Please guys how can I get a flight reservation without paying of which I don't know my Visa outcome I need to show vfs tomorrow..please abeg inhouse.This is the only pending document left.

Kelvin30286063:
Yes they now offer loans like that due to BVN validity.
I recently got the same kind of message from my bank (ACCESS BANK) and on dialing the number, I got a loan of 350k just like that. The loan came in within 5 minutes and I was shocked. The funny part is, I didn't even need the loan, I just wanted to try the fast code and laugh at their stupidity later.

This is where data science comes in. They have checked your transaction history. Your credit score and probably how much you get every month and boom you are sent a text message. They know it has to be paid. I've been receiving text messages from Access too. They already know your account from head to toe

Wickedfacts:
The truth is that according to a sibling of one of the victims the Police didn't rescue them. They paid ransom in full and the police are lying.

https://twitter.com/sadiqango/status/1166827851951300609

90% of new on NL ain't true. This morning I had to visit Twitter only to see how Bashir lies was busted. The truth there was that NO GOVERNMENT OR POLICE RESCUED ANYONE. The families paid ransom for their release. Believing this government is like you believing satan will repent

I need a good just room self contain..its just only me. Budget 250k-300k. Please it has to be close to island. Where I am I have to wake up by 6am before getting to office by 9am.

Damminglola:
Some of these Lagos so called agents will intentionally upload an apartment that has been occupied and will now start telling you stories about other fine apartments that they have, meanwhile na scam

In fact you just spoke my mind. Most of them on jiji..I'm just thinking of staying where I am cos these agents are evil.

AntiBrutus:


Such disrespect and insult. She never loved him, she married him out of pity and for poverty alleviation. She needed the marriage more than she needs him.

My heart goes out to your brother. The loyalty and submissiveness of a broke woman can never be trusted, except when tested with money.

This is one of the reason I encourage marriage among same social class. Not like it is always perfect, but I prefer that to commensalism.

You just spoke my mind.....
Na comment I de like read but you just nailed it. With deep experience especially with what is happening in Nigeria it's better to marry your own social class. Just imagine training and helping people and you haven't trained or helped yourself. These days marriage goes beyond feelings or attractions.Marriage is all about building each other... who feelings help.
To me marriage na private partnership company. Na 50:50 the way oyibos they do am....

DoubleGiant:

Is this Lagos or Abuja?

Lagos

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Thanks...
Was there today at 8am but was asked to come back tomorrow say numbers have been booked.

TYPOP:




Incandescent is right. Just to add that if you don't have access to a coloured photocopier, there is one inside VFS Lagos, operated by an independent business owner. Of course, be ready to pay for this, and the cost will be higher than normal. I don't know how much they charge.

Cheers and all the best.

Anyone going to vfs should be there by 5am or latest 5:30am

Please guys.
Your inputs are well appreciated
I'm going to lekki vfs tomorrow for the 1st time. I have all Documents ready all from my employer and the invitation for the conference.
Abeg which one come be
Colored copies of biodata page and 1 copy of all visas in the passport
Please help. This my 1st time

TYPOP:


You are right, that's the correct form.

Look at the checklist to know all the documents required and then start working on getting them one by one.

Thanks.

Pls I got this form from their VFS webpage.
I'm applying for a short Visa unto conference scheduled October. Wanna know if this is the right form..
I really don't know where to start.
I have the following
Self introduction
Letter from my boss
Invitation from the conference
Statement of bank account..

Hmmmm so giving head can bring STD...
I'm learning

ScotMisile:


Rubbish and polarized... No need for noise making bro... A war with US marks the end of IRan. US provoked Russia severally for a war during Obama's time , but Russia ddntdi give in for a war.. .in his words he said the world will suffer if a war breaks out and the US don't care.

The US are the qorldsw most dangerous terrorists and Iran knows this... You can type all you can, but Iran will cry bitter for a war with the Masters of war.

Iran makes this and that.. .and think Us is busy chopping burgers and shawarmas.

Japan made that mistake of underestimating US. ..And Vietnam is a settled case study.

The US is undefeatable.

Pls tell that dude...
Comparing United states with Iran is like comparing a 6pack 35 year old dude with a toddler.

You are damn too right!..
Funny enough how people reason.
If you pitch just California to fight Iran. I'm damn sure California will Bleep Iran... Its only yoruba moslems that thinks iran has might.

Funny enough how people pitch emotions ahead of reasoning....
I'm always of the School of thought that everyone deserves to be happy. Being in a relationship that would bring you pain and regret both present and future is the worst thing to ever bargain in a marriage. I'm very sure if you marry her such relationship would lack trust..
See ba my advice is to put your brain first before emotions.
Don't go risking when marriage is involved.

Kinzeyfranks:

I'm in the University and already tired of that course too.
And right now am already afraid of my future.
As regards ur online biz(programming) can u show me the way pls? I just need to make it in life I have a lappy already. Here is my email(kinzeyfranks1@gmail.com) incase.

Send a private message

A must read

Dopemu under bridge-Cement -Ikeja...You can stay there up to an hour

AntiBrutus:


Lol, e never reach like that.
How you dey?

Very fine..... .
Enjoy your weekdays dear..

AntiBrutus:


Your question is totally irrelevant and it wouldn't arise if you took some time to read and understand. I do not buy the school of thought that only bad guys have confidence, but knowing it will be the next things guys say...I started my post with it.

Even Ubujah that is more defensive than you, got the message.

Once again, how do you do this?

Next thing na, you will start prancing upandan, taking side comments at people who do not agree with you. The only time you are happy is when things go your way. You are one special giel.

nne biko hafu that lady... You bigger than that abeg..

QueTeddy:

Just requested for one this month... Would get it towards the middle of this month. Please if I could get your number, would b grateful.

