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Food › Re: The Bad Eating Habits I Find So Hard To Stop by DrFunmisticGlow: 9:15am On Dec 13, 2020
Edipet:
eating so fast,....I find it difficult to stop eat with speed
i do that too. No time. Except on Friday when i choked on fried pepper stew and had to keep drinking water for an hour while at work. I cried so bad.
Food › Re: The Bad Eating Habits I Find So Hard To Stop by DrFunmisticGlow: 9:14am On Dec 13, 2020
Oizee:
ur number one got me rolling on the floor, but ur number two is so gross
lol. I can't just imagine my hands in the air like a bird about to fly when eating
Food › Re: The Bad Eating Habits I Find So Hard To Stop by DrFunmisticGlow:
One of my most shameless moments in everyday life occurs when a plate is placed before me. I am transformed into a state where every morsel lowers my inhibitions and reveals the monster within grin

1. Eating bones in a public place: i demolish everything, whether it is chicken breast,
turkey wings to suck the bone marrow or fish head, where nothing remains except the 2 stones in it's brain. i literally have no shame, but I have improved, i just recently started requesting that my bones be packed because i have dogs to combat the habit. (Still shameless but get less wierd looks).My dogs get their percentage tho.

2. Putting my hands on the table: I don't know why this is a bad habit tho. But where are my arms supposed to be before? In the air? Elbowing the person next to me?

3. Swishing my mouth with water after my last bite: Yes i am one for dental hygiene, but if the restaurant doesn't have a good private sink or toothpick, i go for this option. I hate the thought of food being stuck in my mouth (meat is the worst) or having mouth odor after a meal. So i will rather swish my mouth (before i forget)after a meal in public like your annoying uncle than deal with the other available options.

4. Eating with my left hand; I am ambidextrous, but prefer to use my left hand for a lot of stuff,(except writing). I am mindful of this in the presence of older people tho(boomers always have something to say regarding this)
Crime › Re: Residents Flee Community As Robbers Write About Impending “Christmas Visit" by DrFunmisticGlow: 4:14pm On Dec 12, 2020
Righteousness89:
That's Terrible!

But those who Know their GOD Will stand their Ground!
Those who understand who they are in GOD will not move an inch!

Armed Robbers know their Targets!

They run From us! Not the other way round!
shut up
Family › Re: Should I Take Back An Adulterous Wife Because Of The Expensive Bride Price? by DrFunmisticGlow: 4:03pm On Dec 12, 2020
BluntTheApostle:
This is the type of advice I don't like.

How can you give such advice that blames the victim for the injustice done against them?

Are you saying that the woman is not responsible for her own infidelity?

Even if he never satisfied her, is cheating the only option?

Why is communication essential in relationships?

If you can't share your grievances with your husband, then share it with at least someone else who can talk to him on your behalf.

What stopped her from drawing her husband's attention to the problem she was having in the marriage?

Please, stop blaming the victim here.

If there is anyone who needs prayer, it is the victim.

Because he really needs it to make the right decision for the sake of their child.

If he wants to continue with her, he needs serious prayer to help build back his trust for her. Because without trust, he is going to suffer even more, and their child would suffer too.
if roles were reversed and op was a woman, your kind would still give the same advice i am giving. Hypocrite.
Family › Re: Should I Take Back An Adulterous Wife Because Of The Expensive Bride Price? by DrFunmisticGlow: 3:01pm On Dec 12, 2020
Sebastine1994:
i came back from work on Friday to discover that my wife has ran away with our son and some properties in the house, my neighbor said she is a bad woman that I should let her go, they caught her in adultery and she ran away because of shame.

for the first time in my life I discovered that I have not played my role as a husband. I was just focused on bringing back money home for the family and forgot the sexual responsibility, I agree I am at fault too. but if I calculate all the bride price I spent and wedding cost, I feel like going to bring her back. if not for her sake but for the baby, please advice is needed now

