₦airaland Forum

IamD18:
She's doing the expected by being naive and clingy because you are her first man. Any blunt attempt to caution her will leave her feelings hurt and make it look like you changed after getting down with her.

Believe me when I tell you that you'll be disturbed when she start making you less important by giving zero fvcks about your attention and existence in her life.

My advice is; GET HER BUSY.

An idle man thinks of easy and illegal ways to make money, while an idle woman thinks about LOVE.

BENZINA:
Tell me why this man should not be President if he continues this way?

Generalkaycee:
The internet never forgets

HigherEd:
He is a minister of the Gospel who eats of the proceeds of the Vineyard; An heralder of the Prosperity Mandate - A Bishop of Bishops.

Anyone who is not interested in prosperity is always free to choose poverty. Also, there are many annointed poverty preaching churches. I can always recommend one or two for you...

Bolubaba:
Don't worry when the time is right you will see the doctors that refuses to listen being disgraced because i'll be among those witch hunting them.

Bolubaba:
Who's license is the new owner going to use if i may ask? The next is to do is stop them from being medical directors as well because they lack the managmentaril skills. That's why you will see sticks used as drip stand.

Bethor:
Very, very good..!!
They would learn to concentrate on their work now...they either choose to work for the government or go and establish their own...simple..!!
No public doctor should be allowed to be using government resources to finance their own private entity..
Thumps up for the president if this is true..!!!

Peace..!!!

Tamarapetty:
Why did u use that emoji to cover the folds in your tummy??

nairalandbuzz:
There you go again... how old are you?

Erums:
Picking him up is no big deal... One thing is for sure, as a nigerian leaves this country to America, he sure and gradually puts away local mentality i which these reactors are trying to let you see.. Im glad you could say you man is a great guy... Some stupid folks are out here trying to tell u he's using you for gains... All of una dey craze... Nigerians sabotaging each other from the days of obasanjo ... Nobsense

yvelchstores:
My sincere thoughts. I don't know what part of Nigeria your bf is from but if he was asking if you were cut, in hopes that you were, then sorry to tell you, he is from the most uncivilized parts of Nigeria. If you walk the streets of Nigeria and stop 100 men, asking them about female circumcision, chances are, only less than 10% will support such nonsense.

About the food, Nigerians generally assume that if they are under your roof and you are cooking, they are included but the enlightened ones know that a drink can do. I personally don't feel compelled to offer my guest food, I can give u a drink,some snacks. if you are not satisfied, go home and make yourself some.

About the barging in thing, I can't help but ask how old these folks are. Common sense is suppose to guide a grown up.

Conclusion, the cultural differences is huge, maybe you might want to really think about the future of this relationship of urs simply because I don't know why he is sending u to the airport to pick his friend up. Typical for Nigerians that date foreign women in the bid to use them to their own selfish gains.

His friend could have boarded a taxi to the apartment. I am just thinking, a man in Nigeria will not send his wife to pick up someone from the airport except his immediate family members.

I don't want u dating a jerk thinking that's how Nigerians are cos we are better than that.

nairalandbuzz:
Welcome to Nigeria.

Let me reply each paragraph as I read...

Firstly, your food is my food. In as much as we are relatives, I can dash in anytime and enter your kitchen to eat and most conducive if I see the wife cooking... That has been the status quo in Nigeria but in recent times and with the intervention of dramatic housewives, things are now evolving like informing me if you are having guests and all... You just have to let him understand that.

Thank God you are cooking simply means please I hope mine is inclusive and if not, kindly add my slot ... We like food... It's a curse and we are happy to live by it.

In Nigeria, you just kukuma lock the doors... You don't know what might go wrong at any time...

The thing about female genital mutation is that Nigerians believe any lady that skipped it wont stay faithful to one d!ck. *winks

At the end of it all, just try make him understand... Set some rules... And make him abide by them

pocohantas:
You mean there are girls that still tell such?

When will these girls learn that most guys do not love to hear the truth. They don't wanna know you better, they wanna judge you better. Even if you say you are a V, he won't rest till he pokes his head inside there.

I personally do not make any effort to come off as a good girl. Not when I know there is this part of their brain wired to doubt every and come up with conjectures.

