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We are in 21st century, every prospective bachelor out there shouldn't be like this mumu bomboclaat of a guy.

You can be on a business trip in Abuja and propose to your girl in Lagos, through the phone.

I curse any man out there that goes on his knees to propose... I expect men to ask while standing on both feet.

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Wetin you want tell me again, when Steve Harvey no fit save him marriage, now another counsellor don come again....

Ok, am watching in 3D.

Supreme145:
I've been dating my girlfriend for over 18 months now and it has been a bumpy ride. One major I issue I have had with her has been her relationship with other men. She spends a lot of time in my place and each time we have issues her one stop solution is to go out and see other guys.

In fact 90% of our issues have come from this same relations with other men. When I complain she makes it look like I am insecure and overly jealous. I have made it known to her that it's wrong to go on dates with other guys when you are in my place especially when we have issues. She would always insist that they are just friends.

She recently got a job close to my house so she had to move in though she's barely at home cos the work is a 8am to 8pm job. She insisted on the job cos she would be able to learn her desired skills while been paid though the pay is very poor.

She would come home and gist me about how guys have been asking her out in her work place and all. Yesterday she even showed a number that a guy wrote for her on a piece of paper and asked her to call him. We later had a minor disagreement cos I saw her sitting on the floor trying to burst a boil on her laps, she started scolding me that I shouldn't be starting at a woman's private part like that, I pointed out that she had panties on and I was just concerned cos I saw something that looked like a drop of blood on the tiles. This resulted in an argument so I just ignored her.

I later observed her copying out the number given to her on her phone amidst other giggles while chatting with other guys online. I overheard her talking to a guy she just met about him coming to pick her up today so she could follow him to church and then go to work from there. This is someone that have never attended church anytime she costs even though a Catholic church is just a stone throw from my house. I voiced out my displeasure and she said I had no right to interfere in her business since I was giving her attitude.

It rained this morning so she couldn't go to church as planned but I am worried that I am dating a terrible flirt and this is someone I am thinking of getting married to. I had to chat her up at work to complain but she still saw nothing wrong with her relationship with other male folks and told me that I am just being insecure and anytime we have issues she would still leave the house cos she can't stay in a house with someone giving her attitude.

I told her I would no longer continue with the relationship since she sees her attitude as normal and she dosen't give me peace of mind which every man craves for. She started guilt tripping me and talking plenty but I already made up my mind. I can't deal with am unrepentant flirt.

Do you guys think I am over reacting?

OP repeat after me;

A is for Apple
B is for Bomboclaat
C is for camel-Toe
D is for Dildoo
E is for Envy
F is for Fool
G is for Goat
H is for Hoe

You deserve 25 strokes of the cane.

IconicR:
Cross is an ashawo man, I don't like him .
He's ready to sleep with anything and everything.
By the way nairaland guys are dickheads

You hate him, but if he comes close to you, you will spread your legs apart for him.

No amount of gifts or incentives from the governor will make me stay, because that is the den of Bokoharam and kidnappers.

For 1yr, your life is in your hands.

Pukkalolo:
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I can bet you, that you can't approach a beautiful girl and express yourself.

Oga carry your nonsense explanation go front, because no evidence.

Adekunlegold9ja:
I am a regular listener of their programs and I have observed that 99 percent of their presenter are from the southeastern/southwestern part of Nigeria. The only southwestener their is quadri that does the morning show. The rest are from the east.

If nobody has told you before, i am telling you now; You seriously have a problem.

Soulsymbol99:
We have two STD's, SEXTUALLY transmitted disease and SPIRITUALLY transmitted disease. The later kills your destiny.

No evidence brother, no evidence.

IamKizzbrown10:
Dear men,
Not every woman walks with a good spirit, 30% those that walks with a bad spirit are more beautiful than 70% women walking with a good spirit.
Resist the urge to climb every woman you come across. You may give out your money, don't give out your destiny. The image of a young lady below is an example.

As a young man you are to be careful on how you run from one woman to the other, CHANGING women is not and never an ACHIEVEMENT!!

Some ladies with TATTOOS, WAIST BEADS, RINGS and LEG CHAIN are not real, some have mystic powers attached to it.

