₦airaland Forum

Mynd44:
Someone should please tell him he can't change the constitution with an executive order. He needs congress

9jvirgin:
Fani Kayode is one of the many problems we have in Nigeria, a loose canon devouring light skinned igbo girls since 1979

His voracious and dangerous appetite for igbo girls is a concern for all.

Victni:
From Gistvic.com

Nigerian Fashion stylist and celebrity blogger Toyin Lawani and also the CEO of Tiannah Empire Place shares semi nude photo as she advertise her stretch mark product.

See Photos:

Source: https://www.gistvic.com/2018/10/toyin-lawani-goes-semi-nude-for-ads-as.html

WEEDSDOM:
if you reply this wusslord again..YOU ARE A FOOOL.

leave him to wallow in misery and wussdom.

mind you I've tested harddon 's drill and to God who made me she said I'm strange like jeez where are you from?

but I let her go.

I tried it on another girl and she proclaimed love and I won and left her.

I'm currently using the drills on another lady and she is laughing nonstop. and said she can't wait to kiss me.

note: I've tried different drills tricks and tips but I rate harddon 88/100 now that's hot.
I rate the game by Neil Strauss 40/100.
why cos I've tried the tips and tricks and had less results.
because those tricks don't go well with naija Ladies.

if you don't believe me go and download read and practice test both drills and tricks and see.

back to the clown I quoted..don't reply him anymore his 15mins of fame is over.

brothers use these drills well and see the results flowing in.

emancipate yourself from mental and emotional slavery.

Biggaboi:

I'm no longer understanding all these. What's this Tiwa trying to prove with her recent posts? cos the way I'm seeing this it has gone beyond what the eye see. If they are now in a relationship she should come out and say so to end all speculation. Women are emotional beings. All that smooching in the fever video couldn't av been only an act for the camera. All these Stew this Stew na wash!

kollinzgee:
the truth is never live your life to impress women, learn not to fall for their mind games all women play subtle mind games .if they notice you don't give a fvck they will be the one seeking you out .there is this girl
a fresher in campus we started seeing each other all of a sudden she started snubbing me .I. just laughed I knew it was a test I snubbed her too .recently she saw me with one of my side chicks yesterday she saw how pretty and classy she was .to my surprise she came to visit me last night in my class where I was doing my assignment and started playing with me hmmm I smooched her like crazy but sex is not on my mind that night so I told her to go before security bust us learn to show women your value.
dont judge me am no womanizer I just know how to balance women and work because am not emotional.

kollinzgee:
niggas leave this old man alone lets keep moving low ranking males will still be low it does not matter their age . una dey fvck up for replying this man he will just take you back subconsciously .aren't you guys tired of all the emotional,financial and societal damage this women have caused everybody cannot be an alphamale.I was once a victim a fulltime maga ,a woman worshipper and yet I still got dumped and rejected.not until I changed my thought. over the years we have begged women to
change but to no avail are men born to suffer .plz answer me.

CastedGist:
Nigerian man addicted to sleeping with married women ciies out, says he's loosing control.

Read his post below...

News via Gistmore - http://gistmore.com/nigerian-man-addicted-sleeping-married-women-cries-photo

Tamarapetty:
Yeah BEDfriends indeed

olaboy1:
But it’s very easy for you to go through all the male complaints on this forum and see for yourself that Nigerian girls are not ready for that 50:50 you are talking about in a relationship that would most likely lead to marriage. So far it’s 90:10 rigged in the favor of the girls.

Are you saying it’s okay for these guys to continue to take this nonsense and hope for a magical behavioral fix in women. Hardon is here to change the status quo and help guys re-align the dating wheels. He has never posted anything on the borderline of disrespecting women.

You need to calm down.

TheTrueSeeker2:
The Senate has passed the Electoral Act Amendment Bill for third reading.

The passage followed the adoption of the report by the joint Senate and House of Representatives committee on the bill, which was presented the Chairman, Senate Committee on Independent National Electoral Commission, Senator Suleiman Nazif.



President Muhammadu, Buhari had withdrawn assent to the bill three times, raising various constitutional and drafting issues.