The last time a guy asked me a question like that, I told him I have lost count and watched him choke on his saliva. I refused to shift gaze, just kept watching him struggle to act unperturbed

BurningBlade:
people have lived in Sokoto for more than 30 years and still don't own a house there. Even though they can afford one.

A house and a home allude to having a structure put in place which usually involve a building of residence where one live with family members.

Hope you know the difference, now?

BurningBlade:
This Reno Omokri like speaking from both side of his mouth, what nonsense!

I bet Reno Omokri missed the part where Peter Obi said the only place he has a home is Onitsha.

I'll keep saying it that the worse mistake nigerians will ever make, is to vote back PDP into ASO ROCK.

Ugosample:
Well you are right, not always true

Of course they are racists from everywhere, but the opportunities to succeed abound in the west

How come Indians, Iranians, Arabs and people from elsewhere come to the west with nothing, and in 40 years, they are running successful businesses IN the west that rivals the one already established.
Mo Ibrahim, Sadi Khan, Patrick Bet David, the owners of E bay, Alexander Amosu, Bhatia, etc came from elsewhere and they are doing JUST fine


And that is so because of the opportunities that exists.

I think we as Africans need to learn from the Asian sub ethnic group, to know how they did it etc.
That COULD help us be very productive every where you find yourself (even in Nigeria)



Lastly as I have noticed in Nigeria and in some other African countries, coming from the "wrong" part of Nigeria or that country is even much worse than suffering racism, becauae it's your country men discriminating and making life difficult for you.

I am from the wrong part of Nigeria "Igbo" and despite all the success my family and indeed many other Igbo families have achieved both at the East and nationwide, you are still seem as a "Igbo man"

Many people from other ethnic groups (especially some Yoruba) hate you for no good reason, and hopes some thing terrible happens to you and your business so that you will be in the ground.

Many Nigerians will not vote an Igbo man to office because he is just Igbo, not because he is unqualified.

Some back then in Lagos even dream that one day Igbos will be Chased out of Lagos and the businesses and properties will be redistributed to the "omoluabis" (I heard this ridiculous statement first hand)

So after being treated like that, you really think it's "racial discrimination" that would deter him in the West?

GreatDIM:
Well said Ugosample.....

travelland I get your fears, but let me tell you something, when you're a valuable addition to any economy, you won't be denied opportunities cos you are too valuable to be ignored.

I stated previously about a friend who's a network engineer here that got a job in Amsterdam, the head of their IT department was surprised that a 23 year old, Nigerian for that matter would be well versed in Networking. For those who know about network engineering, he has two CCNP certificates (R&S, Collaboration) and is going for his CCIE exam later this year. He had to do a video interview twice because his portfolio seemed just too good to be true.

You should also be aware that Goldman sachs completed it's recruitment in Nigeria in about March and the succesful candidates, two amongst which I know personally, are to be given work permit to work in UK. So it's obvious that there's a demand for HIGHLY skilled labour, once you have valuable skills regardless of your skin colour, there is demand for your services in developed countries.

Bholutife18:
When you're (sowumi) are supporting the truth, no one can defeat you!

Kenyamo tried, it isn't easy to support lies darkness and bigotry... You'd easily get turned down.

Lie mohammed would've done worse.

Jamariwolff:
nothing pains me than this statement.
you tell a fool you dumped an ex and he tells you this trash.


listen up, the reason I decided to sleep with him is bcuz I found him attractive in one way (whether face or body, character or cash).
yes, I voluntarily did it and i ENJOYED IT! so I lost nothing other than the excess stress in my hormones.

I wasn't raped, no nigga!
you gave me something and i gave you something also. anything you think after that is your own cup of tea.

unlike other ladies that feel ashamed, I don't. I carry it on my head and ain't afraid to say to any gossip that "yes, he's part of my bodycount".

its really sunny round here. OK bye.

goaldynman:
RUBBISH!

So you expect the Igbos to vote for Yoruba VP?

It's obvious you're one of those APC agents trying to deceive Atiku to choose a Yoruba VP! Without Yoruba vote Atiku and PDP will still win! It has happened during Obasanjo time, when southwest did not vote for Obasonjo!!

PenPrince07:
The Presidency on Thursday morning released 64 achievements of the President Muhammadu Buhari’s administration in the agricultural sector.

