₦airaland Forum

funmisticqueen:
and 50:50 sex too, dont forget that. In that case 50:50 commitment and 50:50 loyalty.so she is free to get a sugar daddy or two to get the remaining 50%.

Imagine the way u are thinking. Thank God Ur thought doesn't reflect those of all women. The 50:50 means each partner brings in 50% to make a 100.

If she goes out to look for a sugar daddy in a relationship then the terms of the relationship has to be reassessed. Remember the man owes her nothing. He doesn't have to give her monetary gifts or finance her excesses. The fact he is her boyfriend doesn't make him her bank.
So if she looks for sugar daddy while in a relationship then the man is free to look for sugar mummy or if he is comfortable free to sleep around. It's that simple.

If then it's not a relationship but a partnership based on sex and materials needs then the terms of such a relationship has to be reached, a contract drawn and signed in the presence of witnesses. This particular type is actually my favourite cos it calls for no form of commitment, not Val or Christmas gifts and no relationship drama. Just plain and simple physical commitment in exchange for material gains.

I have a friend who placed his present bootycall on such a scale and they understand themselves well now. But before this they were dating, doing stupid boyfriend/girlfriend in a rocky relationship, always fighting and breaking up.

After I advised him to propose this type of understanding to her, he did and placed her on 200T monthly. They understand themselves now. Though the contract he had a lawyer draw up for them has a clause that if she cheats and if caught the contract is broken. I asked him why he wanted that clause there, he said he was financing her life and didn't want another guy enjoying his sweat. Anyways his problem not mine.

funmisticqueen:
dear ladies, this is why you must employ pay before service on every man who has expressed romantic interest. Let him prove his commitment by investing in the relationship and not with empty promises, poortential or simple errands . At least even if he is of the chop and clean mouth ministries, you wont be on the losing side.

Secondly broke men get no cookie ever. it is better he thinks you are a virgin or you are high maintenance than to fvck you for free.

But why must sex be related to financial commitment in a relationship?
If it's a sex partnership then I can understand.
But when u day relationship, sorry it must be 50:50 finance as well as 50:50 emotions. Not one person trying to steal from the other.

henritinecy:
So I started dating this girl about this time last year. Things were rosy because I just came back to the country and I was having much money with me. I tried my best to give her what she wants. As times goes on, earlier on this year, we had a little misunderstanding and I initiated a breakup. Of a truth, the issue was minor and didn’t warrant a breakup. She sent my friends to beg me. We kept on going. Along the line, things became rough for me and suddenly, her respect for me started reducing. She hardly create time for us. She is currently in school in another state while I am in Lagos. At this point, we usually breakup up and come back. They were minor things though but sometimes we don’t talk for a while. The last time it happened, she said if we ever break up again, we are never coming back together. And then, When things started going wrong with me financially, she advised to leave the country that it will better me as well as her. But I declined. Gradually , our seeing time reduced. Sometimes she will be in Lagos and we will see just once or twice and she usually tell me that she is busy that’s why it’s like this.

Fast forward to last month. Her elder sister has a wedding and we needed to travel together. So we used my car. Half way into the journey my car engine knocked. The car had to be towed to Lagos while we continued our journey. She even provided part of te money we used in towing the car back to Lagos as well as paying the rest of the fare till we got to our destination. Meanwhile, She was talking to different guys on the phone though the conversations were not related to us but I felt this jealousy in me. While on the journey I asked her if there was someone else and she said no. I asked her to give me her phone and she did without arguing and even opened it. Then I returned it back to her without going through it. Then I asked her what I can do at this point. Cuz now there is no finance from anywhere coming in. As a matter of fact, I was using that particular car for Taxify and now the engine is down. She said she had told me before but I didn’t listen and that I should leave the country and things will be better for me again. I said okay am going to do it this time. So my mind was to come back to Lagos after the wedding and I sell it off. She was even crying while telling me.