The committee had addressed the issues raised by the President in a harmonised, fourth version of the bill.

President of the Senate, Bukola Saraki, who said passage of the bill was “almost impossible,” expressed hope that the President would assent to the bill when transmitted by the National Assembly.

The House of Representatives has also scheduled third reading of the bill for today.

Details later…


https://punchng.com/breaking-at-last-senate-passes-electoral-act-amendment-bill/

presidency:
On the Voluntary Offshore Assets Regularization Scheme (“VOARS”)

Whereas the Constitution imposes a duty on every citizen to declare his/her income and assets fully and honestly to appropriate and lawful agencies and pay taxes promptly;

Whereas every taxable person is under obligation to voluntarily declare his/her income and assets from all sources including outside Nigeria, file annual tax returns and pay the tax due to the tax authority;

Aware that it is desirable to inculcate in all Nigerian citizens the ethics of responsibility to the nation, accountability, and honesty;

Aware that there are significant offshore assets of Nigeria origin that have not been declared to the relevant authorities, and that are also not tax compliant;

Aware that the Government(s) owe citizens the duty of ensuring security, welfare and development; and

Consequent upon the determination to provide an opportunity for taxpayers who are in default under all relevant Statutes to voluntarily declare their offshore assets and income and pay taxes due on them and in return obtain some benefits.

Now Therefore, Pursuant to the Authority Vested in me by the Constitution as the President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, I Hereby Order as Follows:

1. The Office of Attorney General of the Federation and Minister of Justice shall set up a Voluntary Offshore Assets Regularization Scheme in Switzerland (hereinafter referred to as “the Scheme”) for all categories of taxpayers who have defaulted in declaration of their offshore assets, payment of taxes due and collectible subject to the fulfillment of the terms and conditions as may be stipulated in this Order and other subsequent complementary regulations.

2. The Scheme shall provide a twelve (12) month period commencing from ……………day of……………… 2018 for taxpayers who are in default to declare their offshore assets and income from sources outside Nigeria relating to the preceding thirty (30) years of assessment.

3. The Scheme shall encourage and provide an opportunity for eligible taxpayers to:

a. regularize their offshore assets held anywhere in the world;
voluntarily elect to regularize their tax status for all the relevant years by paying to FGN a one-time levy of 35% of their offshore assets in lieu of all outstanding taxes, penalties and interest;

b. voluntarily elect to access the facility in Switzerland by paying the 2% facility access fees and submitting to compliance procedures required by Swiss authorities in order to obtain an Eligibility certificate to declare offshore assets through the Scheme;

c. establishes a Swiss nexus for their offshore assets held anywhere else in the world or its management in Switzerland or through its financial system and institutions in order to use the Scheme;

d. avoid and stop tax evasion; and

e. ensure full tax compliance on their residual offshore assets after accessing the Scheme by paying taxes to FGN on income earned thereon.

Eligibility to Participate

4. The Scheme is open to and targeted to all persons, entities and their intermediaries who are holding offshore assets and are in default of their tax liabilities in any way whatsoever, including those who:

a. are not already under investigation by law enforcement agencies in Nigeria or any other country and have not been charged with any crimes including theft of public funds or obtaining offshore assets through corrupt practices;

b. own offshore assets but are yet to declare them with the relevant authorities; such offshore assets by definition include:
liquid assets (bank balances), stocks and bonds held in portfolios, insurance policies, shares in listed or unlisted offshore companies, property assets and all manners of assets held directly or indirectly through corporate entities, trust structures and non-Nigerian resident companies and intermediaries;

c. earn income on offshore assets but are yet to declare such income to relevant tax authorities;

d. are registered taxpayers who have additional disclosures to make or need to amend prior disclosures; and/or are registered but have not been filing returns;

e. have not been fully declaring their taxable income and offshore assets;

f. have been underpaying or under remitting;

g. are under a process of tax audit or investigation with the relevant Tax Authority and/or engaged in a tax dispute with the relevant Tax Authority but are prepared to settle the tax dispute out of court;

h. have applied for and received FGN Special Clearance to access the Scheme; and

i. have been determined to be innocent after investigations or legal proceedings.