Buharis media aide, Lauretta Onochie, released the achievements in a statement on Facebook titled ‘Sixty Four Achievements of President Muhammadu Buhari in Agricultural Sector’.

List of achievements below:

“1) The anti-corruption drive of Mr. President put to a halt the exogenous leakages in the Agricultural sector to encourage, empower, and enhance the locally made farm produce thereby increasing our internally generated revenue (IGR) index and foreign exchange capacity and reserve to over $45 Billion in cash and bonds.

2) President Buhari initiated the Home Grown Feeding Programme which is designed to put an end to importation and market monopoly of farm produce that can be grown here in our country which is a pilot vehicle to sustainable economic, agricultural, academic and job creation across the length and breadth of our nation.

3) Under President Buhari, the Standing Inter-Ministerial Technical Committee on Zero-Reject of Agricultural Commodities and Produce / Non-oil Exports in Nigeria was inaugurated.

4) Under the Buhari-led administration, Nigeria has benefitted from 13.1billion Euros honeybee project.

5) The Buhari administration has commenced steps improving the standards of Nigeria’s agricultural exports to align with global standards due to the rejection of our produce at the EU Border Controls.

6) Under President Buhari, Standards and Quality Control measures have been developed in.

7) Under President Buhari administration at the end of 2016, agricultural goods as a share of total trade got N212.73bn and 4.02 percent and Agricultural goods exports were 2.7 percent higher in Q4 2016 than Q3 2016.



8.) Under the Buhari-led administration, Sesame seeds contributed N6.46billion to Agricultural product exports in the fourth quarter of 2016.

9) In the fourth quarter of 2016, Frozen shrimps and prawns chipped in N4.4billion to Agricultural product exports under PMB’s administration.

10) Under President Buhari administration in the fourth quarter of 2016, Flour and meals of soya beans contributed N2.59billion to agricultural product exports

11) Under President Buhari administration in the fourth quarter of 2016, cashew nuts in shell contributed N0.95billion to Agricultural product exports with the Buhari-led administration.

12) Crude palm kernel accounted for N0.62 billion of the total Agricultural exports under the President Buhari administration in the fourth quarter of 2016.

13) Under the President Buhari administration, the agricultural universities coordinating agency is being revitalized as stipulated in the enabling Act which will work closely with the Nigerian University Commission and development partners to re-focus the universities of agriculture in the country.



14) The Livelihood Improvement Family Enterprises (LIFE) programme was initiated by the Buhari Administration and it is aimed at bringing life back to rural communities through the empowerment of youth, women and other vulnerable groups across the country.

15) Livelihood Improvement Family Enterprises (LIFE) Programme initiated by the President Buhari administration is geared towards promoting community-based on-farm and off-farm business activities as a model for job and wealth creation amongst unemployed youth and women in rural and suburban households.

16) Livelihood Improvement Family Enterprises (LIFE) Programmes under President Buhari are expected to establish 150,000 cooperatives nationwide under commodity value chain groups.

17) Livelihood Improvement Family Enterprises (LIFE) programme under President Buhari will establish and operate up to 1,000 cottage industries in the country, and ultimately engage about 1,995,500 youth and 997,500 women for enhanced productivity.

18) Livelihood Improvement Family Enterprises (LIFE) programme under President Buhari would add about 5,965,000 metric tons of foods to the national food store.

19) Anchor Borrowers’ Programme is an intervention of the Buhari administration aimed at fast-tracking access of rural farmers to finance productivity.

20) The Anchor Borrowers Programme (ABP) of the Central Bank of Nigeria under the Buhari-led administration has made available N82billion in funding to 350,000 farmers of rice, wheat, maize, cotton, cassava, poultry, soybeans and groundnut; who have cultivated about 400,000 hectares of land.



21) The Buhari-led administration has made provision of agricultural credit for financing the production of rice, wheat, ginger, maize and soybeans in Kebbi, Niger, Kaduna, Kano, Enugu, Benue, Zamfara, Anambra and Kwara States.

22) The Anchor Borrower’s Programme (ABP) under Buhari’s administration has provided a quantum of money for dry season farming in 2015, wet season rice and wheat farming in 2016 and is currently supporting the 2016 dry season farming in many states.