On the day of the marriage I took another car from home and helped with the things I could. Taking her and her friends to and fro with respect to the wedding. The day after the wedding, she called me to come pick her from the hotel her friends that came for the wedding were lodging. I got there and we started taking things to the car I brought from the rooms her friends lodged. On our way to the car, a man stopped her and she was having a conversation with the man. And the man was laughing with her and even exchanging contact. This is a man in the 40s. At this point I was furious but I kept quiet. When she was done she came to the car and we set off for her house. She saw in me that I was angry. She then asked me what was wrong and I told her my mood has changed. She asked me to go drop her at the hotel and that when my mood is back on, I should come pick her. I then tuned back, and she came down. Cuz of the love I have for her, I didn’t want this to degenerate to something else. I came down I told her the act was wrong. She then told me if it’s wrong for her to talk to people and meet people because she is dating me. I said it’s not wrong but me being there, it’s disrespectful and besides there are ways she can tell me to excuse her in order to show that she is concerned about me. She then replied and said am speaking English. I felt so back with that statement. I just dropped her stuffs and drove back home.

When I got home, I sent her a long message on Instagram telling her that I cannot continue in this relationship. That I need my respect back and making money is the only value that will bring my respect back. She replied with just thanks. 3 days later, I couldn’t continue a life without her. I called her in the morning. At this point , she has blocked me from communicating with her on Instagram. I asked her to forgive me for what I said and that I was just frustrated with the way things ain’t going well with me, coupled with my car and finances. She told me that she cannot date me again and has moved on. I thought it was a joke. I kept on begging but she has made up her mind.

Last week, I started talking to her with a random account on Instagram and posed like someone that is interested in her and has feelings for her. I also told her that I am not in the country at the moment and will be back next month. For 5 consecutive days we were talking. She even initiated a video call and I declined. Then I asked her about her relationship and she said it’s complicated. That she hasn’t heard from the guy in 2 weeks. And explained all that happened to him. She revealed so many things to me via that conversation. Then I now called her with my number. She then knew I was the one. I started pleading with her again , telling her that I am sorry. She said she has moved on. That the only language she understands now is money which I cannot offer her. That she is tired of this love thing. That if I beg from now till forever , she is not interested. That I should go and make money. That she needs someone that can pay her bills and that the only thing she can do for me is being friends with me. Of a truth she needs money to pay her school fees plus accommodation fee in school which is upward from N300,000 and I cannot provide that now. So she said she needs someone that can be giving her money and that she has suffered enough; But dating me, she can never do that again.

I love this girl and it’s hard to let go. Maybe with time, I will. But how do I let go of what I feel for her and how can I move ahead at this point? Yes she has motivated me to go make money and be a better person. But it hurts me so bad that after making this money, some other lady will be the one spending the rest of my life with me. Yes I bleeped up by not listening to her when she first asked me to leave the country. And I bleeped up by initiating a breakup due to my frustration. But my heart lies with her and hopefully with time, I will heal and make enough money that this experience will be a thing that will make me smile when I look back and think about it.

Please anyone that has gotten over someone you have been so much emotionally attached to, I need your help towards getting over her because right now, the whole experience is killing me.

Thank You

All this epistle, the only thing I understood is money money money. Travel out travel out.
When a relationship becomes toxic, it's best to walk out.
U missed a bullet

Holysucker:
Guy to be honest na u loose.

Talking abt sex u both enjoyed it...ur hard earned cash is gone just like dat,(even thou is noting to u like u said)..but trust me she had notin to loose..just dat women can't stand d thought of not having d last laugh..

the only tin I commend u on is ending d relafvckship like a man without compromising...I luv dat guts..

That's why I don't understand why other guys are hailing him. The lady was a cheap slut, no mistakes about it. She deserved worse then again what's done is done

seunmsg:
Propaganda or not, APC has done far more than any previous government to bring the second Niger bridge to reality. PDP ruled for 16 year and failed to build the bridge or even award the contract. Jonathan gathered all the who is who in Ibo land to the project site and commissioned the prototype without having a contract in place for the actual construction. Now that the contract for the construction is in place and serious work is ongoing, you should at least shut up if you can't compliment the government that is committed to building the bridge.

Committed is another word, not what u are looking for.
Government is a continuous process so no one government takes the credit. Pld let's leave sentiments out

WinningEleven:
hmmm...
That's true. But it doesn't work all the time

Have been in many relationship and Nr 1 always worked then.

After I got married, i never had to try Nr 2 and 3 till recently and it worked.
I mean I can't know how other ladies will react but if u have a good relationship with Ur spouse. It works everytime cos have given same advice to all my married friends and they all attest it works like magic.
I think the catch there is that u guys have to really have a thing before the quarrels for it to work.