Requirements for Valid Declaration

5. In order for an offshore assets disclosure pursuant to the Scheme to be valid, the following requirements must be met:

a. the disclosure by the taxpayer should be made voluntarily;

b. the disclosure must be full, honest, complete and verifiable in all material respects;

c. the disclosure must be made through the Voluntary Offshore Assets Regularization Facility in Switzerland (VOARFS), the qualified intermediary of FGN rendering sovereign advisory services for this purpose;

d. the disclosure must be made in accordance with compliance procedures required by Swiss authorities through the processes established by the Voluntary Offshore Assets Regularization Facility in Switzerland (VOARFS) or in any other form or manner as may be prescribed by Regulations governing the Scheme; and

e. consent that a one-time levy of 35% of offshore assets will be paid to FGN in the manner prescribed by regulations governing the Scheme; and

f. consent that the assessments of future taxes payable will be carried out by the relevant Tax Authority on income earned on residual offshore assets.

Reliefs/Benefits

6. Any taxpayer who truthfully and voluntarily declares his/her offshore assets and income, complies with the regulations and guidelines governing the Scheme, pays to FGN a one-time levy of 35% on the total offshore assets and consents to tax compliance on the residual offshore assets shall obtain the following benefits:

a. permanent waiver of criminal prosecution for tax offences and offences related to the offshore assets, penalties and interests concerning such declared offshore assets;

b. immunity from tax audit of the declared and regularized offshore assets;

c. waiver of interest and penalties on the declared and regularized offshore assets;

d. receive from FGN an Offshore Assets Regularization Compliance Certificate on the declared and regularized offshore assets; and

e. be free to use or invest their duly regularized residual offshore assets in any manner in Nigeria or overseas, and be subject only to annual tax to FGN on the income earned on such residual offshore assets, provided however that the above mentioned reliefs are obtained only if the remission or waiver granted under the Regulations governing the Scheme shall not prejudicially affect or invalidate any court order or judgment already obtained in respect of any default in payment of tax for which interest and/or penalty have already accrued.

7. The benefits referred to in paragraph six (6) above are granted to any taxpayer in full compliance with the following conditions:

a. the taxpayer accesses and provides full co-operation to the voluntary offshore assets disclosure facility in Switzerland;

b. the taxpayer pays the prescribed 35% levy to FGN in accordance with procedures governing the Scheme; and

c. the taxpayer consents to tax compliance on the residual offshore assets and full co-operation with relevant Tax Authority in Nigeria concerning future taxes on income earned on such residual offshore assets;

Consequences of Failure to Comply

8. Failure of any defaulting taxpayer to truthfully and promptly take advantage of this Scheme shall at the expiration of the Scheme result in the following consequences:

a. investigation, charges and enforcement procedures concerning offshore assets held anywhere in the world pursuant to information now readily available through automatic exchange of information between Nigeria and foreign countries;

b. loss of right to plea bargain;

c. liability to pay in full, the principal sum due;

d. liability to pay 100% of all interest and penalties arising therefrom;

e. liability to be prosecuted in accordance with relevant existent laws for tax offences;

f. withdrawal of any reliefs, which may have been granted to the participant;

g. liability to undergo comprehensive tax audit; and

h. any sum paid in relation to the Scheme may be counted as part payment of any further outstanding tax in respect of undisclosed information.

Confidentiality of Information

9. All information provided by the taxpayer under the Scheme shall be treated with utmost confidentiality in accordance with the provisions of the relevant laws save where it is stated otherwise.

10. Any Nigerian official or persons duly authorized to receive information under the Scheme who breaches the confidentiality of information received or exchanged under the Scheme in breach of relevant laws shall be liable to prosecution.

General

11. This Executive Order is valid only for the period in which the Scheme shall subsist, and relates to only persons who have voluntarily declared their offshore assets and income for the purpose of regularizing their offshore assets and ascertaining their outstanding tax liability.

Any rights and status properly acquired by any participating taxpayer pursuant to the Scheme shall vest to the benefit of the taxpayer to the extent provided for by law.