23) The President Buhari administration has commenced the use of National Soil Map Data, with the promotion of the use of soil-specific fertilizer formulations and application in prescribed dosages based on soil types following the conduct of soil mapping/test to enhance agricultural production and productivity.

24) Under President Buhari administration a resurrected interest in agriculture has awakened among smallholder farmers.

25) Under the Buhari-led administration, Nigeria’s fertilizer market is growing.

26) The President Buhari administration has signed an agreement with the Government of Morocco for the supply of fertilizer raw materials on concessionary terms to boost local blending to facilitate making soil and crop-specific fertilizer blends available and accessible to smallholder Nigeria farmers.

27) The Ministry of Agriculture under President Buhari is facilitating the timely access of farmers to appropriate quality seeds.

28) The President Buhari administration has facilitated seed trading locally and internationally through the application of regionally agreed principles and rules.



29) The enabling environment for private investment in the seed industry has been created by the Buhari-led administration.

30) Under President Buhari, the National Irrigation Policy and Strategy has been developed and focuses on the need to overcome the irrigation challenges and put available irrigation facilities in the country into effective use.

31) The PMB Administration has assessed the status of infrastructure in all the 12 River Basin Development Authorities (RBDAs) hence, commenced immediate and effective use of the facilities for commercial farming.

32) Under President Buhari, the Bank of Agriculture (BOA) has been strengthened for improved delivery of services through consolidation and recapitalization in collaboration with the Bureau of Public Enterprises (BPE) to ensure loan disbursement at a single digit interest regime in the agricultural sector as obtainable in developed and emerging economies.

33) The President Buhari administration has approved the restructuring, re-capitalizing, and repositioning of the Bank of Agriculture (BOA).

34) The Buhari administration has secured the approval of a grant of $1.1 million from the African Development Bank (AfDB) for the restructuring of the Bank of Agriculture, aimed at staff training to strengthen service delivery.

35) The President Buhari administration has embarked on the re-validation of the claims of agro-dealers and input suppliers under 2014 wet and 2014/2015 dry seasons to ensure that genuine claims are paid by the government.

36) The President Buhari administration has facilitated the payment of the sum of N20 billion, as part of the debts owed agro-dealers while efforts are on to fully settle the outstanding liabilities.

37) The President Buhari administration has established a N50 billion mechanization fund to facilitate the second phase of Agricultural Equipment Hiring Enterprise (AEHE) to roll-out 6,000 tractors and 13,000 harvest and post-harvest equipment units across the country.

38) With the Buhari-led administration, Tractors and Implements were rolled out in Ilorin and Abuja on January 12, 2016, to support targeted commodity value chains.

39) The rising spate of hostilities and attendant insecurity arising from clashes between crop farmers and nomadic herdsmen has raised serious concern within the government. Accordingly, the PMB administration has commenced efforts towards the resolution of pastoralists-farmers conflicts through the provision of 55,000 hectares of land by 11 states as part of the 5,000 hectares each expected from the 19 northern states for the development of pasture/paddocks grazing reserves.

40) The Buhari administration has established 40 large-scale rice processing plants and 18 High-Quality Cassava Flour (HQCGF) plants with a stake commitment of China EXIM (85 percent) and Nigeria Bank of Industry (BoI) (15 percent) through concessional credit facilities of US$383,140,375.60 for the rice mills and US$143,722,202.40 for the HQCF Plants.

41) The President Buhari administration through the Ministry of Agriculture is embarking on a programme of distribution of rice mills, of ten tons per day capacity, 20 tons a day, 40 tons a day, 50 tons and a few 100 tons. Collectively between them, the capacity for rice milling will be close to 3,000 tons a day nationwide. That is expected to close the gap between paddy availability and mills to process it.

42) The President Buhari administration has established 10 large-scale rice processing plants and 6 High-Quality Cassava Flour plants to be owned and operated by the private sector and would be funded by the Special Rice Processing Intervention Fund and the WB Assisted Agricultural Development Policy Operation [AgDPO] Funds.

43) Through President Buhari administration, Real GDP in agriculture grew by 4.11 percent in the year 2016, and this growth rate was higher than that recorded in 2015 of 3.72 percent.