WinningEleven:
hmmm...
That's true. But it doesn't work all the time

Have been in many relationship and Nr 1 always worked then.

After I got married, i never had to try Nr 2 and 3 till recently and it worked.
I mean I can't know how another ladies will react but if u have a good relationship with Ur spouse. It works everytime cos have given same advice to all my married friends and they all attest it works like magic.
I think the catch there is that u guys have to really have a thing before the quarrels for it to work.

WinningEleven:
If you are unmarried, store this as info to use when you do get married. For the married, please share with your spouse.



MANY sisters have boasted in my presence of how often they have had to 'lock shop' early, or how they lock shop for weeks, sometimes months, in order to teach hubby a lesson or just to spite him. These sisters are of the impression that they can do as they please, because they have the shop keys. As a result, they lock shop for every little thing, without giving consideration to the 'shopper'.



There are exceptions to every rule, and opinions will sometimes differ. However, where shop-locking is concerned, my philosophy is that shop should remain open at all times. I agree that teeth and tongue will meet, but shop-locking should never be used as a weapon or tool in conflict resolution. Couples should find suitable ways to solve problems.



It is a fact that not all 'shops' have a common closing time. As a matter of fact when one shop door closes, another is usually right around the corner with a big neon sign that blinks 'OPEN FOR BUSINESS'. Be wary of shops that are open late! The goods they stock are usually illegal, contaminated or expired. Ladies, if you or hubby should get sick or go to an early grave, let it not be due to consumption of tainted goods from another woman's shop.



Shop-locking adds fuel to fire in most cases. Women should never be fooled into believing that by putting up a 'CLOSED' sign on the shop door they are on their way to problem solving. Women, a hungry man will not allow himself to starve to death. Some will stop at nothing in their quest to satisfy their seemingly insatiable hunger. They will accept anything, whether hot and spicy or cold and icy. Some men will eat food not for taste, but for mere survival. They eat to live, to satisfy a need. That, my friends, is the nature of man.



When shop locks, who suffers more? In reality isn't it the shopkeeper more than the shopper? Sisters, please, I implore you, learn from the immigrants who come and set up shop on our soil, and keep shop open. Stop closing shop for every little thing. Open shop in shop seasons. Open shop on holidays. Open shop late at nights. Open shop during storm and hurricane. Open shop when shop should be open.



Even the well-bred man who eats out and scrupulously cleans his hands and mouth will bring home even a morsel from his street meal. Visualise what could happen when shop reopens for business as usual and some of his contaminated crumbs fall onto your plate. Imagine that you would have contributed to this scenario by locking shop. Always leave your shop open to your man. A word to the wise is sufficient!

It's all about orientation and how the lady is brought up.
Also depends on if the shopper in this case has convinced the shop owner that he can't get goods elsewhere then begins the effrontery.
That kind of effrontery can only be combated the same way it was started.

1) She locks shop, u give her bedroom Sharia.

2) She throw away the key, u give her generalized Sharia (including Sharia on Ur credit cards and bank accounts). Ofcos u continue Ur responsibilities to Ur kids if u have them.

3) She begins to hyp about it, u give her total Sharia (including malice, not eating her food among other things). U cap it up with always being around to play with Ur kids, take them out, buy Ur kids things be a wonderful dad and all.
But on her level, just give her silent treatment, zero attention.

NB: never raise Ur hands on her, never but Ur silent treatment will definitely win u the honey pot.

Na leverage games and the first person to blink looses.
Just be there to collect Ur price once she comes to apologize and don't be an asshole about it.

4) None of this works then u don't have a relationship with Ur spouse and that means no form of leverage. Means u have a lot of work to do.

sarrki:
This is craziness on the part of Nigeria journalism

It’s real shame what our media houses have turned to in the name of religion and politics

Does this Ur comment debunk the story? No.....
Pls try again

Ovamboland:
This is a perfect example of the failure of our educational system. Of all forgoing discussion you still remain stubbornly at this stage.

The answer has already been given. Don't blow a gasket cos u want to be rude. Walk away

Shybae:
Ouch! She never considered you her boyfriend.

Lol, one was calling me assistant boyfriend. Na there I Sabi say that's d end

mailtimi:
A Nigerian guy who witnessed what happened to a guy whilst in hold up in Lagos, has shared what transpired between the guy, his supposed lover and another guy.

