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Romance › Re: Expecting My 3rd Child And Will Name Him Boluwatife by DrFunmisticGlow: 11:29pm On Jan 29, 2021
This is how people wall into poverty with their eyes wide open.
Congrats sha!!
As it pleases God indeed.
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Adeboye Condemns #SilhouetteChallenge And Online Nudity by DrFunmisticGlow: 9:57pm On Jan 29, 2021
Righteousness2:
I Have always said that the devil (lucifer) is a very smart guy that knows how to Distract humans.
He Invents evil,
Modifies Iniquity,
Flash it to humans through his agents,
Make it look harmless and ordinary,
Watch humans without knowledge engage in it in the Name of Fun.
Land them into Eternal Damnation and Destruction in Hell.
Finally Laugh and Mock them in Hell

Never give that guy a chance, he will smash your destiny and throw you into hell
you must know lucifer on a personal level
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Akwa Ibom To Employ First-class Graduates To Teach In Secondary Schools by DrFunmisticGlow: 10:31pm On Jan 28, 2021
So these people mean to tell me that first class degree is now a scam?
Romance › Re: My Fiancee Went Back To Her Ex, What Does It Mean? by DrFunmisticGlow: 9:12am On Jan 26, 2021
missiret:
I don't know why people won't stay away of their ex, you broke up with them for a reason.
they didn't get closure. Simple
Family › Re: Fresh Strawberries, Veggies, Fruits And Other Farm Produce At Affordable Prices by DrFunmisticGlow: 4:47pm On Jan 25, 2021
Jumbeiman:
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Pepper 2500/ Basket
Strawberries 2000/kg
Onions 3000/basket
Mulberry 2500/kg

To order WhatsApp ‪08180343941‬
where are you located? Hope it is not Jos?
Family › Re: Fresh Strawberries, Veggies, Fruits And Other Farm Produce At Affordable Prices by DrFunmisticGlow: 4:47pm On Jan 25, 2021
Jumbeiman:
Hello, We deliver fresh strawberries,mulberries, grapes, tomatoes, pepper, onions, bell peppers, ginger, garlic, dates, Goron Tula, lemon, Irish potatoes, veggies of all kinds and so much more from the fields in jos to your doorstep nationwide at affordable rates.

Tomatoes 2000/Basket
Pepper 2500/ Basket
Strawberries 2000/kg
Onions 3000/basket
Mulberry 2500/kg

To order WhatsApp ‪08180343941‬
where are you located?
Family › Re: Man Left His Wife After Finding ₦3.6m In Her Account by DrFunmisticGlow: 9:34pm On Jan 24, 2021
This is the height of stupidity. The woman ought to have brought the money to save the life of her child. Except the money is not hers
Politics › Re: Sanwo-Olu Vows To Put An End To Maternal, Child Mortality by DrFunmisticGlow: 7:58pm On Jan 24, 2021
Ghostmode2two:
I really wish that he could stop this. No woman deserves to loose her baby after nine months of gestation. Doctors and other health care providers should also learn to avoid some stupid mistakes that also lead to maternal and child mortality
most cases of maternal and child mortality are often caused by society not the healthworkers, by the time these cases are getting to the hospital, it is usually too late.
dominique:
With our religious people expecting women to give birth like the hebrew women even while having pregnancy complications, i doubt if that's achievable.
well said
Health › Re: COVID-19 Update For January 23 2021 In Nigeria by DrFunmisticGlow: 1:32am On Jan 24, 2021
Rest in peace Dr Oshodi. Your legacy lives on in our hearts. You were one of the kindest lecturers out there
Music/Radio › Re: What's Your Best Nigerian-Foreign Collaboration? by DrFunmisticGlow: 1:36pm On Jan 23, 2021
Sia and burna boy- hey boy
Romance › Re: I Broke Up With My Fiance Now I Want Her Back by DrFunmisticGlow: 11:39am On Jan 22, 2021
Joetttimua1811:
Good day all I just decide to bring this here to seek matured advise, please don't mind the errors in spellings and construction. I also request that this be taken to FP. It should a bit lengthy but I will try to be brief.