44) Under Buhari’s administration as captured by the National Bureau of Statistics (NBS), there was a continuing strong growth in Agriculture (especially Crop Production) in the Q4 of 2016.

45) Agriculture contributed 21.26 percent to nominal GDP in the Q4 of 2016 and the sector grew by 6.45 percent year-on-year under President Buhari administration.

46) In the Buhari-led administration, the contribution of Agriculture to overall GDP in real terms was 25.49 percent in the quarter under review, higher than its share of 24.18 percent in the corresponding quarter of 2015.

47) The Ministry of Agriculture under President Buhari administration also provided 2283 bags of industrial salt to hides and skin dealers in 12 targeted states.

48) The President Buhari administration placed a ban on rice importation and that has saved Nigeria an average of $5 Million daily.

49) The growing success story on agriculture in Buhari’s Administration has prompted more youths to commence full production in agriculture.

50) More than 7 million Nigerians are actively employed in agriculture under the Buhari Government’s diversification agenda and the Ministry of Agriculture is working to ensure that Agriculture will offer 20 million jobs in the nearest future.

51) Nigeria’s milled rice production has increased by about 60 percent, from 2.5 million MT in 2015, to 4 million MT in 2017 under the President Buhari administration.

52) The Buhari-led administration set up the Presidential Fertilizer Initiative (PFI) to deliver commercially significant quantities of affordable and high-quality fertilizer to the Nigerian farmer at the right time

53) The Presidential Fertilizer Initiative (PFI) under the President Buhari administration has resulted in the revitalization of 14 blending plants across the country, with a total installed capacity in excess of 2 million MT.

54) The Presidential Fertilizer Initiative (PFI) under the President Buhari administration has resulted in benefits which will include annual savings of US$200 million in foreign exchange, and N60 billion annually in budgetary provisions for Fertilizer subsidies.

55) Under President Buhari administration, the current cumulative in terms of IGR generated through Agriculture since the fall in the price of crude globally has placed agriculture as the best alternative for creating wealth and increasing our National Foreign Reserve to an all-time high.

56) Nigeria’s economy has since bounced back after the recession of 2015/2016 and has continued to grow back as the strongest stabilizing economy in Africa under Buhari-led administration.

57) Through the Buhari-led administration, agriculture is already ripe to be the next green oil and global gold the world has ever seen and the green-rush will lead all roads to Nigeria.

58) Buhari-led Administration has revived 11 moribund plants with a combined capacity of over two million metric tonnes.

59) In 2017 under the President Buhari administration, Presidential Fertilizer Initiative (PFI) delivered 10 million 50kg bags(500,000MT) of NPK 20:10:10 fertilizer at a price of N5,500 in time for the wet season which is down from the price of N9,000 per 50kg bag in 2016, a 40% reduction in price.

60) Under President Buhari administration there is a higher patronage for the country’s rail network due to movement of raw materials and finished goods.

61) Under President Buhari administration, the bag-making sector of the economy was boosted, with over 10million packaging bags produced exclusively for Presidential Fertilizer Initiative (PFI).

62) The Presidential Fertilizer Initiative (PFI) has been able to create 60,000 direct jobs and even a higher number of indirect jobs under the Buhari-led administration.

63) The Buhari-led administration has cut down on imports of agricultural products in order to enable self-sufficiency in food production and consumption.

64) Under President Buhari administration, The Green Alternative (TGA) was initiated, a major policy thrust to build an agri-business economy capable of delivering sustained prosperity by meeting domestic food security goals, generate exports, support sustainable income and job.”

MYND4, Lala,
https://www.concisenews.global/2018/10/11/presidency-release-list-buharis-achievement/

Tushkito:
You have spoken well mefor, the VP slot must be zoned the southeast, it must be done to give the region a sense of belonging. Those people pushing for southwest VP are not only myopic but also WICKED.

CilicMarin:
Exercise in futility!

If Hope Uzodinma is popular as he claims, why did he defect from the PDP to APC after Okorocha singlehandedly built APC from the scratch?


Why can't he try other parties in Imo State and ask for votes?