Talking to his friend on Whatsapp, he shared the incident, which has since gone viral. He claimed that while he and some other passengers boarded a bus and were going to their destination, whilst caught up in hold up, he heard the guy next to him scream!

On hearing this, all passengers scared of course, the guy peeped outside the bus and screamed at the driver of a Benz, asking him to wind down the window of his car. Lo and behold, he saw what he never had bargained for that morning.

He saw his girlfriend romantically seating in front of the passenger’s seat of the Benz; a girl who lied to him she was in NYSC camp. A girl he had cuffed out N100k for few days earlier. Upon screaming and telling his story to everyone who had a listening ear, the driver of the Benz (the girl’s lover) felt bad and embarrassed.

Read the chat here: https://naijalog.com/guy-catches-his-gf-inside-anothr-guys-benz-after-she-lied-she-was-in-nysc-camp/

The Benz guy with just still take the babe to the nearest Chalet and finish up the needful

StOla:
Please you are educated enough to know that if you go to your old school over 50yrs later to secure a lost document that now requires a passport picture, you would supply a picture of your current self.

Same applies to the recently issued WAEC attestation with a recent picture.

Gosh! It is not rocket science.

Well said and no need for the arrogance. Anyways u could have added the date of issuance of 2015, I saw that later.

StOla:
The below documents and any certificates for the 1961 WASC exams, are all derivative from the Cambridge result master sheet already posted above.

The scores remain the same. The failures remain the same. The registration remains the same.

The results the Army secretary released as contained on Buhari's Army forms, when it claimed the certificate was nowhere to be found, tallies with the result from the Cambridge Master Sheet.

While u are at it, pls explain why the pictures are of an older version of the same person?

rusher14:
E pain IPOB.

I doubt they care

Kseafresh:
Nawa oo see Maga

Nothing wrong with being nice to someone but not when the fool starts thinking it's her right

TheShopKeeper:
Sir, it's been 22 months since Trump's presidency ordinary Obamacare, the Republicans in Congress couldn't change or amend a large portion, now you think it is feasible for the 14th amendment in the constitition to be changed within 18 months...it doesn't work like that...

Well I did say minimum and the 18 the amendment is just one of those things the repubs have wanted altered a long time.
Time will tell. What I wrote is just a sum up, it doesn't have to happen exactly that way but I bet he will have this controversy eclipse the re-election.

Mynd44:
Someone should please tell him he can't change the constitution with an executive order. He needs congress

Bros but that's actually the point.
I believe if he doesn't know, his handlers must have told him. He may be an idiot but many of his handlers are quite bright.

1) So first point of action I think he will do is to set the ball rolling by executive order.
2) All hell breaks loose and many go to court.
3) Courts can't decide so they throw it back to legislative
4) Gbam, 14 th amendment becomes shaky. Cos repubs have majority, it's changed.
5) Executive order becomes an act of legislature and law.

NB: It will take them minimum 18 months to accomplish. It's probably what they have wanted all along cos am sure they know they won't be voted back.

9jvirgin:
Fani Kayode is one of the many problems we have in Nigeria, a loose canon devouring light skinned igbo girls since 1979

His voracious and dangerous appetite for igbo girls is a concern for all.

Lol, sometimes if such a loose cannon can be checkmated. He/she could prove useful in making Ur opponent uncomfortable

Victni:
From Gistvic.com

Nigerian Fashion stylist and celebrity blogger Toyin Lawani and also the CEO of Tiannah Empire Place shares semi nude photo as she advertise her stretch mark product.

See Photos:

Source: https://www.gistvic.com/2018/10/toyin-lawani-goes-semi-nude-for-ads-as.html

Deceiving people. Is the stretch marks supposed to be on her back or elsewhere? And idiots will fall for the shit.

WEEDSDOM:
if you reply this wusslord again..YOU ARE A FOOOL.

leave him to wallow in misery and wussdom.

mind you I've tested harddon 's drill and to God who made me she said I'm strange like jeez where are you from?

but I let her go.

I tried it on another girl and she proclaimed love and I won and left her.

I'm currently using the drills on another lady and she is laughing nonstop. and said she can't wait to kiss me.

note: I've tried different drills tricks and tips but I rate harddon 88/100 now that's hot.
I rate the game by Neil Strauss 40/100.
why cos I've tried the tips and tricks and had less results.
because those tricks don't go well with naija Ladies.

if you don't believe me go and download read and practice test both drills and tricks and see.

back to the clown I quoted..don't reply him anymore his 15mins of fame is over.

brothers use these drills well and see the results flowing in.

emancipate yourself from mental and emotional slavery.

