cock.
Christianity Etc › Re: Father Christmas Scares A Child As She Cries & Runs Away by DrFunmisticGlow: 11:34am On Dec 25, 2020
EmptyGarden:
That's The Grinch... Not Santa.
no wonder she ran!!
Fashion › Re: My Startup - Jide Èkó Shoes by DrFunmisticGlow: 10:36am On Dec 25, 2020
You don't make female shoes?
Romance › Re: Leaked Chat: "Black Guys Have Low Self-esteem And Love Us" - White Girl by DrFunmisticGlow: 9:08am On Dec 25, 2020
Awon foreign babes crew!!!

Becky and Karen said you smell after sex!!

Is it true? cheesy cheesy cheesy
Romance › Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: (2020) How Age Gaps Kill Women. by DrFunmisticGlow: 9:50pm On Dec 24, 2020
ubunja:
The life expectancy of women is directly proportional to the age difference between them and their man.

THE REVITALIZED OLD MAN.
I grew up in the city but I did the last two years of my Secondary education in the village. It's a long story that began with me dropping out of secondary school back in the city and going on a series of misadventures with bad company that landed me in jail. My mother, understanding my lawlessness was due to my lack of a father figure, sent me to the village to resume my secondary education under the guidance of an older cousin who was a teacher and an up and coming preacher.

It was while in the village that I first encountered the power of an age gap in a marriage.

An age gap being the difference in age between a man and a woman in a relationship.

So an old man of the community had lost his younger brother. And as per custom the late brother's wife became his wife. From what I heard she was a young wife. A lot younger than the old man. Though I never met her personally.

The brother's death and the old man's acquiring of the young widow happened not too long before my arrival.

Now, a young nephew of mine told me how taking over the young widow "kwamenza wavuka khwatshu umadala" (she revitalized and re-energized the old man).

It would have been a forgettable story if not for the boy who kept bringing it up every chance he got. He was endlessly amused by how a frail and failing old man had gained a new lease of life from his younger wife. And everyone in the homestead hilariously agreed. The aged man had been getting slower and tired because of his age, but since tapping that young ass he recharged. I saw him around. Walking upright, energetically, with a spring to his step. As if he owned the world.

I was assured that not too long ago he no longer had any of that.

ELLEN G. WHITE.
Fast forward a few years later and I'm reading from the influential Seventh-Day Adventist author Ellen White (she of the widely popular The Desire Of Ages book) and in her book A Solemn Appeal (published 1870) under the chapter "Marriage Relation" she writes:

"Another cause of the deficiency of the present generation in
physical strength and moral worth, is the union of men and women
in marriage whose ages widely differ. It is frequently the case that
old men choose to marry young wives. By thus doing the life of
the husband has often been prolonged, while the wife has had to
feel the want of that vitality which she has imparted to her aged
husband. It has not been the duty of any woman to sacrifice life
and health, even if she did love one so much older than herself, and
felt willing on her part to make such a sacrifice. She should have
restrained her affections."
https://m.egwwritings.org/en/book/4.139

Mrs White (American, 1827 – 1915), has been hailed for her writings especially on health reform, diet, temperance and natural remedies. And it was her protégés, the Kellogg brothers, who studied her work and went on to invent the iconic breakfast cereals and are on the list of people who invented peanut butter. And the next time you eat a granola energy bar you can thank White who requested one of the Kellogg brothers to invent it.

Ellen White was arguably one of the brightest to ever write on human health and happiness. And reading her work on the negative effects of age gaps on women's health contrasted with the revitalizing effects of the same on older men at once took my mind back to the village and the old man revitalized and re-energized by his marriage to a much younger woman.
Curiosity sparked, Google became my friend...

THE DENMARK STUDY.
My friend G pointed me to a study published in 2010 by one, Sven Drefahl, that provides statistical evidence that older men gain vitality/energy/life from a union with a younger woman.

Sven, a demography researcher, did a study at the Max Planck Institute for Demographic Research - that will be in Germany - where he accessed and assessed neighboring Denmark's marriage records, in his words, "to examine how the age difference between spouses affects their survival."

Demography is the study of populations.

Apparently Denmark keeps one of the most detailed records on their population.

By going through the records of almost 2 million married people Sven discovered that men are quite the thieves of life. Vampires infact.

Patterns and trends revealed how older men are able to live off their younger wives' vitality, or what we can call "life force".

Mr. Drefahl's findings are presented here:
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3000022/

Below are five quotations from the web link above that illustrate key findings from Drefahl's analysis of Danish marriage records.

Remember "mortality" in science and academia means "death".

# "male mortality increases when the wife is older and decreases when the wife is younger."

# "the risk of dying in men decreases as the age gap increases. The younger the wife is compared with her spouse, the lower the mortality of the husband; the older the wife is compared with her spouse, the higher the mortality of the husband."

# "female mortality is higher if the wife is younger than her husband."

# "The lowest risk of dying is found in women who are about the same age as their husbands,"

# "having a younger spouse is beneficial for men but detrimental for women."

Visit Sven Drefahl's personal website: www.sd.de/index_en.html

THIEVES OF LIFE.
We have always known of the strange changes that happen to people's bodies when they marry. Like how two people who get married end up looking somewhat similar facially. Marriage has an acknowledged effect on our looks. Sven Drefahl's Denmark study adds another dimension to the equation: AGEING.

Which confirms something most of us have long suspected.

Haven't we all noticed, or atleast heard it spoken, how a fresh young woman who marries a much older man, a few years into the marriage she seems to look a little more mature, a little bit older for her age? Almost as if her body is trying to match her older husband's maturity and age? We all have seen or heard about this. And it's rather gratifying to understand this is a legitimate quantifiable phenomenon backed by tangible verifiable statistics.