NaDemDayRushUs:
So a brother just got back from Wales after about 15 years upstate and it's kinda funny cause all those girls that used to never bother about me seem to be all cozy and nice now. I just don't get it, is it that Nigerian women don't like to hold a grinding nigg* down or they just so attractive to wealth ?


since I got back, na so Dem day rush me o... They keep stealing my digits from their friends phones

BrownChima212:
PMB is shy

chriskosherbal:
Same writer, same song, same singer, same podium.


God bless Nigeria.

bilms:
If i speak, Nigeria will boil says ANN Chairman, as he frowns on party hijackers and godfathers
https://mrrightsng..com/2018/10/ann-chairman-recounts-how-party-was.html

The National Chairman of Alliance for New Nigeria (ANN), Dr. Jay Osi-Samuels has narrated how the party was rescued from highjackers and godfathers, saying it was not an easy task dealing with political and so called spiritual godfathers.

" If i open my mouth and speak, Nigeria will boil'' he says.


In a speech he delivered at the party’s national convention in Abuja on Wednesday, he said the party which is ideologically different from others suddenly found itself in the hands of godfathers, some of whom had hidden under the banner of church spiritual fathers.

He further explained that forces of godfathers would have succeeded as a result of moles they planted in the party, but some genuine members within the fold stood up in defence of the party and its ideology.


“Some powerful forces were surreptitiously working to disintegrate the party, they planted moles into the party and they almost succeeded in hijacking the structure of the party.”

Dr. Osi-Samuels further said forces against the party began to malign his name when they could not succeed in disintegrating the party.

“My name has been maligned even to the highest political level in this country, but I’m not deterred,” he said.


He commended the party’s president aspirant, Gbenga Hashim-Olawepo for his contribution and for offering himself to contest the Presidential election in the party in 2019.

“There is a man that we have been talking since February and if you remove the persons, we will not have what we call Alliance for New Nigeria and that person is Olugbenga Olawepo Hashim.”

The Congress affirmed the sacking of the party’s former National Chairman, Emmanuel Daniel through a voice votes.

The affirmation was after Dr. Osi-Samuels dispelled rumours making the rounds that the ANN has been factionalized.

“I hate hearing people saying that ANN has been factionalized. There is no faction of ANN anywhere”, he insisted.

Talking about an aspirant of the party who claimed to be candidate, Dr Samuel said they can't reap,where they didn't sow.

"People who contributed nothing to the party when it needed them most cannot suddenly jump out from nowhere and claim to be candidate of the party " he said.

He commended Olawepo Hashim for his determination, as the 593 delegates endorsed him as presidential candidate of the ANN.

AutoElectNG:
What car are we talking about here so I will respond with facts and figures

Yambee:
Tinubu is a legend.

Hate him or like him. Tinubu is what every region wishes to have, and the elite fighting him are just jealous of the followership and respect this man commands.

He has said it, he is a party man and the party has spoken. When Ambode was busy offending the party people, he thought that as a Governor, he could use money to clear his way for a second term.

He got that wrong. He forgot that in Yoruba-land, respect for elders comes before money. A true son/daughter of the yoruba land, will not accept anything from you after you insult them.

The United States is not Nigeria. If Sanwo-Olu was arrested for using fake dollars, it will be in the public domain(mugshot.com) there are no big men in the US,and your crimes cannot be hidden. So Ambode goofed by telling that lie,which was far be beneath his person.

It is these antics of Ambode this last one week that has angered true Lagosians(me inclusive) that we have vowed to make him irrelevant forever.

By the end of this week,Ambode will be irrelevant in Epe,and his disloyalty might not make another Epe man be a Governor for a long time,as you just cant trust these Epe people.

gimmehear:
LAGOS GOVERNORSHIP PRIMARY ELECTION RESULTS.
Ward D2 ,Lagos Island.
Sanwoolu: 2280
Ambode: 0

Oshodi Afariogun Ward D2
Sanwo-Olu- 5,557
Ambode- 44

Paper slip holders are not allowed to vote in Ward F Ojokoro LCDA

The population of the paper slip holder is more than the plastic. What do we do about that.

Today in ward G1, Mushin Local Government, Mr Babajide Sanwo-Olu Scored 4265 votes while Mr Akinwunmi AMBODE scored 3 votes.
Election Concluded now

Ifako ijaiye Wrd B.
Sanwolu 523.

Ambode

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