U are really ignorant. Lol, mental slavery. Anyone is allowed to use what works for them as long as I respect the other person now Run along and go and play.

Biggaboi:

I'm no longer understanding all these. What's this Tiwa trying to prove with her recent posts? cos the way I'm seeing this it has gone beyond what the eye see. If they are now in a relationship she should come out and say so to end all speculation. Women are emotional beings. All that smooching in the fever video couldn't av been only an act for the camera. All these Stew this Stew na wash!

She is messing with Ur head bro.
Dem Don come nairaland see posts, see say people not buying that shit so they go for the assault

kollinzgee:
the truth is never live your life to impress women, learn not to fall for their mind games all women play subtle mind games .if they notice you don't give a fvck they will be the one seeking you out .there is this girl
a fresher in campus we started seeing each other all of a sudden she started snubbing me .I. just laughed I knew it was a test I snubbed her too .recently she saw me with one of my side chicks yesterday she saw how pretty and classy she was .to my surprise she came to visit me last night in my class where I was doing my assignment and started playing with me hmmm I smooched her like crazy but sex is not on my mind that night so I told her to go before security bust us learn to show women your value.
dont judge me am no womanizer I just know how to balance women and work because am not emotional.

U would be surprised but I do agree with these Ur statements but with some refinement u could really be a star among Ur peers.
Then again u guys are children and have little idea about what makes a woman tick in general.
When u find that out u will know all this ranting is full of shit.
Cheers

kollinzgee:
niggas leave this old man alone lets keep moving low ranking males will still be low it does not matter their age . una dey fvck up for replying this man he will just take you back subconsciously .aren't you guys tired of all the emotional,financial and societal damage this women have caused everybody cannot be an alphamale.I was once a victim a fulltime maga ,a woman worshipper and yet I still got dumped and rejected.not until I changed my thought. over the years we have begged women to
change but to no avail are men born to suffer .plz answer me.

Lol, if u are an alpha male then such males have suffered.
Child, Go and get a job first and feed urself b4 u come here and talk of being an alpha male.

CastedGist:
Nigerian man addicted to sleeping with married women ciies out, says he's loosing control.

Read his post below...

News via Gistmore - http://gistmore.com/nigerian-man-addicted-sleeping-married-women-cries-photo

Story, which married woman will open her nyash for this one unless she no get enough to tempt her at home.

Tamarapetty:
Yeah BEDfriends indeed

They are feeding d controversy to sell the video. Na wah for una

Lol, she told him d truth really.

olaboy1:
But it’s very easy for you to go through all the male complaints on this forum and see for yourself that Nigerian girls are not ready for that 50:50 you are talking about in a relationship that would most likely lead to marriage. So far it’s 90:10 rigged in the favor of the girls.

Are you saying it’s okay for these guys to continue to take this nonsense and hope for a magical behavioral fix in women. Hardon is here to change the status quo and help guys re-align the dating wheels. He has never posted anything on the borderline of disrespecting women.

You need to calm down.

But he has, start the forum from the beginning it's there to see.
The disrespect he preaches is almost insane but then I are an adult and can decide for urself. As it is, that's my opinion based on what I saw.
Anyways it's irrelevant what he preaches cos people will do what they choose, just like it's irrelevant what my opinion is.

TheTrueSeeker2:
The Senate has passed the Electoral Act Amendment Bill for third reading.

The passage followed the adoption of the report by the joint Senate and House of Representatives committee on the bill, which was presented the Chairman, Senate Committee on Independent National Electoral Commission, Senator Suleiman Nazif.



President Muhammadu, Buhari had withdrawn assent to the bill three times, raising various constitutional and drafting issues.

The committee had addressed the issues raised by the President in a harmonised, fourth version of the bill.

President of the Senate, Bukola Saraki, who said passage of the bill was “almost impossible,” expressed hope that the President would assent to the bill when transmitted by the National Assembly.

The House of Representatives has also scheduled third reading of the bill for today.

