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Please don't be the next victim. If Usian Bolt legs can't carry you far away from that family, please borrow more fast legs!
There is an adage that says for you to know who your future wife really is or will be, see her mother.

I wish you well!

The exact sitting position in Yaba College of Technology both for their tests and examinations during my years as a student there.
And all other students around you will be from other unrelated departments. Omo, no be moi-moi!
I loved it because we were made to understand the purpose we were admitted into that reputable institution!

I pray God directs him towards Nairaland, or someone who knows him comes in contact with what you've posted in Nairaland.

You'll surely find your father and all your efforts will never be in vain. I also want to advise that you go to the two (2) places mentioned that your father likely came from, go the local Chiefs there and explain everything to them, who knows, they might be able to help you trace your dad.

Best of luck, dear and never you lose hope, and when you find your father, do let us know also.

I will always remember you in my prayers.

Take this as one of those challenges life throws at you. Try all that is within you to cope with the situation and I know this is not going to be easy at all. Just promise yourself that no matter what happens, God has led this little one into your hand to take care of. Take away the idea that she's someone else's child, pretend that she's your biological child, be determined, be prayerful and work on her as you would naturally work on your child. With God and with your determination and prayers, she would be transformed so much that you'll wonder how it happened.

Be of good courage, Sister and don't lose hope yet. May God reward your labour of love in Jesus Name, Amen!

My advice to you dear sister is that you can try move out of your home for now and rent a room self-contain for just a year. Accept any guy you like who doesn't know your financial background, pretend to need the little little things that an average lady needs or demands from her man. And if after the stated period of one year he proposes, and if he has the qualities of a man you want, open up to him and tell him the reason you did what you did.

I wish you best of luck.

kdrex:
Glory be to Almighty... God Win, I finally got a job after 3 and a half years as a customer service representative with .......

I'm not really the type that like blowing my horn but I guess I will be an ingrate if I don't share this testimony with Nairalanders to encourage others not to give up hope. Weeping may endureth through the night but definitely joy cometh in the morning. I pray that Almighty God will answer all the prayer request of all job seekers on here like he answered mine. Just be patient, His forever faithful.

I resumed yesterday and I think I enjoyed my first day at work, I promise to give out recharge cards at the end of the month when i get paid my first salary as an appreciation to all that I learnt here on Nairaland during the trial period and my job search quest that prepared/assisted me in getting this job.

Please give me the format of your CV to link me up to who will help me update mine. I need a change of job urgently. I am totally fed up with my current place of work. You can PM me, please. Thank you.

Congratulations to the couple. Baby, welcome to the world.

Mods I need your assistance on this.
Please I want you to do the needful to enable me make my choice.
I have about two weeks to conclude on this.

Thank you.

Please I need advise from anybody that read or is reading either Finance or Economics as a 2nd degree programme, preferrably on MSc.
I don't know which to choose between the two. Which has lesser mathematics than the other? I actually prefer any Management
Course but Unilag has it available as a Full Time Course only, while UI does not offer it presently.
Sale of form is ongoing and I would like to exploit the opportunity.

What do you expect since UI was pioneered by reputable Yaba College of Technology?

I love those schools.

One of my friends took her wedding venue and reception to the barracks.
Reason being that, many hands for raise up that day ooo. So her saving grace was the barracks.
Who born you to raise up your hand inside barracks church when such a question is asked?

Mama Peace is a strong pillar to her husband's success story. A woman who could go all out to fight to the end for her husband, irrespective of what people say or think of her. She's a strong woman and a very kind one for that matter (from people that have met her one-on-one).

You are the first Public Figure I've seen here that could talk for hours without glancing from as liitle as a piece of paper!
Mama Peace, your fans will surely miss your comedy - for which I am one of them!