Send me a PM

QueTeddy:



Baba... Even me sef dey reason that way o... M a final year student of biochemistry... If you fit point way for your guy, I go appreciate.

No p, would love helping guys in that useless field. See ba if you have a laptop let me know else get one.

Sexually I fuckup big time.... I had all opportunity to nack then but na book just de head.(Degrees wey u feel like burning) as its nearly useless. Social intelligence was -20... Damn.. Such a long time...7years after graduation..
Kai I remembered two Josephine.. Walahi I be mumu then... What of priska... My eyes just wandered elsewhere...
One biggest regret was not delving deep into programming walahi. I would have been top notch dude in I.T field but las las I became Artificial intelligence tech guy with my python and R.
When I came out I even regretted what I studied(Yeye Biochemistry)..because to earn big you need to swim in ocean filled with computers..We thank God for where we are today..

IdreamOfUnicorn:

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• Respect is more important than love. Not that love is not important. But there are many cases where couples choose to stay together even though the love had died long before. Sometimes to support their children till they grow up, or to attain financial security. In contrary, once you lose the respect to your partner, you won’t be able to coexist. You can revive lost love, but disrespect is irreparable.
• Fancy the eyes: If you decided to fall in love with the looks, make sure to fall for the eyes, because they never age. The handsome guy that you know today, in few years’ time, will have a muffin-top belly and thinning hair and the stunning beauty that you adore now will have wrinkled face and sagged posture. Remember, the eyes are the window of the soul. You will see your partner’s passion, joy and longing through them no matter how old they are.
• Cross minefields together: When your partner is progressing through a tough time in their career or if they’re struggling with some health issues, or even going insane. This is what I call the minefield of your married life. You must cross it together. If you decided to wait for him/her at the other side of the minefield and let them cross it by themselves, you’ll definitely lose them. If they don’t make it to the other side, you have lost them. If they made it by themselves without your support… You have lost them as well.
• You will not be the same person 10 years from now: People change all the time. You fell head over heels for this person. Years of continuously getting crushed under corporate-life wheels, marathon after the kids, and drowning in daily housework, will make your partner’s personality almost unrecognizable. They might become more nervous, less sensitive, more aggressive or less forgiving. They will definitely not be the same person. And you need to come to terms with the new version of you and your partner, otherwise your life will be unbearable.
• Work as a team: You found that after few years, both of you have changed. Now more than ever, you need to work as a team. It is so hard to have a ship with two captains. Sometimes let her be in control and sometime let him lead. At the end of the day you want to arrive safely to the other side.
• Feed your intimacy: Sex is like food and drink. Everyone knows that. But some people think that everyone can survive on the same amount of food. For some people, kids’ meal is more than enough. But some won’t feel full before devouring a whole family meal. Same with sex. Don’t expect your partner to have same appetite as you. If one partner was starved that might lead to unfaithfulness. You need to communicate your feeling, needs and worries otherwise you will be stuck in an ox donkey relationship.
• Be friends: One day, many years from now, when the cyclone of emotion, intimacy, kids growing and work routines, settle down, you’ll look back at your marriage path and reflect. You will have a lot of time to spend together. If the hours passed as eternity and you don’t have anything to say, then you haven’t been friends all your life. Friendship is the glue that stick the couple together. All the way to the end.
• Don’t take things for granted: ‘Happily ever after’ is an elusive statement. There are ups and downs in any marriage. Sometimes you feel you married the perfect partner and sometimes you perceived them as partner from hell. It is always work in progress. So, celebrate the good time and be ready for the hardships.
• Don’t compare: The following scenario may happen to you after few years of marriage: You’re having dinner with your partner with another couple who look like the Romeo and Juliet of the modern day. They look passionately at each other and touch hands as if it’s their first time. She explicates her man as the perfect husband. And he talks about her as the trophy wife. At your side of the table: Sigh… look at each other… why can’t my partner be like that? Be careful, what you had witnessed might be a show. Like the one you watch at the cinema. It had start and end time. Some people are good at acting in public.
• Patience… Patience… and more Patience: When you face any obstacles just remember that time mends all problems. So take a deep breath in… shall I make myself more clear?… Let it out. Patience.
Source: indy100

Best piece I've ever read on NL

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beesyb:
Why not, please get married already. One of the self-inflicted problems an average youth battle is the urge to show off,live a fake life trying to impress people. Start small and move forward. I'll never live in a three bedroom flat with a husband who has neither procured a land to build his own house nor invest heavily in a business. I prefer living in a self-contain apartment until our own house is ready. Call me Ijebu, I will nod in affirmation. My brother,money can sometimes be a visitor. When it's in your home, use it well.
Very importantly,no need for an elaborate wedding. Pay bride price during a low key engagement and then go for registry. Please don't struggle for an elaborate wedding and one Iya Shade living in the opposite house(Iya ile okan) will still be eyeing your destiny.
My two cents

People like Una rare

ehissi:


More like 13yrs, because he will want to furnish the place well before he marries.

On 80k per month, E go tey. Before he will now start saving for wedding, both traditional and spiritual (be it church or mosque)

Chisos both traditional & spiritual..
Badt guy...

pocohantas:
Who else scrolled through the list, looking for Jayjay Okocha?

Naaaah I didn't . Read through all
Happy new year

cahrlifa:
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Heatmap... Now that's called deep analysis

Anyone trying to venture into Data science should know basic maths.The meat and bone of data science is Statistics. That's why some python and R libraries are built on statistical function. When u get to scikitlearn and statsmodel api then you know. Like people like us. It was just breeze through going into data science, I did biochemistry. I had to apply my knowledge into the field of data science..
My pure advice learn python(50%)..& of R
Then let yr thinking be intuitive
3. Master numpy and pandas
4.Understand basic stats function..