I have been dating this girl since 2011 Feb precisely, though I started asking her out around November 2009 and she finally accepted in Feb 2011. I know you may be wondering why I persist with the long time of refusal, well the answer ain't far as I will not want to go into much details but she's one of the best when you talk of women she's everything a man will want. Let me leave it at that. Upon her acceptance in Feb 2011 we started cos I already met with the mother during the period of asking her out because of gifts I use to buy for her the mother asked her to invite me over

On getting to the house the mother asked me what my intentions are towards her daughter I told her I love the girl and will want to marry her. The mother said well seeing me her spirit accepts me but it's left for her daughter to accept cos she told her she's not said anything to me, she said if her daughter accepts me fine she can't choose husband for her daughter but then all she wants from me is that I the take good care of her daughter and another thing is that the father wants her to go to school to which I agreed to wait for her. Mind you she just finished sec school then i was already working and ok and the age difference between us is 4 years.

By May of that same 2011 I traveled out for an assignment which lasted for 9 months and I returned by January 2012. All these while we had good communication and the relationship was one everyone would wish to have. She eventually got admission that 2012 mind you upon returning back from the assignment I went for we would've done our wedding but there was already an agreement that I wait for her to graduate. I wasn't afraid cos I so much love and trust her.

She was a good girl in school most of her mates and seniors I've spoken with always attest to that. In fact one of the ladies I spoke with said you're lucky to have one of the best. I can vouch for her on that. I wasn't the one that sponsored her education but then I supported cos monthly I send her pocket money and whenever she's in need of anything am always there both morally emotional as the case maybe. I do most of her assignment for her even though we're far apart I just send to her mail and she prints and add cover page.

The relationship was ok no issues all these while, fast forward to 2017 when she graduated and was to go for service, I told her it's time we start our marriage plans she agreed and by March 2018 we did our introduction. She was still serving then, and I started troubling her concerning the wedding to discuss it with the father. In fact during the introduction we requested for list for the marriage proper to which the father said they're going to get back to us.

I continue calling the father he wasn't forth coming cos we're not in same city and base on our work we don't move freely you must obtain permit. When I noticed the father is not forthcoming I had to use the money at hand to complete my building. Now the father's excuse has been that he wants her to get work before she gets married hmm.

I said well let me just give them time since I was able to wait for her all these years the remaining won't be problem. It continued like that till last year I became angree and I told my woman that your father has been insisting on you getting work before you get married is it what you also want?? The major problem I have with my woman as things started getting bad was that she's always like"my mother say, my father say" and I was like at your age 28 you mean you don't have say about your relationship?? She became angree that am talking to her anyhow, she sent me all sort of insultive messages to which I didn't reply any.

But then I was already thinking of leaving her, cos aside the fact that she couldn't make decision on her own she wants me to relocate and live in same city with her parents. And I know if that happens the mother will definitely be in charge of my home cos there's nothing my woman does without consulting the mother.

When she saw that all the messages she sent I didn't reply she started begging that she was just pained about the whole issue I forgave her and we continued but it wasn't as it use to be and when I noticed things weren't working I told her that we should part ways since she can't convince her people for us to get married while she looks for work.

I got the insult I have never gotten the whole of my life from her because of this decision, my thinking was that if I say that to her she may see reasons to try convince her people about us but I got insults upon insults, though I have been told before that I think she's a gentle girl, we may have dated that long but I don't know her. I didn't believe the message but with the insults I started giving the message a thought, mind you she's not a flirt oo, it has been a long distance relationship all the while but then I can still vouch for her cos of the family she came from.

The reason for this write-up is that, since I left her I haven't been able to love any girl, I am not an ugly guy and not too handsome but I am that guy that girls always want to come close to I know of ladies that have said to me I wish I can have you all to my self, I have met ladies that ordinarily I should've gotten married to even as far back 2014 but no matter how you try as a lady to come close I will always tell you I have somebody I want to get married to and they'll back off.

In fact one lady confessed to me that she loved me the moment I told her i am not married but I have a serious relationship that will lead to marriage soonest, she said even married men lie about their status just to get what they want but she loved me cos I was being sincere. Now even with all these people around me I still don't feel or love the way I do for my ex. I don't know what to do.