she is an igala while I am igbo,
go and look for your wife and work on your marriage. Pray for her. You allowed a strange man into your marriage.
Health › Re: What Can I Do About My Body Odour? by DrFunmisticGlow: 8:27am On Dec 12, 2020
Reachable:
Hi all, I noticed I started developing body ordour under armpit in particular.
First time I noticed it was like more than a decade ago, then was in my 20s.
So I started using medicated soaps and deodorants, at first it was a big challenge getting the one that worked for me because once I start sweating I notice that it will overpower most deodorants I used but one worked for me which is (sure for men the long one).
After some years I noticed I always have boils under my armpits as a result of high usage until a nurse adviced to stop using deodorants that it can lead to skin cancer, at first I didn't knew the cause of my constant boils was the deodorant until she told me and I stopped I noticed the boils just died off.
So I started using them again but this time sparingly, until I stopped using them like some years ago.
I was fine especially if I didn't sweat much during the day, the only thing I noticed was that if I don't shave on time I will have armpit odour or after shaving my armpits the odour will come again for some days then stop.
I was managing it like that, but was making sure I bath at least twice a day or as much I can in a day.

Recently, I was more of staying at home these days unless I have job to do outside.
Only for me to start noticing the armpit odour again, shaved and bath as much as I can yet it won't stop.

My armpits always smell like a per boiled onions some moments after bathing, I have been managing it with explorer sometimes it works depending on my activities for the day.
But it's peeling the skin under my armpits and it's hurting besides it give me boils.
Please help, what can I do?
switch to a vegetarian, healthy diet
Romance › Re: Help! My Ten Years Old Niece Has Started Menstrating. by DrFunmisticGlow: 8:35pm On Dec 11, 2020
Happyguy201:
sweet virgin puna ready for pounding ,,,
you are disgusting
Romance › Re: “The Red Pill Fraternity” Sweeping Nigeria, Where is the government? by DrFunmisticGlow: 8:19pm On Dec 11, 2020
Robi65:
Some men are coming together and spreading certain cultist ideology in the name of red pill and Mgtow... please our boys need to be saved as soon as possible
they will weed themselves out. As long as ladies remain smart and not open legs for bums
Romance › Re: How Can I Deal With A Stubborn Wife??? by DrFunmisticGlow: 8:15pm On Dec 11, 2020
Sinensis:
My wife doesn't listen to instructions. What I tell her to do is totally different from what she will do.
pray for her. She will change. With God all things are possible grin
Politics › Re: Sagay To National Assembly: British Parliament Can’t Summon Queen by DrFunmisticGlow: 1:54am On Dec 11, 2020
nairavsdollars:
Temidayo Akinsuyi, Lagos


https://www.independent.ng/british-parliament-cant-summon-queen-sagay-tells-nass/
Buhari isn't Royalty. So this Sajay fellow should STFU
Romance › Re: I Need Advise On What To Do About A Controversial Girlfriend by DrFunmisticGlow: 7:49pm On Dec 09, 2020
yrex01:
I didn't beat mine, I make sure I chased all her bestie n side guy away, make sure she has no one but me sotey babe introduced me to her mom n family. Babe can't go 4hrs a day without calling me but before if I no call we no talk. After I make sure she's so obsessed bout me, I broke up by telling her friends say I no do again make em epp me tell her. Mumu sick for months.
so you are an obsessive control freak, a narcissist and a user. Noted
Family › Re: Deji Yesufu: Resolving Marriage Crisis The Governor Ortom Way by DrFunmisticGlow: 7:15am On Dec 09, 2020
Dear writer,

Stop justifying and glorifying domestic violence and abuse with this write-up. As for that governor, ehn?! Let me not talk
VBCampaign:
Resolving Marriage Crisis the Gov. Ortom Way

By: Deji Yesufu



Source: https://textandpublishing.com/resolving-marriage-crisis-the-gov-ortom-way/
Fashion › Re: How Do I Get My Natural Skin Colour Back? by DrFunmisticGlow: 4:58pm On Dec 07, 2020
VicThoria:
Hi everyone .
Please i need help oo, i'm chocolate in complexion. I've been using bronztone cream for some months, i was on the second lotion when i started noticing dark knuckles,green veins, sun burn and I started getting too fair

So i stopped it some weeks ago and i haven't been applying anything on my body

I dont want to use any cream again for now. do i need to use anything to get back my natural chocolate color back? or it will come back with time?
that's a little easy. Stop the lotion. Stop using scrubs and exofoilation for now Get a basic cream. Like vaseline eventone(pink) or aloe vera lotion, use it and apply sunscreen on top before going out. You will first be several shades darker, once that happens, you can then start to use scrub and exfoliate once a week. This process takes time bit it can reduce the damage done if you stick to it.
Romance › Re: Nurse Found Dead After Marathon Sex With Lover In Lagos by DrFunmisticGlow: 7:37pm On Dec 06, 2020
Righteousness89:



Another Reckless and unfortunate death!
Sin is Cancerous!
Sin Cripples and Shatters Destiny!

