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Romance › Re: Help! A Man Is Threatening To Release My Nudes, I'm Depressed! by FalseProphet1(m): 4:16pm On Apr 06, 2022
Send the nudes privately to my email and I will offer prayers on it, and it will disappear permanently from his phone, and you will be safe.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: NURTW Dissolves Lagos Council, Sack Mc Oluomo by FalseProphet1(m):
This ban and sack will not be enforced.

This I have seen.
Nairaland General › Re: I Want To Retrieve The Gift I Gave A Friend . by FalseProphet1(m): 11:31am On Apr 06, 2022
I see her not returning back the iPhone you bought for her even though you're using an Android phone with broken screen. (Don't ask me how I knew it's a phone even though the op didn't mention it...the spirit never lies.)

I see her going to her status to write how a useless boy is asking her to return back the phone he bought for her after all she suffered for him.

I see her friends telling her not to try such nonsense.

I see her blocking you permanently from all social media contact.

I see you going to her house to beg, I see her pouring hot water on your body, I see you becoming a half cast.

This I have seen.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Atletico Madrid (1 - 0) On 5th April 2022 by FalseProphet1(m): 9:32pm On Apr 05, 2022
poshemmanuel:
is it with browser or twitter app?
Twitter app
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Atletico Madrid (1 - 0) On 5th April 2022 by FalseProphet1(m): 8:49pm On Apr 05, 2022
Richsteemit:
Man city go give aam like 4. Make we dey see
Mancity can't score 2 goals in this match not to talk of 4.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Atletico Madrid (1 - 0) On 5th April 2022 by FalseProphet1(m): 8:43pm On Apr 05, 2022
CaptainAyub:
Any link?
Go to Twitter and type Manchester city vs atletico Madrid. The live stream will come out and you can watch it. That's where I'm watching mine.

Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 7:41pm On Apr 05, 2022
Very true...

Career › Re: How My Upholsterer Lost 15 Million Naira Contract Because Of Attitude by FalseProphet1(m):
In your earlier post you said your friend is based abroad and comes to Nigeria to stay two weeks and then leave.

Then in your concluding part you said he has a bike and small shop and he's just hussling...

I see lies in this story.

This I have seen.
Career › Re: Work Hard Or Smart? What's Your Opinion? by FalseProphet1(m): 12:20pm On Apr 05, 2022
Do both and the sky will be your limit.

This I have seen.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: I Farted During A Job Interview by FalseProphet1(m): 12:16pm On Apr 05, 2022
I see them contacting you soonest for the job, because of your boldness in extending your gases to the interviews, I see them making you fart in containers and selling it as cooking gas since the prices of gases has gone up.

I see them feeding you beans and eggs daily, I see you making Guinness world book of record as the most decorated farter who farts continuously for 24hours, I see you building a house with your farts.

This I have seen.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigerian Ports Authority Recruitment by FalseProphet1(m): 12:16pm On Apr 05, 2022
The position has already been filled by northerners, don't bother to apply for it.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Kebbi 2023: Malami Declares Intention To Contest For Governor by FalseProphet1(m):
There won't be elections come 2023.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: When Will The So Called Nairaland Mods Start To Deal With These? by FalseProphet1(m): 10:26am On Apr 05, 2022
SarutobiEky:
and the Mods still do nothing about it. If that's not wickedness I dunno what else to call it. One might even think they are in cohorts with the people who posted these.
The mods themselves are tired, the only thing is avoid clicking any unauthorized link on Nairaland or any other social media platform and you will be safe.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: When Will The So Called Nairaland Mods Start To Deal With These? by FalseProphet1(m):
The problem here is that those links aren't even links to the said pórn sites. They are links to pishing websites, once you click on them you will be asked to fill your email login details, once you do everything thing connected to that email will be hacked. You Facebook, bank alerts...etc.

This I have seen.
Sports › Re: Clarence Seedorf To Arrive Nigeria For Heineken UEFA Champions League Tour by FalseProphet1(m): 9:20am On Apr 05, 2022
Seedorf remains the only player to win the championship league with 3 different clubs.

Ajax

Real Madrid

AC milian.

Ronald won it twice with Manchester United and Real Madrid.

Messi just Barca.

Truly seedorf is a legend.

This I have seen.
Business › Re: Mobil Filling Station, ₦10,000 & POS Wahala: How Can I Resolve This Issue? by FalseProphet1(m): 10:04pm On Apr 04, 2022
tunbosun002:
Does Anyone Know How I Can Resolve This Issue?

Good morning nairalanders,

Please I have an issue with MobilinNigeria(Mobil petroleum station) in one of their branches in Lekki axis and the manager seems not to know what to do about it or he’s trying to play me.

On the 12th of this month, I was at one of the branches to buy diesel worth N10,000 with my atm card using POS..the fuel attendant whose name starts with M tried using my card with their POS machine and after about 30mins, he gave me the card saying the transaction was declined and opted that I transfer 10k to his personal account and he would pay later when the POS machine starts working, which I did and I left the petrol station.

On getting home, N10,000 from the declined transaction was deducted from my account. I sent an email to my bank(FCMB) immediately asking them to make a reversal of the N10,000 deducted from my account and I got a response stating that they will investigate for 3 working days.

After the said working days was completed, I got an email from FCMB saying the POS merchant got credited with the money with proof. I went back to mobil petrol station and I met with one of the attendants, asking to see their manager and I explained why I needed to see the manager but when the guy he called their manager came, the first thing he said is “IT IS A POS TRANSACTION and IT CANNOT be traced”, I immediately told him he cannot tell me there’s no way to keep track of their account records and I needed my money back since FCMB said the money went through, I also showed him the receipt FCMB sent to me. He promised to investigate and call back on Monday noon which he didn’t, I gave him till past 6pm of the said day before calling him, he asked that I call back so he can check and when I did, he said he didn’t see the N10,000 transaction in their account.
I called FCMB yesterday and they still insisted that they received the money and they asked that I go back there and give them a call to talk to the manager.