When a woman marries a much older man - say a man about 15 years older, extreme I know, - the man will live much longer than he should. While the woman will die much earlier than she should. (Sven made it clear though that even an age gap as small as 3 years had a negative effect on the woman.)

If you're a young woman of 20 who's going to marry an older man of 35, the stats prophesy you'll die before your time. While your older sweetheart will live past his time. You'll die earlier because some of your years will transfer to your older husband. Your years given to him are the reason he'll live longer than expected. And you die sooner than expected.

As you boast to your friends that you make your older man "feel young again", he can correctly boast to his own friends "I make my girl feel old". Because he's literally draining you.
Just as a married couple ends up looking the same, it is the case most visibly demonstrated with big age gaps, that a couple also ends up ageing the same as well. The woman's ageing process accelerates while the older man's ageing process slows down.

A clear effort of the two bodies trying to match their age. Just as the bodies are matching their looks.

It is noteworthy that Sven, after presenting his research on the effects of age gaps on women admitted, "It can be concluded that the driving force of the observed mortality differences by the age gap to the spouse remain unclear." Meaning scientists can not explain the exact root cause of the phenomenon. They can only quantify and verify it.
Ellen White fills in that gap for us, "the wife has had to
feel the want of that vitality which she has imparted to her aged
husband."

In marriage, younger women lose some of their life force to their older husbands.

LIFE FORCE.
The next logical question if you're a woman will be; Can women benefit, like how men benefit, by marrying a much younger man? And the answer to that question is a disappointing NO.

You can cancel those cougar ambitions.

Because according to Sven's findings it STILL kills a woman to marry a much younger man. Just as it kills her to marry a much older man. Demet! Women can not steal life. If a man is younger, the woman dies early. If a man is older, the woman still dies early. Any age gap, no matter who is behind or ahead, costs the woman her vitality, her energy, her life.

Life is always transferring from a woman to the men.

Now, it's important to note: AGE GAPS IN MARRIAGE KILL WOMEN REGARDLESS OF THE LENGTH OF THE MARRIAGE. As Sven puts it, "marriage duration does not change the coefficients for the age gap to the spouse, suggesting that duration of marriage does not account for the mortality differences of age-discrepant marriages."

The sweet spot for women to not die early - as per the Denmark statistics - is for them to be with a man of the same age as them. Roughly. To avoid being unequally yoked as it were. When a woman marries a man of her age she lives her life to the fullest.

FAMOUS COUPLES IN AGE GAP RELATIONSHIPS:
Here are some popular age gap couples and the age gap between.

Regina Daniels & Ned Nwoko: 40 years.
Dolph Lundgren & Emma Krokdal: 38 years
Michael Douglas & Catherine Zeta-Jones: 25
years.
Donald Trump and Melania: 24 years.
Leonardo Dicaprio & Camila Morrone: 23 years.
Jason Statham & Rosie-Huntington-Whiteley: 20 years.
George Clooney & Amal Clooney: 17 years.
Eddie Murphy & Paige Butcher: 17 years.
Jay-Z & Beyoncé: 12 years.

What do you think?

# MGTOW
# TheRedPill
No wonder women initiate divorce.

Your entire writeup is BS tho.

Take one study and turn it out of context. Why am I surprised? It's your way afterall.
Food › Re: What Are You Cooking On Christmas Day? by DrFunmisticGlow: 8:02pm On Dec 24, 2020
Bread, egg, sausages and Baked beans with malt for breakfast,

Roast turkey, mashed potatoes and gravy for lunch

Fried rice for dinner

But I'll be working, so!!
Romance › Re: A Nairalander Dukeprince50 Is Dead by DrFunmisticGlow: 10:05pm On Dec 21, 2020
Oh my God!! May his soul rest in peace.

Please, self medication is not good. Gewlth is wealth this Christmas
Romance › Re: Man Dies In Ghana Guest House After Checking In With 25-Year-Old Side Chick by DrFunmisticGlow: 3:08pm On Dec 21, 2020
Business › Re: What Made You Decide To Boycott A Business? by DrFunmisticGlow: 8:50am On Dec 21, 2020
ihimiray:
please why did u stop using MTN.... And which one do u use now
expensive call rates, this was 10years ago. Use etisalat now
Romance › Re: I'll Rather Marry Submissive Illiterate Than Disrespectful Literate Lady- Lawyer by DrFunmisticGlow: 7:08am On Dec 21, 2020
All these misogynistic charge and bail lawyers from the East whose ego is probably bigger than his educational qualification angry angry

Let him have his illiterate in peace. Cannot be bothered.
Nairaland General › Re: Which Addiction Would You Love To Leave In 2020? by DrFunmisticGlow: 6:26am On Dec 21, 2020
Food
Business › Re: What Made You Decide To Boycott A Business? by DrFunmisticGlow: 6:16am On Dec 21, 2020
Debonair's pizza. They used to offer free delivery but the delivery man was always late, like 3 -4 hrs late. By that time, i would have ordered something else for my visitors and it was always the same guy. And the distance from my place to the outlet was not far.

One say i vexed, ordered a pizza, the same delivery guy took 6hours to deliver the pizza, when he finally came,he kept giving me excuses. I just took the pizza without paying and told him to go. Because it was thier promise that if thier pizza was already cold and the red circle gone black, i could get the pizza free.

Another business i boycotted was MTN, can never use thier sim again
Romance › Re: Is There Education For Female 'simps' by DrFunmisticGlow: 5:18pm On Dec 19, 2020
purples25:
Points taken. There need to be more females teaching stuff about how to get it right too. Thanks.
Doing it on a forum such as nairaland is dangerous. For safety reasons.

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