12. This Executive Order shall be read in conjunction with all extant Tax Laws, Regulations and Guidelines as well as those that may be issued pursuant to the Scheme.

13. This Executive Order shall take effect from the …………day of……………………….2018.

Dated: This day of 2018.
Muhammadu Buhari.

Kingdante:
Why are you like this? You took your time typed a long ass msg to cast another man .......

Wetin u choose to gain? Abu u too want the oyibo girl? She ask you simple question you begin tell her Tinz wen go likely wan make her breakup ...... not even for once did you think or feel every body no b d same? Wat if this guy truly want this oyibo lady and you just successful break the home, depriving the young child of a fatherly presence while growing up........

Bros welcome, God no ho spoil your own oo

IamD18:
She's doing the expected by being naive and clingy because you are her first man. Any blunt attempt to caution her will leave her feelings hurt and make it look like you changed after getting down with her.

Believe me when I tell you that you'll be disturbed when she start making you less important by giving zero fvcks about your attention and existence in her life.

My advice is; GET HER BUSY.

An idle man thinks of easy and illegal ways to make money, while an idle woman thinks about LOVE.

BENZINA:
Tell me why this man should not be President if he continues this way?

Generalkaycee:
The internet never forgets

HigherEd:
He is a minister of the Gospel who eats of the proceeds of the Vineyard; An heralder of the Prosperity Mandate - A Bishop of Bishops.

Anyone who is not interested in prosperity is always free to choose poverty. Also, there are many annointed poverty preaching churches. I can always recommend one or two for you...

Bolubaba:
Don't worry when the time is right you will see the doctors that refuses to listen being disgraced because i'll be among those witch hunting them.

Bolubaba:
Who's license is the new owner going to use if i may ask? The next is to do is stop them from being medical directors as well because they lack the managmentaril skills. That's why you will see sticks used as drip stand.

Bethor:
Very, very good..!!
They would learn to concentrate on their work now...they either choose to work for the government or go and establish their own...simple..!!
No public doctor should be allowed to be using government resources to finance their own private entity..
Thumps up for the president if this is true..!!!

Peace..!!!

Tamarapetty:
Why did u use that emoji to cover the folds in your tummy??

nairalandbuzz:
There you go again... how old are you?

Erums:
Picking him up is no big deal... One thing is for sure, as a nigerian leaves this country to America, he sure and gradually puts away local mentality i which these reactors are trying to let you see.. Im glad you could say you man is a great guy... Some stupid folks are out here trying to tell u he's using you for gains... All of una dey craze... Nigerians sabotaging each other from the days of obasanjo ... Nobsense

yvelchstores:
My sincere thoughts. I don't know what part of Nigeria your bf is from but if he was asking if you were cut, in hopes that you were, then sorry to tell you, he is from the most uncivilized parts of Nigeria. If you walk the streets of Nigeria and stop 100 men, asking them about female circumcision, chances are, only less than 10% will support such nonsense.

About the food, Nigerians generally assume that if they are under your roof and you are cooking, they are included but the enlightened ones know that a drink can do. I personally don't feel compelled to offer my guest food, I can give u a drink,some snacks. if you are not satisfied, go home and make yourself some.

About the barging in thing, I can't help but ask how old these folks are. Common sense is suppose to guide a grown up.

Conclusion, the cultural differences is huge, maybe you might want to really think about the future of this relationship of urs simply because I don't know why he is sending u to the airport to pick his friend up. Typical for Nigerians that date foreign women in the bid to use them to their own selfish gains.

His friend could have boarded a taxi to the apartment. I am just thinking, a man in Nigeria will not send his wife to pick up someone from the airport except his immediate family members.

I don't want u dating a jerk thinking that's how Nigerians are cos we are better than that.

nairalandbuzz:
Welcome to Nigeria.

Let me reply each paragraph as I read...

Firstly, your food is my food. In as much as we are relatives, I can dash in anytime and enter your kitchen to eat and most conducive if I see the wife cooking... That has been the status quo in Nigeria but in recent times and with the intervention of dramatic housewives, things are now evolving like informing me if you are having guests and all... You just have to let him understand that.