Some have special prophets who make charms for them to catch wealthy men as shown in the picture below.

You might not know this because your spiritual eyes are still blind, it takes spiritual eyes to see spiritual things.
If you mistakenly fall into the hands of any marine lady, your life will never remain the same again, you might be alive but dead.

Every single marine lady has many heavy task she is assigned to carry out, some ladies that belongs to marine kingdom once you come across them you will be feeling strange things happening around you and once they have succeed on getting what they want from you, they will leave you immediately and go to the next person to destroy him as well....

Do not be deceived by the beautiful women you are seeing out there, most of them are not humans like you, while some are human like you but are possessed with marine spirit.

Reduce the way you are running from one woman to the other, you might be living now but won't noticed that your life has been cut short by evil powers!

Resist the urge to climb every woman, you may give out your money, don't give out your destiny. Dont say i didn't tell you

No evidence, you go explain, explain tire.

You never see where dem nack marine winch, she carry her pant run

SUPERBLOOM:
i am curious based on the recent expose of some women having sex with dogs.
is it possible to get pregnant by a dog ?

OP am using one eye to look at you...

Ola9ja23:
This people and their nonsense argument

We are proud of our Yoruba movies as it promotes our culture and heritage that's why you see many of them doing great on Netflix and attracting international attention. I can't remember any ibo movie on Netflix that gain attention as Yoruba language in Africa.

We don't need to brake into local English movie of IPOB 😂 the way we started our Afrobeat and Afromusic that's recognized internationally today is the way we want Yoruba movies from Africa to the world.

Yoruba is greater than Africa

And you are part of the nonsense, from your write up...

richie240:
Neither a Bishop Oyedepo of far away kwara nor a senator smart adeyemi/Dino Melaye of kogi will ever open their mouth and say they are not Yorubas simply bcus they are 'northerners' by birth/find themselves in the north-central region, talkless of next door Edo/Delta.

The day u see any 'Adewale' either of brazil or benin republic or costa rica (talkless of Edo/delta) saying that he is neither yoruba nor have yoruba genes in his blood, just know that you are seeing a well-dressed madman/woman; e juss never 'enter market'.

Same way, any 'chukuebuka anyanwu' claiming he's not igbo BCUS OF GEOGRAPHICAL LOCATION, na correct craze dey worry am.

End of story!

The fact say Bobrisky talk say him be woman, does that make it truth bcus he denied his 'prick-hood'?

If I tell u say 2+2 is not equal to 4, does that make it true because I said so?

Everybody is free to say what he/she wants, but everyone is not blind to see d reality.

Oga rest, you have no point...

Nzeogu is from Asaba in Delta state, and his lineage originated from there.

Rostikol:
Google it!

Go on Google and type “1966 coup”.

You will learn the actions of your kinsmen.

I asked you a simple question, you are telling me to google it.

I know you would have Nzeogu at the back of your mind as the coup plotter.

For your information Nzeogu was not the coup plotter, and he is not from the Southeast.

Just like the same way Edo state shares some names with the Yorubas doesn't mean they are Yorubas.

Nzeogu is from the South South.

richie240:
Major Chukwuma Nzeogu, a fulani man.

Just as Edo state shares some names with the Yorubas, doesn't mean they are Yorubas.

Nzeogu is not from the Southeast.

richie240:
Hehehehehe......see kwenshion.
Ya papa don feed u lie tey-tey nwokem.

So what was his name?

richie240:
Izit the same Igbos that first killed the political and military leaders of other regions while sparing their own from the hot bullets u are talking about abi?

Shey na ds lie of ''they hate Igbos" you too will pass do n to ur sheedren without first telling them what th e same 'hated igbos' first did to make them 'hated'.

It seems your government teacher in school wasn't qualified to teach history.

How was an igbo man behind the coup?

Rostikol:
Until Igbos send a HIGH LEVEL TRADITIONAL DELEGATION comprising their most powerful traditional elders and priests on an APOLOGY MISSION to those regions whose leaders they killed in that FIRST COUP OF 1966… As in GO THERE to meet their counterparts in those regions, with SACRED WINE, SACRIFICIAL COCKRELS, AND A VIRGIN OR TWO, TO CLEANSE THOSE LANDS OF THE EVIL COMMITTED BY THEIR KINSMEN in that coup, you can forget about Igbos gaining power in this country.