I still think of her and I don't seem to see any other woman and feel anything for them as I feel for her and recently I feel I want her back. What do I dohuh
i am seeing a lot of red flags here.

You should seek closure and move on.

That babe isnt for you.

It's painful because you invested so much in the relationship. But like a bad investment, you have to let it go.

Aviod dating and focus on healing your broken heart
Family › Re: My Brother's Marriage Is About To Collapse. by DrFunmisticGlow: 5:52am On Jan 21, 2021
luminouz:
Your first sentence is wrong.

I'm not one for biblical sayings but all cultures know this that children should honor(obey and respect) their parents.

In an African society, even kids that are not yours obey you when you speak to them.

In as much as we are trying to sound woke and developed, there are certain things that will never change.

My kids owe me obedience. I'm their father. Totalitarianism and Sadistic tyranny are not what I am talking about. Just plain simple obedience, at least till they are old enough for me to knight them as men and women with their own families.
if the father/mother is a deadbeat and nothing more than a sperm/egg donor. Do you think the kids will owe them obedience?

Don't be so black and white in your thinking.

You knighting your children? What are you? the queen of england? Get your head out of your arsehole.
Family › Re: My Brother's Marriage Is About To Collapse. by DrFunmisticGlow: 10:13pm On Jan 20, 2021
luminouz:
So my children do not owe me obedience? sad

So because I decided to give birth to kids,they must be wayward, untrained, undisciplined and caustic dregs?

In an attempt to sound futuristic and a white man ideology-copycat, you ended up disgracing yourself.

Why on Earth do people seem so emotional and blind to glaring facts and become hypocritical?

Are you really telling me that BS up there or are you in the middle of something extrasensorily mind numbing? undecided

So the biblical phrase of "spare the rod and spoil the child" comes from a place of knowing kids need to be trained,they need to obey. Since you lots love the Bible, check what the holy book says about children and obeying their parents.

So a man that trains and suffers for his kids must tolerate their disrespect because they owed him nothing? I wonder if it were to be the wife being disrespected, what your answer would be.
they don't actually owe you obedience. They should obey you because you have influence in their lives and that brings about respect.

But I agree that he should not tolerate disrespectful behavior from them. He should kick them out. At 20 and 18, they're not babies anymore.
Family › Re: My Brother's Marriage Is About To Collapse. by DrFunmisticGlow: 10:10pm On Jan 20, 2021
@Op, your brother should send them out of the house to fend for themselves. Since they cannot do things like house chores because they are too big. Let them experience adulting for themselves.

It's his house, his rules. Unless he doesn't pay the rent?
Crime › Re: Roommate Of Man Accused Of Dating Lagos Teenager Stabbed To Death by DrFunmisticGlow: 9:59pm On Jan 19, 2021
jametex:
This incident happened right in front of me, i live opposite their building at gbadabiu in alakuko alagbado, all that was writing here is exactly what happened, Op thumb � up to you..
so, why isn't police looking for abu?
Family › Re: Wife Gives Husband A List Of Chores To Do Before He Can Have Sex With Her by DrFunmisticGlow: 8:45am On Jan 19, 2021
Akasammyoka:
He is been doing worst tasks, why is this one paining him so much. FG need to enact law to prohabit simps from marrying. They are really seeing hell in this union. That was how one was tieing baby on his babe.
they are not married.
Family › Re: Wife Gives Husband A List Of Chores To Do Before He Can Have Sex With Her by DrFunmisticGlow: 8:43am On Jan 19, 2021
Kuns84:
It was all fun and games when this tweet went viral - a man showing the list of chores his woman gave him with detailed instructions on cleaning the bathroom of their apartment. Moreso, this woman specified that she will open her 'pum pum' for him that night only if the tasks are completed. lipsrsealed

While reading the comments under this tweet, I couldn't help but imagine what the reaction would've been if the genders were reversed. Just imagine if a husband created a list of bills his wife must pay before she can sleep in his house? or even chores to do before he can bring out money for feeding? Imagine the uproar and double standards that would generate.