The destiny of the young Married man is now in Jeopardy all because he wanted to be a Heavy weight champion of sex!

Sin may look sweet, Fun and tasty but it will always end in Premium Pains/ Tears.

The Worst of all is Departing this Earth right inside Iniquity and Immorality!!

It's a Straight DEPART FROM ME YE THAT WORK INIQUITY!!

Thisday is a rare opportunity for someone who has a plan to commit Immorality THISDAY. You have planned it all out! Infact you have Drank all the Drinkable !

I advise you to Chase that girl/ boy away right now! Don't let 2-12 mins Cripple your Destiny..

Pull out from Sin and Pull in to JESUS Christ..

There is a Way that seems right to Man/ Woman! The End is Death!

how come I never see you where there is good news
Romance › Re: I Broke Up From my Marriage. Because my husband call me dramatic by DrFunmisticGlow: 7:21pm On Dec 06, 2020
Casalindal:
He is always disrespecting me and when I try talking to him. He turns around and say I’m dramatic, like the audacity
Gaslighting. Sounds like a classic narcissist, but I want to hear his side also.

We want full context, not snippets and screenshots
Romance › Re: I Broke Up From my Marriage. Because my husband call me dramatic by DrFunmisticGlow: 7:18pm On Dec 06, 2020
Casalindal:
You wish. Guess you have not been following my threads,
i don't get. I thought he left u already.
Romance › Re: Men Are Not Worth Loving by DrFunmisticGlow: 5:24am On Dec 06, 2020
BaddieFreak:
Men are not worth loving. They are worst than pigs. angry
this sounds like 'men are scum' that studied abroad.

Every human being deserves love.

But for irresponsible, low vibrational men especially those without direction and progress in thier lives, they are not worthy of your energy. You can do better.

The best revenge is clearly success.
Romance › Re: Man Confronts His Baby Mama After She Left Their Child To Hang Out With A Man by DrFunmisticGlow: 4:14pm On Dec 04, 2020
KevMitnick:
The woman is irresponsible. She could have hired a nanny or something.
is the guy paying child support
Romance › Re: The Moniker Game! Let's See Who Will Win!!! (For Fun!!!) by DrFunmisticGlow: 5:40pm On Dec 03, 2020
Cant deal undecided
Health › Re: What Can I Do To Make Wife's Belly To Be Flat? by DrFunmisticGlow: 6:01am On Dec 03, 2020
WeRblessed:
There's nothing you can do about it. She just needs to stop eating too much calories. She needs to eat less and engage in exercise, dring more water. Run away from sodas/sugars.
remember, she's breastfeeding. If she doesn't eat nutrituous food, baby won't get nutritous breast milk
Health › Re: What Can I Do To Make Wife's Belly To Be Flat? by DrFunmisticGlow: 6:00am On Dec 03, 2020
Whiteshield:
So, those who have several kids and their bellies are flat, they have 2 heads?
They have a different body structure.
Romance › Re: Man Laments After A Lady He Took Out Bought Food Of N4500 Out Of His 20k Salary by DrFunmisticGlow: 6:37pm On Dec 01, 2020
Oturatetuala:
Must she eat rice and chicken? She can just order for something else like meat pie, burger or ice cream and story ends but anyways I still blame the both of them.
why should she choose unhealthy meals because of him.


What exactly is wrong with rice, chicken and salad?

He should have taken her to a cheaper restaurant
Romance › Re: Why Are Ladies/women Shy When They Visit A Male Doctor ? by DrFunmisticGlow: 6:32pm On Dec 01, 2020
Sameazy15:
Why does ladies feel embarrassed when they visit a male doctor
it depends on what they are going to complain to the doctor about.
Crime › Re: My Church Choir Member Was Robbed! Girls, Be Careful Who You Do Business With by DrFunmisticGlow: 3:01pm On Nov 29, 2020
pozehnani:
Yeah you're right. Sundays no single soul on awolowo road. Though around falomo it's a bit busy due to those barracks and the Assumption catholic church there. You see from kingsway, down to Bayokuku ( end of Ikoyi) is always deserted. People should mind how the walk around those except if you're mobile.


Hope the man and his gang have been apprehended.
police didn't do shit

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