Note, the manager has refused to check with the bank copy receipt FCMB sent to me saying since the one they gave me at the petrol station says declined, then the money is not with them.
Please I need help from bankers in the house and nairalanders on how to get this money, N10,000 is really a lot this period as I have not been working for the past six weeks now.

I will attach the declined receipt I got from the petrol station and the receipt FCMB sent to me after their investigations.

Attached is the declined receipt I got from the fuel attendant and the receipt FCMB sent to me after their investigations.
What later happened. Were you able to collect back your money?
Romance › Re: What Is The Right Age For A Man/woman To Get Married? by FalseProphet1(m): 8:34pm On Apr 04, 2022
For girls 21 upwards is ok.

For guys, whenever he's financially, mentally and emotionally matured.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 8:20pm On Apr 04, 2022
Some guys will be wearing dark glasses inside the church and then blame God when they end up as welders.
Politics › Re: Wike Meets With IBB, Abdulsalami Over 2023 Presidency by FalseProphet1(m): 7:52pm On Apr 04, 2022
For failing to visit me, wike will not get the PDP Presidential ticket neither will he become the president of Nigeria.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Bandits Kidnap 22 Villagers At Anguwar, Abuja-Kaduna Highway by FalseProphet1(m): 6:32pm On Apr 04, 2022
I the elite becoming victims of kidnappers, I see senators, governors, reps members, ministers and their families falling victims to the insecurity they choose to ignore.

I see a member of the presidential family getting kidnapped this month.

This I have seen.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How Do I Prove To My Employer That I Am A Graduate? by FalseProphet1(m):
Give him the number of your prophet to him and it would be solved.

This I have seen
Romance › Re: Please Advise, Married Women Won't Let Me Be by FalseProphet1(m): 7:36pm On Apr 02, 2022
Candidlady:
cheesy

First paragraph you saw right, you see the second paragraph kindly recheck

Thanks anyways smiley
You're welcome.

For more prophesies and accurate visions, send me a dm smiley
Romance › Re: Please Advise, Married Women Won't Let Me Be by FalseProphet1(m): 7:10pm On Apr 02, 2022
Candidlady:
Is it a waste of time going after Gooodharddick?

What do you see
I see a damaged young man who masquerades as a redpill online, I see you falling for his masculine side because he sounds so brute, I see you loosing money and other valuables to him.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Please Advise, Married Women Won't Let Me Be by FalseProphet1(m): 7:04pm On Apr 02, 2022
Candidlady:
Abinchi?

Hungry prophet wants to eat yam and oil cheesy
A carnal mind can never understand the things of the spirit.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Women Who Husband Stay Abroad, Share Your Experience by FalseProphet1(m):
I had one like that, she has 3kids but if you see how beautiful she was eh!

The husband was in Canada, he barely comes home. Just sends them upkeep money monthly.

The woman was so clingy with me, but because of my vow never to go near a married woman, I just let her be.
Romance › Re: Please Advise, Married Women Won't Let Me Be by FalseProphet1(m): 6:24pm On Apr 02, 2022
Get the following items.

1 white córck.

2 long canes for flogging the familiar spirit out of your body.

20 tubers of yam.

1 large bell.

12 candles

1 incense

1 bottle of palm oil

3 large coconuts.

Your picture.

A pair of your old slippers or shoe.

Get these items and contact me for personal prayers and your situation will change for the best.

This I have seen.
Celebrities › Re: Portable Shutdown Mall For Muslims To Celebrate Ramadan (video) by FalseProphet1(m): 2:22pm On Apr 02, 2022
I see his baby Mamas increasing as some Muslim girls won't let him go cos they need him to constantly break their fast.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: My Younger Sister Encounter With Guys Who Use Girls For Money Ritual by FalseProphet1(m):
Inasmuch as the story could be fake or real, I think the message has been passed.

Girls should stop visiting guys they barely know for their own safety.

If you must meet with a guy let it be in your state of residence, and an open location, I don't understand why a girl would allow guys she barely knows drive her from Awka to Enugu and take her to their house.

If as a girl you take your safety for granted, then be ready to make the news as a mutilated corps.

This I have seen.
Travel › Re: FAAN Apologises Over blackout At MMIA, Ikeja by FalseProphet1(m): 12:59pm On Apr 02, 2022
I see Evey sector of the country apologizing very soon.

This I have seen.
Crime › Re: Omeli Humphrey Darlington Accused Of N355m Fraud Wins Suit by FalseProphet1(m): 5:57pm On Apr 01, 2022
sad
Sports › Re: Breaking News... FIFA Cancels Nigeria Ghana Match. by FalseProphet1(op): 5:46pm On Apr 01, 2022
samuelgodson:
mess u bro....... grin grin grin grin ........man can't believe I fell for dis.......mods gat ban u for 2 years
grin
TV/Movies › Re: Multichoice Has Implemented Its New DStv/ GOtv Subscription Price by FalseProphet1(m): 4:24pm On Apr 01, 2022
I use my TV and the guy that installed it for me hacked it so I'm getting all the channels free of charge. The only problem is that you can't watch any life football on it.

Just church stations, where you have over 100 different churches in Nigeria and Africa which you can follow live. Popular ones include RCCG, MFM, Dominion, Dunamis... etc. Nollywood movies, foreign movies, news...etc. but I'm enjoying it like that at least I have peace of mind.

I see another on air TV overshadowing DStv in the coming months.

This I have seen

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