MrCork:
....see Ghana Woman talkin to a whole Londoner anyhow.....sweeery are we on the same Level or a I yor mate?...or u wanna we Londoner to those yor homebase mechanic loookin boyfriend wit Tribal mark? (no oofeinse)

Hahahahaha! Mr. Cork, you need CHANGE, dear

defendedvictim:
if u ain't light skin, he wouldn't probably look in ur direction u know...
No offience

I understand you jare.

Londoner, how come your written English is so damned "corky" and your spelling, appalling.
I think I prefer homebase guys who can construct simple English!

Dhilariousdandy:
1. (Walk up behind girl and point fingers shaped like gun into her back) "You're under arrest!"
... (For what?)
"For stealing my heart."

2. Hi, my name is Chance, Do I have one?

3. Are your legs tired?
(girl: Why?)
Because you have been running through my mind all day!

4."I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?"

5. Can you give me directions to your heart? I've seemed to have lost myself
in your eyes.

6. (Take a look at the tag on the girls shirt, jacket, etc.)
She would say,"What are you doing"
respond,"Oh, just checking to see if you were made in Heaven."

7. (Pick up a flower and walk over to girl.)
"I was just showing this flower how beautiful you are."

8. Is it hot in here or is it just you?

9. Walk up to a gal and say:"Are you from Greece?" "No" She answers.
"Oh, I thought all the Women goddess were from Greece"

10. Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again??

Hahahahaha LOvely Ways To impress A Girl
LÎK€, ÎF TH€Y AR€ CUT€

And you didn't include MONEY in your list? Hmmm, don't say I didn't warn you ooo

Just look around you, she might be somewhere near.
You've the power to draw her closer through prayers.

I understand that yearning, that loneliness, that gap.
May God grant you your heart desire.

ekenedegreat:
She can't do domestic chores, she can't hustle/work 2 make money (even in a little way)she only demands 4 everything she needs and expects her wish 2 work in her favour.. She is full of excuses when confronted. How can 1 cope wit dis kind of lady? Folks, I need ur contributions on dis pls.

Well, my paternal uncle married the same type of a woman but by the time he was through with her, she sat up on her own. She just couldn't do anything only to eat and gossip. She had house helps at her beck and call. To even keep neat her home was wahala. She couldn't even tend to her baby. She learnt hairdressing, fashion design, all sorts, yet she wasn't able to manage any business. One day, my uncle got fed up, told her he was travelling and with the pretense that he forgot something at home drove in with a very beautiful lady and made sure his wife saw her. We later learnt it was all facade because he never travelled and the lady in his car was his friend's wife whom my aunt never met before then. It was his friend that asked my uncle to go along with his wife to pretend as if they were travelling together as a couple. My uncle eventually spent 3days in his friends house. By the time he presumably came back from his journey, at two weeks interval he'll tell his wife he was embarking on another journey, his friends will still keep him at their homes. When his wife couldn't bear it anymore, she has to run to her husband's friends to tell them that she didn't know why her husband travels frequently these days.

Anyway, that solved the problem of her laziness. She now has a shop where she sells ankara. Surprisingly, my aunt now cooks and sweeps. She changed positively now. And the good thing is that in all of these, my uncle said he never cheated on her.
Maybe you should try something similar. Per adventure she too might change.

mashnino:
Nope...i am lost. plz explain to me

Which is it that you need clarification on?

mashnino:
Thanks man... it will be a classy restaurant... not as expensive as the most expensvie

and not as cheap as the most cheap...

I want the pricing to be optimal.. so that all class of the society can come in

although... will it be bad if i had a VIP section in the restaurant..?

dont want to be the segregate type... but i feel some people fall for VIP things...

Once more..Thanks for your advice

If it's a storey building you can manage the segregation, but if it's just on the same floor, honestly I don't know how that will work cos I can't imagine myself walking in and probably because of my physical appearance which might be a misconception (let's say on my way from a function I checked in to have a bite) and you serve me a bit higher than I can afford, or vice versa, you know that wouldn't really go well. But if's a storey building, of course, it'll be easier to put things in their right place (if you understand what I mean).