It is increasingly glaring that men have become the subservient gender in relationships and marriages - expected to give everything while gaining little in return. you aren't even guaranteed the bare minimum (a faithful wife) for your efforts. In modern day relationships, men must remain traditional and be the sole providers while women no longer have to be traditional home keepers (their own responsibilities is now classed as oppression while yours remains a mandatory duty).

This is the world we now live in.

https://mobile.twitter.com/prospectmelv/status/1349888544890888192
The man might be a lazy slob. Especially if they are african american (by the use of slang 'pum-pum') thier men are known to be hobosexuals who don't pull their weight around.

They are most likely not married o. By the use of term 'his woman' and not 'his wife'. If that is the case they are nothing more than glorified roommate. Give the man a broom.



But if he's paying the bills, then sisi should do her chores in peace and not let them be a prerequisite to 'open shop'
Health › Re: Couple Accuses Hospital Of Negligence As One Of Their Twin Babies Dies by DrFunmisticGlow: 9:41pm On Jan 17, 2021
OVB123:
The doctor and Nurses on duty should be arrested for negligence.
This country needs a total overhauling.
Na so!!
Health › Re: Couple Accuses Hospital Of Negligence As One Of Their Twin Babies Dies by DrFunmisticGlow: 9:39pm On Jan 17, 2021
drinoayo:
Couple Accuse Hospital Of Negligence As One Of Their Twin Babies Dies (Photos, Video)

A Nigerian man, Imbul Dooyum Kelvin, and his wife, Mimidoo Rufina, have cried out over alleged negligence at Gbaja Randle Mother and Child hospital in Surulere, Lagos, which led to the death of their two-month-old twin-daughter, Zoe, Igbere TV reports.

Imbul disclosed the unfortunate incident occurred on Friday, January 15, 2020, two days after they arrived the hospital.

According to him, “We woke-up on Wednesday morning and my wife said our baby wasn’t eating well again so we took her to the hospital, the doctor examined her and said she was ok but let us run a blood test to confirm if there was an infection.

Shortly after they took blood from her, my daughter cried for two-hours nonstop. We called the attention of the doctor and they rushed her to the ER and placed her on oxygen.

She was responding very well not until on Friday, the doctor came in and asked my wife to breastfeed her because she was stable for breastfeeding, after breastfeeding her, my baby started crying and my wife ran to the nurses to please come check our daughter but instead they sent her away, telling her she disturb too much.

My wife begged them with tears that please she’s not understanding her daughter but they neglected her, it was after the baby gave up that my wife started crying that they came to check her but by this time she was far gone already.”

Mourning the baby, Imbul wrote;

https://www.instagram.com/p/CKJP-zGr7IF/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwIPkW-PWfE
Something is not adding up in their story.
May the little one rest in peace.
Politics › Re: COVID-19: Lagos Orders Civil Servants To Work From Home Till Feb 1 by DrFunmisticGlow: 3:51pm On Jan 16, 2021
Originakalokalo:
A sinner has all the reason in the world and hereafter to be afraid.
no he doesn't
Politics › Re: COVID-19: Lagos Orders Civil Servants To Work From Home Till Feb 1 by DrFunmisticGlow: 3:51pm On Jan 16, 2021
Originakalokalo:
Okay.

The Almighty he is God.

They say science is all in all, but a single virus has claimed lives in thousands globally.

According to scientists, there are other 50 viruses more deadlier than covid-19 that are still in animals....

Listen, no matter how rich or influential, God's anger will reach out to you if you do not change from your iniquity and wickedness...

You kill to live?

You steal people's money for affluence?

You are full of immoralities?

Continue.

Covid-19 is coming for you. After which you will face God himself in death.

Accept Jesus as your Lord and saviour before it is too late.

Change your ways.
your scare tactics are dead on arrival. The lord's children are also dying of the virus
Politics › Re: COVID-19: Lagos Orders Civil Servants To Work From Home Till Feb 1 by DrFunmisticGlow: 3:47pm On Jan 16, 2021
Originakalokalo:
Okay.

The Almighty he is God.

They say science is all in all, but a single virus has claimed lives in thousands globally.

According to scientists, there are other 50 viruses more deadlier than covid-19 that are still in animals....