Details later…


https://punchng.com/breaking-at-last-senate-passes-electoral-act-amendment-bill/

I thought by the 3rd reading the bill is law whether Buhari signs or not as was in the case with OBJ

presidency:
On the Voluntary Offshore Assets Regularization Scheme (“VOARS”)

Whereas the Constitution imposes a duty on every citizen to declare his/her income and assets fully and honestly to appropriate and lawful agencies and pay taxes promptly;

Whereas every taxable person is under obligation to voluntarily declare his/her income and assets from all sources including outside Nigeria, file annual tax returns and pay the tax due to the tax authority;

Aware that it is desirable to inculcate in all Nigerian citizens the ethics of responsibility to the nation, accountability, and honesty;

Aware that there are significant offshore assets of Nigeria origin that have not been declared to the relevant authorities, and that are also not tax compliant;

Aware that the Government(s) owe citizens the duty of ensuring security, welfare and development; and

Consequent upon the determination to provide an opportunity for taxpayers who are in default under all relevant Statutes to voluntarily declare their offshore assets and income and pay taxes due on them and in return obtain some benefits.

Now Therefore, Pursuant to the Authority Vested in me by the Constitution as the President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, I Hereby Order as Follows:

1. The Office of Attorney General of the Federation and Minister of Justice shall set up a Voluntary Offshore Assets Regularization Scheme in Switzerland (hereinafter referred to as “the Scheme”) for all categories of taxpayers who have defaulted in declaration of their offshore assets, payment of taxes due and collectible subject to the fulfillment of the terms and conditions as may be stipulated in this Order and other subsequent complementary regulations.

2. The Scheme shall provide a twelve (12) month period commencing from ……………day of……………… 2018 for taxpayers who are in default to declare their offshore assets and income from sources outside Nigeria relating to the preceding thirty (30) years of assessment.

3. The Scheme shall encourage and provide an opportunity for eligible taxpayers to:

a. regularize their offshore assets held anywhere in the world;
voluntarily elect to regularize their tax status for all the relevant years by paying to FGN a one-time levy of 35% of their offshore assets in lieu of all outstanding taxes, penalties and interest;

b. voluntarily elect to access the facility in Switzerland by paying the 2% facility access fees and submitting to compliance procedures required by Swiss authorities in order to obtain an Eligibility certificate to declare offshore assets through the Scheme;

c. establishes a Swiss nexus for their offshore assets held anywhere else in the world or its management in Switzerland or through its financial system and institutions in order to use the Scheme;

d. avoid and stop tax evasion; and

e. ensure full tax compliance on their residual offshore assets after accessing the Scheme by paying taxes to FGN on income earned thereon.

Eligibility to Participate

4. The Scheme is open to and targeted to all persons, entities and their intermediaries who are holding offshore assets and are in default of their tax liabilities in any way whatsoever, including those who:

a. are not already under investigation by law enforcement agencies in Nigeria or any other country and have not been charged with any crimes including theft of public funds or obtaining offshore assets through corrupt practices;

b. own offshore assets but are yet to declare them with the relevant authorities; such offshore assets by definition include:
liquid assets (bank balances), stocks and bonds held in portfolios, insurance policies, shares in listed or unlisted offshore companies, property assets and all manners of assets held directly or indirectly through corporate entities, trust structures and non-Nigerian resident companies and intermediaries;

c. earn income on offshore assets but are yet to declare such income to relevant tax authorities;

d. are registered taxpayers who have additional disclosures to make or need to amend prior disclosures; and/or are registered but have not been filing returns;

e. have not been fully declaring their taxable income and offshore assets;

f. have been underpaying or under remitting;

g. are under a process of tax audit or investigation with the relevant Tax Authority and/or engaged in a tax dispute with the relevant Tax Authority but are prepared to settle the tax dispute out of court;

h. have applied for and received FGN Special Clearance to access the Scheme; and

i. have been determined to be innocent after investigations or legal proceedings.

Requirements for Valid Declaration

5. In order for an offshore assets disclosure pursuant to the Scheme to be valid, the following requirements must be met:

a. the disclosure by the taxpayer should be made voluntarily;

b. the disclosure must be full, honest, complete and verifiable in all material respects;

c. the disclosure must be made through the Voluntary Offshore Assets Regularization Facility in Switzerland (VOARFS), the qualified intermediary of FGN rendering sovereign advisory services for this purpose;

d. the disclosure must be made in accordance with compliance procedures required by Swiss authorities through the processes established by the Voluntary Offshore Assets Regularization Facility in Switzerland (VOARFS) or in any other form or manner as may be prescribed by Regulations governing the Scheme; and

e. consent that a one-time levy of 35% of offshore assets will be paid to FGN in the manner prescribed by regulations governing the Scheme; and

f. consent that the assessments of future taxes payable will be carried out by the relevant Tax Authority on income earned on residual offshore assets.