It also depends on the quality of the food you want to be selling and your targeted customers. For instance, we might be running the same business in the same location, while you opt to selling a plate of rice, let's say for N250.00, I might decide to sell mine for N1000.00. Sometimes your own food might even be sweeter, but my packaging and/or branding might make a certain class prefer my resturant, even when your service seem far cheaper.

Everything depends on how you want it, bros. And you must heed the advise given to you earlier about registering your business cos you never can tell when you'll really need it (i.e. if you think otherwise now).

I wish you God's favour.

Then bring them home to us, Mr. President!

searching4love:


REMEMBER WHEN MY DAD TOLD ME IF I TOUCH A GIRL SHE WOULD BE PREGNANT. EVER SINCE I KNEW I'M NOT GOING TO DATE A NIGERIAN GIRL DUE TO THEIR RANDY NATURE WHICH MAKES THEM GET PREGNANT LIKE PIGS

THANK GOD I LISTENED TO DAD COS NOW I SEE NIGERIAN GIRLS AS SHIIT


#TEAM FOREIGN GIRLS

Bros eee, if that be the case why are you still SearchingForLove?

Why will you tell her how much you earn? Is she your wife or is she the one that sponsored you in school?
Please be guided before she starts making unnecessary demands.

Teach her. My uncle did same and today his wife is a very good cook.

Does she know any of your sisters? If no, tell one to visit you, pretend she is the love of your life and that you've known eachother since you were kids, that even your families are already aware of your relationship, after that, I don't think she'll bother with you again. But if she's persistence after your sister's visit, use the opportunity of the transfer to subtly discontinue any form of relationship with her.

This love thing sef.

Try locate any JAMB office closest to you and tender your complaint. I believe your issue will be resolved.
Don't forget to go with your original documents, including your school ID Card, incase they need to verify
that you are really a student. You know how funny our people can be sometimes.

I wish you well.

Ok nah

jamesbawa:
Valentine died for love, Romeo also died for love, Jack in titanic died for love, Samson in the Bible died for love, Greek heroes Hercules & Archilles died 4 love ... & even Jesus Christ died for love! where are the women? Dnt buy any woman a Valentines treat this year until she gives you at least 5 names of women who died for love send this to all the males you know let's boycott this valentine

That one is simple nah! See that Valentine's gift? Omo, you can't escape buying it for me ooo

1. Mother Theresa died for love (please don't ask me how)
2. Mary Magdalene died loving Christ (don't ask me how)
3. You yourself have said it, Juliet died loving Romeo
4. Those women their reckless husbands murdered, died for love, just that in their case, they died loving the wrong men
5. The ones that committed suicide (after disappointment and betrayal by the men they loved wholeheartedly) also died for love.

What are you saying? More women died for love more than all the men you've mentioned.

My Val gift now, jor!

Declare some days fast, pray seriously about it and then inform your suitor. If he is the will of God for you he'll stay.
But you must let him know.

Then try pre-intimacy, Op. It works wonders in situation of unnecessary tiredness. Start up a little communication on how her day went, how beautiful her body glow, you know those things that when men say make us blush? Say it to her, while your hand performs magic on her body, you'll see she'll naturally give in to you.

The problem with some men is that they don't understand the place of romance in sex. It's not about diving headlong into her punny or taking permission to make love to your woman. Believe me some men do try to take permission by saying something like "darling, let's make love". You shouldn't start by saying it, start by pre-intimacy. Send her to high heavens with your hand and mouth and by the time you're done, ehen, she'll be the one begging you to penetrate. She's your wife afterall. And the next time you're together, she'll even be the one trying to initiate sex!

To me, there's something you aren't doing right on bed that she's probably shy to say, and the only way to protest is to always complain that she is tired. Find out those things and fix it.

I wish you blissful married life!