Listen, no matter how rich or influential, God's anger will reach out to you if you do not change from your iniquity and wickedness...

You kill to live?

You steal people's money for affluence?

You are full of immoralities?

Continue.

Covid-19 is coming for you. After which you will face God himself in death.

Accept Jesus as your Lord and saviour before it is too late.

Change your ways.
your scare tactics are dead on arrival
Agriculture › Re: My Goat Farm Startup (my Diary) by DrFunmisticGlow: 10:11am On Jan 16, 2021
jidestroud:
@Iseoluwani

grin...
Number of goats as of today is
3 pregnant does
1 doe (just kidded 3, all females)

Total goats in stock = 7 goats.

Total goats gotten so far from startup }= 39
goats


Mortality = 5 in total
please do you reside in Lagos. Do you sell goats milk
Celebrities › Re: Kechi Okwuchi Shares Weight Loss Transformation And Reveals How She Achieved It by DrFunmisticGlow: 4:00pm On Jan 15, 2021
damiloIaduke:
Young woman give your life to Christ and stop all this.
No once cares about your body transformation anymore.
You're being alive is God's grace
your comment is a disgrace to God's grace.
Health › Re: COVID-19 Testing: Clarifications On Corruption Allegations By Prof. Akin Abayomi by DrFunmisticGlow: 1:33am On Jan 15, 2021
GentleA:
Covid 19 is real. But you see those figures published by NCDC, more than half is malaria. But whether they like it or not, we are moving on.
I doubt it.

I know how many patients i send for testing daily that come back positive.
Health › Re: COVID-19 Testing: Clarifications On Corruption Allegations By Prof. Akin Abayomi by DrFunmisticGlow: 1:30am On Jan 15, 2021
donnie:
Covid19 and their PLANdemic.

Keep hyping... thinking you will escape when judgement begins to be poured out. You will all get your portion of the cup of YAH's wrath. Contniue cashing out.
it's not a scam.

Wear your facemasks wash your hands and pray you don't catch it.
Romance › Re: Clearer Pics Of Me Taken So Far (intersex Is Beautiful) by DrFunmisticGlow: 1:24am On Jan 15, 2021
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Romance › Re: Why Akwa Ibom Girls Are The Most Desirable Ladies In Nigeria (pics) by DrFunmisticGlow: 1:17am On Jan 15, 2021
marvelck:
Truth be told, Akwa ibom girls are the most desirable girls in Nigeria, and e get why.

Apart from being very good in bed and in the kitchen, they are also very clean and smell nice all the time

Their smooth skin always glow even without being pampered.

No wonder, guys dey rush them like pur water.

If you don't believe me, just take a trip to Akwa ibom (especially Uyo), and thank me later
BUT THEIR BRIDE PRICE IS EXPENSIVE NA!!

You forgot to include that
Romance › Re: Clearer Pics Of Me Taken So Far (intersex Is Beautiful) by DrFunmisticGlow: 6:23pm On Jan 14, 2021
thebosstrevor1:
Ok...but that is different from the topic of discussion.

I agree that there are rare conditions but a child that has an undeveloped penis knows that he is a male when he grows up, also a child with an undeveloped vagina knows she is a female.

Is that not true?

What are we going to call a man with muscles, has male physical structures, a large breast and a penis, that wears wig and female cloths?
the truth is.

Never say never in medicine
Romance › Re: Clearer Pics Of Me Taken So Far (intersex Is Beautiful) by DrFunmisticGlow: 6:14pm On Jan 14, 2021
thebosstrevor1:
The pic you showed of an child with ambiguous Instruments can be corrected
Not that one. This is more advanced than ambiguous génitalia

I don't think that child is alive sef. Can't you see some of the intestines showing through the umbilical cord?(omphalocoele)

That thing you think is a penis is actually the bladder. (Bladder extrophy)

So where is the penis?
And that red cord was supposed to end up as a testicle but was dangling outside, blind.

That child had no anus.


This was a child born at home. The grandfather brought the child to the hospital, few hours after birth.

They might not have been able to afford series of surgeries to make the child have a normal life.

Still remember that day

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