Thank God you are cooking simply means please I hope mine is inclusive and if not, kindly add my slot ... We like food... It's a curse and we are happy to live by it.

In Nigeria, you just kukuma lock the doors... You don't know what might go wrong at any time...

The thing about female genital mutation is that Nigerians believe any lady that skipped it wont stay faithful to one d!ck. *winks

At the end of it all, just try make him understand... Set some rules... And make him abide by them

pocohantas:
You mean there are girls that still tell such?

When will these girls learn that most guys do not love to hear the truth. They don't wanna know you better, they wanna judge you better. Even if you say you are a V, he won't rest till he pokes his head inside there.

I personally do not make any effort to come off as a good girl. Not when I know there is this part of their brain wired to doubt every and come up with conjectures.

The last time a guy asked me a question like that, I told him I have lost count and watched him choke on his saliva. I refused to shift gaze, just kept watching him struggle to act unperturbed

BurningBlade:
people have lived in Sokoto for more than 30 years and still don't own a house there. Even though they can afford one.

A house and a home allude to having a structure put in place which usually involve a building of residence where one live with family members.

Hope you know the difference, now?

BurningBlade:
This Reno Omokri like speaking from both side of his mouth, what nonsense!

I bet Reno Omokri missed the part where Peter Obi said the only place he has a home is Onitsha.

I'll keep saying it that the worse mistake nigerians will ever make, is to vote back PDP into ASO ROCK.

Ugosample:
Well you are right, not always true

Of course they are racists from everywhere, but the opportunities to succeed abound in the west

How come Indians, Iranians, Arabs and people from elsewhere come to the west with nothing, and in 40 years, they are running successful businesses IN the west that rivals the one already established.
Mo Ibrahim, Sadi Khan, Patrick Bet David, the owners of E bay, Alexander Amosu, Bhatia, etc came from elsewhere and they are doing JUST fine


And that is so because of the opportunities that exists.

I think we as Africans need to learn from the Asian sub ethnic group, to know how they did it etc.
That COULD help us be very productive every where you find yourself (even in Nigeria)



Lastly as I have noticed in Nigeria and in some other African countries, coming from the "wrong" part of Nigeria or that country is even much worse than suffering racism, becauae it's your country men discriminating and making life difficult for you.

I am from the wrong part of Nigeria "Igbo" and despite all the success my family and indeed many other Igbo families have achieved both at the East and nationwide, you are still seem as a "Igbo man"

Many people from other ethnic groups (especially some Yoruba) hate you for no good reason, and hopes some thing terrible happens to you and your business so that you will be in the ground.

Many Nigerians will not vote an Igbo man to office because he is just Igbo, not because he is unqualified.

Some back then in Lagos even dream that one day Igbos will be Chased out of Lagos and the businesses and properties will be redistributed to the "omoluabis" (I heard this ridiculous statement first hand)

So after being treated like that, you really think it's "racial discrimination" that would deter him in the West?

GreatDIM:
Well said Ugosample.....

travelland I get your fears, but let me tell you something, when you're a valuable addition to any economy, you won't be denied opportunities cos you are too valuable to be ignored.

I stated previously about a friend who's a network engineer here that got a job in Amsterdam, the head of their IT department was surprised that a 23 year old, Nigerian for that matter would be well versed in Networking. For those who know about network engineering, he has two CCNP certificates (R&S, Collaboration) and is going for his CCIE exam later this year. He had to do a video interview twice because his portfolio seemed just too good to be true.

You should also be aware that Goldman sachs completed it's recruitment in Nigeria in about March and the succesful candidates, two amongst which I know personally, are to be given work permit to work in UK. So it's obvious that there's a demand for HIGHLY skilled labour, once you have valuable skills regardless of your skin colour, there is demand for your services in developed countries.

Bholutife18:
When you're (sowumi) are supporting the truth, no one can defeat you!

Kenyamo tried, it isn't easy to support lies darkness and bigotry... You'd easily get turned down.

Lie mohammed would've done worse.