Reliefs/Benefits

6. Any taxpayer who truthfully and voluntarily declares his/her offshore assets and income, complies with the regulations and guidelines governing the Scheme, pays to FGN a one-time levy of 35% on the total offshore assets and consents to tax compliance on the residual offshore assets shall obtain the following benefits:

a. permanent waiver of criminal prosecution for tax offences and offences related to the offshore assets, penalties and interests concerning such declared offshore assets;

b. immunity from tax audit of the declared and regularized offshore assets;

c. waiver of interest and penalties on the declared and regularized offshore assets;

d. receive from FGN an Offshore Assets Regularization Compliance Certificate on the declared and regularized offshore assets; and

e. be free to use or invest their duly regularized residual offshore assets in any manner in Nigeria or overseas, and be subject only to annual tax to FGN on the income earned on such residual offshore assets, provided however that the above mentioned reliefs are obtained only if the remission or waiver granted under the Regulations governing the Scheme shall not prejudicially affect or invalidate any court order or judgment already obtained in respect of any default in payment of tax for which interest and/or penalty have already accrued.

7. The benefits referred to in paragraph six (6) above are granted to any taxpayer in full compliance with the following conditions:

a. the taxpayer accesses and provides full co-operation to the voluntary offshore assets disclosure facility in Switzerland;

b. the taxpayer pays the prescribed 35% levy to FGN in accordance with procedures governing the Scheme; and

c. the taxpayer consents to tax compliance on the residual offshore assets and full co-operation with relevant Tax Authority in Nigeria concerning future taxes on income earned on such residual offshore assets;

Consequences of Failure to Comply

8. Failure of any defaulting taxpayer to truthfully and promptly take advantage of this Scheme shall at the expiration of the Scheme result in the following consequences:

a. investigation, charges and enforcement procedures concerning offshore assets held anywhere in the world pursuant to information now readily available through automatic exchange of information between Nigeria and foreign countries;

b. loss of right to plea bargain;

c. liability to pay in full, the principal sum due;

d. liability to pay 100% of all interest and penalties arising therefrom;

e. liability to be prosecuted in accordance with relevant existent laws for tax offences;

f. withdrawal of any reliefs, which may have been granted to the participant;

g. liability to undergo comprehensive tax audit; and

h. any sum paid in relation to the Scheme may be counted as part payment of any further outstanding tax in respect of undisclosed information.

Confidentiality of Information

9. All information provided by the taxpayer under the Scheme shall be treated with utmost confidentiality in accordance with the provisions of the relevant laws save where it is stated otherwise.

10. Any Nigerian official or persons duly authorized to receive information under the Scheme who breaches the confidentiality of information received or exchanged under the Scheme in breach of relevant laws shall be liable to prosecution.

General

11. This Executive Order is valid only for the period in which the Scheme shall subsist, and relates to only persons who have voluntarily declared their offshore assets and income for the purpose of regularizing their offshore assets and ascertaining their outstanding tax liability.

Any rights and status properly acquired by any participating taxpayer pursuant to the Scheme shall vest to the benefit of the taxpayer to the extent provided for by law.

12. This Executive Order shall be read in conjunction with all extant Tax Laws, Regulations and Guidelines as well as those that may be issued pursuant to the Scheme.

13. This Executive Order shall take effect from the …………day of……………………….2018.

Dated: This day of 2018.
Muhammadu Buhari.

Not worried at all. This rubbish will be settled in court. Cos it will be double taxation

Kingdante:
Why are you like this? You took your time typed a long ass msg to cast another man .......

Wetin u choose to gain? Abu u too want the oyibo girl? She ask you simple question you begin tell her Tinz wen go likely wan make her breakup ...... not even for once did you think or feel every body no b d same? Wat if this guy truly want this oyibo lady and you just successful break the home, depriving the young child of a fatherly presence while growing up........

Bros welcome, God no ho spoil your own oo

Bros, Nigerians are demons even unto themselves