You can speak ENGLISH from today till tomorrow. But we are Africans, and we have our own way of restoring balance.

I believe you are educated to some extent, how was an Igbo man behind the first coup?

Patrioticman007:
The Igbo tribe planted the first seed of nepotism & cold blooded murder of political leaders in Nigeria & the law of KARMA will forever follow their generation.

So what was his name?

And the idiotic Gen Murtala Muhammed was assa-ssi-nated in 1976 .... Rest in pieces.

Putin is the most feared and powerful president in the world.

A case where a robber stole your pot of soup, and in the presence of the police, the robber is telling the owner that he can't do anything.

Effrontery of the highest order.

What effrontery.... France must be full of themselves.

If it were to be in China, Russia or US, would they utter this rubbish?

The West has ridden on Africa for so long.

IconicR:
I know but one for 2k plus pleading is too much.
That yam I'm seeing shouldn't exceed 1000 maximum irrespective of location and it's not even a big one

Seems as an asiwaju babe, they sell yam to you for 1k

Emekaphilip360:
The way men see having sex is not the way woman sees it. Having sex means nothing to a woman.Go and Xvideo or other porn site and see what women have been reduced to.

They don’t just care anymore. Sometimes I wonder how much they pay them to act sex scenes. Especially beautiful woman. Women can have sex for so many reasons best know to them, so that shit means absolutely nothing to them.

Women can have sex with 3 or 4 guys a day and she won’t know she has done anything . Ask olosho! This is not a case of poverty or anything. Look at the developed countries, and the rate at which they do porn. In Nigeria I don’t know the kind of motivation these girls have.

Since they can do free sex with a guy without getting paid why can’t they do the same sex and get paid instead. It’s just like a fun to them. Perhaps the ones with high libido

Just find a girl with high libido and stop paying for sex

Those girls are paid from 100k and above per scene.

Every 4yrs $1.5b is spent on turn around maintenance of the warri refinery, yet nothing to show for it, i just hope this won't be another avenue for embezzlement.

God bless Nigeria

Samantha124:
I'm a very straight woman and I wouldn't change anything about it, I got a man.

I don't go around flirting with women.

I can identify a lesbian because I have lesbian friends and they behave just like you.

You don't have to be afraid or ashamed, this is a faceless forum.

So you confirming to us, that you are always receiving thy rod & thy staff?

FaithELEFAN:
When i take alcohol, after like 3 hours, i get sleepy. Once i wake up, i wont feel my legs again
it will feel like my legs has disappeared from my waist.
whoelse feels this way and why

Check well ooO, probably your legs were suspended for several hours, without your knowledge.

Only legends will understand what i mean by suspension

Orika385TV:
S£xy Nigerian Lawyer cries out after being sued by NBA for her s£xy content. A popular Nigerian Influencer and Lawyer by name Ifunaya has come out on social media to share her own part of the story after she was called out by Nigerian Bar Association because she always post her S£xy content online. Nigerian Bar Association are angry at her because she is a lawyer and she keeps posting S£xy content online, knowing fully well that it is against the conducts of the law profession. Watch the full video below by clicking on the link below.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPDgsqLU_m8?si=ckZzeEUx7vl0ImdA

I can bet my life, that she is an orphan, or she was brought up by a single mother, as to why she is confident with the rubbish she does online.

The only people i blame here, are their Nepa.

I trust my Naija counterpart, if it were to be in Nigeria, Nepa go shock dem .... Just switch on the high tension and put it off immediately, and someone from the crowd will ask the couple, E shock u, abi e no shock u

Celepope:
Unfortunately, there is nothing these lawmakers can do to them. The NFF officials will visit them later in the night and money will change hands. The genesis of this whole issue is FIFA’s rule that ban the interference of Government on the activities of the Football Federation. That gave the NFF a free pass to embezzling the funds given to them annually by FIFA and CAF. This explains one of the reasons Amaju Pinnick the former FA boss now own a Private Jet.

Haba... Who told you Pinnick own a PJ?

IconicR:
Stop this is heartbreaking

What is more heart breaking, than supporting Tilumbu?